Xia Yusheng was woken up by Qiu Mengxue, only to find that he was about to be late.

She hurriedly got dressed, and Cheng Shiyin also woke up.

"Xiaoyu, I had a dream yesterday."

Xia Yusheng was so frightened that his hands trembled when he combed his hair.

"I dreamed that you called me a little nymphomaniac."

Cheng Shiyin couldn't help but giggle, Xia Yusheng glared at her, she immediately covered her mouth and restrained her presumptuous smile.

"It stands to reason that I shouldn't confuse dreams with reality, but I'm angry, and I want you to give me an explanation."

Her expression was calm, but her eyes were full of murder.

"Xiaoxue, I'm bored at night, flirting with you!"

"Hmph, don't be late, that cold ruler is waiting for you."

Xia Yusheng couldn't help but break out in a thin cold sweat on his forehead, and as soon as he mentioned the ring ruler, he couldn't help but think of Xiao Wu ten years ago (this is a sad story).

"Bye-bye!"

Xia Yusheng slipped outside like a gust of wind, Qiu Mengxue took out a sweet potato cake and handed it to Cheng Shiyin, but Cheng Shiyin said that she was not hungry.

The power of the Flower of Life is extraordinary.

"I'll eat if you're not hungry, don't shed tears when the time comes."

Qiu Mengxue was also hungry, but she didn't dare to eat at all, for fear that Cheng Shiyin would be hungry again.

Earthlings are really little ancestors......

On the other side, Xia Yusheng was rushing towards the school......

Fast legs like arrows in the heart of the wind,

The power is fully open to the school;

Running all the way to tears,

I'm afraid that the teacher will be unhappy.

Poor Xia Yusheng is about to be late! She slammed the brakes in front of the classroom door, hurriedly patted the dust off her body, and gently pushed the door open, and the whole class looked at her.

"Xiaoyu, the pinching is quite accurate, just in class! How do you pinch this, teach me. ”

Great, I'm not late!

Xia Yusheng didn't have time to deal with those gossip, so he didn't have to be punished.

Today's lesson was different from the previous one, the first lesson was the Carlin lesson.

Who is the new Carlin teacher? The students were not looking forward to it at all, but they all stared at the door.

Xia Yusheng sweated in his palms, the unforgivable Kalin people, what tricks are they going to play this time?

Soon, the door was pushed open, and a guy with a helmet walked into the dimly lit classroom.

He looked at these classmates coldly, and the first sentence was:

"It's too dark, a light is needed here."

As a result, the classroom really hit the lights, and after a long dark night, it finally came on.

He clapped his hands and continued to say to his classmates:

"I'm your new teacher, I won't be as stupid as the two before me, I'll teach you the best knowledge in the universe and open your eyes!"

No one in the class spoke.

"Let's learn Carlin's words first, and then we will learn Carlin's history, and then we will learn Carlin's advanced psychological and quality education. One step at a time. ”

Li Chuanxing's muscles bulged.

"Once you've learned the Kalin script and pronunciation, you have to speak the Karlin way, or I'll ignore it."

"You are all my classes before school, which means that your other teachers can rest, and in addition to me, there are two other teachers who teach you other things."

The students couldn't believe that the science of the moon, the atmosphere of the moon, the law of the moon, were just gone?

Before school are all Carlin classes? Will it be like this in the future?

Who can stand this!

Xia Yusheng wanted to cry without tears, feeling that he was a poor child like Xiaoqiu Huanxue.

This Karin is very different from the previous two, his demeanor is very elegant, he speaks unhurriedly, and he has too much time.

"Alright, let's start learning Kalimbo's profound text......"

He drew a short horizontal line on the blackboard interspersed with a long vertical line, and drew a circle, which he said was a "card", and he drew three horizontal lines with a curve, interspersed with an upward arrow in the middle, which was "Lin", and he drew a circle, and a dot in it was dotted, which was the "star".

This class is extremely boring, this guy only cares about talking about himself, completely ignoring whether the students can accept it or not, whether they can digest it, and after the lecture, he still has a lot of things to memorize.

Xia Yusheng doesn't want to learn at all, and I'm not from Kalin, what do I say in Kalin? What is Carlin to write?

She tossed the pen aside and huffed down on the table.

"Xiaoyu's ......"

When she looked up, it turned out to be Li Chuanxing.

"What's wrong? Can I help you...... Xiao Li? ”

"Can I be your tablemate?"

"Yes, Xiaoxue won't come back anyway."

She agreed quite happily, and she was a little embarrassed for Li Chuanxing.

Li Chuanxing sat down with a red face and said in a low voice:

"I don't like this teacher, he forcibly instills knowledge in us, which makes me disgusted."

Xia Yusheng looked at him and sighed.

"Xiao Li, I thought you were so brave! You're louder, how weak you are. ”

Actually, he can say it out loud, but in front of Yusheng...... Hard.

"I'm not just disgusted, I hate these Carlins, remember the game that the Carlines played with you? It's shameless to cheat when you play with students. ”

"So, let's work together to bring them down!"

Li Chuanxing's tone hardened.

"Yes, the next lesson is Karin History, I'll form an alliance with you and tease Carlin's teacher together! Do you dare? ”

"Dare! You dismantle his platform, I pout his face, you feed him medicine, I will hand over the bottle, you let him hang himself, I will give the rope! He died, and I waved a little white cloth to see him off! ”

Xia Yusheng couldn't help but lie on the table and laugh.

It feels like being at the same table, which is pretty good.

Many people wanted to share the table with her, and Li Chuanxing had the courage to come first.

Soon, Carlin's history teacher walked in, and Xia Yusheng really wanted to slap their helmets in the face.

"I'm your new history teacher, I don't teach the history of the moon, I teach the history of Carlin."

He then wrote the word Carlin.

"Presumably the previous teacher has already taught you how to write and pronounce Kalin, right? We're sorry, but we can only write these two words in our words. ”

Xia Yusheng understood that it was just a warm-up before, and this was the beginning.

"The birth of the Kalin civilization can be traced back to the beginning of the New Cosmic Age, about 2.5 billion years ago......"

"The thousand-year-old king is 80,000 years old, 2.5 billion years old...... It's a long history. ”

Xia Yusheng became angry, and the whole class burst into laughter.

Everyone knows that Wang Ba and the turtle have a demeaning meaning, and Xia Yusheng made it clear that he buried the Kalin people.

The Carlin didn't understand what this meant, so they continued:

"The Karlin people have created an empire of their own on a planet called Dunelis, which is the beginning of the Karlin civilization and the beginning of the galactic civilization......"

"Dunieris? All have to be pinched to death? It turns out that 2.5 billion years ago you were so barbaric! Worthy of their children and grandchildren! ”

This time it was Li Chuanxing, and the whole class began to laugh again, and Xia Yusheng laughed the happiest.

This time the Karlin man understood, and he smiled and said:

"Classmate Li Chuanxing, don't show your superficiality and ignorance so obviously."

Li Chuanxing's face was fearless, and Xia Yusheng also cheered him on.

"The founder of the Kalins and the first emperor of the galaxy, his name is [Ka] ......"

"Cards? One word? ”

The names of the Karins have become longer and longer with the passage of time, and the original people were very short, and the nobles of the time had one-word names.

His son's name was Lin, and in order to commemorate the exploits of the two fathers and sons, he took the words "Ka" and "Lin", and called their descendants "Kalin", and the empire was the Kalin Empire. ”

If he is called "Stupid" instead of "Ka", and his son is called "Death" instead of "Lin," "Are you called "Stupid Dead" instead of "Karin?" ”

This sentence was really powerful, and the whole class laughed insolently, and Li Chuanxing almost laughed under the table.

The Karlin people glared at Xia Yusheng angrily, Xia Yusheng was not afraid at all, and also glared at him bravely.

"Xia Yusheng, I know that you have a lot of prejudices against us Kalin...... But rejecting advanced culture will only make you complacent and more and more pedantic and insensitive. ”

"I'm not afraid, even if I am pedantic and numb, it is better than selling my soul."

The Karlin felt that it would be a waste of time to argue with her, so he continued:

"[Lin] gave the right to [Chun], Chun ......"

"Look, [stupid] isn't this coming out! It's just two sounds, stupid plus two, isn't it more stupid? It depends on whether the stupid son is dead! ”

The Carlin people can't bear it anymore, and if this continues, let alone inculcate the history of Carlin, it will become a joke lesson.

"Classmate Li Chuanxing, aren't you afraid of leaving a mark on your brain?"

The Karlins threaten him, as well as the rest of their classmates.

Xia Yusheng glanced at Li Chuanxing, he smiled and shook his head slightly.

Sure enough, it's brave enough!

"Are you really afraid?"

The Karlins pick up the Hot Brand Gun, which leaves a brand on the skin that will never be erased.

"Finally reveal your true nature! Don't embarrass other students, you're coming to me! I said it first, and I killed one of you Kalin? Why don't you get me? ”

"Xia Yusheng, then I'll leave you a brand."

The muzzle of the gun was burned red, and a puff of white smoke came out.

"Excuse me, excuse me."

A familiar voice sounded, and Xia Yusheng looked over in surprise.

It's Han Se-young! He quietly walked into the class with a Kay light gun in his hand.

"The school has a policy that this kind of stuff is not allowed in the classroom."

"You ......"

"Han Shiying, Interim Minister of Supervision and Vice Minister of Supervision."

"Our treaty has stipulated that you cadres can't interfere with our teaching, right?"

"I won't interfere with you, but I have an obligation to keep students safe."

Han Shiying brought a chair and sat in a corner.

The people of Carlin can only be patient and continue to tell the story of [Chun] hard work.

Xia Yusheng's eyes were on Han Shiying's body, and he couldn't move away.

"Xiaoyu, don't look at it...... Your classmates are looking at you. ”

Li Chuanxing touched her arm.

"Oh...... Yes? I didn't watch! ”

Her face flushed slightly.

Originally, the classmates all looked at Han Shiying, but as soon as Xia Yusheng became a "nymphomaniac", the classmates all looked at her.

Carlin's history class was over quickly, with a break, and Carlin's psychology and quality education class.

When you listen to it, it's not a serious lesson.