In fact, this is a collection of bleak stories, but it is full of unspoken words in everyone's heart, and it is not from my mouth, this is the cry from the heart of everyone who has a story collected

"The teacher asked: What is it when the ice melts?" Such a simple question, everyone says: ice melts is water. I said: It's spring when the ice melts. And then the teacher gave a fork, alas! The motherland has one less poet. ”

This is indeed a genius who always thinks differently from others.

"A knight will always protect the princess, but the princess will always marry the prince. The dragon will never hurt the princess, so the prince will never save the princess. Cinderella's crystal slippers don't fit at all, otherwise she wouldn't have lost them when she ran. The ugly duckling became a white swan not because of hard work, but because it was lucky, because its parents were white swans. Do you think that fairy tales are wrong, fairy tales are deceitful, let me tell you that fairy tales are right, they are the beauty that should really exist, and it is the world that is wrong. ”

If the child's wife leaves the gray wolf, will the gray wolf still persist in catching sheep?

If the bald head is no longer cutting down trees, will Xiong Daxiong Er always protect the forest?

If Ash is about to die protecting everyone, will Pikachu burst out to save him with his greatest potential?

If Doraemon leaves Big Bear, will Big Bear study and struggle hard?

If Tom went to heaven, would Jack have been waiting for him to come back in the rat hole?

If the Black Cat Sheriff can't catch a mouse, will you still like him as much as you used to?

If Liu Xiaolingtong can't play Sun Wukong when he is old, will you always support him and like him?

If you knew the story behind Mr. Bean, who pretended to be a fool, would you still think it was funny?

If you find the clown crying behind his laughter, will you sympathize with him and comfort him?

"Remember, stinky boy, no one likes to joke with you, because you're a joke yourself, don't be stupid"

"But the saddest thing is that you have to pretend that nothing happened and face everything with a mask full of laughter"

"You are a beautiful landscape, but unfortunately I can't stop for you, my end is still far away. What I'm looking for is the wind that has always accompanied me on my journey, but unfortunately it is ethereal. ”

"Sunflowers grow towards the sun, kites always fly against the wind, and untouched paths are always full of flowers. We are the ones who are desperately trying to climb up at the bottom. ”

We still have a long way to go!

"I hope that one day, I can also become the galaxy that someone is looking forward to, if I can't become someone else's galaxy, then I hope that in the future, I can have a clear dream and accompany me to spend the rest of my ordinary life."

Are you tired, don't you want to stop, or take a break, it's time for a song.

I met an online comment wizard and burst out laughing.

"You say money can't buy time? Network management, add two dollars. You say money can't buy knowledge? Teacher, this is my tuition. You say money can't buy love? Mother-in-law, this is my gift money. You say I can't get a hot review? Dad, top right. "Hahaha, isn't it interesting!

"I want to be a cool person, I only drink half of the soda, the alarm clock goes off, I don't look back when I leave, I even say goodbye with my hands in my pockets, and I walk in a chic way."

The beginning of the story is always: a long-planned plan, an unexpected encounter.

The story always ends like this: two flowers bloom, and the sky is on one side.

Watch a little girl fly a kite in the sea breeze, from dusk to night, the long kite string swaying, swaying and flying by.

She noticed me and ran over to put the thread in my hand and asked me to help. I asked her what was the use of putting it high in the dark.

She said, you just have to keep running, just at the end of the line, leading the whole night sky.

"The French say that wine is good. The British say that whiskey is good. Chinese say that the second pot head is delicious. Everyone had their own opinions, so they found mice to experiment. See which wine is good. The first mouse drank wine, sat down and played a piano tune. The second rat drank the whiskey and danced the tango merrily. The third mouse drank the second pot head, picked up the brick and yelled: Damn, where is the cat!"

After drinking the second pot head, this temper is really irritable.

"On this planet, there is always someone who becomes your universe, weaving a shining meteor for you, telling you that the moon in the distance is your eternal harbor."

"Look, what's that up there?"

"Sky"

"No, look at it again"

"The moon?"

"No, look at it again"

"Stars?"

"No, it's a dream"