Take out your mobile phone again and plan the route according to the Gaode map.

My mind is now full of the idea that Brother Xu is a bad guy and Brother Xu's big demon king, and there is even a little excess, and I began to make up the picture of Brother Xu killing people and eating people.

Casually press people to death like mosquitoes, disembowel and scrape their stomachs, and strangle themselves with their own large intestines. The newborn baby was clutched to death by him. Pulling the male on the left and grabbing the female on the right, the scourge of the girl does all kinds of evil.

I can't help Brother Xu appear in front of me now and chop him to death with a knife. I was so angry that I grinded my teeth and almost dropped my phone.

Walking like a fly, the map showed me a 30-minute walk, which took less than 20 minutes.

Standing in front of the bubble tea shop, the door of the bubble tea shop was open, and I saw that a white lantern had been hung in front of the store, only to suddenly realize that it was past 12 o'clock in the night.

How did time pass so quickly, so could the well-wishers on the side of the road just now take advantage of my unpreparedness and think...... It's scary to think about!

Brother Xu sat at the front desk, posing as a domineering president, and his temper was quite bad, pointing at the male ghost in front of him who had been chattering about how miserable his death was, and said: "Don't grind with me, you don't like to use this thing, just get out if you don't need it!"

"Where's that fat boy in your house? It's good that the two of us chatted before......" The male ghost said with little confidence in Brother Xu's roar.

I still know this male ghost, some time ago, I came to the store every night to smoke, and I couldn't stop smoking, and I chattered endlessly, and there was only one topic, saying how miserable I was in my life.

It's useless for me to persuade him, he doesn't want to be reincarnated in the next life, he doesn't want to be a human being, he wants to be a teddy, he is happy to raise his legs, and he is unhappy.

According to him, his obsession is to find a female ghost or something, because he was a virgin before his death, and he has an introverted personality, so he has never found a partner.

I heard Brother Xu shouting outside the door, and as soon as he was angry, he stepped into the house and scolded: "What can people do if they say a few words to you, can you lack a piece of meat?"

"You gaha? Are you talking to me? "Brother Xu was a little overwhelmed by me, and he squinted his eyes and said in a heroic tone.

I can't get used to him right now: "Just talk to you two!" How! It's not easy for this big brother Wang, what are you doing with people in a hurry? It's easy to be a ghost!? ”

"Whose mother are you with?"

When Brother Xu heard that I dared to scold his mother, he slapped the table with his hands and stood up and was about to hit me.

"What can you do? If you are bullish, you will beat me to death, and if you die, you will even scatter my soul. ”

This scene can definitely be said to be the pinnacle of my life, and it is the first time I have a hard time with Brother Xu.

Brother Wang saw the two of us sparks splashing and hurriedly opened his mouth to persuade him: "Don't quarrel, I can't go, let's stop arguing."

"It's none of your business!" Brother Xu and I shouted in unison.

"Uh......" Brother Wang saw that his words were useless, and quietly walked out of the store.

Brother Xu sensed that something was wrong with me: "What's wrong with you?" When you go out and catch a ghost, why do you catch it swelling? ”

"Don't force it's useless, how many people do you say you've killed!"

I questioned Brother Xu without any scruples, and it was not far from the next slapping plot.

"What are you playing? When did I kill someone? ”

"You big devil! You scum! Pretend to be with me no!"

"What am I pretending?"

"Today, Lao Tzu is going to kill you, a pretending criminal."

"What are you thinking? it! What are you going to do? ”

"You'll find out if you're a demon king! The empty is clear, and then the one is released, and it will be quickly revealed by my edict!"

I took out a Yang Qi Talisman and recited a spell towards Brother Xu's head.

The evil thing will show its original form under my spell, you thousand-year-old king 80,000-year-old turtle under the sea!

Brother Xu took a half step back with a helpless face, didn't let the charm stick to his head, and then walked out of the front desk quickly and pounced on me.

"If you don't need Fu today, I'll beat you to death."

I knew that the talisman would hardly hurt him, so I simply threw away the talisman paper, clenched the sandbag and threw a big fist at him in the chest.

"I'm done with you, I really don't know what my surname is when I cultivate the Dao for two days!"

Brother Xu easily dodged a punch sideways, and grabbed my wrist with his left hand when I was losing strength.

I can't compete with him in strength, and the wind like a little grass blows and I fall there, and he pulls me over easily.

Then Brother Xu hit me in the stomach with an uppercut, giving my body a cat's waist, and giving my prepared right foot a horizontal trip between my legs.

I lost my ability to resist in an instant, and then Brother Xu turned his back to me, his palm was like an iron tong, bent down and at the same time, dragged my wrist forward and threw it forward.

"Bang dang!"

In one go, I fell over the shoulder and fell to the ground.

Brother Xu didn't let go of my wrist, stepped on my chest, and put my arm on the inside of my thigh and clamped it at the knee position.

"Bang dang!"

He shoved my newly raised head, and the back of my head made intimate contact with the floor, causing me to almost faint.

After Brother Xu saw that I had no power to resist, his hand formed a three-clear seal and pressed my head: "Taishang Taixing, strain without stopping, drive away evil spirits and bound charms, protect life and body, wisdom and clarity, peace of mind, three souls are eternal, and there is no loss." Haste as a law!"

"Hiccup~"

In a state of confusion, I unconsciously burped, and a cloudy gas was excreted from my body.

I was dazed and turned to open my eyes and said, "What's wrong? Dude. ”

"What's the matter, you're going to kill me, what's the matter." Brother Xu got down from me, his tone full of helplessness and mockery.

I scratched my head and realized that the back of my head was in pain, so I had to ask, "What happened?" Why don't I know anything? ”

"Let you go out and catch a ghost, the ghost didn't catch it, and I fell inside, and came back and said that it was not good to make the hum want to kill me, fortunately I didn't sleep, otherwise you wouldn't have to steal and wipe my neck with a watermelon knife!" Brother Xu didn't hesitate to glance at me, walked back to the front desk, and sat on the chair with Erlang's legs crossed.

"Huh? There are no ghosts in the young lady's house...... It's just that the Feng Shui Bureau is not very good...... "I speak quieter and quieter, so that the words are almost equal to no sound."

Brother Xu looked at me with contempt in his eyes: "When will you look at Feng Shui?"

"I ...... I ......"

I don't know how to explain it, but judging by the current situation, I should have forced it to pretend.

Otherwise, Zhang Liang couldn't hack Brother Xu to death.

"I'm not afraid that you will suffer and suffer, but I'm afraid that your vanity will cause trouble, why don't I teach you something more profound, it's not that you are not talented enough, just practice perseveringly. It's that your heart quality is too poor, and you can't resist the temptation of any evil way at all, and when you fall into the evil way and do bad things, do you really want me to do the right thing for heaven? ”

Brother Xu was afraid that I wouldn't understand the clouds, so he taught me painstakingly in ordinary vernacular, and his brows furrowed and quickly twisted into a rope, which was quite like a six-point elder.

"So what exactly is positive? What is evil? ”

I was actually dissatisfied with Brother Xu's teachings, and opened my mouth to ask a question that has been bothering me for a long time, what principles are used to distinguish between good and evil, good and evil?

"If you are undecided, you can ask the spring breeze. The spring breeze is silent, follow the heart. Brother Xu's answer was not the same as the horse's mouth, and his eyes were looking out of the door and thinking about life.

I leaned against the wall and stood up: "Don't talk about this, what the hell is going on right now?"

"Two full! Hu Erman!"

Brother Xu raised his head and shouted at Brother Erman.

“wd

What's going on? ”

Brother Erman, who was nesting next to his sister-in-law on the second floor, heard Brother Xu calling him, and ran downstairs one by one.

Brother Xu saw Erman coming downstairs and was familiar and naturally wanted to ride my neck, and said with a slight smile: "You let your Erman brother go with you again, and you will know what's going on!"

"Really?" I picked up Brother Erman and put him on my neck.

"Really drip, go ahead!"

"Then I'm leaving, don't close the door, maybe I'll have to come back later."

"Okay." After Brother Xu promised me, he said in a voice that he could hear, "You will not be able to come back tonight."

When I stood in the doorway, wondering how to get back. Brother Xu raised his index finger at first parallel to my shoulder, then slowly slid it to the left.

The fingers seemed to have scraped something, and they actually rippled in the air.

Brother Xu noticed the sensation of touch, moved his index finger to the right by another centimeter, and then swiped sharply to the left.

A red rope appeared out of thin air to stop Brother Xu's index finger who wanted to "red apricot out of the wall", and Brother Xu hooked out the red rope unmoved, keeping the position of the index finger unchanged. Jiro lowered his legs from the table and sat upright.

Red Rope may have wanted to wrap Brother Xu's fingers around Brother Xu, but when the corners of his mouth curled up slightly and smiled disdainfully, Red Rope's bold and reckless thoughts disappeared in an instant.

"Let's play by ourselves!"

Brother Xu put down his hand and saw that Brother Erman and I had walked more than ten meters away, and he didn't catch up and reminded us that we should be careful, and happily began to pout the computer to find a novel to read.

The combination of one man and one fox hit the road again.