Chapter 40: I want to be serious nonsense
Victory is hard-won, but forgiveness is even more rare.
Although "Avyedevna" regained the position of sect leader, it did not punish the old dog, but let it regain its status as an elder.
In front of the elders and the congregation, "Avyedevna" admitted his mistakes, that tradition should not be completely abandoned, and that some good things still need to be preserved. But at the same time, it is also bitterly painful, using the theory of materialist development and the evolution of affairs to expound the truth that Fang Poison Sect must innovate.
All the congregants, including the "Gada Yo-Ball", "Bolingaer" and the re-glued Knock Bottle, were all moved by its righteousness, and also moved by its wholehearted consideration for the sect and the sect. Especially the old dog, who cried heartbreakingly in front of "Avyedevna", said that he would change his past mistakes and never do anything against the will of the sect leader again.
Since then, "Avyedevna" has led the congregation to engage in production and research and development, and while improving the original prescription, he has also continued to develop many new products, which are widely used in catering, beauty salons and other industries. He has founded many new companies around the world, and has received praise from all the animals of the "silly haw" planet.
Of course, "Avyedevna" was naturally grateful to the "Gada Yo-Ball" and "Polingaer" who helped him regain the position of sect leader, and not only expressed his willingness to fully support them in attacking the Mizutani faction, but also formed a righteous alliance with them, and the Fang Poison Sect and the Youji Sanlu faction even established friendly relations.
In this way, the matter of Fang Poison Sect came to an end. Gada-yo and Polingaer are now on their way to their next target, the lead-free door.
The lead-free door is in the area of Yiyang, Hunan, far away from the Fang Poison Sect, and the reason why I went there first is because the owner of the lead-free door, "Inorganic Six Thin", has a lot of roots with the Fang Poison Sect. "Avyedevna" wrote a letter of introduction for "Gada Yo-Yo" and "Polinger", and "Inorganic Six Thin" will definitely do their best to help when they see this letter.
Along the way, "Gada Yo-Ball" and "Pollingaer" made full disguises for fear of assassination by the Mizutani faction. "Gada-Yo-Ball" is made up as "Bowlingaer", and "Bowlingaer" is made up as "Gada-Yo-Ball". With the help of such a perfect camouflage, they came to the location of the lead-free door - Yiyang, Hunan Province very smoothly.
Here, they finally saw the duck they wanted to see - the lead-free door owner "Inorganic Six Thin".
"Inorganic Six Thin" read the letter and was a little embarrassed, saying that although it was willing to help "Gada Yo-Ball" and "Polingaer", it was afraid that it was powerless.
It turns out that lead-free doors are known for their secret weapons, and they can be said to hit the enemy's mouth with preserved eggs. But for some reason, the animals on the planet "Silly Haw" have become popular to wear masks recently, and preserved eggs have lost their original power. Now the lead-free door can be said to be in dire straits, preserved eggs are piled up, disciples have left, and it is almost unsustainable, how can there be spare energy to help others?
"Gada Yo-Yo" and "Polingaer" looked behind the "Inorganic Six", and there was indeed a hill made of preserved eggs, which was crystal clear in the sunlight, like a black jewel.
As a chicken who understands righteousness, "Gada Yo-Ball" knows that it is necessary to fight for all the power that can be fought for.
After the baptism of the Fang Poison Sect incident, it has become a chicken that arms its mind with innovative thinking, a chicken that can learn from past experience to break through the shackles, since it can't let the enemy be beaten passively, it can let the enemy take the initiative to accept it!
Unsolicited acceptance? That sounds like a good idea.
Gada Yo-Ball knows that there is no one thing that can be accepted by all animals, and that the target group for the leash must be identified first, and then promoted to achieve twice the result with half the effort.
"Boringaer" proposed that the body of elderly animals is weak, and the belt is rich in dozens of amino acids, which can strengthen the body and prolong life, which is exactly what elderly animals need.
But the name of the preserved egg is really not lofty enough, so "Gada Yo-Ball" combined the name of its own sect and the nutritional characteristics of the preserved egg to give the preserved egg a new name - Sanlu nucleic acid.
"Inorganic Six Thin" mobilized the remaining disciples and made many banners, on which were written "Sanlu nucleic acid, protect the heart and liver", and hung them in various conspicuous positions.
But half a month later, the elderly animals complained to the "Silly Haw" Consumer Association, saying that Sanlu's nucleic acid cholesterol was too high, and their blood pressure and blood lipids rose after eating, increasing the burden on the heart. As a result, the idea of "Gada Yo-Ball" failed.
As the saying goes, "failure is the great aunt of success", and "Gada Yo-Ball" will never be discouraged. It thought that the nutritional value of preserved eggs is too high, and the metabolic ability of elderly animals is poor, which will indeed cause a certain burden on the body. But if it is an infant animal that grows and develops, then these nutrients are not used?
That's right, let's target the customer base for infants and toddlers!
Not only that, but the "Gada Yo-Yo" was well prepared, and it proposed to dry the preserved eggs and grind them into powder and put them in cans, considering that babies and young children could not swallow them. He also gave a new name to the preserved eggs, called Youji Sanlu Nutrition Powder. He personally went into battle to make an endorsement, and made a huge poster, "Gada Yo-Ball" stretched out eight wings to hold eight preserved eggs, and said the slogan "There are chickens and three deer, grow and guard", which was hung in the most conspicuous place in Yiyang.
In this way, another half a month passed, and the "Silly Haw" Consumer Association received countless complaints, saying that there are chicken Sanlu nutritional powder containing hormones, and their children are precocious after eating, and they are easy to mutate like "Gada Yo-Yo" and grow eight wings.
In this way, the second innovation of "Gada Yo-Ball" still failed.