252, Mystery (4)
"New body, new ability," Uncle Wolf got dressed, walked in front of Wu Xiaobei, excited about his new life, looked at Wu Xiaobei gratefully, his face was red, but the words of thanks just couldn't be said, he only nodded at Wu Xiaobei and said, "New life......"
"It was originally yours," Wu Xiaobei didn't intend to let Uncle Wolf thank him, and asked with a smile, "So did Laurie tell you?" Coalition? ”
Laurie looked at Uncle Wolf and waited for him to make a decision.
"It's an honor!" Uncle Wolf glanced at Lauri, with a polite smile on his face that he was not used to, and said to Wu Xiaobei, "We are willing to join." ”
"Great!" Hearing this, Wu Xiaobei cheered with everyone, shook hands with Uncle Wolf and Laurie one by one, and then took out the alliance badge that had been printed a long time ago, handed it to Uncle Wolf and Laurie, and said, "Welcome to join!" ”
Laurie looked at the badge and hung it around her neck with a smile, while Uncle Wolf held the badge in his hand and said to Wu Xiaobei with a smile: "Can you look at your badge?" ”
"Of course you can," Wu Xiaobei didn't know what Uncle Wolf was going to do, so he smiled and took his badge off his neck and handed it to Uncle Wolf.
Uncle Wolf looked at Wu Xiaobei's badge, threw the badge up with a smile, stretched out his claw and waved it towards the badge, and the badge sparked a few stars, flicked on the tip of the knife, and flew towards Lauri. Of course, Laurie understood what Uncle Wolf was going to do, and smiled and stretched out his claws to meet the badge. A few more sparks jumped out of the badge, flicked on the tip of the knife, and flew towards Wu Xiaobei.
Wu Xiaobei stretched out his hand to catch the badge and saw that there was an X mark on the back of the badge, knowing that Uncle Wolf hoped that he would not forget the past, so he held the badge in his hand and nodded to Uncle Wolf, indicating that he understood.
"It's good here, let's bury Lao Te here," Pudding reminded Wu Xiaobei and the others in the printer, "The environment here is leisurely, and it looks quite good." ”
"But there are monsters here," Wu Xiaobei said to Pudding, "How can you sleep peacefully like an old demon in Montenegro?" ”
"Look, they're gone," Pudding reminded Wu Xiaobei.
Wu Xiaobei looked at the three-headed monster, and the three-headed monster-looking guy ran towards the forest under the control of Pudding, and when he was about to run out of the electromagnetic ambush circle, he shot his head and died.
"Satisfied, right? Don't hesitate any longer," Pudding complained to Wu Xiaobei, "Don't be inappropriate here, inappropriate there, if you pick it up again, Lao Te's corpse will stink!" ”
"Okay, I'll have to ask, right?" Wu Xiaobei turned his head and asked Triglaf's disciples, "This is the place where Uncle Wolf is resurrected and reborn, it is a real blessed land, and the feng shui is good, I am going to bury your master here, I don't know what you think?" ”
Triglaf's disciples looked at each other and nodded in agreement.
"Okay, Zhenyi and Murphy brought someone in to help," Wu Xiaobei said to the two, "Bring Lao Te's body out." ”
Mai and Murphy entered the printer with "Flying Man", "Skeleton", "Flame", and "Chill", and moments later, carried out the thermostatic coffin containing Triglaf. Under the command of Wu Xiaobei, the six people respectfully carried Lao Te's coffin into Uncle Wolf's grave, and everyone worked together to fill the grave with stones, and built a grave bag on it.
"Laurie, you are the protector of the alliance, you will preside over this funeral, say something," Wu Xiaobei stood a wooden tablet in front of Lao Te's grave, said to Laurie, and then stood solemnly in front of Lao Te's tomb with everyone.
Laurie, who had not presided over any funeral except Uncle Wolf's, recalled the only eulogy she knew, and said to Triglaf, who was lying in the grave at the moment:
"One must be true to oneself, Joey, and not against one's nature, it is difficult to live with killing. There is no way back from this road, and you have to bear it for the rest of your life. Now go back to your mother and tell her that everything is okay and that there will be no more gunshots in the valley......"
Although Laurie's eulogy is unheard of by everyone, everyone thinks it is like that when they hear it, Lao Te's disciples directly burst into tears, Uncle Bite sighed, and made a salute to Lao Teh in the grave, Wu Xiaobei, Pudding, Zhenyi, Murphy and Huang Zhou were all embarrassed, Uncle Wolf also felt sorry for this guy he had never met, and at the same time felt that Laurie said very good, it was simply an export, Uncle Wolf couldn't think of it, he also enjoyed this eulogy that he secretly praised in his heart.
Everyone said goodbye to Lao Te, and tossed for nearly a day before returning to Black Sand Castle, Pudding inevitably mentioned the time shuttle around his neck to Wu Xiaobei, Wu Xiaobei knew the power of the time shuttle, and turned a deaf ear to Pudding's words and disdained it.
Uncle Wolf was also worried that his alloy skeleton would not be able to pass the security check, so Wu Xiaobei asked Laurie to enter the printer with Uncle Wolf, and the two easily passed the inspection. Uncle Wolf and Laurie saw that there was a hole in the printer the size of a cigarette case, they shouted in shock, looked fresh everywhere, asked Pudding about everything, inquired about it, Pudding answered their questions one by one, and naturally bragged about themselves, Uncle Wolf and Laurie admired Pudding to a simple extent that could not be described by five bodies, it should be said that Uncle Wolf and Laurie admired Pudding and admired it until they were lying on the ground, and they were simply shocked by Pudding, and they all felt that they were with the right person this time.
In the conference room, Uncle Wolf saw the portrait of Triglaf straddling the horse and raising the knife, and he was deeply moved by the thick steampunk style, and he stood in front of the painting, his eyes could not take off for a long time.
"Dad, you look very much like him," Laurie looked at the painting, then at Uncle Wolf, gestured with her scissor hand on her eyes, and said to Uncle Wolf with a smile, "The biggest difference is this pair of gold glasses." ”
"Well, it does," Boriska agreed, smiling, as she contrasted with the side.
Wu Xiaobei and others came around, looked at the portrait and Uncle Wolf, and all said that it was like, saying that Uncle Wolf was simply the reincarnation of Lao Te. Lao Te's disciples watched from the side, contrasting, and nodded one after another, and were a little more kind to Uncle Wolf.
Wu Xiaobei asked Lao Bo to preside over the meeting, and Lao Bo told everyone about the recent work arrangements, all of which Wu Xiaobei had mentioned to him before. Everyone nodded their heads when they heard this, and they all made suggestions, wanting to contribute to the construction of the organization.
"I've printed ten boxes of special AK47 magazines, is that enough?" Pudding said to Lao Bo, "Pile it in the living room downstairs, and when the arsenal is built, you can move it yourself." ”
"That's enough, the military advisor is really far-sighted," Lao Bo praised with a smile.
"The work of the headquarters is presided over by you, I am very relieved," Wu Xiaobei was very satisfied with Lao Bo's work plan just now, patted Lao Bo, then looked at Uncle Wolf and Lauri, and then looked at the "super brain", looked at everyone, and said to Lao Bo with a smile, "We are strong now, if there is anything, you have to communicate and solve it in time, if it is really difficult to deal with it, contact me and Black Tea, let's interact and find a way together!" ”
"Where are you going next?" Lao Bo nodded and asked Wu Xiaobeidao.
"Uncle Bite," Wu Xiaobei had never told everyone where the pill soul of the third pill was, and at this moment, when Lao Bo mentioned it, he couldn't help but smile and point at Uncle Biting and said.
"Well, what's going on?" Uncle Bite didn't know what to think, he was a little distracted, and when Wu Xiaobei asked at this moment, he couldn't help but be stunned, and he didn't know what Wu Xiaobei asked him.
"Gangnam style! Let's go! Wu Xiaobei looked at Pudding, Huang Zhou and the others, and said loudly.
"What do you mean?" Uncle Bite was a little dazed, and he didn't understand what Wu Xiaobei meant.
"We're going to Seoul, South Korea this time," Wu Xiaobei explained with a smile, "your hometown, Gangnam District, take us to see it!" ”
Everyone talked about it, and they all thought it was a fun place, and those who couldn't go expressed their envy.
"Ah, this, no problem," I don't know why, the always bold attitude of Uncle Biting looked a little reluctant, but he immediately covered it up with a loud laugh, and said loudly, "Great, I didn't expect my luck to be so good, I have to treat you well, let you see what it means to be rich and powerful, haha!" ”
"A dead fat man, rich and powerful, who to scare?" Murphy also wanted to go around Seoul to buy clothes and cosmetics, and when he heard Uncle Bite's bragging, he couldn't help but scold him with words, and said with a smile, "No matter how rich you are, you are also a rich man, but I am a nobleman, understand?" ”
"I'll be messed up with you when I get to Korea," Mao Yi smiled cutely and beckoned to Uncle Bite.
"I hope that Korean villains can be like soft eggs in romance dramas," Pudding popped up a lot of beautiful Korean beauties in his head, drooling, and said to him, "Let's do it, then we will be happy this time." ”
"Uncle Bite, haha! This time, we will eat and drink spicy food with you," Huang Zhou is a foodie, and his mind has already begun to turn to soju and barbecue, and he said to Uncle Bing with drooling.
"Don't worry, it's all on me," Uncle Bite assured with a pat on his chest......