Chapter 7 It turns out that flying in the sky can be so simple
Close combat and long-range attacks are not good, "Bolingaer" was so angry that his head became two more turns, and he had to cut two more times on the stone, it jumped like thunder, and shouted: "I have never dared to hit me in the earthworm country since I was a child, I didn't expect to be knocked away by a block so many times today, Lao Wang!" I'm fighting with you! After saying that, he wanted to rush out again, but before he could climb out two meters, he was stopped by the "Gada Yo-Ball".
You know, "Gada Yo-Ball" is not only a kind and smart chicken, but also a chicken that knows how to be flexible, since it can't be attacked in close combat and from a distance, it can only be outwitted.
How can you hope for an idea with a shovel? Therefore, "Pollingaer" was very puzzled, and quickly asked, "How to outwit?"
"Gada Yo-Yo" pondered for a while, thought that two more hairs fell out on his buttocks, and suddenly said, "There is!" We dig traps! ”
"Pollingaire's" eyes widened. "Dig a trap!?"
"Gada Yo-Yo" puffed up his chest and said, "Yes! Dig traps! Then lure the king out, and when it falls in, we'll throw big rocks down and kill it!" ”
The idea is so vicious that it seems that "Gada Yo-Ball" is still a sinister chicken.
"Pollingaire" is an earthworm, and digging a pit couldn't be easier. But digging a pit during the day is too easy to be discovered, so they finally waited until the night, "Polingaer" took the "Gada Yo-Ball" to the prairie, stood the "Gada Yo-Ball" upside down on the ground, and smashed it all night with his own spade head and head, and finally smashed a big hole, and the "Gada Yo-Yo" was about to be photographed into a square shape.
Now everything is ready, only the east wind is owed, and it is left to lure Lao Wang out. But at this moment, "Gada Yo-Ball" suddenly became suspicious, what if the pit is not big enough, Lao Wang can climb up?
So, they decided to go down and test it, and the results were ...... They can't come up.
Staying at the bottom of the pit, "Pollingaire" looked up at the sky, it couldn't get up after several attempts, and finally had to give up, what can I do? Although they all have plenty of chicken wings and earthworm tails to eat, so they don't have to worry about starving, but how do they find chicken wing seeds and "Boringaer" and their second aunt if they stay here all the time?
If you want to say that the princess "Polingaer" is really not called in vain, she has received an excellent royal education, and she actually knows that the "stupid" planet where she is located is round, so if you keep digging down, won't you be able to dig out the planet? Thinking of this, "Bolingaier" carried forward the fine tradition of being an earthworm, and re-erected the "Gada Yo-Ball" and began to smash it, and it smashed and smashed it~ Smashed the "Gada Yo-Ball" flat!
Finally...... Smashed out of the hot springs!
Under the gushing of the hot springs, "Gada Yo-Ball" and "Polingaier" jumped out of the big pit at once. Not only that, but they also took a beautiful bath, and it was a mixed bath!
The plan to dig the trap has failed, and it is impossible to drag Lao Wang to take a bath, so that this square-shaped object that looks like a squirrel bear will definitely double in size according to the two-way diffraction application of general relativity in quantum mechanics.
And according to the theory of the expansion of adrenaline secretion in the animal body in a hot environment, it must become more brutal. So it's better not to find Lao Wang to take a bath.
Although the trap failed, the direction of outwitting still could not be changed, so "Gada Yoball" immediately thought of the next plan - deception!
"Gada Yo-Ball" came to Lao Wang, saying that he was not a chicken at all, and his real identity was a bear, but Lao Wang's kind, and it was incompatible with the shovel-shaped earthworm.
But its lie was quickly seen through by Lao Wang, the bear roared, opened its arms, and its claws were over its head, but "Gada Yo-Yo" couldn't even reach his own cockscomb!
"Gada Yo-Ball" sat in front of the gate of the chicken country again, meditating for a long time, of course, this is the fourth time it has meditated. It seems that it is not possible to outwit, although his plan is seamless, but Lao Wang's skills are superior! It seems that another way will have to be found.
"Gada Yo-Yo" thought about it, and a few more hairs fell out on its buttocks, of course, this is also the fourth time it has lost hair, and it finally thought of it.
It turned out that he couldn't beat Lao Wang, it must be that he lacked helpers, so he found 499 roosters and 499 hens in the chicken-eating country, trying to win by numbers, but only in exchange for 998 "pop, pop" sounds that echoed over the grassland.
So, "Gada Yo-Ball" thought that since it is difficult to win by quantity, quality must be needed. So it shouted to the sky again: "Author, if you don't send me helpers, the plot won't be able to develop~"
After waiting for a moment, a voice from the sky said, "How can this be done?" As soon as the words fell, I saw Ultraman, Gundam, Monkey King, Superman, Thanos, Naruto, Bone King, Fangya Harumchi, Sakuragi Hanamichi, Seiya, Pleasant Goat, Little Head Dad, Doraemon, Antoun, Corrigan, Diablo, Balala Little Demon Fairy, Balala Little Demon Fairy, Bald Qiang, Conan, Barbie, Three Little Pigs, Tom and Jerry, etc., to challenge Lao Wang, but only in exchange for countless ruthless "pop, pop, pop, pop, pop......
How can this be endured!? It seems that it is not possible not to use the final weapon, but I saw Yun Guo Liuxiang jumping down from the sky and rushing towards Lao Wang angrily...... Syllable......
"Gada Yo-Yo" and "Polingaer" were at their wit's end, and in the vast prairie, they watched in horror as the king approached them step by step, the bone knots in their square-shaped bodies rattling, and the final doom was about to befall them!
The slap has been raised high again, just at this moment, suddenly! Just listen to the "Gada Yo-Ball" shouting "Wait!" You're a substandard bear! ”
Lao Wang was stunned, and the falling slap also stopped, and he couldn't help but ask in astonishment: "What did you say!?"
"Gada Yo-Ball" settled down and said, "I mean, you're not a qualified bear yet!"
Lao Wang asked, "How do you say this?" ”
"Gada Yo-Yo" continued: "You know what? In this world, if every bear wants to become a real bear, it must defeat a lion, because there is an old saying, called 'lion is better than bear poop', that is to say, the lion is stronger than the bear's, if a bear can't defeat the lion, then it is a coward, a coward! Have you ever defeated a lion? ”
Lao Wang blinked his eyes and said, "No ......"
Gada Yo-Ball "stood up from the ground and said, "Since you have not defeated a lion, how can you prove that you are a real bear?"
Lao Wang thought for a while, suddenly turned around and was about to leave, and said, "I'll go find a lion to defeat it now."
But at this time, I didn't expect the "Gada Yo-Ball" to stop it. "Wait! Do you know? If the bear wants to challenge the lion, he must first obtain the qualifications and prove that he is a true warrior. ”
Lao Wang turned around and asked, "How do you prove it?"
"Gada Yo-Yo" pretended to be mysterious: "A truly brave bear must find a hedgehog and rub its butt with the hedgehog for a month, so as to prove its bravery!"
When Lao Wang heard this, he said, "What's so difficult about this?" He ran into the forest, grabbed the hedgehog couple, and began to wipe his butt with them.
That's it, Lao Wang wiped it for a month, finally!
It finally - died of hemorrhoids!