Oh, my God! What kind of bullshit plot is this!

In such an important martial arts competition, the male protagonist met the heroine in the first game. Not only that, but the number plate on the "Gada Yo-Ball" has clearly become a bare-ass villain, dancing a dirty dance, and mocking!

At this time, "Gada Yo-Yo" really wanted to pull out the monkey skin band in his pants to hit the glass of the author's house, carrying the gas canister and the author's toilet.

But what can be done about it? Don't the protagonist want to do it? What if the "100 Chopped Chickens" become "White Chopped Chickens"? Thinking of this, "Gada Yoball" could only quench his anger with urine, and stuffed the monkey leather band that had been drawn out half a meter long back into his pants.

As a self-aware chicken, "Gada Yo-Ball" of course knows its own catties, and when it first met "Bolingaer", it almost became its ration, and this psychological shadow lingered like the hair on the navel.

It seems that this time it is more auspicious and less auspicious.

Because the author folded the paper airplane with the calendar, the day of the skill competition soon arrived.

The oval-shaped venue is nestled among the mountains. There is a high protrusion here, which is said to be the pillar of optimus in ancient times, and the remains left after the collapse, and the locals used to call it "hip" in the ancient language.

Hence the loud and elegant name for this venue - Optimus Prime's Hips!

With a crisp gong, the competition officially opened.

Spectators from all over the world, dressed in all kinds of fancy costumes, kept waving flags and shouting to cheer for the players they support. In the stands on the east and west sides of the venue, two camps stood out.

Sitting in the east stand are 998 chickens, all of them with white feathers, nibbling on their wings and waving their kettles. These guys may be too excited, or maybe they've learned something strange out of nowhere. I saw them draw blood from themselves with needles and then fight back from the other side. At the same time, with the command of a crane, a loud slogan was shouted: 100 chickens! 100 chopped chickens!

The camp in the west stand is much quieter, there are more than 200 middle-aged and elderly female animals, all dressed in jewels, sitting there calmly. Of course, there were hundreds of banners hanging above their heads, which read: Ask for squares! I'll just ask for the squared! Whatever the square is required!

You have to admit that the strength of some animals in this world is as uneven as the antennae of amoeba protozoa.

No, the first game started before the time to eat a cucumber, and the winner was already decided. Next, it was the turn of Gada Yo-Ball and Polingaer.

This! It's a fateful showdown!

I saw "Gada Yo-Ball" and "Bolingaer" slowly walking from the east and west sides of the arena to stage the stage. The clothes that represent each of them stand out in the spotlight, like a quilt wetting a child's bed, shining silver in the sun.

With 20 feet to go, they stopped.

Looking at the old friend in front of him, the cold sweat of "Gada Yo-Ball" was like a long nose hair, straight out. On the other hand, "Bolingaier" is like a marble on a sauerkraut jar, immobile like a mountain.

Right! Strike first! A thought flashed, and I saw "Gada Yo-Ball" rushing forward with an arrow step. The two knives stabbed at the face door of "Bolingaer" like loaches out of the pot.

But who knew that "Polingaer" did not dodge or dodge, in a quarter of the time to cut a toenail, the knife of "Gada Yogale" arrived, only to hear "knock, knock" twice, "Polingaer" was unharmed!

Oh, my God! When did "Pollingaire" develop such skills? Just when the "Gada Yo-Ball" was suspicious, the generous head of "Bolingaier" was like the front teeth of swallowing melon seeds, and it had arrived in front of it.

With a crisp "pop", the "Gada Yo-Ball" rolled out on the ground as if possessed by the Asian Soul Dance King.

"Gada Yo-Ball" will not be discouraged, it regains its fighting spirit, like an old lady's dentures flying out, and goes out again, only in exchange for two sounds: "Knock, knock".

"Bolingaer" picked up his generous head again, and the hungry dog flew the "Gada Yo-Ball" like, and made a "pop" sound again.

"Gada Yoball" attacked again, making a "knock, knock" sound.

"Pollingaer" fought back, making a "pop" sound.

So, there was a ...... in the arena

Knock knock! Syllable! ~~~ Knock knock! Syllable! ~~~

Knock knock! Syllable! ~~~ Knock knock! Syllable! ~~~

We are ~ friends! ~~Can you ~~ (not) start! ~~~ Look at my ~ head! ~~ has become a ~~ balloon! ~~

We ~ have no grievances and no hatred! ~~We (are)~ common comrades-in-arms! ~~~Can you ~~ put! I! Walk! ~~~

Woo~~~Woo~~~~ Help! Help me!! ~~~

Woo~~~Woo~~~~ Help! Help me!! ~~~

Knock knock! Syllable! ~~~ Knock knock! Syllable! ~~~

Knock knock! Syllable! ~~~ Knock knock! Syllable! ~~~

We are ~ friends (though)! ~~Can't~~ Don't fight back! ~~ You except that ~ ass! ~~ The front is ~ the big head! ~~ (if) your ass ~ touch my head! ~~Definitely~~ It stinks! ~~~ If you fart~~ (then) it's over! Egg! Phew! ~~~

Woo~~~Woo~~~~ Help! Help me!! ~~~

Woo~~~Woo~~~~ Help! Help me!! ~~~

Knock knock! Syllable! ~~~ Knock knock! Syllable! ~~~

Knock knock! Syllable! ~~~ Knock knock! Syllable! ~~~

Let's hold hands ~ hand in hand! ~~Common One~~ Let's go! ~~In the future, we ~~ will also! ~~ Tide over the difficulties and dangers together! ~~~ (if) you ~~ hit me on the head! ~~ Let me ~~ fart pee! ~~My wisdom~~~ (I'm going to) pay for it! East! Flow! ~~~

Woo~~~Woo~~~~ Help! Help me!! ~~~

Woo~~~Woo~~~~ Help! Help me!! ~~~

Knock knock! Syllable! ~~~ Knock knock! Syllable! ~~~

Knock knock! Syllable! ~~~ Knock knock! Syllable! ~~~

You ~~ fool! ~~Where am I~~ There are hands! ~~Today I'm going to ~~ put you! ~~ Made~ braised chicken head! ~~Cumin with ~Cooking wine! ~~Chili dip~~ Soy sauce! ~~ I also want to take aged vinegar ~~ pickle you! One! Lodge! ~~~

Woo~~~Woo~~~~ Help! Help me!! Help me!!! Help me!!!! Help me!!!!! Help me!!!!! Help me!!!!! Help me!!!!!! Help me!!!!!!! Help me!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ！ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Yes~!