Chapter 52: A Dream of Spring (6)
"Okay, okay, I won't persuade you, when will you figure it out, and you will leave by yourself." I smiled helplessly, I was really powerless in the face of Brother Wang, I was an old stubborn donkey when I was alive, and I am also an old stubborn donkey after I died.
After smoking a cigarette, Brother Wang asked again: "At dawn, you give me another cigarette, one cigarette is not enough."
"Okay, I don't have anything, just enough pipes...... Alas? What about Lao Li!? He was still there yesterday! Didn't this old pervert say that he wanted to discuss Hatano Yoshii with me? Why didn't I come with you? ”
I held the cigarette for him, craned my neck and looked back, and found that another Lao Li, who liked to study documentaries on the structure of the human body with me, had not come.
"Old ...... Lao Li ...... Dawn, your family is not very peaceful now......" Brother Wang heard me mention Lao Li, and he didn't even bother to smoke the cigarette on the table, as if something happened that I didn't know.
I didn't notice the change in his mood, and still said happily: "What's so bad about my family!" The neighborhood is full of ghosts like your brothers, what can they do! And my 10 G seeds, he only knows a scratch of the surface, and when you come back tomorrow night, you'll have to call everything. ”
"Dawn! I'll tell you the truth, Lao Li...... Late last night...... The soul is scattered......"
Brother Wang hesitated and finally decided to tell me the truth of the matter, his expression was lonely, after all, Lao Li can be said to be a ghost friend who has been messing around with him for many years, and if he says no, he will be gone. I was a ghost these years, and life and death were not in my own hands.
"What...... What's the matter? Why are you still scattered? Aren't we the ones around my store? You can't beat it, so you're going to run to my store! Find me for help! ”
After I learned from Brother Wang's mouth that Lao Li's soul was scattered, my first reaction was shock, because it is true that one of our families in the vicinity will catch ghosts! Coupled with Brother Xu's fame, no one has come to provoke trouble until now, and Lao Li is not a scourge of evil ghosts, at most, he can't flow out when he wants to watch the movie, and he is a bit of a ghost to deal with things.
"When you don't hang a white lantern in the store and open the door, we can't enter, and the person who can catch ghosts last night should have stared at us for a long time, and be well prepared, if it weren't for Lao Li finally giving me a cover, maybe I would also end up in a disillusionment."
Brother Wang continued with palpitations, let the tobacco burn, and no longer smoke it, and even looked at the tobacco and bowed three times, as if comforting Lao Li to be righteous and brave.
"Do you still remember what the person who killed Lao Li looked like? Which is the law? ”
I urgently asked, catching ghosts is a good thing, but you can't catch ghosts indiscriminately between good and evil! Kill all my smokers, and then I'll be bored in the middle of the night to find Kan Dashan, who will send the underworld to reincarnate!
"The one who killed Lao Li was a man, he was one meter eight tall, he was quite strong, he had a bit of a beer belly, he was very young, about twenty years old, wearing bronze square-framed eyes, and wearing a hoodie to be masked. The method used when catching ghosts seems to be a shaman, because I feel that he is followed by a yellow fairy, and his Taoism should be similar to that of Erman Daxian, and this person's Taoism is much stronger than yours. ”
Brother Wang recounted for me the appearance of the mysterious man who suddenly appeared, and the trick he used when he killed Lao Li.
"Hey! Don't pretend to be dead, your family has killed innocents. ”
As soon as I heard about the shamans, I relaxed and poked Erman's buttocks, asking him to get up and explain what was going on.
Brother Erman said with an unhappy expression: "What's the matter, it's my family!" You can't talk nonsense, there are more wild immortals, you know what's going on? ”
I said ignorantly, "Aren't you all one family?"
"The five immortals belong to the family, and they belong to the family, but if you choose the first horse and fall into the camp, you have to return to the head of the sect. The biggest misunderstanding you have about the immortal family is that you think that the immortal family leads people to practice, but in fact, it is not the case that people lead the immortal family to practice. What kind of person is it, what is a fairy family like, if a person is not online in four or six, and the five horses and foreign guns know that they are doing bad things, his immortal family is like that. ”
"Besides, Comrade Xiao Wang only saw one Huang Xian'er, that is not necessarily a disciple, a hall will always have only one immortal family, and it must be all five, otherwise it can't be called a hall, let alone a hall."
"If you only have one door, it may be your family protector, it may be the newspaper of the present world, and the trouble caused by the previous life has come to you in this life. But this kind of can never be a church, and he can barely say to the outside world that he is a disciple. ”
"There is also a hated fairy in the immortal family, the fairy who is looking for you to take revenge."
"In these cases, you haven't seen what that person is like, do you dare to talk nonsense?"
Whenever Brother Erman talks about himself seriously, he will become a vicious look, at this time you will feel that this fat fox who usually sleeps or eats, and has nothing to do two games, is actually just a disguise, and when he takes off his mask, he is no longer afraid of God's curse, and he will give you a moment, and you will know how much it hurts.
"That's not right!"
I have the courage to challenge Brother Erman's limit: "What you said is not right! Absolutely not! Then my sister-in-law is not lazy! How can I bring out such a fox fairy as you? ”
Brother Erman stared at him with horizontal eyebrows, his nose was not his nose, his eyes were not his eyes, and he snorted directly: "WD."
MD! Are you going to provoke trouble with me again? ”
"I'm not a troublemaker! But, Erman Daxian, I can't bear this matter for me. Seeing Brother Erman's appearance like this, Brother Wang hurriedly took two steps back, and the words in his mouth were even more to sow discord between me and Brother Erman.
"!"
I didn't pay attention to Brother Erman first, and moved away from the angry scolding that I was quite dissatisfied with Brother Wang's operation.
"Uh......"
Before I could react, Brother Wang knelt directly on the floor with a grin, and kept kowtowing to me, and he kowtowed very sincerely, if he had a substance, the amplitude would be so big that he could definitely use his brain to smash the floor.
"!"
This was not intentional on my part, because I saw Lao Wang's scene at this time, obviously it was the role of the word roar that Brother Xu taught me in the morning, and I was surprised, and I wanted to try again how powerful my word roar could be.
Unexpectedly, the second roar directly caused Lao Wang to slap on the floor and tremble, and even his soul was three points lighter than before, if I continued to scold, it would make him lose his soul in my hands.
"......" I just wanted to scold again to express my bewilderment, I quickly covered my mouth, didn't let the voice come out, and hurriedly walked out of the front desk and said worriedly to Lao Wang: "Brother Wang! What's wrong with you? It's okay......"
"Heavenly ...... Dawn...... What trick did you just put up...... I seem to see the Ten Palaces of Yama in front of me, the major judges are judging my sins with the book of life and death, the ten yin handsome and ten ghost kings are sneering at me, and the yin officials at all levels are burning my body with a soldering iron, trying to make me unable to survive and die. ”
"What are you doing?!"
When he said this, I didn't have any ideas, how did I make these things?