Chapter Twenty-Three: Wise Sayings Can Always Solve Many Problems

The famous great thinker Yali once said: "Hooligans know martial arts, and no one can stop them."

But don't forget, Billy Wang, the most famous martial arts genius on the planet, once said, "Only a life full of chicken love is meaningful!" ”

(Author's code: Look how knowledgeable I am!) Hahaha~~~~)

Now the two hooligans of the crane and the badger have met the "Gada yo-ball", which is really a chess opponent, will meet a good talent, and the tip of the needle will be against Maimang!

Seeing the crane and the badger approaching him again, "Gada Yoball" suddenly shouted, "Don't you know that the head of the Mizutani faction is the cat who defeated you?" ”

This sentence really stopped the crane and the badger, and it seems that they really didn't know that the head of the Mizutani faction was the old cat.

Seeing that the crane and the badger seemed to flinch a little, "Gada Yo-Ball" said, "You don't even know that I am now the apprentice of that cat!" ”

At the beginning, Li Yuncong, a famous general who led the turning point of the Second Star War, once said: "Hitting people does not slap their faces, and scolding people does not expose their shortcomings." "Isn't it self-defeating to make trouble on other people's acres and thirds of land, and to beat other people's apprentices?

So the crane and the badger tried to leave, but they found that the door was locked.

Only one voice sounded: "Service, oh no, the challenge is not over, no refund, oh no, release." ”

What can I do? It seems that I can only go back and obediently accept the challenge of the chicken. Thinking of this, the crane and the badger lay back on the bed helplessly.

"Gada Yo-Ball" saw that he had changed from passive to active, and the stone in his heart finally fell to the ground. Now it was holding the knife and slowly approaching the crane and the badger.

When the enemy meets, he is very red-eyed. "Gada Yo-Ball" faced two hooligans, only to see it use all its strength, eight knives flying up and down, dancing impermeable, just like the name of "100 chickens".

In an instant, the claws in front of them turned into pagodas, earthworms, and Eskimos, and the two hooligans did not even let out a scream.

After about five minutes, "Gada Yoball" wiped his sweat and said, "You're defeated!" The tone is calm and calm, quite a heroic style.

The crane and the badger sat up and looked at their paws, and exclaimed, what beautiful claws they were! The skin is like clotted fat, the rain is dripping, and the ribbon can be given as a gift.

Now you're sure to find a girlfriend!

Seeing that "Gada Yo-Ball" repaid their grievances with virtue and showed mercy to their subordinates, the two hooligans suddenly felt a little embarrassed. Seeing the beads of sweat on the head of the "Gada Yo-Ball", they finally revealed their hearts.

It turned out that the crane and the badger were ordinary farmers, because their hometown had been hit by disasters year after year, so they fled abroad, and they had no choice but to do dirty things.

Seeing that they were a little pitiful, "Gada Yo-Yo" couldn't help but feel pity, so he forgave them for their past evil deeds.

At this time, "Gada Yo-Ball" slapped his head and said, "By the way, if you have a place to live, don't you have to be a hooligan?" ”

The crane and the badger looked at each other and asked, "Where can you accept people like us and let us eat and live for nothing?" ”

The cleverness of "Gada Yo-Ball" is not ordinary cleverness, that is what the author has decreed, how can such a question stump it?

"Haven't you heard of 'standing out from the crowd' and 'making noise'? I'll write you a letter, and you'll go to my hometown to eat chickens, and stand in the flock of chickens every day. "Gada Yo-Ball" said to the crane.

Tsuru asked, "Then I'm just standing like that, and I don't have to work?" ”

"Gada Yo-Ball" replied: "Of course you have to work, 'the wind is singing', then of course it is roaring in the wind!" From now on, you can be responsible for honking every day! ”

Seeing that the crane had a place to return, the badger asked with a sad face, "What about me?" ”

"Gada Yo-Ball" turned his head and said, "As the saying goes, 'badgers give birth to small fish', of course you went to the river to give birth to small fish!" ”

The badger couldn't help but be shocked and asked, "But I'm a badger, how can I give birth to fish?" ”

"It's okay, I know the river god, you can go to her, let her change your tail, and then let you go to the river to fish raw, isn't it?" "Gada Yo-Ball" continued.

Then, the "Gada Yo-Yo" plucked off his wings and gave them one to each. "You take this token, eat the chickens in the chicken country, and the river god will definitely help you when he sees my wings."

Oh, my God! Seeing that this chicken actually cut off its wings in order to help itself, the crane and the badger didn't know what to say, "poof" knelt on the ground, and said in pain, "We really damn it, we want to harm you, but you are willing to cut off your wings to help us, woo~~~ If there is that chicken wing seed, woo~~"

What the? What the! "Gada Yo-Yo" couldn't believe their ears, did they just say chicken wing seeds? "What do you say? Chicken wings seed ......"

I only heard the crane continue: "Yes, there was a legend in our hometown that in the far east, there was a chicken wing seed, and if you plant it in the ground, you can grow many chicken wing seeds, if you have that, your wings... Wing... Woo~~"

Oh, my God! Sure enough, I heard it right! "Gada Yoball" hurriedly asked: "Where are the chicken wing seeds you are talking about?" ”

The crane raised his head and replied, "Then I don't know, the legend is that it is far, far away in the east, where the sun rises at the same time as the moon, where fruit runs on the ground, where wine flows in the river, and where the seeds of chicken wings are hidden under a peach tree." ”

Orient! It's the East! Now we finally have a goal! "Gada Yo-Yo" was so happy that his eight wings grew out at once, and the crane and the badger hugged each other tightly.

"Great, I know where the chicken wing seeds are! I know where the wings are! "Gada Yo-Yo" yelled and rushed out of the gate, leaving only the shivering cranes and badgers behind him......