"The first one, lift the leg and press the neck. Extend your palm down towards your throat, lift your left foot up, and kick your leg quickly. ”

"The second, hit the belly and the arm. You must punch quickly, attack his abdomen with all your might, and his abdomen will be soft and hard, and he will be killed while he is in pain. Quickly disarm him when he bent over with abdominal pain. ”

"The third, pull the arm and fall back. But this is a test of arm strength, and it may not be suitable for you, so I'll think of another way for you... Right... I know! ”

"Another way is to lock his neck, this one is more vigorous, use the nine yin and eight bone claws, 'chua' lock his throat at once, and grab the gangster's right wrist with his right hand in a figure-eight palm."

"How about it, it's good, so that your boyfriend can lose his resistance immediately√"

"Not bad~"

Shi Yun lifted his chin triumphantly and looked at the two girls in front of him.

Who knew that the two girls even took Lin Hagi to look at her with a dull expression, and even shook their heads in amazement.

“……”

“……”

“……”

This is really overwhelming......

But that doesn't seem to be the same as my ability to resist, right......

Is this my lack of standards, or is the straight man's braincase not quite the same as my braincase?

Tough ('-ω-')

"What's wrong?"

Shi Yun looked at the two girls in front of him innocently, and deliberately poked Lin Hagi next to him to ask what happened.

“……”

Hayashi: This is a mysterious question about straight men.

"Here we are."

Lin Hao glanced to the side and didn't know what he saw, and suddenly gave Shi Yun a look.

"What?"

Shi Yun blinked, looking at the honey convulsions of Lin Ha's eyelids.

"Shi Shao, can you help me see how to write this equation."

A brown-haired girl shook her thin waist and walked over, the woman was actually quite beautiful, especially with long and straight hair, which looked very innocent and looked like a liberal arts girl.

It's just that the style of painting doesn't match that she has a piece of paper with chemical equations in her hand.

Mg+ZnSO4=MgSO4+___

"Shi Shao, what should I fill in here?"

Shi Yun didn't deliberately ignore it, but it was indeed completely automatic to delete the autumn waves thrown by the people in front of him.

"You seem to be a little silly, this is the college entrance examination, you still don't know such a simple replacement formula?"

It turns out that I thought I was stupid enough, and I didn't think that anyone was stupid......

Sure enough, at first glance, it's a girl who doesn't learn mathematics, physics and chemistry, otherwise how could there be so much hair?

I've been bald in order to learn these things.

Alas (???????) Boom~

Cardiac plug (′-ω?')

Everyone has a sweet love, but I only have a bald brain.

(?? д?) It's too much!

ㄟ (θ_θ) plant

“……”

Qiu Bo Nu didn't expect Shi Yun's answer to be like this at all.

"No, no, I know I should fill in Zn here."

"You know, why are you asking me?"

"You think I have too much time to do!"

“……”

"No, no, I just want to keep up with you, your ...... Your magnesium stole my zinc. ”

Qiu Bo Nu lowered her head shyly, and secretly sent Qiu Bo to Shi Yun.

"So what?"

Shi Yun didn't get anything at all.

“……”

"Shi Shao, you are really joking, why do you have to ask people to come out."

Qiu Bo Nu didn't know where she got her confidence, she was stunned for a moment, she didn't know what her brain was making up, and she opened her mouth shyly again.

"People...... Your beauty has taken away my heart. ”

"My beauty?"

"That's right."

"I know I'm beautiful, thank you."

Shi Yun suddenly looked at Qiu Bonu a lot more pleasing to the eyes, nodded and raised her chin proudly.

“……”

#一个失败的土味情话#

#尴尬的现场#

"Shi Shao, do you have to make it more obvious to me?"

Qiubo girl continued to make up for her brain, and continued to be shy and timid.

"You know what, you look like one of my relatives."

"Impossible!" Who can be as handsome as me! No way!

Shi Yun's face was serious.

"Really, you really look like my dad's son-in-law."

"You can pull it down, how can your father's son-in-law be as good-looking as me."

"You also ask him to go back and look in the mirror, or you go and look at the eyes. Don't be foolish. ”

“……”

#论又一个失败的土味情话#

Qiu Bo Nu may have finally recognized Shi Yun and couldn't understand her earthy love words, so she could only run away in disgrace.

"Hahaha."

Lin Hagi finally couldn't hold back his laughter.

The two girls also hugged each other happily.

"What are you laughing at?"

Shi Yun looked confused.

"You really don't understand, Adversary! Don't you claim to be proficient in these, why can't you even understand a local love story? ”

Lin Hagi now found out that before going to school, his cousin specially asked him to pay more attention to whether Shi Yun and the girls in the school had anything else, so as to prevent Shi Yun from showing signs of early love, which was completely what his cousin thought too much.

This straight man is so straight that he can't break it!

What kind of strange person can move the devil with this!

╮（﹀＿﹀）╭

However, it seems that the devil must have found his daughter-in-law later than my grandfather, which is not bad.

"Earthy love words? What earthy love words? ”

Shi Yun still didn't understand.

"She looks like her father's son-in-law, isn't it that you look like her husband, then you are her husband."

“？？？”

#朋友你是不是有很多问号#

"That's not right, you see she has to be a son-in-law who looks like his father, so what if she's not an only child?"

"What's the matter, it's not as delicious as dumplings, and it's not as fun as my sister-in-law?"

"You're driving again!"

"Ahem, ahem... Second, you see, even if she is an only child, she looks alike, and she is not me, and what she looks like means that she doesn't look like it anymore, or where else do you get so many stand-ins. ”

Shi Yun looked at Lin Hao with a serious face, and his expression was very serious.

“……”

"People are just a local love story, what are you doing so seriously."

"No matter how dirty it is, you can't do this, if you confess to someone and a girl like this, aren't you here, you just look like your wife, but why can't you be my wife?"

“……”

I'm a little speechless.

But there is still one thing that I think makes a point......

"Who do you have to do Friday's parent-teacher conference? If my cousin comes, you can ask him to help me open it, anyway, it's all my brother, and we will sit at the front and back tables, and it just so happens that my brother will open the two Rao meetings alone. ”

"Parent-teacher conferences?"

"Don't you know? Didn't you hear the head teacher in the last class? ”

Not...

I probably slept too soundly......

"Why do you want my brother to hold a parent-teacher conference?" Although it is a very good way for a daughter-in-law to come to a parent-teacher meeting, I am at the bottom of the special meow this time!

If this is known by the beauty, the beauty won't give me a hug!!

"The parent contact information on your file is my cousin, don't you know?"

“……”

"No, I'm going to let the old man drive it." Wouldn't it be meaningless if the old man wasn't used to dodge arrows?!

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