What are you dancing on? ”

"Such a vulgar movement, moving like a convulsion, calming down like a wooden chicken, is it embarrassing to call it a 'dance'?"

"Look at her, where she looks like a dancer, like a hot woman, but like a woman in the countryside!"

"Hey, in my son's cognition, dance has always been picturesque, elegant and moving, even if the dancer is bad, he must pay attention to the graceful posture, elegant dance steps, and graceful melody...... Just now, is it a dancing god? ”

"I thought she was crazy!"

"Insult Sven, insult Sven!"

“……”

What's the same thing? Yu Xiaohuan was full of grievances when she heard it, her dance was also appreciated by the emperor Lao'er, why was it useless when she came here?

Hmph, these ordinary people really can't be compared with the Son of Heaven!

Her own field was smashed by herself, and she lost all her face, what should she do?

She looked up and saw that the old bustard was glaring at her with an angry face, and the professional smile that had been as steady as Mount Tai before was gone.

"It's over, it's over, go back, she won't pick my skin, will she?" Yu Xiaohuan screamed wildly in her heart, and felt that she could still be saved.

She sang two tigers to Zhao Fatun, it seems that people think it's very good, maybe these people will like it too?

"Everyone, don't be impatient, just eating Chu Chu is just joking with everyone and livening up the atmosphere." Yu Xiaohuan tried her best to make her voice softer and sweeter, but there was still boos around her.

Yu Xiaohuan coughed twice to hide her embarrassment, and then continued: "Next, I'll sing a song to everyone." ”

"It's a new song." Seeing that everyone didn't react, Yu Xiaohuan had no choice but to open by herself.

"Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast......"

Although she was very apprehensive, Yu Xiaohuan was still lucky, after all, she succeeded last night.

People always like to think about the good.

Helpless, life is like this, things backfire always like to appear at the most inappropriate time.

The people around them were dumbfounded, and then they sighed, and almost didn't throw their cups over.

Yu Xiaohuan thought to herself, do I have to be glad that this is not a vegetable market, otherwise I should be full of eggs and vegetable leaves at this time, right?

"What are you singing?"

"Vulgar!"

"Childish!"

"No connotation!"

"You must not be Shi Niang's apprentice!"

“……”

Yu Xiaohuan listened to those comments, and was very insulting, and she was very confused.

Suddenly, in the midst of this noise, Yu Xiaohuan heard crying.

Someone cried!

The man looked very sad and cried and said, "You...... You have ruined the beauty of art and buried my love and pursuit of art......"

"Well, do you know what art is?" Yu Xiaohuan was about to cry, and said to herself: "What kind of hatred and grudge, you let you smash my field like this?" ”

It's a pity that her whispered cry was suddenly drowned in the criticism of others, and there was no echo at all.

There was a bustle downstairs, which attracted some of everyone's attention.

As soon as Yu Xiaohuan saw that the person was Zhao Fatun, she couldn't help but be overjoyed, thinking that she should be saved.

A coolly dressed girl next to her saw Zhao Fatun, and attached herself softly, and said delicately: "Zhao Gongzi, why are you only here now?" Did you just miss a good show? ”

"Oh?" Zhao Fatun seemed to be in a good mood, and asked cooperatively, "What's the show?" ”

The girl gently covered her face with a handkerchief and said with a smile: "Our mother has a new sister, and she just danced and sang on stage. That dance is really indescribable! And that song, you don't know how cheesy, what 'two tigers, run fast......'"

She actually sang "Two Tigers".

However, such an easy-to-understand song should be difficult no matter what era it is.

Yu Xiaohuan thought that Zhao Fatun would give her some face, but she didn't expect Zhao Fatdun to laugh with everyone.

"Haha, I didn't expect there to be such a cheesy song ...... in the world"

Yu Xiaohuan was so anxious that he jumped down from the stage directly, rushed to Zhao Fatun and scolded: "You didn't say that last night, you obviously said it was the Divine Comedy!" ”

"Last night?" Zhao Fatun looked dazed, "My son drank too much last night and was dizzy, where do you remember what happened?" ”

Well, it turned out to be playing the piano to the cow.

Yu Xiaohuan felt like a flower that suddenly wilted, and just wanted to find a corner where no one was there to be quiet.

Zhao Fatun didn't drink this time, a pair of small eyes squeezed into silk by horizontal flesh looked at Yu Xiaohuan's figure up and down, and carefully "admired" Yu Xiaohuan's face, and said: "This son slept very well last night, why don't you renew your relationship with Miss Chu Chu tonight?" ”

"Think beautifully!" Yu Xiaohuan blurted out.

Zhao Fatun's eyes blinked for a while, and he still didn't quite understand what Yu Xiaohuan meant, but he was too lazy to guess with brain cells, so he immediately put his fat arm on Yu Xiaohuan's shoulder and said, "Let's go, go to my son's box." ”

Yu Xiaohuan said: Fang Cai is still very disgusted with this girl's talent, and now she wants to take advantage of me, she thinks so beautiful!

She drilled down, slippery to avoid the weight of the fat arm, and said coldly: "This girl is not in the mood, Zhao Gongzi is looking for another beauty!" ”

With that, turn around and leave.

To go back to the backyard, she only knew the passage on the second floor, so she ran upstairs with her skirt, but as soon as she ran to the staircase, she saw a bright red skirt in the middle of the road.

This kind of gorgeous costume with a heavy texture, in the entire courtyard, only the old bustard has it.

Before Yu Xiaohuan had time to look up, he heard the old bustard gritted his teeth and said: "Slut who doesn't know how to lift, hurry up and go back to serve Zhao Gongzi, otherwise, you are good-looking!" ”

Yu Xiaohuan glanced up at her, and then looked back at Zhao Fatun, who was bigger than the three bustards downstairs, and felt desperate.

However, her hand holding the hem of her skirt touched the silver needle that Li Bai gave her.

Looks like it's time for this thing to come in handy.

She secretly twitched the silver needle, then deliberately fell down and took the opportunity to stick a needle in the boss's leg.

When the bustard saw her fall, he was about to scold her for being frizzy and not even walking, but she was petrified the moment she was pricked.

Yu Xiaohuan raised his head and said with a smile: "Mom, Chu Chu fell and was injured, I'm afraid I can't serve Zhao Gongzi, why don't you go and receive it in person?" ”

"Okay." The old bustard was stupid, so he agreed, and then walked down step by step.

When Yu Xiaohuan passed by, he hurriedly pulled back the silver needle and slipped away.

For the next few days, Yu Xiaohuan did not see Zhao Gongzi. I heard that the bustard had been pestering him to serve Zhao Gongzi in person that night, and he scared people away.