Chapter 190: The Taoist's Routine

() Zhang Cheng smiled slightly: "It's good that the live broadcast is on, today I will educate you and let you know that other people's homes are not allowed to break in." ”

Luo Tianyou was a little confused, the Taoist priest in front of him obviously didn't play cards according to common sense, and he didn't listen to good words, so he had to educate himself.

Luo Tianyou: "Don't come here, it's illegal to use lynching." ”

The speed of this Taoist priest in front of him, Luo Tianyou has just seen it, and it is obvious that he can't beat the Taoist priest in front of him.

In the live broadcast room, there were many voices of schadenfreude.

I really don't have it anymore: "The anchor is going to be beaten, don't be cowardly, fight with that Taoist priest." ”

The blue-eyed Bai Longjun: "Anchor, don't be afraid, there are several of you." ”

Yanyu Jiangnan: "I told you just now, don't do this kind of thing." ”

I don't believe in Buddhism: "Anchor, don't be afraid, if you are beaten today, find a few people to call back tomorrow." ”

At this time, Zhang Cheng made a move.

Zhang Cheng picked up the phone and decisively dialed 110.

Zhang Cheng: "Comrade policeman? My Taoist temple has been forcibly broken into, they not only want to beat people, but also want to steal my pets, I have already caught them, you guys come quickly. ”

Luo Tianyou: "Meow meow? ”

Xunmu was also stunned by Zhang Cheng's operation, his own viewer actually did such a ridiculous thing.

Looking at the Taoist priest in front of him, Luo Tianyou felt that this Taoist priest had once again refreshed his three views. At this time, Luo Tianyou just wanted to complain: "Is there a mistake, what is the situation when you raise your hand to call the police?" What does it mean to steal something? What is called getting our hands on it. ”

Zhang Cheng: "You ask for the address, the address is Baiyun Mountain Chengdao Temple, there is a Taoist temple on Baiyun Mountain, you will know when you come." ”

After Zhang Cheng reported to the police, the live broadcast room was quiet for a few seconds, and then exploded instantly.

I killed him as a monkey: "it." ”

I love little matches: "it." ”

That year: "it." ”

I don't believe in Buddhism: ", master." ”

The water friends in the entire live broadcast room were shocked by Zhang Cheng's behavior, and they never imagined that Zhang Cheng would actually call the police for the first time.

Zhang Cheng said to Luo Tianyou: "The reason why I called the police today is to tell you. Someone else's home cannot be broken into without consent. Is there no law for live streaming? ”

Luo Tianyou: "Taoist, it's too much for you to raise your hand to call the police, it directly buried my live broadcast career." ”

Zhang Cheng: "People don't know how to do it, so what do they do live broadcasts." I not only want to tell you, but I also want to tell you the sailors in the live broadcast room, the premise of doing things is to be a person. ”

Luo Tianyou: "Daoist, this matter is indeed something I did wrong, but you directly ruined my job, I'm afraid I won't agree today." ”

Because Luo Tianyou was in a live broadcast, he was dealt with by the police during the live broadcast, and it will be difficult for him to do a live broadcast in the future.

Zhang Cheng: "What, you still want to do it?" ”

Luo Tianyou: "Do it, I don't dare, the police will come soon." However, since I'm here to steal, your Taoist temple is too clean, and it's not easy to convict. Why don't I help you? ”

Zhang Cheng: "Oh, what are you going to do?" ”

Luo Tianyou: "It's illegal to kill people, it's not illegal to kill livestock, it's a big deal to pay you some money." ”

Luo Tianyou directly aimed his target at Tengyun and hum. Indeed, if he beat Zhang Cheng, he would be sentenced more heavily, but if he killed livestock, he would have to lose some money at most.

Zhang Cheng looked at Luo Tianyou and looked at Luo Tianyou a little creepy: "What kind of eyes are you?" ”

Zhang Cheng: "Should I praise you or insult you?" In this predicament, I can find an opportunity to take revenge on me, which shows that I am flexible and thoughtful. If

If you use it on the right path, your future is limitless, but it's a pity. ”

Zhang Cheng stretched out his fingers, and a sword qi shot out from his fingertips, and suddenly a big tree in the distance was cut off by his waist.

Zhang Cheng: "How is your speed compared to this sword qi?" ”

The sailors in Luo Tianyou's live broadcast room were stunned.

I'll trap you a monkey: ", it's really a master, that sword qi, have you seen it?" ”

The blue-eyed Bai Longjun: "I see, there really is a master." ”

I don't believe in Buddhism: ", there are really masters, the Buddha is great, I say bad things about you every day, don't take it to heart." ”

I love the little match: "No matter, I'm going to apprentice." ”

The summer wind blows: "I'm also going to apprentice and cultivate immortals." ”

On the other side, Luo Tianyou was also stunned: "That was sword qi just now?" ”

Zhang Cheng: "No, you're wrong. ”

Luo Tianyou: "Dao Chief, I want to learn spells, I want to cultivate immortals, you can teach me." ”

Zhang Cheng: "Impossible, your mind is impure, your heart is complex and dark, I can't accept you." ”

Luo Tianyou: "Dao Chief, give me a chance, really, I can do anything." I was wrong just now, so forgive me, Daoist. ”

Zhang Cheng couldn't help but remember that when he was rejected by Uncle Jiu, he also said that his mind was impure and his heart was dark.

But Uncle Nine gave Zhang Cheng a chance, and thinking of this, Zhang Cheng decided to give the person in front of him a chance as well.

Zhang Cheng: "Ask you a question, answer correctly, I'll give you a chance." ”

Luo Tianyou was overjoyed, and the sailors in the live broadcast room were also overjoyed. I thought that it might be difficult for me to apprentice, but I didn't expect Zhang Cheng to ask only one question.

Luo Tianyou: "Dao Chief, you ask." ”

Zhang Cheng stretched out his palm and faced Luo Tianyou: "What did you see?" ”

Luo Tianyou was stunned, and said secretly in his heart: "Just one hand, there is nothing in the hand, how can I answer?" Answer: If there is nothing, it will definitely be eliminated. ”

Zhang Cheng: "Tell me, what did you see?" ”

Luo Tianyou: "Dao Chief, I see the vast world, as the so-called heaven and earth are in your hands, you stretch out a hand, representing the vastness of heaven and earth, and also representing that you are as vast as heaven and earth." ”

After Luo Tianyou finished saying this, he looked at Zhang Cheng tightly, hoping to get Zhang Cheng's approval.

The sailors in the live broadcast room: "I really admire the anchor, so that he can make up a set of rhetoric, and lick the long way." Express envy. ”

Yanyu Jiangnan: "I guess the anchor is finished, and the Taoist chief won't accept him." ”

Sunset: "What do you mean before?" ”

Yanyu Jiangnan: "It's very simple, the Taoist in front of him is obviously a person who does not pursue fame and fortune, and the anchor licked the wrong one." ”

Zhang Cheng looked at Luo Tianyou: "You and I have no chance, you wait for the police to arrive." ”

Luo Tianyou: "Dao Chief, did I answer wrong?" ”

Zhang Cheng: "Heavenly secrets must not be leaked. ”

Luo Tianyou: "Dao Chief, tell me, did I really answer wrong?" I'm obviously not wrong. ”

Zhang Cheng: "Your answer may be right for you, but for me, your answer is wrong. ”

Luo Tianyou: "Why? ”

Zhang Cheng: "You know best, don't you?" ”

Luo Tianyou smiled, and smiled a little sadly: "Yes, I know best, I actually live as I hate the most." It's disgusting, I feel sick myself. ”

Friends in the live broadcast room: "What will the two of them say?" Why can't I understand it? ”

"The Taoist priest is so terrible, a few words will make the anchor crazy."

"I want to go to the apprenticeship before,

Take care. ”

Luo Tianyou: "Dao Chief, tell me, why do people live so tired?" ”

Zhang Cheng: "I can't give you the answer, everyone's life is different. Who doesn't get tired? ”

Luo Tianyou: "Dao Chief, you are a real Dao Chief, if you tell me how tired people are, it is because of themselves, then I will think that you are a fake master." ”

Zhang Cheng: "Everyone pursues differently, you have not experienced other people's lives, and it is unwise to make judgments. ”

Luo Tianyou: "Dao Chief, let me take the liberty of asking, how old are you this year?" ”

Zhang Cheng: "24. ”

Luo Tianyou: "I can't feel it." ”

Zhang Cheng: "Your name is Luo Tianyou, right?" ”

Luo Tianyou: "Yes, yes. ”

Zhang Cheng: "You can hold this peace charm, which can help you survive a disaster." ”

Zhang Cheng raised his hand, and a peace charm fell into Luo Tianyou's hand.

Luo Tianyou: "Dao Chief, I was like that to you, and you actually gave me a talisman?" ”

Zhang Cheng: "You made a mistake, but you are not guilty to death, besides, if you make a mistake, the police will naturally deal with it." Saving people is what I should do. ”

Luo Tianyou: "That Dao Chief, can you reveal what kind of calamity I will encounter?" ”

Luo Tianyou thought very simply, and his face was also very thick-skinned, knowing that he would survive the disaster in the future, wouldn't it be easier.

Zhang Cheng: "You can't help but think too much. ”

In the live broadcast room: "Wow, the shameless routine of the anchor must be learned." ”

"I never expected you to be this kind of anchor. I'm going to learn too. ”

"Routines, everything is routines."

"Anchor, are you selling talismans? I pay a high price. ”

Luo Tianyou: "It seems that the Taoist chief is reluctant to tell." ”

Zhang Chengqiang endured the thought in his heart that he wanted to complain: "Let's go." ”

Luo Tianyou: "Dao Chief, aren't you waiting for the police?" ”

Zhang Cheng: "I didn't call the police at all, I just wanted you to know and abide by the law." ”

Luo Tianyou was overjoyed: "Dao Chief, you didn't call the police?" ”

Zhang Cheng: "No, get out." ”

Live broadcast room: "The Taoist chief is also a master of routines, but he didn't call the police." ”

"The longest road I've walked is your routine."

"Don't ask me why I'm kneeling to watch the live broadcast, because the routine can't be guarded against."

Luo Tianyou: "Dao Chief, thank you very much. Thank you very much. ”

Zhang Cheng: "There's nothing to thank, it broke my door, 300, and the price of rune paper is 100." A total of 400, give money. ”

Luo Tianyou was stunned again: "Dao Chief, do you still want money?" ”

Zhang Cheng: "Is it strange for me to ask for money?" Don't you need money to buy things? Don't you lose money if you break something? ”

Luo Tianyou: "Dao Chief, this, do you accept mobile phone transfers?" ”

Zhang Cheng: "I don't accept it, I only accept cash." ”

Luo Tianyou: "Dao Chief, don't you have a smartphone?" ”

Zhang Cheng: "I have a mobile phone, I don't accept mobile phone transfers, it's okay if you don't give money, I'll call the police now." ”

Luo Tianyou: "Dao Chief, don't don't, I'll give money, I'll give money." ”

In the live broadcast room: "The Taoist chief is also a master of routines. ”

"I thought that Taoist priests didn't understand modern society, but today I was educated."

"I seem to be very close to the Taoist temple, I want to go to the apprenticeship, and I won't lose if I learn the routine."

Luo Tianyou took out 500 and handed it to Zhang Cheng: "Dao Chief, 500, take it." ”