Chapter 342: It's a headache
"Damn, I've finally found it!" Here, Qin Jian dug out the second-level crystallization from the blood-blurred giant face, sighed and cursed, took out a bottle of water to clean the crystallization and hands, and threw the crystallization into the bag first.
"What about this! Come on, come on! (shēn) After that, a cheerful voice suddenly came, and Qin Jian turned around curiously, and saw Gu Xue and Xu Xin running over in a hurry.
"Qin Jian!" Gu Xue came to Qin Jian and quickly looked him up and down: "Are you okay?" I heard you killed that monster. ”
"It's okay, it's not ......"
"Holy! Rely on! As soon as Qin Jian said a few words, Xu Xin on the side immediately made a fuss, and looked carefully around the corpse with a huge face.
"It's really that boiler than the monster! Hahaha, 艹他 (nǎi)(nǎi)'s! Tell you to scare me! It's baked this time! Hahaha! ”
From Xu Xin's scolding words, it could be heard that her resentment against this huge face was extremely deep, Qin Jian couldn't help but laugh dumbly, and Gu Xue on the side also seemed to feel helpless about Xu Xin, who had a dirty mouth, and shook her head and sighed.
"Anyway, how did this thing get burned?" Xu Xin kicked the giant face and suddenly asked with some puzzlement.
Qin Jian put down the flamethrower behind his back and showed her: "This ...... I use"
"Oh?" As if she had seen something new, Xu Xin immediately snatched the flamethrower in Qin Jian's hand, although Qin Jian did not stop it, he immediately stretched out his hand and instructed: "Don't move that red trigger!" ”
"I know, I'm not stupid, there's nothing but the fire-breathing button." Xu Xin said with a big grin, and then put on the flamethrower on his back, aiming at the sky and the ground.
"Poof!" The next moment, she pulled the trigger, and a flame instantly soared into the sky, Xu Xin suddenly shook her body, and with a sigh, she turned around and smiled at Qin Jian, who was full of contempt, and said, "This thing is really powerful, I just pressed it lightly......"
"Okay, stop playing, give it back to Qin Jian." Gu Xue hurriedly persuaded her, but Qin Jian was generous, waved her hand and said, "It's okay, let her Huo Huo go, just don't set the forest on fire, just help me keep it." ”
In fact, Qin Jian didn't think so in his heart, because he felt that if he wanted Xu Xin to return the flamethrower at this moment, the other party specified that he would not bring it back to him, so it was better to take a step back and let her play casually.
Then, Qin Jian and Gu Xue returned to the farm, preparing to go to the open space to throw potions and seeds.
Xu Xin played with the flamethrower for a long time, whipped the originally blackened corpse repeatedly, and set it on fire again.
"The old lady is a person who holds grudges, because of your appearance, the old lady almost had a heart attack, do you know?" Xu Xin muttered to herself at a corpse, and wanted to step forward and kick it, but because the corpse was ignited, she hurriedly retracted her legs......
"Xu Xin, what are you doing standing there? Come and help move the corpses! (shēn) and then suddenly Ma Baojin's joking voice was heard. To be honest, this sentence is a "stalk" for them, because they have seen Xu Xin directly carry a corpse on his back, seemingly effortless, as if he has more strength than a man......
But Xu Xin didn't know this stalk, and didn't think much about it, and replied with a serious smile: "You guys move, I'm responsible for looking at the wind." ”
"What kind of wind are you looking for, the zombies are all cleaned up."
"What if! What if something comes out of the woods again! Xu Xin replied confidently.
"Okay, okay, I don't need your help." Ma Baojin looked at Xu
The flamethrower on Xin's back: "I hope you can protect us, don't hurt us by mistake, our handsome skin is very precious." ”
Hearing Ma Baojin's words, Xu Xin suddenly turned his head and looked at them with a black question mark on his face, and then made a long sound of "vomit".
Ma Baojin and his entourage couldn't stop laughing, and flirting with beauties was their consistent style of being unserious.
On the other side, after Qin Jian and the two arrived at the vacant land, they found a piece of soft land and prepared to reclaim the land.
When Qin Jian was sprinkling the potion directly on the ground, he was stopped by Gu Xue.
"Are you sure you don't turn over the dirt first?" Gu Xue asked.
"Is this necessary?" After all, Qin Jian is not a professional, not as much as Gu Xue thought, squinting and smiling and asking.
Gu Xue didn't answer, gave him a blank look, and said, "Follow me to fetch water." ”
"Okay." Qin Jian immediately agreed and followed Gu Xue to a well.
Qin Jian only knew that there was a well on the farm for watering plants, and he had never seen it, and it could even be said that he had never seen what a well looked like since he was a child, so when he came to this well at this moment, he couldn't help but sigh: "So this is a well?" What about the water inside? ”
"Down there." Gu Xue replied.
"Why isn't it full?" Qin Jian asked curiously.
Gu Xue was stunned for a moment, frowned and looked at him as if he was looking at a neuropathy, Qin Jian gritted his teeth, and said in his heart, Did I say something wrong again?
Next, Qin Jian was quite smart, and saw the special sailor's crank lifting device and the bucket hanging on it, and said, "Just use this to draw water?" ”
"Yes, you have great strength, come on." Gu Xue patted him on the shoulder and said.
"Wrap it up on me (shēn)." Qin Jian immediately rubbed his hands, (cāo) longitudinal rocker, and quickly hit two buckets of fresh water.
"It's so cold! It should be good as a cold drink (tǐng). "Hands in and out. Entering the bucket, Qin Jian suddenly shuddered and made a suggestion that he thought was good.
"This water can't be drunk...... but Gu Xue immediately hugged it with both hands (xiōng) and glanced at him with disdain: "This is groundwater, if you don't boil it, you will be poisoned after drinking it." ”
"Poisoned ......" Qin Jian thought wildly, and fussed: "Will it turn into a zombie?" ”
Gu Xue was speechless at him, holding his forehead with one hand and not knowing whether to laugh or not: "Will diarrhea and vomit......
"Oh, that should be fine with me." Qin Jian smiled, picked up a scoop of water in both hands and drank it slippery.
"Hey!" Gu Xue didn't have time to stop Qin Jian......
"Click......" Qin Jian first made a refreshing sound, then frowned, gasped and covered his cheeks: "Ah! My teeth ......"
"Look at your ......" Gu Xue laughed angrily at the stupid Qin Jian.
But because of this little episode, the distractions and uneasiness in Gu Xue's heart seemed to disappear in an instant, originally even if the monster died, she always remembered its smiling appearance just now, but now, after staying with this big fool for a while, her nerves were abnormally relaxed, as if she had been injected with a tranquilizer.
"Huh? Brother Qin, Sister Xue, why are you here? At this time, there was a voice of doubt on the side, Qin Jian had not recovered from the toothache, and turned his head with difficulty.
"Shuya, and Shanshan, have you just gotten up (chuáng)?" Seeing the two women coming one after the other, Gu Xue asked with a smile.
"yes, I heard everyone now
We're all busy cleaning up the bodies, so we're going to come over and wash our faces, and then we're going to help. ”
"Don't you dislike those corpses?" Gu Xue asked with some curiosity. Although she knew that Xu Xin definitely did not dislike corpses and had carried them with the men, she had long been accustomed to Xu Xin's female man's (xìng) style, and she definitely couldn't compare with these two, after all, even if they were bounty hunters with knife mouth (tiǎn) blood, they had never seen them fight zombies desperately, on the contrary, the two had been acting very ladylike since they arrived here......
"Sister Xue, didn't I say it before, you can treat the two of us as women in normal times, but when it comes to fighting, you must not treat us as women." Jiang Shuya grinned and squatted beside Qin Jian (shēn), who was about to ask her what she wanted to do, but the latter put her hand into the bucket and washed her face with a bang.
"But don't treat us as men...... Shanshan said jokingly, amusing Jiang Shuya and Gu Xue.
"Brother Qin, didn't you sleep all night last night?" Jiang Shuya looked at Qin Jian at this time, raised her eyebrows at him and asked.
Qin Jian immediately stood up (shēn) and distanced himself from her, and replied, "Sort of." ”
"I guess you wanted to take a nap, but you didn't take a nap because of the constant gunshots coming from the watchtower, right?" Jiang Shuya's next sentence made Qin Jian a little shocked.
"How do you know?" Qin Jian immediately asked puzzled. In fact, Gu Xue on the side of this sentence also wanted to ask.
Could it be that this girl eavesdropped on them outside the tent in the middle of the night? This...... It's kind of scary, isn't it?
"Because it's the ...... of the two of us to shoot at the watchtower" Jiang Shuya said this, and smiled evilly at them, as if telling them: I didn't expect it! It was the old lady who did it!
Qin Jian and the two were stunned for a moment and glanced at each other.
"I'm sorry, Brother Qin, Sister Xue, I was too nervous, I saw the zombies outside the wall waving at me, I couldn't help but shoot at it, but as soon as I fired a shot, the gunfire attracted more zombies......" Shanshan quickly bowed and apologized.
Gu Xue immediately waved her hand and smiled: "It's okay, anyway, this matter is over, besides, even if you don't shoot, I won't be able to sleep last night......"
The corners of Qin Jian's mouth twitched slightly, and he couldn't help but ask, "Why did you two run up to the guard tower?" It stands to reason that it shouldn't be Ma Baojin, his subordinates standing guard on the tower? ”
"At that time, the two brothers on the south and north guard towers ran to the toilet together, complaining that the wind was hard above, blowing straight urine, and there was no place to sit, and they were too tired, so they were heard by the two of us passing by, and we thought about taking their place to help them stand guard, anyway, the two of us were ready for a vigil last night, so I thought it would be better to spend a night of excitement (qíng) and fight zombies or something." Jiang Shuya explained unhurriedly, with a smile on her face, and after speaking, her expression tightened, and she asked, "Are you very angry with those two people?" I still remember their faces, do you want me to call them over and let you scold them? Deduct their wages or something? ”
Qin Jian hesitated for a while, shook his head and said, "No need, but it's you, why did you change your position without permission?" ”
"Critical ...... I haven't learned how to cook when you asked me to cook, and besides, you promised to teach me how to cook before, but it's been a few days now, and I haven't seen you come to teach me. Jiang Shuya immediately pouted and said with a look of grievance.
Seeing her sa (jiāo) appearance, Qin Jian had a headache, and hurriedly slapped her hand and said, "Let's talk about it then, get up!" Don't bother me farming! ”