"What? How do I eat these fish, you ask? Come on, I won't eat a single bite of them! It's not that I don't like to eat fish, it's not that I don't like killing, it's that these fish taste so bad! ”

"My favourites are sardines and salmon, and my craft is great, and the meat is delicious. Even my girlfriend Sasha and her daughter Shirley love to eat, and they even praise me for being better than a Michelin chef, haha! ”

"Alas...... I miss them so much......"

"Yes, you guessed it, they're all dead, dead at the hands of zombies, so I hate zombies so much, and the viruses that turn people into zombies, and the damn scientists who make them!"

"I swear, if I let me know who did this, I'll shoot him in the head! No mercy! ”

"Oh, that's a long way off, let's get down to business."

"As is customary, I hang two fish on the handlebars and pull out my phone to take pictures of them, and I want to post the photos on Facebook for my fans to see, and even though there are only three of them, we don't talk about anything."

"I think they must share this happiness with me."

"The photo was taken, but I realized that something was wrong, do you know what's wrong? I found out that the stomachs of both fish were rotten! ”

"God, that's disgusting, it's like...... They've been dead for a long time, and the entrails in their stomachs are almost rotten, there's nothing, and I can even see the fish bones on them! ”

"But shouldn't such a fish be dead? Why are you still bouncing around here? Full of vigor and vitality? ”

"The more I looked at them, the more I was shocked, the more disgusting I looked, and then I ...... them They were all thrown back into the water. ”

"That's right, that's what I did. I guess you're going to call me an idiot or something, so why don't you go to the police? ”

"Please, I'm a cop! It's the first time I've encountered this kind of thing, what should I do? Do you want to take two weird stinky fish to the police station and report them to your superiors? ”

"Don't talk nonsense, I'll be scolded by the head, I'm not so stupid."

"It's supposed to be the FBI's business, let them go to some bullshit expert to study it, it has nothing to do with me, I don't want my good times to be affected in any way."

“…… What happened to these two fish, you ask? How do I know, maybe I'm still living freely in the water, maybe I'm being caught by some unlucky guy like me, but I don't think anyone is stupid enough to eat it! That's stupid! ”

"Today's interest in fishing was completely mixed up by these two rotten fish, I watched the car go back in annoyance, and when I passed by the cake shop, I suddenly remembered that today is Sasha's birthday, damn, I almost forgot, if I forgot to buy her a birthday present, she would definitely break up with me."

"Fortunately, it was still early, so I decided to make amends, and immediately went to the cake shop to order a cake for her, and then turned around to the perfume shop next door and bought her a cheap bottle of perfume."

"No, you can't say I'm stingy, I'm also a salaryman, with a salary of thousands of dollars a month, and I'm struggling to get by after driving away all kinds of taxes and expenses, and I really can't afford to buy gifts for Sasha."

"And my Sasha is not the kind of vain and materialistic woman, she really loves me, and she said that as long as she becomes a real singer, we will get married."

"I drove to Sasha's house with cake and perfume, humming my favorite country song. Her home is in the Seventh Avenue neighborhood of color, and the people who live there are dark-skinned, and yes, my salsa is black too. ”

"However, she was very beautiful, especially her eyes, which were as bright as jewels in the night. I like her eyes the most, she has a very good voice, she sings very well, if it weren't for her bad background, no one would want to help her, she would have become a big star a long time ago, I am convinced of that. ”

"The security in this community has always been bad, but I'm not afraid, my police car and this uniform, as well as the gun on my waist, all warn those bunnies who want to be honest, otherwise, I won't show mercy!"

"You ask me if there is anyone who is not afraid of death? Yes! That time, I didn't drive the police car to Sasha's house, but I was met by three blind thugs, who stopped in front of me and pulled out a spring slip to ask me to cooperate. ”

"Haha, I immediately cooperated with them, and each of them was rewarded with a bullet! The result is two dead and one injured, hey, it's really enjoyable! ”

"You're right, I'm a jerk, and I never said I was a good person. You must know that there are no good people in our time, because good people are killed by bad people! ”

"It's true that my hands are covered with blood, but I don't kill innocents, I have my own principles. The ancient Orientals once said a saying, what is it called...... If people don't mess with me, I won't mess with others, that seems to mean it. ”

"Today, as I drove into the community, I realized that something was wrong. I can't say exactly what is wrong, I can only say that my instinct as a police officer tells me that it is not very peaceful. ”

"So, I took the gun out of its holster, opened the safety and was always ready. But knowing that I drove the car to Sasha's doorstep and nothing happened, made me think I was delirious. ”

"After knocking on the door, Sasha welcomed me into the room in a panic, her face was very pale and trembling, as if she was frightened."

"Honey, you're finally here. Sasha hugged me and said, I touched her hair to comfort her, then helped her to sit on the couch and asked her what was going on. ”

"Sasha told me that there are people on this street who are crazy! They attack people everywhere and bite people, it's very scary! Later, the police came and arrested several people, one of whom was bitten, and she said that those people were like they had rabies, and they bit people when they saw them. ”

"I put the gun on the table and told her not to be afraid. If anyone dares to rush in, I'll shoot him in the head. ”

"Sasha trusts me a lot, and she feels safe when I'm by her side. But, she was not in the mood for today's birthday, and went upstairs to accompany her daughter without even eating a bite of the cake, leaving me alone in the living room on the first floor, I sat on the sofa, drinking beer and watching the Hercules cup on TV, just bored to death. ”

"Just then, I suddenly heard a small noise coming from the kitchen, as if someone had come in through the back door!"

"Haha, I couldn't have been happier at the time, I finally had something to do! I picked up the pistol on the table and crept into the kitchen, I really wanted to see what the other person looked like when he saw me! ”