"I decided to marry Xia Yinuo." Chen Yang's message was sent to Ji Chen.

Ji Chen replied to the message: "Get together in the evening and celebrate that you made a wise decision." ”

"you."

At night, the jade garden is among the water and clouds.

A bottle of Moutai is in the stomach, and the three of them are out of shape, sitting without sitting, and standing without standing.

Ding Shuai, who drank the most, put his arm on Ji Chen's shoulder, "Brother, are you left?" You might as well get married on the same day as Chen Yang. ”

Ji Chen took Ding Shuai's hand away and showed a rare smile: "We got married on the same day, whose wedding are you going to attend?"

"That's a problem!" Ding Shuai tilted his neck to look at Chen Yang, who had opened another bottle of Moutai, and then looked at Ji Chen, scratching his head.

"Then you better not get married together." Ding Shuai said.

Ji Chen flew over and rolled his eyes: We don't want to get married on the same day, it's not, you talk to yourself.

"Hey!" Ding Shuai patted Chen Yang, who was pouring wine, Chen Yang looked at the overflowing wine, glanced at him, and continued to pour the glass full of wine before putting down the wine bottle. What a waste of half a bottle of wine.

Ding Shuai stared at Chen Yang for a long time and came to a conclusion: "Hey! Aren't you happy? ”

"Huh! Hehehe! Ji Chen laughed.

"He's been proposed, how happy can he be?" The more Ji Chen thought about it, the more he laughed. (Xu Ling: You laughed early, and you were also the one who was proposed.) ）

"You mean to say that my sister-in-law proposed to Chen Yang?" Ding Shuai's eyes widened, and his incredible gaze swept back and forth between Chen Yang and Ji Chen.

Chen Yang's annoyance flashed.

Ji Chen nodded with a wicked smile.

"I'll go," Ding Shuai blurted out the mantra, "Chen Yang, are you always different?" Being proposed, it's just so handsome. ”

"Handsome fart!" Chen Yang scolded, and a glass of wine that he hadn't drunk was splashed over easily.

Ding Shuai dodged quickly and spilled wine on the ground.

Ding Shuai shouted: "Wow! No, no, I have to ask my wife to propose to me when I go back tonight, to be a god and experience what it's like to be chased. ”

A string of small bubbles of beautiful fantasy appeared in Ding Shuai's eyes.

Chen Yang looked helplessly at Ding Shuai, who was fantasizing, and almost scolded him for being insane.

Ji Chen laughed happily. Chen Yang was annoyed and angry, and kicked towards Ji Chen's chair, and Ji Chen stood up and stumbled back to the wall before he could stop the fall.

"No, I have to smoke a cigarette to suppress the shock." Ding Shuai took out a pack of cigarettes and lit them.

"Don't kick, don't kick, I'll go by myself." Ding Shuai raised his hand with great insight and insight, retreated to the sofa behind, and sat down.

"Hey! When is the wedding date? I do the best man. Ji Chen's face straightened, and the corners of his mouth were still curved.

"I haven't returned to my family yet." Chen Yang took a sip of wine, thinking of the few elders in the family, Chen Yang frowned, they must be happy, probably wishing to get the certificate tomorrow and hold the wedding the day after tomorrow. It's not right, my mother will definitely toss my wedding, it's not grand or not, it's impossible the day after tomorrow. Alas! Can I not have a wedding!

"Report today?" Ji Chen teased, "I guess your mother won't be able to wait for Sunday to let you get the certificate." ”

"You know my mom so well!" Chen Yang smiled bitterly. I also know in my heart that my mother will definitely be eager to urge herself.

"It's not about knowing or not knowing, it's because you finally let go and agreed to get married, so as not to have too many dreams at night." Ding Shuai spat out the smoke ring and hit Chen Yang and said, "Chen Yang, are you going to marry a daughter-in-law, you are stupid to be happy, your IQ is not online!" ”

"By the way, I haven't seen my sister-in-law until now, you don't want to hide until the day of your wedding, do you?" Ding Shuai suddenly found a major problem, stood up suddenly, and pulled Ji Chen in, "Ji Chen, you say, Chen Yang is not doing this buddy." ”

Ji Chen chuckled: "It's not enough buddy, but I've seen my brother-in-law." I'm sorry for you! ”

Ding Shuai's eyes widened again, glanced at Ji Chen with a disgusting smile on his face, and then looked at Chen Yang, and asked, "Chen Yang, you have to explain well, otherwise, today, you have to carry it out." ”

Chen Yang also looked at Ji Chen with a confused expression, my daughter-in-law, when did you see him? How did I not know?

Oh! Chen Yang suddenly remembered that the last time Ji Chen's wife saw Xia Yinuo and Yueyue on her birthday.

My daughter-in-law?

How can I say it so skillfully, it's so smooth! Why? I'm starting to identify with Xia Yinuo now, and am I used to it?

Chen Yang frowned slightly, and suddenly let go, in a few days, she will really become my daughter-in-law, wouldn't it be better to get used to it now.

Chen Yang was immersed in his own chaotic thoughts.

Ji Chen touched his nose and explained: "My wife and his wife are best friends. ”

"Is it necessary for me to be so coincidental?" Ding Shuai exclaimed.

As soon as he finished sighing, Ding Shuai was stunned, hugged Chen Yang, and shouted: "You two have too many secrets!" What else are you two hiding from me?"

Ding Shuai hugged Chen Yang's neck tightly, and he couldn't get angry. Chen Yang pulled Ding Shuai's arm with both hands and explained, "No, no." My daughter-in-law went to see him, and I didn't know. I can't do my daughter-in-law's business......"

Listening to Chen Yang's left mouth with my daughter-in-law, and with my daughter-in-law on his right mouth, Ji Chen put his mind at ease. Chen Yang is not disgusted with Xia Yinuo, perhaps, there is still a little good feeling. This may be a good start. Ji Chen secretly looked forward to it.

……

The three of them frolicked until late at night before they dispersed.

After Chen Yang returned home, he knocked on the door of Chen's mother and Chen's father. Chen's father looked angry, knocked on the door in the middle of the night, and asked no one to do anything. Chen Yang was drunk, where did he notice the situation in the house, as well as his father's expression, he took advantage of the strength of the wine to announce: "Xia Yinuo and I have decided to get married." ”

Father Chen, who was still full of anger just now, immediately changed his smile, this problem is solved, my wife will not be upset when she thinks of this stinky boy, and when she is upset, she will kick me away. Now, my sexual well-being is guaranteed again.

Chen's mother immediately jumped out of bed, and Chen's father shouted, "Clothes, clothes." ”

Chen's mother pulled her messy clothes at will, rushed to Chen Yang from the bed with bare feet, smelled a rancid smell in Chen Yang's mouth, fanned her nose, took a step back, and asked Chen Yang in surprise: "Is it true?" Xia Yinuo agreed?"

Daddy Chen rolled his eyes. In the eyes of his wife, there is nothing more important than her son's marriage.

Xia Yinuo agreed?

No, no, you're mistaken, did I agree?

Chen Yang smiled bitterly and nodded. In short, he agreed, no matter who asked for it, the result was the same, Chen Yang comforted himself.

"Chen Ji, go find out the household registration book." Wei Zhuhui turned his head and ordered.

Chen Ji looked at Wei Zhuhui confused: "What are you looking for the household registration book so late?" ”

"Take it and go." Wei Zhuhui glared and pushed Chen Ji to get the household registration book.

Chen Ji didn't know what to mutter, and went to the study.

"Mom, I'm going back to my room to sleep." Chen Yang couldn't figure out what Wei Zhuhui was going to do, so he told Wei Zhuhui in a dizzy state.

"Wait. Your dad will be here in a moment. Wei Zhuhui grabbed Chen Yang, who was leaving. Chen Yang looked at Wei Zhuhui inexplicably, waiting for her instructions.

After a while, Chen Ji took the household registration book and handed it to Wei Zhuhui.

Wei Zhuhui handed it to Chen Yang and said with a smile: "Yangyang, since you have decided to get married." Why don't you go and get your certificate early tomorrow morning! ”

I don't know if I drank too much wine, Chen Yang's head couldn't turn a little: "Mom, what did you say?" ”

"I said, you take your household registration book and ID card and go to the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow to get the marriage certificate back." As she spoke, Wei Zhuhui stuffed the household registration book into Chen Yang's hand.

Chen Yang looked at his own mother dumbfounded, and looked down at the household registration book in his hand in a daze. I said helplessly: Ji Chen, you still don't know my mother, and my mother can't wait for a day.

Chen Yang looked at Chen Ji again, and Chen Ji's scheming face also had an unusual expression, and a trace of cracks appeared on his expressionless face. Chen Ji sighed greatly in his heart: Wife, you move fast, your thoughts are quick, and you are really powerful and domineering.

Chen Yang looked at Chen Ji's surprised face and sighed: Fortunately, I am not the only one who is surprised by my mother's approach.

Chen Yang really wanted to ask: Mom, is it necessary for you to do this?

(Chen's mother: It's very necessary!) Otherwise, I don't know when I will wait for the next daughter-in-law! ）

Chen Yang glanced at the two people opposite, and Chen's father's expression was already completely in line with Chen's mother's expression.

All right! Spoiled wife maniacs.

Chen Yang resigned himself to his fate and left with the household registration book. Chen Yang, who was lying on the bed, sent a message to Xia Yinuo: Tomorrow, bring your household registration book and ID card.

Xia Yinuo, who got up early in the morning, turned on his mobile phone and saw this message from Chen Yang. Why do you bring your household registration booklet? Xia Yinuo was inexplicable, but he still went out with his household registration book and ID card as Chen Yang instructed.

Chen Yang was woken up by Wei Zhuhui early in the morning.

"Mom! What time is it? You just wake me up. ”

Wei Zhuhui took a pink shirt and urged: "Hurry up, hurry up, Mom specially read the yellow calendar, today is really a good day." Mom helped you pick out all the clothes, wear this pale pink shirt, and take photos to look younger. ”

Mom, am I old?

Chen Yang rubbed his forehead vigorously, his head was uncomfortable when he woke up drunk, not to mention, he had to deal with the best mother.

Chen Yang lifted the thin quilt and got out of bed resignedly: Mom came to shout to get up, don't want to sleep.

Chen Yang said impatiently: "Mom, just take a photo on the marriage certificate, but no one will look at it." I don't wear powder. ”

Chen Yang has a shadow on the pink clothes, and he doesn't know where the pink clothes in the closet came from. There must be a shadow of my mother in it.

"Then," Wei Zhuhui said hesitantly, looking at the row of shirts, "or not to wear white." White is a good match, but white is too ordinary. ”

"Mom, just a photo on the marriage certificate, take it back and throw it in a drawer, and no one has seen it for a few years." Chen Yang, "When did you and your father's marriage certificate come out and read it?" ”

Wei Zhuhui thought about it, and Chen Yang seemed to be telling the truth. Who will have nothing to do with the marriage certificate and look through it. I don't seem to have ever taken out my marriage certificate with his father!

"You kid." Wei Zhuhui glanced at Chen Yang, picked out a white shirt from the closet, and said, "Then you should wear this white shirt!" This one hasn't been worn yet, new. ”

Chen Yang was helpless and stopped arguing. What is white is white, and what is new is new! Chen Yang entered the bathroom.

Wei Zhuhui shouted outside the door: "I'm almost done washing, come out to eat, did you tell Xia Yinuo?" ”

Chen Yang brushed his teeth and replied inarticulately: "I said, I said." I'm going to change my clothes, can you get out of here?"

"When you were a child, I didn't always change your clothes. Now ......"

Wei Zhuhui's voice finally disappeared outside the door, Chen Yang finally breathed a sigh of relief, spit out the mouthwash, turned on the faucet, and wiped it a few times on the unconscious face, stimulated by the cold water, Chen Yang's mind seemed to be a little clearer.

Chen Yang wondered in his heart: How can his mother's nagging remain unchanged for decades?