Chapter 16 scares people silly
Bai Fan smiled and said nothing, she clapped her hands and said to Deng Qiubai and the others: "It's almost time, brothers, it's time to go out to pick up guests!" ”
"Okay!" Everyone responded in unison.
After Bai Fan's publicity, the outside of the Deng Mansion was already full of people, some dressed gorgeously, some in rags.
They may only come with a heart to watch the excitement now, but as long as they come, they are all potential customers, and they can be developed and tapped.
"We're so curious that the haunted house is officially open today, ten copper plates and one person, I don't know if everyone is interested in trying it?" Bai Fan stood at the door and said to the people below with a smile.
"Haunted house? Isn't there a ghost in there? ”
"Yes, if you are killed by a ghost, wouldn't it cost you your life?"
"That's it, who would be afraid of longevity and spend money to find ghosts?"
Everyone was talking, He Qing'an couldn't help frowning slightly when he saw this, and looked at Bai Fan's eyes with some worry.
The situation is not good, is the eldest lady's first business seedling going to be stifled like this?
Alas, I knew that I would spend money to hire some water armies to support the field.
Bai Fan raised his hand and signaled the people below to be quiet first, and then asked He Qing'an to call out Deng Qiubai and the others who were already waiting at the door.
Looking at the many little ghosts, the people below were so frightened that they scattered in all directions, and even the cowardly ones fled in horror.
"Ghosts, how can there be so many ghosts?"
"Don't be afraid, they're not real ghosts, they're guys from our haunted house!" Bai Fan explained to everyone with a smile.
"There are no ghosts in the world, unless there are ghosts in the heart, and most of the ghosts in the world are man-made." Bai Fan walked up to a young man in a sackcloth shirt with a smile and poked his chest with his fingers.
The young man's body trembled, and the hand that had already touched someone else's money bag shrank back tremblingly.
Bai Fan sneered, inspected the circle with his hands behind his back, and continued: "There is also a saying that you don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, as long as you sit upright, what are ghosts afraid of?" ”
"That being said, why don't we use the money to subsidize our families, and instead come to you to see some shit?" A young man with a flat shoulder in his hand said angrily, "It's still a bunch of fake ghosts!" ”
"Well said!" Bai Vati increased his volume.
She walked up to the young man with the flat burden, and said with a smile: "Look at the dress of this eldest brother, he should be engaged in an independent individual economic career, I don't know if you have some feelings after a long time, like boring, boring, boring?" ”
"Of course there is!" The young man said timidly, "How do you know? ”
"Of course I do, because I feel that way all the time!" Bai Fan said with a smile.
"But then I didn't!"
"Why?" The young man asked, puzzled.
"Because I'm good at looking for thrills!" Bai Fan replied loudly.
"Stimulation is like firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea in our daily life, which can flavor our monotonous and boring life and add fun to our life!"
"When you have fun, you are more motivated to work and more efficient, isn't it?" Bai Fan asked the young man with a smile.
The young man thought for a while and said excitedly: "That's right, it's really what you said, I really do things much faster when I'm in a good mood!" ”
Bai Fan pushed the boat down the river and continued: "So, sometimes people just need stimulation, I used to have a friend who wrote books, and I was entangled everywhere, Kavinka wanted to jump off the cliff, fortunately I was here!" ”
"I took him to the mass grave and gave him a bit of a thrill, and guess what?"
Bai Fan clapped his hands and said proudly: "Thinking is like a spring, and now he is a famous boss in the literary world!" ”
Hearing this, He Qing'an held his forehead and smiled bitterly, thinking: You still have the face to mention this...... It is also thanks to Ke Jifan's good temper, otherwise there will be a grave in the mass grave today.
"Also, there have been many examples of beautiful ghost sisters repaying their kindness since ancient times, just like that who is who...... And who is who...... In case any of you are lucky enough to pick up a beautiful sister......"
"Come on, come on, I have ten copper plates here, who in your family collects the money?" A gorgeously dressed, pot-bellied old man came out with a copper plate and asked.
"Just give it to me!" Bai Fan said with a smile, and then beckoned to Deng Qiubai and the others, signaling them to go in and prepare.
After taking the copper plate, Bai Fan asked He Qing'an to lead the old man in to visit, while she continued to fool outside.
"Wait a minute, we'll go too, three of us!"
The person who came was a young man, he put a tael of silver in Bai Fan's hand, and said with a smile: "Don't look for it!" ”
"Thank you Childe, I wish Childe a good time and a good time!" Bai Fan greeted with a smile, "Xiao Hezi, bring these sons in together!" ”
"We, we, and us."
……
Originally, most of the people who were watching the excitement here had already entered, and He Qing'an was also arranged by Bai Fan to collect money at the door, and the work of the guide fell to Deng Qiubai and Deng Xunqin.
"Hey, boring trick!"
A disdainful voice came into Bai Fan's ears, and she was already tired, and she suddenly became energetic, she glanced around the crowd, and finally determined that it was a gentleman who spoke.
When she walked up to the gentleman, he was still talking to the people around him about the haunted house.
"This son, if there is any problem you can say out loud, let's discuss it together?"
I saw that the boy snorted coldly, and said disdainfully: "What kind of house did this son say you are, and it is still exciting?" Hum? This son looks like it's garbage, don't you say? Hahahaha! ”
As he coaxed, the people around him laughed too.
Bai Fan crossed his hands on his hips, very displeased: "Didn't anyone teach you what it means to respect people?" You haven't even understood it, so you come to belittle my achievements at will, people like you are disgusting! ”
"You ......"
As he spoke, the boy raised his hand to hit Bai Fan with a folding fan.
"What are you? I think you're just cowardly, cowardly, and afraid of ghosts, otherwise why don't you dare to go in, and only dare to beep outside? Bai Fan said angrily.
"You dare to scold me for being a coward? Who doesn't know that Young Master Ben is notoriously bold, just go in, who is afraid of whom! ”
The boy snorted coldly, strode up to He Qing'an, threw down ten taels of silver arrogantly, and turned back to Bai Fan and said fiercely when he entered:
"Young Master Ben, let's go in to prove that this thing of yours is garbage, and when Young Master Ben comes out, you have to pay ten times the silver to Young Master Ben, otherwise Young Master Ben will go to the yamen to sue you for cheating customers!"
Bai Fan clasped his hands on his chest and sneered, and when the door closed, He Qing'an glanced at Deng Qiubai, and Deng Qiubai nodded collarly.
In less than a cup of tea, the gentleman stumbled out of the house, his eyes were blank, his face was blue, and he kept muttering that there was a ghost.
When he walked past Bai Fan, Bai Fan asked him with a smile: "Childe, do you want to compensate you a hundred taels of silver?" ”
"There are ghosts, there are ghosts...!"
It's over, is this scareless?
After the people dispersed, Deng Qiubai walked up to He Qing'an and asked worriedly: "Childe, will it be a little too hard?" ”
When He Qingan looked back and saw Deng Qiubai's makeup, he was stunned, and after relieving his breath, he said lightly: "Don't worry, I'll carry something." ”
Late at night, several people sat at a table and counted their earnings during the day.
"One hundred twenty-six, one hundred twenty-seven...... Today, I earned a total of one hundred and twenty-seven taels of silver. Deng Qiubai said to Bai Fan with a smile, and then wrote down the numbers in the account book.
Bai Fan sighed, stretched his waist, and sighed: "Alas, it's so difficult to make money!" ”
He Qing'an looked at Bai Fan's tired appearance, and couldn't help but feel a little distressed, and said with concern:
"It's great to earn more than 100 taels of silver a day, it's not too early, go back and rest early!"
"Hmm!"
Bai Fan answered, and when he left, he asked Deng Qiubai to redeem fifty taels of silver tickets for her.
The next day, they asked Deng Qiubai about the location of Li Yu's house, and after breakfast, they prepared to leave Deng's mansion and go to Li Yu's house.
What she didn't expect was that the people from Li Yu's family came to the door one step ahead of them.
"Is there anyone, hurry up and open the door, if we don't open the door again, we will smash the door!"
A housekeeper banged vigorously on the door of the "haunted house", Bai Fan opened the door from the inside through a crack, and she stuck her head in the gap and looked at the housekeeper carefully.
She was patient, endured the annoyance in her heart, and said with a smile: "Hello, please take a look at the sign next to you, the store has not yet opened, if you want to play the excitement, you need to trouble you to come back after noon!" ”
Jia Ding snorted coldly and said arrogantly: "Who wants to go to your house to play exciting, and you are in charge?" Hurry up and call him out to see our master! ”
"I'm sorry, we said that we won't see any guests for the time being!"
After that, Bai Fan prepared to close the door.
The housekeeper pressed his hand against the door, and said in a tough tone: "Our master said that you must come out as the head of the house, otherwise you will ......"
"How else?" Bai Fan snorted coldly, really hated the attitude of this Ding, and said disdainfully: "Do you think your master is the emperor?" Do I have to see me? ”
Besides, even if the emperor comes to invite me, I won't necessarily go.
After speaking, Bai Fan closed the door heavily, but unexpectedly, the family Ding actually stuck his foot on the threshold.
The family wailed in pain: "Oops, oops, you are about to break my foot!" ”
Bai Fan opened the door impatiently and shouted, "Hurry up and pull your feet out, Miss Ben doesn't have so much heart to accompany you to chat!" ”
She was about to close the door, but a strong voice came from outside the house:
"I heard that someone has set up a haunted house here, and I want to take a look outside, what kind of demons and monsters are in here, and they can scare my son like this!"
Child? Still scared?
Bai Fan instantly remembered the stupid man who was scared yesterday, and couldn't help sneering in his heart: Is this Lao Tzu coming to vent his anger for his son?
She opened the door, swaggered out of the door, and asked lazily, "Who is looking for Miss Ben?" ”
"It's me!"
A gorgeously dressed middle-aged man walked up the stairs with a gloomy face and asked, "You're the head of the house?" ”
Bai Fan looked at him carefully, there was a sedan chair behind him, and there were four sedan chair men and two servants standing next to him.
The curtain of the sedan chair was lifted, and there was a stupid young man sitting inside.
She recognized at a glance that the person sitting in the sedan chair was the one from yesterday.
Bai Fan nodded and replied sincerely: "That's right, I'm in charge?" I wonder what you're looking for me? ”
"The member's surname is Li, and his single name is a jade character." After that, he looked back at the person in the sedan chair and continued, "The one in the sedan chair is my son Li Baishan, who was scared like this yesterday in your place, and I came to ask for an explanation. ”
Li Yu.
Bai Fan sneered: I haven't gone to look for you yet, but you came to the door first, it's good.
She took a step forward, clenched her fists and said, "I forgot to introduce myself, Miss Ben's surname is Bai, her single name is a Sanskrit character, and she is the niece of Liancheng Villa, the owner of Liancheng Villa!" ”