Chapter 401: The dog is pregnant because I just kissed it the other day
"Really? Don't forget, you kissed someone's fat mother back then! Xi Yuqing opened his mouth leisurely, looking at him with a smile, making Li Huaizheng uneasy.
Li Huaizheng moved his body to Li Guoxiong's side, "Dad, look at Mom, you're bullying me again!" ”
Pointing at Xi Yuqing, the accusatory words came out of his mouth, and he seemed to have forgotten who was the one with the highest right to speak in this family!
Oh...... Li Zhenchuan is not here!
"Huh?" When Xi Yuqing heard the object of his son's complaint, his eyes looked over, and his voice raised lightly threatened the past.
Li Guoxiong...... What I wanted to say came to my lips again.
Turning his head, he looked at Li Huaizheng, "Your mother is right...... Didn't you say at the time that you would definitely be responsible for her? ”
Not...... When I was young, I was about two or three years old.
Li Zhenchuan raised a fierce Tibetan mastiff, and the people of the Li family didn't know how scared they were, but Li Huaizheng just liked it.
is often entangled in the side of the Tibetan mastiff, and he has to play with the Tibetan mastiff.
I don't know where I heard about it, but if you kiss it, you will get pregnant.
As a result, one night, Li Huaizheng cried so much that he pounced on Xi Yuqing, in the hall, in front of so many people.
Crying and crying, "Woo, Mommy, Mommy, what to do?" Dog, dog pregnant...... Woohoo......"
Looking at the son who hugged him and cried, Xi Yuqing looked confused, "Huh? If you're pregnant, you're pregnant, what's wrong? ”
"Woo...... I, I, I will be responsible for the dog, Aunt Xia said, woo, if you kiss it, you will get pregnant, I, I just kissed it a few days ago...... Whining! ”
At that time, everyone who heard Li Huaizheng's words burst into laughter.
Later, Li Huaizheng knew that kissing a dog would not get pregnant, but kissing someone would!
Oh...... This is also what a certain Aunt Xia fooled!
Because his Aunt Xia was really pregnant at that time! Or after kissing her husband......
But at that time, after the dog gave birth to fat roots, he still laughed at him......
Li Huaizheng may have thought of something unpleasant, and Tsundere snorted coldly, "Hmph, you guys are too much, you're bullying me!" I'm going to find a young lady! ”
After putting down the bun in his hand, he was about to run outside.
was grabbed by Xi Yuqing's eyes quickly, "No! If you don't finish this bun and this bowl of porridge today, you won't be allowed to go anywhere! ”
Xi Yuqing scolded sternly, and Li Guoxiong, who was sitting next to him, reached out and rubbed Li Huaizheng's poor little head.
"Okay, you play at home with Mom, Dad is going to work!" After speaking, he looked at his wife, "Wife, I'm leaving!" ”
"Hmmm! Let's go! Xi Yuqing didn't know if he was paying attention to this naughty child, and he didn't notice that his husband's expression was so when he faced him indifferently...... Intellectual retardation.
Not long after Li Ruoqian finished breakfast, two uninvited people hurriedly ran in from the door.
"Little sister, little sister, I'm here! I'm coming......" Li Huaizheng, who trotted in, was on a rampage, and Xi Yuqing followed behind.
"Li Huaizheng, pay attention to Sister Ruoqian, don't bump into it! Otherwise, the baby will cry, you know? Xi Yuqing whispered a reprimand in the back to stop Li Huaizheng's behavior.
When Li Huaizheng heard this, he suddenly stopped running, and then jumped over.