Chapter 306: Small Means (Third Update, Asking for Votes!) )
"You know me?" Ji Mo narrowed his eyes and asked. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
For Sam, he naturally knew each other at the end of the season, but the other party knew him, which surprised him.
"Haha, I don't know! I don't know! I recognized the wrong person! Thinking of the appearance of the other party easily solving the Decepticons in the video, and the fact that the video was called confidential by Bumblebee, for fear that the other party would be killed because of this, Sam, who ensured that the secret would not be leaked, hurriedly waved his hand.
"Oh!" Ji Mo replied lightly, although he was not sure how the other party knew about him, but according to Ji Mo's guess, it was mostly because of the Autobots, after all, it was impossible for the military of Country A to tell an ordinary college student his information.
"Be quiet, wife!" Seeing his wife holding himself and gnawing and licking, Rong En's old face was blushing, and when he was about to carry his wife, Ji Mo said: "If you want this lady to be quiet, I have a way!" ”。
"Huh?" Rong Eun looked at Ji Mo and said, "What way, sir?" ”。
"Well, a small trick from Huaguo!"
"Then thank you, sir!" Hearing that it was a small trick from the mysterious Hua Kingdom, Rong En hurriedly spoke: "Trouble you, sir!" ”。
It's not a problem to let his wife make trouble like this all the time, he's going crazy......
"You're welcome!" Ji Mo raised his eyebrows and said, "Sir, hug your wife!" ”。
"Okay!" Saying that, Rong En imprisoned his wife in his arms fiercely, and threatened in a low voice: "If you are moving, I will spank you!" ”。
"Oh, giggles, bad guy, are you going to finish cosplay?" Judy teases her husband, completely ignoring his blushing face and the speechless Sam.
"Wait, this guy said quietly......" At this time, Sam, who was very nervous when he saw the end of the season, shook his body, as if he thought of something, and his face instantly turned pale.
"Stop!" Walking towards his mother at the end of the season, Sam screamed, blocked in front of the end of the season, looked at the end of the season's eyes full of anxiety and fear, and reluctantly smiled: "That, don't bother!" ”。
"Huh?" The end of the season was a little confused about the emotions revealed in Sam's eyes, so he didn't know that his current actions had become in Sam's imagination, and the end of the season said lightly: "Don't bother!" ”。
"No ......" Just when Sam was still about to speak, the end of the season flashed, he had already avoided Sam, and casually reached out and pointed at Sam's mother's head, and a cold internal force passed over, making the other party's chaotic brain seem to be stimulated by ice, and quickly drove away the excitement that made her speech out of control.
"Don't!" Sam screamed and quickly turned around, and just as he threw his fist at Season End with an angry look, his father said, "Sam, what are you doing!" ”。
"Huh?" Sam's head was slightly sobered up by this roar, filled with fear and anger, and then he saw his mother, who was in a state of confusion and aphasia, was awakened by the end of the season, and there was a confusion in her eyes at first, and then her face turned red in an instant as if she was roasted by fire.
"What have I done......"
As soon as she remembered that she had just said that her son was not a virgin, and that she had pounced on handsome guys, and that she had molested her husband, Judy threw herself into her husband's arms, buried herself in the other's chest like an ostrich, and did not dare to raise her head.
"You said we could play with uniforms......" Rong En said with a smile after seeing his wife recover and breathe a sigh of relief.
"Shut up!" Judy pinched her husband's fat waist, which made Rong En's eyebrows congeale, and then gasped and said, "Thank you, sir!" ”。
Jon thanked the end of the season again, his face full of curiosity about the magic of the end of the season.
"You're welcome!" said lightly, Ji Mo looked at Sam who wanted to attack him just now, but at this time he was embarrassed, and said, "You just ......."
"Aha! The ......" Sam patted his head and repeated the punch he had just swung and said, "It's a nice day, isn't it, Dad!" ”。
"Sam!?" Jon gave his son a strange look.
"Dad, that, I'll take you around!" Dragging his father, Sam winked at him, then turned to Ji Mo and said, "Thank you, sir, that, I still have to take my family around, let's leave first!" ”。
As he spoke, Sam dragged his parents away quickly, as if something terrible was chasing him behind him, and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"BOSS, this kid is weird!"
At this time, the voice of the praying mantis came through the communication device in the ear at the end of the season.
"Well, that's right!" Ji Mo shrugged his shoulders absently, opened the car door, sat in the car, and said, "Let's go, let's go around the school, stay around here for the past two days, the atmosphere here is about to change!" ”。
"BOSS, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
"You'll know when the time comes!" Ji Mo said lightly, and after noticing an undisguised gaze staring at him, he said, "Let's go, praying mantis!" That kid named Sam is still staring at us. ”。
"Okay! Shall we go and say hi to that kid? The praying mantis laughed wickedly.
Ji Mo glanced at the tracking quartet who had been following him not far away, staring closely at him, shook his head, didn't show any concern for Sam, and then said, "Forget it, let's go!" ”。
"Whew, whew! Scared the hell out of me! After leaving the end of the season, Sam urged his parents to leave, hid in the corner, watched the end of the season carefully, and finally drove the cool black sports car at the end of the season, sat on the ground, wiped the sweat from his head, and gasped for breath.
After the panic disappeared, Sam muttered to himself, confused, "Why did he come here?" Didn't Bumblebee say that he hated those Decepticons? Is it the Decepticon Killer? Why are you here now......".
"No, it won't! Is there a ...... here? Sky! Hopefully not! Sam screamed, and after a bunch of foolish glances, he got up from the ground and hurried away.
……
Leaving home and coming to university means that you need to think about your own affairs when you are away from home, and although you don't have your parents, you don't have some restrictions.
For example, you can go to a party openly and release your excess energy at the party.
Even, at a party, you can go and talk to some hot girls about adult topics.
Of course, the premise is that your girlfriend doesn't know......
Although he still remembers that he and his girlfriend Michaela are going on a video date tonight, he still can't control his curiosity, driven by curiosity.
So, at the invitation of his roommate, an alien enthusiast named Leo, Sam half-pushes and half-pushes the other party to the first party after going to college.