Time: 19:30, October 3, 2017.

Location: 2nd floor of the bubble tea shop.

Brother Xu wiped his hands after dinner, had free time to read WeChat only messages, and when he opened the mobile phone screen, he found that there were four unread messages in the message box of Mr. Xin.

"What's going on here?"

Brother Xu secretly screamed in his heart, frowned and clicked on the message box, and read the message that Mr. Xin had sent him.

"What's going on?" I was just about to put down the dishes and chopsticks and go over to see what Brother Xu was doing.

Before I could see it, I saw Brother Xu slap the table angrily, send a voice message on WeChat, and said angrily: "Are you playing with the two of you?" What age is it, they have grown under the red flag, you told me that there are zombies? Why don't you reappear in the world for thousands of miles?!"

I looked curious to see Brother Xu like this and opened his mouth to join in the fun: "What's wrong?" Why are you still chatting about zombies? ”

"What Lin Kongyang found over there is suspected to be purple stiffness, slightly climatic." Mr. Xin's voice came from Brother Xu's mobile phone.

Brother Xu held down the recording and retorted: "Lin Kongyang, what did he say, what do you believe?"

"He told the monkey first, and then he relayed it to me." Mr. Xin and Brother Xu spoke to each other, and listening to Mr. Xin's tone, he should be very anxious.

"Monkeys? Okay, you send me the address, and I'll let me see it at dawn. Brother Xu looked up at me and sent a voice message to agree with Mr. Xin's statement.

I heard Brother Xu mention my name, so I asked, "What zombie?" Looking for me to make a movie? ”

"No, Yu Xin told me that there are zombies in Guxiang, let me go and see, what age do you say, can there still be zombies? If I could still believe it in fifty or sixty years, is it possible to put it now? The country has implemented cremation, and that demon dares to fight against the country!" After Brother Xu finished speaking, he rubbed his temples, quite helpless.

I was at a loss: "There are zombies coming out, you let me go over Gaha?" Let zombies suck blood? ”

"Go and take a look, I guess it's a simple dead person, and then I met a ghost passing by, and the corpse frightened the ghost, and the corpse was over." Brother Xu stood up and found the cigarette case, lit a cigarette and did not reply to Mr. Xin's message.

I rubbed a cigarette from his cigarette case and lit it: "I've watched zombie movies, isn't it just wearing a Qing Dynasty official uniform, jumping and jumping with infinite strength, Uncle Ying has to waste his old strength to get by."

"It was filmed in the movie, and now zombies are not like that, mainly recorded in Ji Xiaolan's article "Notes on Reading Wei Caotang" and Yuan Mei's "Zi Bu Silent", "Notes on Reading Wei Caotang" divides corpses into zombies into two types: new corpse mutation and burial for a long time, and "Zi Bu Silent Continuation" classifies zombies. Several types of corpses that did not decompose after death have been mentioned in the literature: purple zombie, white zombie, black zombie, green zombie, hairy zombie, and flying zombie. There are three types of corpses that resemble zombies, but only skeletons remain, and are regarded as three types of skeletons: wandering corpses, ambushed corpses, and non-bones. There is also a saying of unknown origin that zombies can become demons and turn into demons. ”

"Dead and the corpse is stiff, ask for blood and move, reproduce the world is not in the six reincarnations, worship the moon and cultivate the birth consciousness, but it is also counted as one of the demons and monsters, not like the movie can only jump, they also walk on two legs, the reason for wearing the official uniform of the Qing Dynasty is because the official uniform of the Qing Dynasty is recent, and it also gives people a sense of quietness, and the background of the zombie film is almost all stories of the Republic of China, what is the image of the Qing Dynasty in the Republic of China? The metaphor is self-evident. ”

"There is also a scientific explanation for zombies, that is, people have breath that is not released before they die, which leads to a chain reaction of bones and joints to produce a corpse deception effect."

"Or before death, there is a breath of resentment, yin and evil breath in the throat and eyes, and it is gasped by a spiritual animal, and this breath plays a great role, causing it to rise up."

"Tracing back to the origin of the zombie is the Yellow Emperor's daughter Drought Fish, the Drought Fish is out of the red land for thousands of miles, and there are zombie kings such as Win Gou generals and ministers. Anyway, it's pretty awesome, but in our era, let alone stiffness, it's God's grace that you can see a purple stiff. ”

"Speaking of which, it means that the dead are unlucky to be ruined by strange goblins or people, so that even the corpse is not at peace."

Brother Xu said a lot, I didn't understand a sentence: "You told me so much, how did the zombies form?"

"Forgot!"

"What's that?"

"I said I forgot!"

"! Don't make a fuss, don't you say so much? ”

"I didn't make a fuss, I really forgot, this thing doesn't appear once in decades, I remember what he did, just know about it, you think we're making a movie! Without Qi Yuxin and you, I may be able to choke enough for decades to compare with the number of ghost catches now. Not to mention the zombies that are even more unlikely to appear in the modern world, this kind of antique product. ”

Brother Xu scratched his head and continued to say to me embarrassedly: "You can go and see it later, Lin Kongyang is over there, maybe Qi Yuxin will send someone over."

"Don't go!" I decisively refused.

"Go, brother, it's time to exercise yourself." Brother Xu patiently persuaded.

Who knows if there's any danger in this thing, and how can I play with a teammate who is even worse than me? So still refused: "Don't go!"

Seeing that I was so resolute, Brother Xu grabbed my wrist and wanted to play hard: "You have to go today, if you don't go, you can't go, I promised Qi Yuxin."

"It hurts, it hurts, what are you doing! How unlucky I have been in the past two days, this morning I got off work and went up the stairs to break my foot, went to bed and knocked my waist, woke up and smoked a cigarette so that I hung the sheets and burned myself to death, can you bear me to catch ghosts like this? ”

I pulled his palm down from my wrist, but Brother Xu didn't give me a chance: "Tianliang, if you go, I promise to call you a trick."

"Really?" I forgot about wrist pain and looked at him.

Brother Xu looked at my big eyes and asked with a clear conscience: "Of course it's true, can I lie to you?"

"Ouch! In this way, have you deceived me less? "I said what I thought, after all, the pit in front of me is a real pit.

Brother Xu was not happy: "Brother, we are a relationship made of real money, you have me, I have you."

I squinted at him and replied disdainfully: "Don't brag nonsense, listen to your brag that I am prone to kidney stones, just tell me, is it true that you just taught me a trick!"

"Really! Really!" Brother Xu swears.

"This trick is not awesome."

"Awesome, awesome."

"Can you let me stop going down like this?"

"Yes, I guarantee that after you finish learning, you will soar through the clouds and fog and ride the crane to soar."

"What's the matter, I can become an immortal after I finish learning."

"Yes, you can become a Buddha, click and you will sit on the ground and have an epiphany."

"Gotta get it, talk a little longer, it's time for the Jade Emperor to be me, give me the address, I'll go."

Seeing that the plan had succeeded, Brother Xu squeezed his eyebrows and smiled evilly: "Hey, hey, brother, I'll send you the address on WeChat."

"Okay, you can't take the bus this night, you can reimburse me for the taxi fare." With that, I stretched and stood up, zipped up my jacket, and fumbled for the wallet in my trouser pocket where the charm was stored.

Brother Xu generously sent me a red envelope this time: "I'll send you two hundred, and you can take a taxi when you come back after the end, and if you have any money left, you can eat supper."

"Wait, since it might be a zombie, do you have to give me something to do! For example, what kind of peach wood sword ink bucket line, black dog blood or something, I have this thing with a charm. "After receiving the red envelope, I just stepped downstairs with my front foot before I noticed what was missing now.

Brother Xu and Mr. Xin were sending WeChat, and after hearing this fatal question, they smiled on their faces: "Lin Kongyang's side should be prepared, you can just go, you shouldn't be able to fight, if you can't beat it, you can run."

"Okay, if something happens, I'll send you WeChat, you have to come!"

At this time, I have a feeling of going out of the battle and killing field, the wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the dawn is gone.

Today, Brother Erman is the king, otherwise he can take him with him, and my sister-in-law doesn't know what to do when she is not at home.

"Call me in danger, and I promise to arrive." When Brother Xu stepped downstairs on my hind feet, he completely supported my heart.

I nodded and walked to the first floor, walked out of the bubble tea shop, and there were a few ghosts around, I subconsciously greeted the ghosts and nodded: "What, I'm going out to run errands tonight, my boss is looking at the store, you all pay attention, Brother Wang, you should know what kind of temper my boss has, so everyone pay attention, don't say what you have, wait for me to come back to work tomorrow, let's talk nonsense together."

"Okay, I know it's dawn."

"It's rare for you big fat boy."

"I'll come back tomorrow to change the box of cigarettes, I can't get used to Marlboro."

"Do you need us to go with you, we are not powerful, how can we protect you."

"Pay attention to safety, the little ghosts outside are not as fierce as us."

……

Within a month, many of the ghosts who did not choose to be reincarnated within a few miles of obsession have already mingled with me.

I smiled and waved my hand at the ghosts: "Got it, brothers, I'm leaving."

"Let's go, let's go."

"Go and get back."

"We'll miss you."

"I'll continue to brag to you tomorrow."

"I also think Maria Ozawa is more beautiful than Sora Aoi today, and when you come back, we'll talk about Akiho Yoshizawa."

……

Amid the sound of ghosts, I walked to the corner where taxis were easy to get a taxi on, lit a cigarette and waited quietly for the taxi passing by.

It's always coming, buddy, my unlucky heel may have been planted here.