Chapter Eighty-Eight: The Bell Must Be Tied to the Bell (5)

Eight o'clock in the evening.

Brother Erman was aggrieved and gnawed on a big stewed pork bone stick, the meat came down with a light bite, and there was no condiment, pure meat fragrance, stained with garlic, good mouthful, after gnawing the bone stick, and then sucking two mouthfuls of bone marrow, it was really delicious.

If you see the big bone stick in the previous Erman, you will definitely be the first to come forward and eat the hungry tiger, and no one will want to rob him, probably because Brother Xu did not train him less, and he is eating quite absent-mindedly today, and the big fox's eyes glance at Brother Xu from time to time, like a child who has made a mistake.

I silently ate the rice in the bowl, staring at the stewed beef brisket with potatoes on the plate, I really didn't dare to put down the chopsticks, so I could only eat a few pieces of spinach with the rice.

"Come on, eat them all." Brother Xu knocked on the table with chopsticks, he himself does not eat garlic, so he did not move the bone stick.

When I heard that Brother Xu let us eat, I dared to pick up the brisket, give up the spinach, and eat the meat vigorously without saying a word.

"Ahem, cough, cough......" Brother Xu saw that I was reincarnated like a starving ghost, and deliberately coughed twice.

"Bang dang."

I was so frightened by his cough that the bowl fell to the table, and the beef in my mouth suddenly became unfragrant, and I didn't dare to chew it, so I looked at Brother Xu blankly.

"Eat slowly, how many times have you said it, no one will rob you." Brother Xu put a piece of beef brisket in my bowl and glared at me and said.

"Oooh." I picked up the rice bowl again, didn't chew the brisket in my mouth, swallowed it decisively, didn't continue to pull the rice, and asked Brother Xu, "What are we going to do next?" Why don't you play with people at night? ”

Brother Xu still didn't care at all: "What should we talk about, I won't participate tonight, your sister-in-law is in charge, you two can discuss something."

"Sister-in-law." I gave up asking Brother Xu, and asked my sister-in-law who was sitting next to me: "Whether I watch TV series or novels, the Huang Xian in it doesn't feel like a good person, it feels like it's all bad, what if he makes a bad move?"

The sister-in-law put down the dishes and chopsticks, took out a piece of paper from the paper drawer to wipe her mouth, and said after wiping her mouth: "In the novel, the one didn't take the initiative to provoke Huang Xian, and Huang Xian was anxious, and Huang Xian retaliated, in fact, the immortals of the five major families have very different personalities, except for some special ones, in fact, the essence is not bad, otherwise they can't cultivate immortals and become immortals."

"And what are their personalities?" I asked questions, listened with my ears pricked up, and waited patiently for my sister-in-law to reply.

The sister-in-law spoke slowly: "In the world now, the two most famous types of immortal families are Hu Xian and Huang Xian, this Hu Xian's character is the most compassionate, his heart is as wide as the sea, his love is deep and righteous, he is more happy and quiet, and he is generally the highest in the five major families, and most of the masters of the sect are Hu family immortals."

"And Huang Xian is different, Huang Xian is an errand teacher, and he also likes to provoke trouble, and he is purely extroverted. They are never afraid of big things, the more lively the better, and under normal circumstances, it is Huang Xian who fights. Huang Xian also loves to brag, always picking up big ones, and dares to say that he is the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. There are also a very small number of cultivators who are high, and when they are cultivated, they will naturally be much quieter. Generally speaking, Huang Xian is like an old naughty boy, although there are many shortcomings, but he does his best to investigate and save people, and his essence is still good. ”

"The Liu family, divided into snakes, Chang, pythons, three surnames, the Liu family is the best at herbal medicine, especially bruises, introverts, can not see joy, anger and sorrow. But they are also the most loyal protectors, and they are often the ones who guard the side of the first horse day and night, and they are also very aggressive, second only to the Yellow Immortals. ”

"The Bai family, the Bai family's combat effectiveness is not high, but their main skill is to see a doctor, most pilgrims, if they have a virtual illness or a real disease, they help to see or treat, they have a gentle personality, easy to talk, very kind, and look as beautiful as the Hu family."

It dawned on me that the more I learned about this thing, the more I said, and before my sister-in-law could say anything, I took the lead in asking, "What is the gray family for?" Didn't the Gray family say that it was a mouse? What can a rat do? Punching holes? Stealing cheese? ”

"Are you a cat and a mouse?" Brother Xu was very helpless about my ignorance, chewing his mouth and saying meat for his sister-in-law: "The most awesome thing about this gray family is to steal the day."

"What's stealing the day?" I can't figure it out, I can't understand the concept of this four-character idiom, after all, no matter how I think about it, it doesn't match well with animals like mice.

Brother Xu knew that I subconsciously looked down on the Gray Family: "To put it simply, the Gray Family can change their lives against the sky, and they can win the number of qi and luck, which is not what several other immortal families will not." Haven't you watched that kind of showbiz news? Most of them seek immortals, and their star journey is getting smoother and smoother, earning more and more money, and their luck is getting better and better. All they ask for is the Gray Family, and this is where the Gray Family is awesome. ”

"Is it so? Sister-in-law, do you have a gray family in the hall, I am too unlucky in my life, I am ready to recognize a godfather, a godfather or something, bless me. I understood the meaning of Brother Xu's words, and immediately knelt on the ground spinelessly, and began to recognize relatives in front of the immortal family.

My sister-in-law was amused by my success: "Hehehe...... My family's Gray Immortal Dao is not high to that level, don't be like this, hurry up. ”

"Sister-in-law, you have to think about me in the future! In the future, it will all depend on you to be rich and rich, no, I will take advantage of the lack of immortal Taoism, recognize my godfather first, deal with the relationship, and maybe help me in the future. "I refuse to give up, I want to find a godfather for myself, and my godfather is better than my godbrother!

Brother Xu looked at my cheap bones, and he was even more angry: "Where is your backbone? The rich and noble cannot be lewd, the poor and the lowly cannot be moved, and the mighty cannot be bent! Brother, like you, no one may be able to take a fancy to you, and you still recognize your relatives. ”

"Okay, okay, what do you say?" I don't want to talk to Brother Xu, sit down again, recognize the affairs of relatives, wait for Brother Xu to be at home when I am not at home, I and my sister-in-law are alone, I must recognize a few relatives, go out and touch these things again, and nominate with others, Mrs. Hu San, I will be my grandfather, whether it is true or not, it sounds awesome!

Brother Xu recognized my thoughts at a glance: "Don't think about it, people can't recognize you, wake up."

"Sister-in-law has finished talking about this, let's do it next, it's not too late." My brother Bai Xu glanced at him, ignored him, and talked to my sister-in-law.

The sister-in-law knocked on the table with her fingers: "Because you lost face once, so we can't lose the lining this time, so we can't give him a good face, and the pomp and circumstance will not be placed, you will go downstairs in a while, buy three boxes of cigarettes, you don't need to buy good cigarettes, what cigarettes to buy with a spicy throat, buy three bottles of liquor, you can just look at the liquor and buy it, it doesn't have to be too expensive, we have the rest of the things."

After listening to my sister-in-law's words, I ran back to my bedroom in a hurry, put on my coat, and was about to go downstairs: "Then I'll go out and buy it now, and the supermarket will close later."

"Go ahead, stay safe and be careful with oncoming and outgoing vehicles." My sister-in-law told me to stay safe.

I happily walked downstairs: "Okay!"

Go out and cross five streets, I found a small shop, the problem of buying cigarettes is definitely not difficult for me, I have been smoking cigarettes for many years, before coming to H City, I smoke particularly cheap cigarettes, so I know what kind of smoke and spicy throat, I know everything about it.

What is a box of scattered flowers for three yuan, what is a box of four yuan and a box of Linhai Ganoderma lucidum, what is a box of Hongqi Canal for five yuan, and what is a box of cigarettes in the shape of seven yuan,

In my heart, these cigarettes can't be compared, H City's specialty cigarettes, Harbin for three yuan a box, after smoking this cigarette, you will know what is called choking, what is called spicy eyes, what is called smoking and wanting to vomit.

I never expected that there was really a three-yuan Harbin store that was about to be out of print, so I decisively bought four boxes, three boxes for my sister-in-law, and left one box to keep for myself to reminisce about the past poor years, so that the smoke blurred my tear ducts and shed sad tears.

Wine: casually buy three bottles of Niulanshan Erguotou and three small flat-sized Jiang Xiaobai. You can't drink without snacks! You can't mix cephalosporin with liquor, and the more you drink, the more lonely you are.

I simply bought three bags of drunkard peanuts, six chicken feet, four hillbilly eggs, and six bags of Weilong spicy strips.

After buying and checking out, I paid the money, I left my things and went home, chatting and chatting outside, everyone drank a drink together, turned the war into jade silk, not much better than fighting life and death.

With this brain-dead thought, I walked faster and faster.