Chapter 80: Cheating and Cheating
Even if you enter the Qinglou palace in the future, it will be stronger than that day.
It can be seen that the road of escape will not work.
So she still has to rely on her own clever head to ruin this marriage, and she wants to live an upright life.
When she went to the capital, she was waiting for her to show her might, and now she had to think about how her grandmother would punish her?
Will it be like last time to fake your illness? Let my mother and seven aunts and eight aunts cry and persuade again?
She smiled.
If they come to cry again, she will tell them before they open their mouths that she will never run away again and be a princess with peace of mind.
Second, she knew what kind of punishment she was receiving.
She was trapped in her own one-third of an acre, and as soon as she was full of food and drink, she saw her sister Zhongli Qiaoqiao come in with a blank face.
She smiled and waved her hand: "Morning, Qiaoqiao, there are no cherry blossoms for breakfast"
Zhongli Qiaoqiao: "Second Sister Xie cares and has eaten." Has the second sister eaten it? ”
Zhongli Youyou: "I've eaten it." ”
Zhongli Qiaoqiao: "Let's start after the second sister eats, you sit down first." ”
Zhongli sat down and was about to ask what to start with, when she shouted outside and came in, and twenty guards walked in, lined up in two characters.
Zhongli Qiaoqiao gave an order: "Begin." ”
The guards held up the female commandment in their hands and said sonorously and powerfully: "Contemptible and stupid, sexually insensitive, favored by the ancestors, and trained by the mother's teacher......"
Zhongli Youyou: "......"
There was a stirring in her stomach, and when she realized something, she hurriedly ran out of the yard and vomited with a "vomit".
Damn, the last time I was full and listened to the female commandment, I actually had a sequelae.
But it's okay, my sister feels sorry for her, and she won't force her to listen anymore.
Zhongli Qiaoqiao walked out and handed her a handkerchief.
She thanked her, took the handkerchief and wiped her mouth, and just as she was about to speak, she saw Zhongli Qiaoqiao frowning, as if she realized it later: "It turns out that the second sister vomited last time because she was full of food and listened to the female commandment." Now it happens that the second sister has an empty stomach, so let's eat it after listening. ”
Zhongli Youyou: "......"
She sat down in her chair with a blank face, listening to the guard's impassioned recitation of the female ring, and felt like the gutter was capsizing.
Her stomach was empty, and she still felt something stirring.
The guards read it ten times, and Zhongli Qiaoqiao told them to stop and observe Zhongli Youyu.
I saw that her eyes were dull and she was taken aback.
"Second sister, what's wrong with you?"
Zhongli lifted his eyes, looked at her with a smile, and fainted.
Zhongli Qiaoqiao: "......"
asked Qinqi, calligraphy and painting to help Zhongli Youyou to bed, Zhongli Qiaoqiao suddenly realized, did she do something wrong?
Before, she felt that the second sister had become much quieter and more virtuous after listening to the two women's admonitions, so she proposed to her grandmother to punish the second sister in this way, which can be described as killing two birds with one stone.
Now she knows that it is the norm for the second sister to faint when she hears the female commandment.
What can I do?
Looking at the pale face of the second sister, she reached out and touched it guiltily, and said softly: "Second sister, I'm sorry." ”
Han Han came over curiously from outside and looked at Zhongli Youyou on the bed: "I really envy the second sister, you can sleep lazy." ”
Zhongli Qiaoqiao said to her: "You are here to watch the second sister, and she will come and tell me when she wakes up." ”
She took the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting out, and only Zhongli and Hanhan were left in the room.
Zhongli Youyou quietly opened one eye, and saw Han Han's enlarged face and wide open mouth, she quickly covered Han Han's mouth and covered the words in her mouth back into her stomach.
"Shhhh
Han Han blinked, indicating that he understood.
Zhongli let go of her, reached out and touched her in her arms, and was startled, holding her hand with both hands, and looking at her with wide eyes.
How did she think that the second sister was different, and would rob her of something to eat.
She doesn't like the current second sister, she actually knows that she has something hidden in her arms.
Zhongli smiled slyly: "Hanhan, are you hiding pastries?" ”
Han Han blinked: "If you don't eat me, I'll tell you." ”
Zhongli Youyou: "Even if I eat you, you have to tell me, you are an honest child, you can't lie." ”
Han Han sighed in confusion, took out the bag of pastries in his arms in a daze, and opened it: "This is red bean cake, this is mung bean cake, this is water chestnut cake, this is osmanthus cake." ”
Zhongli frowned: "This is definitely not delicious." ”
Han Han hurriedly said: "It's delicious, I don't believe you can try it." ”
So Zhongli Youyou pinched the red bean cake and ate it, looked at her expectantly, and shook his head when he saw her finish eating.
In order to show that the pastry was delicious, Han Han asked her to try mung bean cake, and after eating the last piece of osmanthus cake, she saw Zhong Li Youyou showing a satisfied look.
"The osmanthus cake is not bad, but it is a little dry, you can pour me a glass of water."
Han Han poured a glass of water, and only woke up when she turned around to put the cup after drinking.
Lost his voice and shouted: "Second sister-"
Zhongli was startled, and quickly closed his eyes and fell straight down.
After listening to the fact that no one had come in for a while, she patted her chest and sat up.
Han Han looked at her aggrievedly: "Second sister, you finished my pastry." ”
Zhongli comforted her: "I ate your four pastries, and I will pay you fourteen yuan then." ”
Han Han's face was suddenly full of joy.
Zhongli Youyou let Han Han play on the side, stretch and start to sleep.
Qiao Qiao's uprightness is also good, if her brain is not bent, she will not think of her tricks, she can get her tiger over with just her eyes closed.
Pretending to be unconscious, Qiaoqiao is here to try and test.
She fell asleep in a daze.
In her dreams, she heard the cries of frightened ghosts.
This nightmare is terrifying.
She woke up from her dream and sat up.
"Woooooooo
She woke up clearly, and there was still crying for Mao?
Is it a dream within a dream?
Just about to pinch his arm, Yu Guang saw something, turned his head and looked-
The seven aunts and eight aunts sat in a row opposite the bed with the Hai family, pinching the handkerchief: "Woo woo woo-"
Zhongli Youyou: "......"
The corners of her mouth twitched, revealing a smile that wasn't pretty.
When their cries did not rise one after another, they quickly interjected: "Mother, aunts, aunts, I am still alive." ”
"Woooooooo
“......”
Zhongli listened to them cry for half an hour, and when their voices finally lowered by a decibel level, he said with a sad face: "Please don't cry, I swear, I really won't run away this time." ”
"Woooooooo
“......”
Swearing doesn't work, you have to find another way.
"You cry like this, you will cry badly, do you want to drink tea to moisten your throat? It's not good to cry too much, not only are your eyes easily dizzy, but wrinkles also grow quickly. Oh, mother, you have three more wrinkles in the corners of your eyes than yesterday. Aunt Seven, you are two years older than two months ago, Aunt Eight, you are three years older than you were two months ago. ”
Zhongli Youyou's dry mouth commented on them, and finally they cried even more.
She pinched her voice and beckoned to Hanhan, who was eating melons at the door, and asked her to help pour a cup of tea.