Chapter 14: The Funny Duo

Wang Chongyang, who was dressed in a Taoist robe and carrying a peachwood sword on his back, gritted his teeth and stood up, and the whole person looked trembling.

"Stop, why are you still coming? Don't move! ”

The boss Duguhong saw that the young Taoist priest actually dared to confront them, and he was afraid of meeting a master, so he shouted, which was regarded as cheering himself up.

Wang Chongyang was also frightened by Duguhong's loud voice, holding a thin bamboo pole, standing still with a frightened face, Duguhong breathed a sigh of relief and pushed Ma Leizi beside him.

"Good news for you, we're robbers."

Ma Leizi gritted his teeth and said loudly, making people feel very ruthless.

"Get the hell out of the way."

Ma Leizi heard the words of the boss Duguhong, and hurriedly took out a large string of earthen grenades from his bag, Ren Pingsheng saw the funny expressions of the two, and wanted to laugh in his heart.

"Do you know what this thing is? Tell them. ”

Dugu Hong asked Ma Leizi to give the passengers a science of the weapons in their hands.

"It's a broken fish."

Ma Leizi almost didn't laugh Ren Pingsheng to death, and watching others show their IQ on the spot is simply a magical experience.

"Collapsed, no one takes money, does it? Put one and let them know how powerful it is. ”

Dugu Hong hurriedly corrected Ma Leizi, and asked the younger brother to show everyone the power of soil involvement.

Ma Leizi skillfully pulled a grenade from the rope, pulled out the fuse and threw it into the water outside the boat, and then there was a loud bang, a huge splash, and the people on board screamed in fright and fell on the board.

Ren Pingsheng and Huang Sheng didn't move, Ren Pingsheng felt amazing, but he didn't expect Duguhong and Ma Leizi to have such good craftsmanship.

"Boss, what a success! … Damn, fish, boss, the fish that has collapsed for so many years, and now the fish is on its own. ”

After the splash, Ma Leizi and Duguhong, who were soaked in their robes, stood up excitedly, and both of them thought that this performance was perfect.

"Look, everyone, the fish can't do without the water, you can't do without the boat, if you don't pay, you go into the water, and the fish get on the boat."

Dugu Hong showed a cruel smile when he took the fish that collapsed, signaling the passengers not to resist.

Seeing this situation, Wu Di, the little shoemaker, hurriedly and secretly moved to the pile and began to stuff Yuelu's shoes into the gap of the sack, but unfortunately he was caught by Duguhong.

"What do you see him doing? So what is the kid hiding? ”

Dugu Hong immediately asked Ma Leizi to come over and take a look, and he felt that the little shoemaker Wu Di must be transferring something valuable.

Wu Di saw that he was discovered, and hurriedly stuffed his shoes into his arms again, and Ren Pingsheng's teeth hurt a little when he saw this commotion.

"What about you? What's that? What stuff is stuffed in? ”

After Ma Leizi rushed over, he began to ask sharply.

"What do I think it's stuffed? Shoes? Pretty valuable, isn't it? Let go, I'll let you go. ”

Ma Leizi has never seen the world, an ordinary cloth shoe was identified as a treasure by him, and the two of them grabbed Yuelu's shoe and began to tear it around, which made Ren Pingsheng feel very happy, and it felt like watching a comedy sketch again.

"Don't let go yet, give you three seconds to think about it, 3, 7, 9 ......"

Ma Leizi couldn't rob Wu Di and began to intimidate, but his IQ was really in arrears, and he couldn't even count it.

"If you don't give shoes, you have one."

Wu Di was not afraid of Ma Leizi's deliberately cold expression, and said that he would not let go.

"Let it go."

Dugu Hong ran over, and Ma Leizi immediately let go of his hand.

"I'll let him go."

Dugu Hong hated that iron could not be made of steel, and looked at Ma Leizi, feeling a little desperate.

"Big brother, I've got it all." Ma Leizi defended.

"What are you looking up there? Go aside, brother, for the sake of a broken shoe, don't even want your life? ”

Duguhong complained about Ma Leizi and turned to face Wu Di.

"It's someone else's shoe, I have to give it back."

Wu Di pressed his shoes tightly to his chest, and his expression was very entangled.

"Man, a manly husband must keep his promises and do what he says, it seems that you are a person in the rivers and lakes, okay, then follow the rules of the rivers and lakes."

Dugu Hong smiled and praised Wu Di, and then slowly began to pull out the iron sword in his hand.

"Singles or together?"

Wu Di looked at Duguhong and Ma Leizi and asked inexplicably.

"You... Yes... How can you do martial arts? ”

Dugu Hong was immediately timid when he heard this, he thought that Wu Di must have two hands, after all, ordinary people would not ask such questions.

"No, it won't."

Wu Dixiao's expression was very honest, which made unfamiliar people think that he was playing tricks and saying the opposite.

"Do you hear that? If you don't, you won't be able to fight me and make a few moves with him. ”

Dugu Hong naturally didn't dare to take risks easily, so he asked his younger brother Ma Leizi to go up to test Wu Di's depth, and when he saw that Wu Di had no weapons, he threw his sword to Wu Di. Wu Di was also very scared, and directly threw the sword back to Dugu Hong.

"Sample, don't use this yet, boss, tell me if you want his life or his shoes?"

As soon as Ma Leizi heard Wu Di say that he didn't know martial arts, he immediately began to be arrogant.

"What do I want to do?"

"That's it?"

"Okay."

Duguhong and Ma Leizi sang and spoke very happily, and Ma Leizi directly pulled out his sword and aimed it at Wu Di.

"You two have made two moves, today, you... If you win him, everyone on this ship will be saved, and if you don't win..."

Speaking of this, Duguhong deliberately paused.

"A life is worth a life."

Wu Di directly interrupted Duguhong, and he didn't know what kind of courage Liang Jingru gave him.

"A gentleman is hard to chase after a horse, do you know the sword?"

Ma Leizi excitedly began to compare, after all, this was his first time fighting with someone, at this time Wu Di suddenly took out the comic book from his arms, which made Ma Leizi a little uncertain.

"Boss, what is he going to do?"

Ma Leizi was probably afraid that Wu Di would put some poisonous needles and hidden weapons or something, so he hurriedly retreated.

"Book, admit defeat."

Duguhong confidently came to a conclusion.

It's a pity that the slap in the face came quickly, Wu Di turned two pages of the comic book, put the comic book back into his arms, and then put on a white crane wings move, but unfortunately his action is really a bit funny, making people completely confused.

"Boss, what do you think he's doing? Kitty wings? ”

Ma Leizi hid behind Duguhong and began to analyze Wu Di's movements.

"He's cramping, this is."

Duguhong explained tentatively, but his tone was a little vague.

Wu Di looked at himself and found that his posture seemed to be a little non-standard, so he immediately adjusted it.

"No, it's not cramps, it's an immortal picking a peach, you kid, what the hell are you! What are you lying? If you have practiced martial arts, you say that you have practiced martial arts, what are you lying? If you practice, you will fight with the practice, don't fight with me, boss, he has practiced, he is a professional, I am an amateur, he won me disgracefully, boss, you are on, you have practiced. ”

Ma Leizi said it upside down and hid aside.

Dugu Hong saw that Ma Leizi had dodged, he could only go out in person, he began to draw his sword, but as soon as he pulled out half of it, he slammed his face, making him a little confused.

"What's that? Who? ”

Dugu Hong slowed down and began to look left and right, wanting to find out the person who attacked him.

"I didn't see it clearly, a gust of wind swept past."

Ma Leizi also began to look around, and his heart was extremely panicked.

"Look at it, is there anyone else?"

Duguhong asked Ma Leizi to see which person was suspicious, but after looking around, he found that everyone was quietly staying in place.

didn't find anything abnormal, Dugu Hong just wanted to continue drawing his sword, but immediately took another hit and sat directly on the board.

"See, feet, it's his feet."

Ma Leizi, who was standing on the side at this time, finally saw clearly, the kick just now was indeed kicked by Wu Di, at this time Wu Di stood upright on one foot, and the shoe on the other foot had been thrown to the side.

"You know martial arts."

Dugu Hong felt deceived, which was a huge blow to his young mind.

"I don't know martial arts."

Wu Di is still telling the truth and his attitude is very sincere.

"Lying."

"I really haven't practiced, this is the second time I've played against someone."

Wu Di's face was excited, he didn't expect the moves on the comic book to really work. However, Ren Pingsheng on the side knew that everything was a means of Huang Shang, because a few peanuts in the sack had flown out.

"You don't use your hands at all, you call it a hand-to-foot."

Duguhong began to defend himself, the expression on his face became more and more sad and angry, and as soon as he finished speaking, Duguhong was kicked by Wu Di again.

"It's... What is this live for? It's foot work, it's too amateurish, what are you? You two fight, I'll go back, I can't fight this kind of person, Ma Leizi. ”

Duguhong flinched, but kicked Ma Leizi up with one kick.

Ma Leizi shouted, and slashed Wu Di with a swing of his sword.

Huang Shang slapped the board of the boat with one palm, the whole ferry began to sway from side to side, Ma Leizi and Wu Di rushed directly to each other, and then there was the most spicy-eyed picture, the mouths of the two people collided directly together, and Ren Ping had goosebumps when he saw it, it was too disgusting.