Chapter 10 Eating the Overlord's Meal is Punishable
The two goats slowly approached, and "Gada Yo-Yo" and "Polingaier" kept retreating, but they really didn't expect that the restaurant that looked so normal turned out to be a black restaurant.
Finally, "Gada Yo-Yo" and "Polingaire" were leaning against the wall, and there was no way back.
I saw a goat stretch out its hooves, firmly press the "Gada Yo-Ball", and then grab the insect salad on the plate and rub it back and forth on the "Gada Yo-Yo".
What's going on? "Gada Yo-Yo" was really confused and asked, "What are you doing?"
I saw the goat smile and replied: "Guest officer, this is the signature dish of our small shop, you see this worm rolling around on your body, is it the sound of salad and salad?" That's why it's called bug salad! ”
"Gada Yo-Ball" seemed to understand what was going on, and suddenly it was horrified to find that "Polingaire" was pressed on the kang by another goat, although "Polingaire" was a huge earthworm, but it was really pitifully small in front of the goat, no matter how much it struggled, it would be useless.
I saw the goat take a chicken wing from the plate and scrape it back and forth on Pollingaer, shaving its reddish-brown skin white. In the restaurant, I only heard the screams endlessly, "Cool~Cool~"
The goat saw the confusion of "Gada Yo-Ball", and said with a smile, "This is a famous dish in our village, braised chicken wings, which requires the selection of good chicken wings, scraping seven seven or forty-nine times on the guest's body, removing damp poison and strengthening the body!" ”
After nearly half an hour of miserable "rubbing" and "scraping", the goat's movements finally stopped.
"Gada Yo-Yo" and "Pollingail" sat there with dull eyes, and their mouths kept emitting painful **. "Ah~~~~ It's so comfortable~~~~"
In any case, the meal of "Gada Yo-Yo" and "Polingaire" was finally "eaten", but then they found a serious problem, they had no money!
"What? You don't have any money!? Hearing that "Gada Yo-Yo" and "Polingaer" wanted to "eat" the white food, the two goats immediately put away their smiles, and replaced them with fierce faces.
"The hostess! Someone wants to eat a bully meal! As the goat shouted, the curtain behind the counter was lifted, and a goat dressed up slowly walked out, holding a large cigarette pouch in his hand, and then a strange sound of yin and yang sounded. Who is so bold as to come to me to eat the overlord's meal? Well~!? ”
"Back to the proprietress lady, it's a chicken and an earthworm." The goat hurried up to the proprietress and bowed.
The proprietress moved her huge ass, walked slowly to "Gada Yo-Yo" and "Polingaer", looked them up and down, and then raised her eyes and said, "No money, do you have anything?" ”
The other goat hurriedly said: "Back to the proprietress lady, I have searched everything, and there is only a pile of rags." ”
The proprietress took a puff of her cigarette, spit out a smoke ring in the direction of "Gada Yo-Ball", and said, "There is no money, no things, so why are you still staying?" Well~~~!? Hurry up and get them to the back kitchen to make earthworm salad and braised chicken wings, which are also dishes! ”
"Yes!" As soon as the two goats answered, they tried to come and grab "Gada Yo-Yo" and "Polingaer".
"What!?" "Gada Yo-Ball" never expected that he would come here to eat, and it would not be counted if he was rubbed, but now he is about to become a meal, and his butt hair is so frightened that it flies.
To say that the adaptability of "Gada Yo-Ball" is really not just talking, it is the author's admiration. At this moment, "Gada Yo-Yo" shouted out its classic words: "Wait a minute, you can't eat us!" ”
"Why?" The proprietress glanced at "Gada Yo-Yo" and asked.
The little head of the "Gada Yo-Ball" spun and turned quickly, thinking and thinking, and suddenly it pointed to "Bolingaer" and said, "It is not a real earthworm, but a shovel that looks like an earthworm." ”
The two goats blinked, and looked at "Polingaire", which was indeed quite like a shovel.
"Gada Yo-Ball" continues: "This is actually a poignant love story, its father is an earthworm who fell in love with a shovel when he was young, but his father's family did everything possible to stop it, and broke up the marriage alive, and his father was depressed all day long, and finally committed suicide by poisoning. At this time, the shovel was pregnant, and she gave birth to the child alone and raised it. In order to raise this child, the shovel mother dug all day long, and finally broke the shovel handle tiredly, and the child became an orphan from then on. And this poor orphan is it! ”
After listening to the words of "Gada Yo-Yo", not only the proprietress and the two goats were stupid, but even "Polingaier" was stupid.
The proprietress carefully looked at "Bolingaer", the head of the spade, the body of the spade, the color of the body was the same as that of an earthworm, not to mention that it could really be a shovel.
Thinking of this, the proprietress turned her head again, looked at "Gada Yo-Yo", and asked, "Even if what you say is true, what about you?" Isn't it a chicken? ”
"Yes! But! I'm an alien chicken from the X-78 nebula! "Gada Yo-Ball" replied.
The two goats blinked again, not seeming to get too much of it.
"If you don't believe me, bring me a kettle and pour it on me." As he spoke, the "Gada Yo-Ball" stretched out its wings.
The proprietress winked at the goat, and one of the goats brought a kettle and poured it over the "Gada Yo-Ball".
After a while, I saw the body of "Gada Yo-Ball" shake, and two more wings grew in the place where the original wings were, and after a while, two more wings grew, and soon eight wings grew.
The proprietress took a deep breath and said, "Sure enough, it's a perverted chicken, it must have been exposed to nuclear radiation, if such a chicken is given to guests, we will definitely be unlucky." ”
The two goats nodded in agreement.
The proprietress pondered for a moment, and then said, "But it's not okay not to give money, so let's do it, you can pay off your debts if you work with me for three months." If you don't agree...... Hey~~~"
As the saying goes, "How dare you not bow your head when you are under the eaves", "Gada Yo-Yo" and "Polingaier" looked at the vicious proprietress and dared to disagree, so they could only nod their heads one after another.
The proprietress said to the two goats, "Take them to the backyard, find two suitable clothes, and let our chickens, ducks, geese, dogs, and so on!" ”
In this way, the three months of agony of "Gada Yo-Yo" and "Polingaer" began like a prison sentence......