Chapter 31 Ideological Struggle is also Struggle
After three rounds of fierce competition, only 5 of the 40 disciples are left, but how can these 5 disciples compete? No matter what, there must be one left!
The "Garlic Chicken" proposes to split the remaining animal in half and let it fight on its own. Although this proposal sounds so wise and correct, how can this novel be so harmonious, how can there be such a bloody picture of splitting people? Of course not!
In the end, only one animal has a bye and goes straight to the finals.
As for who made it directly to the finals...... You can think of it with your prostate! The author is so lazy, how can he write one more game? That's "Pollingaire", of course!
After another day of dark, miserable, flying sand and rocks, and a duel of farts and urine, the top three were finally born! That is:
"Bolingaer" from Qinglong Hall!
"You" from the White Tiger Hall!
And the third one is from the Xuanwu Hall, the son of the master of the Piraisnov hall - "Tearing clothes"!
Since it's the final, of course, it's different from ordinary competitions. The small Optimus Prime hips could no longer meet the needs of the audience, and the venue of the game had to be moved to a wider place.
And there are a thousand smiling sheep, carrying a huge green stage, like the shape of a big hat, so this place is also affectionately called - the joyful green hat!
After the match with "Dao Yazi", "Pollingaer" deeply realized his own shortcomings, if the two guys in the final were more disgusting than "Dao Yazi", no, powerful, wouldn't it be very dangerous for him. Master Cuihua has nothing to teach it, after all, the number of martial arts paths is different, but there is only one night, who do you want to find to help you?
"Polingaier" learned the appearance of "Gada Yo-Ball", thinking about it~~ The head of thinking became more round, and it was finally thought of! You can go to your godmother!
In order to be well prepared, "Polingaire" found his godmother group overnight and learned a lot of stunts such as the "Big Trembling Old Lady Technique", so that he knew the bottom of his heart!
The gongs and drums are noisy, the firecrackers are ringing out, and the day of the final has finally arrived.
A thousand sheep from the bearded village, dragging a big beard, happily sang "moo~~~moo~~~~" under the green stage.
In the stands, tens of thousands of animals waved their flags and shouted, and they all wore cuckolds, an exclusive sponsored souvenir provided by the fox spirit company, on their heads!
For a while, the entire arena turned into a sea of green, rising and falling, rippling with the wind.
With a crisp turnip cracking, the game began.
I saw that "Bolingaer" used his head to use a move to split Huashan, slammed it on the ground, and the huge shock wave cut through the stage and rushed towards "you". But I saw "you" body shaking, leaving only a trace of afterimage, when I saw it again, I had arrived in front of "Bolingaer", that inch was like a poisonous snake spitting letters, and went straight to the door of "Bolingaer" from the bottom up.
"Pollingaer" exclaimed, "Well come! "But he didn't dodge, but his head got bigger." There was a loud bang, and the strength was really powerful, even if it was a hard qigong master like "Bolingaer", he was shocked back a few steps away.
"Good work!" "You" couldn't help but secretly admire in his heart, knowing that no one has ever been able to catch his own strength and not fall, and it seems that he must work harder.
Of course, "Bolingaier" was not to be outdone, and swept away thousands of troops with one move, and the momentum seemed to be able to cut everything. Look at "you" jumping high, using your hands and hooves together in the air, tilting down like raindrops. And "Bolingaier" is even more powerful, seeing that he is empty, regardless of the pain caused by his strength, he uses a trick to swim the dragon out to sea, and his head hits "you" from the bottom up.
Thinking that "you" can't adjust your posture in the air, you can only protect the vital point and be beaten out by "Bolingaer".
The electric fight stopped, and both sides stood in place, with satisfied smiles on the corners of their mouths, as if acknowledging each other's strength.
"How? Are you satisfied with the warm-up exercise? ”
"It's not bad, then let's get started!"
As soon as the words fell, the two animals made a move almost at the same time, and the fierce collision made a loud noise. Missing! The two sides fought in darkness and inseparable......
Oh~ I'm sorry! The above fighting process is the imagination of the two animals, please scratch it yourself.
"Pollinger" and "You" stood in place, and after 5 minutes and 37 seconds of fierce ideological struggle, the two sides finally realized the strength of the other party, and it seemed that it would not work without resorting to a special move.
"Pollingaire" as a bold earthworm (the author has finally added a setting to it!) Yesterday, I learned so many stunts from your godmothers, and now it's time to show your skills.
I saw "Bolingaer" shouting to the sky: "Kill!" Big Winter Vacation Homework! ”
Countless workbooks fell from the sky, and the blank worksheets rattled and smashed "you" dizzy.
How can it end with one move? "Polingaer" made another move: "Big Nurse Grandpa Technique!" ”
An old goat in a nurse's outfit with thick eyes appears in front of "you". "Come, good, let grandpa prick you with a needle, don't move, my eyes are a little flowery, and my hands are shaking, or I will prick crookedly!"
"You" was so frightened that you sat down on the ground.
This is not the end, "Bolingaer" was about to use the most vicious move, only to see it shout: "Super kill!" Big • Someone else's children's technique! ”
With a puff of smoke, a handsome, red-lipped pig with white teeth and a well-proportioned figure came to "you" with a smile on his face. "Look, I scored first in the whole year!"
"Ahh
"Look, I'm running 1000 meters for 3:27."
"Ah~"
"You see, I folded 400 fighters out of a piece of paper."
"Ah~~"
"Look, I'll help my grandmother cross the street, and I'll come later, and I'll cross the road again, and I'll come again......"
"Ah~~~"
"You see, I picked up a million and gave it to the police uncle, who invited me to ice cream."
"Ah~~~~"
"You see, I'm only 13 years old, and I have chest hair."
"Ah~~~~~h
Under the serial attack of "Polingaire", "you" was no longer able to do it, and lay on the ground weakly.
You know, it is not summoned by the king, how can it be resurrected?
So, in the first match of the final, "Pollingaire" was victorious!