"Ahh

Bai Fan woke up from his dream with a loud scream, and Li Wenxin, who was sleeping on the side, trembled three times with fright from her voice.

"Master, what's wrong with you?" He hurriedly sat up and asked.

Bai Fan sat on the ground in shock, and she was relieved when she found that the fire around her was still burning and Li Wenxin was also by her side.

"I had a nightmare!" She wiped the sweat from her forehead with her hands.

Li Wenxin nodded, and joked to her: "The scream you just now, if you didn't see a ghost in your dream, I wouldn't believe it!" ”

"I did see ghosts in my dreams!" Bai Fan slowly lay down and said.

She added: "That ghost is terrifying, bleeding and full of abscesses, and his mouth has been sewn up with threads, it's terrifying!" ”

Li Wenxin stared at the left side in a daze, his expression was frightened, he kept poking Bai Fan's shoulder with his fingers, Bai Fan impatiently knocked his hand off, and asked, "What are you doing?" Don't poke me, go to bed! ”

Will I be able to sleep? Li Wen thought to himself.

His voice trembled and said, "Master, master, that ghost in your dream has appeared!" ”

"Huh?"

Bai Fan was puzzled: "What nonsense are you talking about?" How can something in a dream appear in reality? ”

She looked up at Li Wenxin with her arms propped up, but unexpectedly met the pair of miserable white dead fish eyes.

"It's really out!"

She hurriedly got up from the ground and hid behind Li Wenxin, and said tremblingly: "Apprentice, apprentice, you, your first chance to bear the brunt of it has come, pick up your little willow leaf and rush up to kill him!" ”

"No, don't, master, I, I'm afraid!" Li Wenxin sat on the ground and whispered, his hands were too shaky to hold the sword.

"Master, how did the things in your dreams appear in reality?"

"If you ask me, who am I going to ask?"

"Did he disappear when you fell asleep?" Li Wenxin asked with joy as if he had discovered a new continent.

"Just kidding, this isn't a supernatural chapter!" Bai Fan said speechlessly.

"You sleep and try it, what if it works?" Li Wenxin looked at her with an expectant expression.

"How can I sleep now?" She said angrily.

Li Wenxin picked up a big stone from the ground and said, "Master, I'll help you!" ”

After saying that, he made a gesture and waved the stone towards Bai Fan's face.

Bai Fan was startled, hurriedly retreated, raised his foot and kicked Li Wenxin's chest, making him closer to the man.

She said angrily, "What are you doing? Murder of the teacher? ”

Li Wenxin clutched his chest and explained: "I'll scare you, master, why are you doing such a heavy hand!" ”

"If I don't kick you out, the hell knows if you're trying to scare me or really smash it?" She muttered softly.

The man slowly approached Li Wenxin, and Bai Fan hurriedly reminded him: "Disciple, run, he is here to arrest you!" ”

"Huh?"

Li Wenxin was stunned for a moment, and when he looked back, the man was already behind him, and he hurriedly crawled forward with his hands and feet, grabbed the burden and sword on the ground and rushed into the woods.

"Master, run!" He shouted.

Bai Fan stumbled and caught up, and before he knew it, the two of them had already run out of the mountain, and they didn't care about slashing with their swords in a panic, so the two of them were more or less colorful.

The two of them bent over their knees on the empty grassland and gasped, Bai Fan asked, "That person shouldn't have followed, right?" ”

Li Wenxin shook his head, swallowed his saliva and said: "There shouldn't be, there are many people outside, and the things in the underworld shouldn't dare to chase them out." ”

Bai Fan straightened his waist and covered his chest and breathed a long sigh of relief, Li Wenxin also learned from his appearance, Bai Fan poked his chest with his elbow, and said unhappily: "Why do you want to learn from me?" ”

Li Wenxin clutched his chest and said bitterly: "You are my master, who do you learn if I don't learn?" ”

Oh yes!

She thinks what Li Wenxin said is quite reasonable, but it is embarrassing to be learned to do movements, and she doesn't like it very much!

The sky had turned white in the distance, and the two of them had lost their way in the mountains, and now they did not know where they were, so they thought of finding a nearby village to inquire.

However, the two of them had already walked around noon but still didn't see anyone, Bai Fan was on a stick, Li Wenxin was on a sword, the two fought side by side and looked at the endless plain, and their hearts were cold.

"It's all your fault, Li Wenxin!" Bai Fan complained with a sad face, "I said that you want to take a shortcut when you take the big road, and now you are happy to walk to this ghost place where birds don't?" ”

"Master, how can you say that birds don't poop?" Li Wenxin pointed to the dead tree in front of him and said, "Don't you see that there are so many birds in that tree?" ”

"Maybe they'll bury you with!" He chuckled.

Bai Fan waved his hand and hit him in the head, Li Wenxin skillfully lowered his head to dodge, he bared his teeth and smiled: "There are a lot of birds there, I'll catch two to improve the food!" ”

After saying that, he ran over with his sword in his arms.

Bai Fan walked slowly with a stick, her feet hurt so much, she felt that now her feet had been occupied by blisters.

Li Wenxin stood under the dead tree and looked up at the big black bird in the tree, and said in frustration: "Uh...... Why are they all crows? ”

Bai Fan glanced at him and asked suspiciously, "Is your mouth so wide waiting to catch bird poop?" ”

Li Wenxin glared at Bai Fan with a sharp gaze, but he was ignored, he repeated Fang Cai's action again, and asked, "Don't you feel the murderous aura?" ”

Bai Fan sneered and said, "Heh, I don't feel the murderous aura, but the stupid aura is full!" ”

Li Wenxin snorted coldly and turned his head, and it happened that a drop of white foreign object fell on his nose, and his face immediately collapsed.

He pointed to the crows on the dead branches and scolded, "You damn crows, how dare you shit on Grandpa's handsome face? Grandpa is going to set fire to end you! ”

"Isn't it just a piece of bird?"

Bai Fan grabbed He Qing'an, who was thunderous, and pulled his sleeve to help him wipe the crow poop off his nose.

Suddenly, another drop of bird droppings fell, and it was about to fall on the back of Bai Fan's hand, and she quickly pulled Li Wenxin's clothes to block it.

Li Wenxin looked at Bai Fan with a shocked expression, and she grinned awkwardly.

In addition to the two drops of bird feces that fell on Li Wenxin's body, bird droppings began to fall from the trees one after another, and Bai Fan hurriedly pulled Li Wenxin out of the range of the dead trees.

"Damn, it's raining bird!" Li Wenxin was shocked.

Bai Fan thought that it would be enough to run out of the range of the dead tree, but he didn't expect that the group of crows would chase them and.

"Did they take laxatives? Why do you keep pulling? Aren't you afraid of prostration? Li Wenxin wondered.

Bai Fan was speechless and said, "You have time to care if they collapse or not, it's better to hurry up and run!" ”

"I'll run first, I'm not waiting for you, bye!" She ran away as fast as she could.

The strange thing is that those crows did not chase her, but all hovered over Li Wenxin's head.

"Could it be that it was because Li Wenxin said just now that he wanted to set fire to end them, so he caused their dung anger?"

Bai Fan burst out laughing, but when she saw the bird feces on her body, her face suddenly turned blue.

"It's all to blame Li for asking for a mouthful!" She muttered, plucked up the courage to sniff her sleeve, and then took her hand away in disgust.

Stinking......

Bai Fan went all the way west under the big sun, the bird feces on her body were dried up, although she was holding her own baggage, but the water bag was at Li Wenxin's place.

She felt like she was going to suffer from heat stroke.

Just when Bai Fan felt that she couldn't hold on, she finally heard the sound of gurgling water, and she happily followed the sound to find it.

Bai Fan squatted by the river and drank some water, then put the burden on the stone beside her, she took off the snake bone whip wrapped around her waist and jumped into the river.

She couldn't wait to wash off the bird poop on her body, planning to throw away the Luo skirt that was stained with bird feces.

After thinking about it, she didn't even know where she was now, she couldn't go to the village or the store, and she was worried that there would be no clothes to change, so she obediently went to do the laundry.

She was lying on the stone, her clothes were all dried, and she hadn't seen Li Wenxin come to her, and she couldn't help but start worrying about Li Wenxin's safety.

So many crows on top of his head, they won't bury him, right?

She got up and sat down on the stone, folded her clothes and put them back in her baggage, and was about to get up to leave when she noticed a lump of white flowers floating in this direction.

She looked horrified and thought, "No, I've been so decrepit lately?" Can you touch things in the underworld under the scorching sun?

When the white flower thing got closer, she recognized the willow leaf sword inserted on it, not inserted to be exact, but held by someone.

"Apprentice?" Bai Fan got up and shouted tentatively.

"Huh?"

Li Wenxin opened his eyes and turned his head to look at her, then threw his burden and sword on the ground and jumped into the river.

Then Bai Fan saw a piece of bird droppings with white flowers flowing downstream along the river.

Seeing that Li Wenxin hadn't surfaced for a long time, she bit her hand in fear and said to herself, "He can't think about it, right?" ”

"Apprentices? Li Wenxin? You okay? She shouted anxiously from the shore.

Li Wenxin came out of the water like a water ghost, he spit out the water in his mouth, and choked with red eyes: "They are too bullying, I don't want to live anymore~"

After saying that, he sank down faintly, Bai Fan squatted on the shore and comforted him: "Apprentice, do you want to open a little, why don't you wait for you to wash and I'll take you back to take revenge?" ”

"I don't want it, what if they poop me again?" Li Wenxin squatted in the water and refused.

He didn't want to experience the feeling of crawling out of the pile just now.

"Master, don't look at it, I'm going to take off my clothes and wash them!" He said to Bai Fan.

Bai Fan snorted disdainfully, lay on the stone and said with a smile: "You were all brought up by me, where haven't I seen it?" ”

"I don't care!" Li Wenxin pouted and said, "Anyway, you are not allowed to watch it, otherwise I will ignore you!" ”

"Okay, I don't watch, I don't watch!"

Bai Fan smiled helplessly, blindfolded his eyes with a ribbon, and said, "You wash slowly, call me when you're done!" ”

Bai Fan lay on the stone and fell asleep unconsciously, and then she was woken up by Li Wenxin's exclamation.

"What's wrong?" She got up and removed the ribbon from her eyes, asking worriedly.

Li Wenxin hurriedly squatted on the ground with his pants and his chest, and said in horror: "Ah, master, close your eyes quickly, don't look at it!" ”

"Huh? Why are you so surprised? Bai Fan asked angrily.

"My clothes are soaked in bird droppings!" Li Wenxin said aggrievedly.

Bai Fan glanced at the three-centimeter-thick burden of bird feces, and said angrily: "The burden is just ordinary fabric, and it is not waterproof, so a thick layer of bird feces is a person who has to pickle it!" ”

"What then?" Li asked.

"Take it out, wash it and wear it!"

"I don't want it, I don't wear it!"

"Don't wear it? Do you want to run naked? Don't want to do it? ”

"Master, you help me figure out a way, I really don't want to wear that outfit anymore!"

"What about the one you just wore just now?"

"Lost!"

"Where's the loss? Pick it up and put it on! ”

"I took off my clothes while washing, and I don't know where the river washed my clothes!"

……

Bai Fan was speechless, she had a flash of inspiration, she took out the washed Luo skirt from the bag and shook it in front of Li Wenxin, and asked with a treacherous smile: "I still have a set, do you want to wear it?" ”