Since meeting Brother Xu in reality, I feel that my luck is no different from stepping on shit, what to do and what to eat is not enough, continue to pit me for another year, let's see you at the second crematorium in Harbin City next year!

Why meet at the crematorium?

Attend my funeral......

How did he die?

was killed by Wei Hongxu!

I didn't even bother to scold, pointing at Brother Xu's nose for a long time without holding back a fart, afraid of holding back internal injuries and silently said: "Then I can continue to practice this Taoist technique in the future, right?" Yin Qi won't hurt me! ”

"No, you can think of yourself as a large tea jar with mineral water bottles filled with all kinds of gases, and release the qi through you, and use the qi to draw talismans."

Brother Xu came over and patted me on the belly: "Qigong and Hundred Ghost Seals will not conflict with each other, put your heart in your stomach, brother."

"Okay, let's go, I'm sleeping with Brother Erman, and I have to continue to work at night, when will I pay my salary."

I'm really helpless, what can I do? Beat him up? Can't beat ...... Scolding him? I will never forget Brother Xu's time when he tore apart a discussion group on the Internet.

How to fight him? Don't make a fuss, the character and don't let him stuff my mouth!

"On the fifteenth of next month." Brother Xu walked out of my bedroom after speaking.

Come on, just know that the salary will be paid on that day.

Let's sleep, that day I will be asleep, except for some sorry for the parenting grace of my parents, to be honest, there is nothing in this dog world that is worth remembering.

You can live for 3,000 yuan, can't you? At least when I die, I can go down to the underworld and brag with the ghosts who were reincarnated together.

Dude~ I can see ghosts on it, I have bragged with the main managers of hell, drunk, and caught ghosts.

yes, everything is fine, now I don't sleep like I used to have a nervous breakdown.

It's good, it's good.

My personality is far from that of the optimist, and even if my hopes are disappointed again, I will not be disappointed too much.

After taking off my clothes, I took off the rune paper that hung on Brother Erman's butt and threw it in the trash, and I went to bed and hugged Brother Erman to sleep.

Brother Erman habitually rubbed me.

I rubbed the fox's head, thinking to myself if it would be equally comfortable if there were children who would sleep with them every day.

What a pity! That little girl was blind enough to look at me.

Sleep through the day.

I got up on time at seven o'clock in the evening, cleaned up and washed, and today I specially combed my hair into a middle part, and I haven't worn my glasses since the night I beat the ghost, and I don't need to wear them now, someone is protecting me when something happens.

When I was eating with Brother Xu, he saw that I combed my hair and combed it like a calf licked and complained: "Brother, no, I'll introduce you to Mr. Tony, who does my hair shape, what are you?" It's a good brain!"

I spit out the chicken bones in my mouth and looked up at his stubble, and fought back mercilessly: "Don't brag, you have six ring scars in your head shape, and people believe you when you say that you are a nun."

"Brother, weren't you tired yesterday?"

My sister-in-law rarely went out of the house on the first day she beat me, her little face was a little haggard and pale, and she was a little tired from talking between the lines, like a bloody soldier who had just returned from a few vicious battles.

"Don't be tired, sister-in-law! Your brother can draw talismans now. ”

I treat my sister-in-law as an elder in my heart, and show off to my sister-in-law in the tone of a child in diapers.

"My brother has grown up, and when my sister-in-law finishes this fight, I will make you something to eat."

The sister-in-law smiled, completely ignoring Brother Xu's murderous eyes, finished the last bite of rice in the rice bowl, and walked back to her bedroom to continue to be busy with the business at hand.

"Look at how people treat my brother, and then look at your loser, you will know that you are cheating me!"

I still cursed him when I ate Brother Xu's cooking.

"That's what I said, I don't fight with fools, of course my daughter-in-law is fine, don't forget to wash the dishes after eating, go to work."

Brother Xu's appetite is not very good, so he doesn't eat most of the bowl of rice left, and he and his sister-in-law are not very good.

I work downstairs every night and I don't hear anything.

Are the two of them a little overindulgent?

Well, it's possible!

Fortunately, Brother Erman and I stayed at the table to eat together, the reputation of the rice harvester is not in vain, and he can do it cleanly as much as a fox can do as many dishes as he wants.

It's just that there is a bad sequelae, and the food is full of table scraps and the wreckage of the city after the war, and you can't wait to have two kind little mouths according to his chubby face.

Brush the dishes and clean up the table every day, if you quit your job in the future, your buddy can also go to the back kitchen to be a dishwasher, and the speed of washing dishes is comparable to that of a machine.

Do everything, Brother Erman rides my neck downstairs, if it goes on like this, in two days, not to mention riding his neck, I will have to carry him downstairs with a little effort.

The red lantern was hung up, and I lit a cigarette with my back to the front desk, not wanting to sit on my ass all the time. Brother Erman lay next to me and turned over to expose his belly, eating innocently.

After a cigarette was smoked and extinguished in the ashtray, I stretched and was about to turn around and enter the front desk to continue the decadence.

"Wow~What a beautiful little fox~"

"Yes! Oh, yes! Fat like a dog!"

"I want to suck him ......"

"Old girl, don't you know that the fox tastes sassy, or is our little cat ......?"

Passing by at the door, there were three little girls dressed up about seventeen or eighteen years old, and after one of them saw Brother Erman, he was attracted by Brother Erman's miraculous way of lying on the corpse to eliminate food, and stopped the two little girls next to him to go to the store.

If you want to suck and suck Erman, try the feeling.

I sincerely feel that the long and quiet little girl said that Brother Erman is fat like a dog, which is too TM image.

"Slightly ......"

After hearing the movement, Brother Erman raised his head and grimaced at the three little girls, and then gave me a flying eye, tilted his head at an angle that others couldn't see, stretched out his tongue at a magical angle, pointed at the three little girls behind him, and then retracted his tongue, you know me, and whispered: "WD."

MD, brother, here's your chance!"

"What chance?"

I stared at the bespectacled little girl in the middle of the three, not to mention pretty.

Brother Erman didn't answer me, but told me with practical actions what is called the greatest wingman of the 21st century!

He twisted his butt twice, and when the three little girls didn't come, he hid behind me first, but his body didn't completely hide, revealing a small half of a fox face, and the last two paws stood in a human shape, the first two paws grabbed my arms, his eyes were pitiful and a little tearful, and the big tail shook at a speed and the fan had a fight.

The next thing that really shocked me was that Brother Erman opened his mouth for three points of desolation, three points of curiosity, three points of fear, and one point of excitement: "Meow~Meow~Meow~"

it! What the hell is a cat meowing!?

Brother Erman, where is your festival?

You're really fighting for me!