In fact, as soon as someone came in through the door, I noticed that there was nothing outside the door, and there was no scene at all, but there was a steady stream of strange things pouring in from outside the door.

After the end of the voice, two paper figures stepped into the door, wearing black mourning clothes, with white silk on their heads, no shoes under their feet, wooden shoulders on their shoulders, and their steps were vain, and they interpreted in detail what it means to take one step and three swaying.

Looking at the facial expressions of these two paper figures, they are all cheerful and happy, like the satisfaction of their children after winning the college entrance examination and being admitted to a prestigious university, but also mixed with a little heartbreak because their children are going to go to school, and their fathers are worried about traveling thousands of miles.

The shoulder-resistant wooden burden swayed back and forth for three minutes before he could walk down the steps of the yard to understand the flat ground. It wasn't until I walked up the steps that I saw what the two paper figures were carrying.

It is a sedan chair that the lady of an ancient big family sits on when she travels, the whole is pure red, it is a roof-type sedan chair, the red sedan curtain is long enough to scratch the ground, scattered with patches, the roof is a cone, and there are two curtains on the left and right to block the window, and it is not clear who is sitting inside.

On both sides of the sedan chair, there are two female paper figures wearing red bridesmaid wedding dresses, this female paper figure makeup is really cold, death eyebrows, death eyeshadow that costs you three thousand, purple cheeks that make people look desperate, and the limited edition red lips of endless ecstasy, kiss you, you can be disgusted for a night.

The height is about one meter six or eight, carrying a flower basket in his right hand, and the rhythm is similar to that of the male paper man carrying the sedan chair, sprinkling white rose petals, the petals are a little wilted, and the sprinkling does not give any festive feeling, but the monotonous action is more and more lifeless.

Five minutes passed, the sedan chair was completely carried in, four male paper figures in front and behind, went down the steps and began to take lotus steps in the same place, happy enough for three minutes before remembering to put down the sedan chair and let the bride come out.

And I saw the sedan chair appear, and began to look around for the groom's trace, and briefly guessed that the bride in the sedan chair should be arbor, after all, she is the protagonist of this dream. If so, who is the bridegroom? Eggs? Or is it the Gu Master's soul?

Looking around, I didn't see a figure wearing groom clothes at all, all the paper figures present were focused on the sedan chair, even the turtle slaves in the hall, and no one could notice my sneaky movements.

The sedan chair fell to the ground, the music of the musical instrument stopped abruptly, and the female paper figure stopped sprinkling flower petals, and turned to face the sedan chair and no longer had any unnecessary movements. The four male paper figures carrying the sedan chair let go of the hands of the wooden burden, each stepped back a meter away, and stood still. The turtle slave who ran to the hall walked to the sedan chair in small steps, and opened the sedan curtain with great anticipation to welcome the real protagonist today.

But when he lifted the curtain of the sedan chair and put it outside the wooden arm, revealing the true face of the sedan chair, what kind of bride appeared. There are really two scarecrows sitting inside, one scarecrow with a blue scarf around his neck, the other with a red scarf wrapped around his neck, and a rectangular white paper is attached to his chest, one is written in red Liu Erdong, and the other is written in black ink with arbor, as well as the eight characters of the birth date of these two.

All the paper figures at the scene, including me, were in an uproar, and even two grumpy paper figures slapped the table and wanted to quit, saying that when the group performance was not so foolish!

For a while, even the turtle slave didn't know what the situation was, so he bypassed the sedan chair and walked straight to the door, probing his brain to take a closer look at whether there was anyone behind him.

"Hoo ......"

A gust of yin wind whistled through the door, directly blowing down the turtle slave in the hall, and it stopped after a few laps.

The turtle slave who ran the hall did not get up in a hurry, but raised his head awkwardly, knelt on the ground, and smiled at everyone present: "My master may have been delayed, let's start the banquet first, start the banquet first."

After hearing the word "open", the facial expressions of the paper people finally changed to a happy look, and they picked up a piece of white wax with their hands to eat, and the atmosphere became lively again for a while.

Those who played "The Great Funeral" continued to play "The Great Funeral", and those who played the "March of the Volunteers" continued to beat the "March of the Volunteers", but the one who played the erhu did not continue to play "Horse Racing", and ripped off the strings of the erhu, looking deceived and annoyed, and the erhu was too lazy to play.

I really didn't have the courage to touch the "food" on the table, but I had to pretend, so I symbolically got a piece of white wax and gestured to my mouth, and I refused to put my mouth down.

"Little Xianggong, why don't you eat it?" After eating a mouthful of white wax, the female paper figure who sat on the left side of my body, who looked like an Oiran in a green building, saw my abnormality and greeted me with a little concern.

If this is a real beauty talking to me like this, I will have to try the taste of the candle today, but unfortunately this one in front of me is not!

I put down the candle and said, "I've had a bad appetite lately, so I can't eat."

"The concubine will have a drink with the little minister." The Oiran paper figure said to me as she poured a glass of so-called "wine" into the wine cup, and said to me with a cup.

I swallowed and foamed, looking at the wine cup full of ash in front of me, and was indifferent, although I was in a state of soul now, but I ate blindly, and when I woke up, it would definitely be uncomfortable.

The Oiran paper figure fiddled with her hand, held my hand with her paper-tied hand, and in order to hook me, she chose to interlock her fingers, and then said charmingly to me: "Could it be that the little princess thinks that the concubine is not worthy of drinking a glass of wine with you?" If this cup of yellow sorghum is in the stomach, the concubine will be drunk, and when the time comes, it will be disposed of casually. ”

Do you have a key, ten dollars a piece, do you deserve it? I secretly scolded the Oiran paper man in my heart, but said on the spot for safety: "The little lady is so beautiful, of course I want to spend the Spring Festival with the little lady, and be a happy mandarin duck for a night, but unfortunately I can't drink, this glass of wine, maybe drunk more than the little lady."

The Oiran paper figure shook her hand and poured the wine from her wine cup into my wine cup, and then poured a full glass with one hand, and raised a glass to invite me: "Don't be joking, don't be joking, accompany the concubine to have a drink!"

"Don't drink it!" I pulled out the hand she was holding and decisively refused.

The Oiran paper man lowered his face coldly and chose to play ruthlessly: "Drink or not!?"

The soft ones are not good, and the hard ones are even harder, so I fearlessly refused: "Don't drink it!"

"Don't drink? You're scared! Could it be ...... You're not a ghost! You are ......" She was about to say the most important thing, and I covered her mouth: "Drink, can't I drink with you?" The bride and groom are busy in the front yard tonight, and we're in the backyard to make sure you don't keep your mouth shut. ”

Day ghosts? That's right, brother is doing it, in order to save my life, I can only sell my body and let the storm come more violently! Dude, I can bear it.

The Oiran paper man understood the meaning of my words, and after laughing, he whispered provocatively to my ear: "I don't know if the little minister is talking about the mouth above or the mouth below!"

"The three-pronged approach is guaranteed to allow you to soar to 90,000 miles, and the Milky Way will fall for nine days." I pretended to be very powerful.

The Oiran paper man was even more looking forward to being with me for a while, so he raised his glass again: "That little minister and I have a glass of wine, I wish you happiness tonight, I am happy."

Speaking of which, you still can't escape the fate of drinking, if you wait a while, if the arbor doesn't appear, I will definitely let you know what heaven is today!

I secretly raised the wine glass in front of me with my teeth and exchanged glasses with her. When the wine glass just touched my lips, the suona and other sounds suddenly stopped, and the wind outside the courtyard was fierce, blowing me and the Oiran paper man in a daze, and hurriedly seized this opportunity, drank the wine in the wine cup, and spit it on the ground.

"It turns out that the purple and red are blooming all over the place, and they seem to be paid to the broken wells and decay. The beautiful scenery of the good day is the day, whose courtyard is the pleasure? Flying towards the twilight roll, the clouds are cuixuan. The rain and the wind are sheets, and the smoke waves paint the boat. Jinping people look at this Shaoguang cheap!"

I don't know when there is an extra female paper figure masked with white tulle at the door, pinching the orchid finger in her hand, singing a bleak and tactful in Kunshan dialect, mourning and self-pity, gloomy ecstasy, and the words are all infatuated. It makes people be able to change their mood with the singing, as if they are facing a dry well in the deserted mountain courtyard, and they want to commit suicide by throwing themselves into the well anytime and anywhere.