Chapter 43: Your Father, He's Not Human
How to be sorry for the banshee siren, the first half of this matter can be summed up in two words - the fans.
Herbert's father was also a romantic man, Xiao Xianrou, who wandered in the countryside all day long, not doing his job. And the sirens were his little fan sister in the first place, only circling around him like a planet. Sing to him, sleep with him, play as much as you want. At first, Herbert's father was quite happy, especially the psychological satisfaction, which was simply amazing.
But after a long time, he couldn't get rid of being stuck like a rubber candy by a woman, and he began to get bored...... Generally speaking, when you get to this point, the next step is nothing more than to start and abandon ...... In fact, it is the story of a scumbag.
But Herbert his dad didn't! Because he's much more than a scumbag!
At that time, due to the huge cost of excavation, the money was no longer sustainable. So he made a deal with the fish-people at the bottom of the seaβthe fish-people needed eerie totems carved in stone, and a woman. And the big needs money - so one night, he takes the little fan girl to the bay and ties her to the totem pole while making out. The little fan girl thought that he was going to play some new tricks this time, but the big followed and gently pushed it......
Big gets countless underwater treasures, and the little fan girl turns into an ugly siren.
So send a mirror to the siren, the idea is simply fantastic!
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The Banshee King staggered forward with a mirror, branching out of countless cave caves** out of countless puppet dead objects that had been bewitched, and gathered behind her into an army.
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There is also such a great commission - to add a little blockage to the pigman king's family in the sewers.
"Herbert, isn't your father...... Oh, this time it doesn't have much to do with your dad. β
The Pigman is an otherworldly creature that was accidentally summoned when practicing psychic summoning magic. Because he uses pork as a summoning medium, what he summons is the Pigman Kingdom. Except for their ugly and hideous faces, the pigmen probably didn't do much harm to Blacktown. But human beings are creatures that are inherently intolerant of any aliens. There were also elves and dwarves living on this continent, but now they have all disappeared, and the fishmen have also been driven to the deep sea, and the entire continent is the only human being.
Therefore, the existence of the Pigman Kingdom has almost become a thorn in the side of the people of Blacktown......
The Pigman Kingdom feeds on decaying corpses and plants. Herbert offers an alchemical potion to the adventurers, and if they pour it on the pigmen's food, they will no longer be able to eat it...... Well, it must be able to effectively weaken the combat effectiveness of the Pig King family! Absolutely!
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The pig king, with his wife and children, stared at the food reserves that had turned into black charcoal, and then looked at the few live pigs left, and the anger in his eyes was almost substantial!
", big, you're not human! You summoned me and left me alone, okay! But if I don't recruit you or provoke you, why should I ruin my food! I couldn't live this day anymore, so I killed and ate all the pigs...... Then let's go to Blacktown to get justice! β
It's been a cat for too long, and it doesn't know that the is big and it's already pooping.
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"Exterminate the robbers, just the two of us?" Catherine smiled and said, "Are you doing some kind of tricks again?" β
"I didn't do tricks, haven't I been messing with you......" Shen asked with an innocent face, the car really said that it would drive.
Anyway, it's just the two of them in the Great Wilderness, and they won't get into an accident if they drag race. said that he was going to exterminate the robbers, but in fact, it was to play in the mountains and rivers, flirt and scold, and by the way, he could also play in the wild...... Catherine was certainly in a good mood.
Although it is a wasteland, one is that the atmosphere is far less gloomy and oppressive than that of Black Town; The other thing is clean!
Although a certain concentration of negative energy is harmful to health, it also greatly reduces the number of bacteria and small bugs. Such a "clean" natural environment is not visible to other worlds, and it would be a shame not to lie down and try the level of comfort. So in the spirit of seeking truth from facts and having the courage to practice, the two of them lay down for a while in meadows, wildflowers, lakesides and other places, and scored the environment very responsibly...... For example, 69, 81, and so on.
Later, Catherine wanted to continue scoring, but Lao Shen felt that if he continued like this, he would probably not be able to even do the small soldiers among the robbers...... Therefore, Shen Yan seriously rejected Catherine's request, and conducted an in-depth and detailed criticism and full body examination of her loose style...... No, it's a full inspection!
"Exterminate the bandits entrenched in the wasteland" - this was originally the task assigned to a large group of mercenaries. In the end, someone eliminated everyone else, leaving only Shen Yan and Catherine, which obviously looks unreliable! But does Catherine care? She won't care! In Catherine's opinion, it's nothing more than two people going out of the Black Town to enjoy the mountains and rivers. If it can be done, if not, who would dare to come to us for trouble?! The old lady can't exterminate the robbers, can't she exterminate you?
"It's not as bad as you think, just wait and see, there's still a lot going on today." Shen Yan said.
The whole plan was arranged by him, and of course Shen Yan knew why he was sent out alone to exterminate the Wasteland bandits, which was originally part of the plan - he specially put his husband and wife mercenaries in a large group of vicious bad guys, and they would definitely be very conspicuous. Especially when the couple is still arranging a house in Blacktown, they look like they want to live forever - it's hard not to be singled out as a target.
He took Catherine out of Blacktown, first of all, naturally to avoid some things, like monster siege, monster siege, monster siege or something......
On the surface, Shen Yan seems to want to completely destroy the black town, as well as those "innocent" people in the black town! But if you think about it, whether it's a pirate ghost or a banshee siren, the people they hate the most are actually big. And when they died, the big was still in full swing, and they didn't know that the big was dead!
So the target of their revenge was not Blacktown, but the castle that stood on the cliff, and Blacktown was just an obstacle in the way.
I believe that whether they understand this or not, the mercenaries who take money to do things will not resist desperately. There may be many injured, but not a few will die as a result. But the Church is different from the great nobles! In their hearts, the castle lies the world's greatest secret! And the edge of the monster attack is actually aimed directly at the castle, if there is no problem here, I can eat all the walls of the black town!
Therefore, no matter what their intentions are, they will never let the bosses pass, even if they lose a lot of personnel because of it!
Is it possible, you ask, that the boss has wiped out the coalition of the church and the great nobles?
Hehe, this is absolutely impossible, not even a 1% possibility! The reason is very simple, the church wants to lure the evil god into the urn and control it through Herbert's sacrifice, so how can it not have strong hole cards? If you can't even deal with a few bosses created by the leakage of the evil god's breath, what else can you talk about controlling the evil god, just go home and cool down!
Therefore, Shen Yan is really full of confidence in the power of the church, and his temporary purpose is just to keep the church busy first, so that mistakes can be made in the busy.
"What we're going to do today is something else......" At this moment, the sound of traffic and horses was suddenly heard in the distance. Shen Yan took off the pulley bow he had been carrying and motioned for Catherine to lower her body and follow. "Shhhh......h Keep up with me. β
Only then did Catherine know that Shen Yan came out this time to really have something serious. He's been messing around here and there, and Catherine thinks he's out on a trip...... Her face flushed slightly, and she hurriedly clenched the same pulley bow and followed behind Shen Yan. The two of them bent down through the grass for more than 100 meters, quietly climbed a small hill, and hid side by side in the bushes at the top of the hill.
"Look."
Catherine raised her head slightly, keeping her eyes above the bush top.
She saw a few knights and two dozen warriors on foot, escorting a wagon toward the wilderness.
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"People from the church? What are they doing here? Catherine asked, confused.
Although the knights and warriors wore the clothing of ordinary mercenaries and did not even have the slightest sign on their bodies, the temperament that had been developed through formal training could not be concealed. And in Blacktown, there is only one power with knights and formally trained warriors, and that is the Church. Catherine deduced the logic after a moment's thought.
"Sell food and necessities to bandit gangs, and by the way, buy the stolen goods accumulated during this time." Shen Yan was very clear about this. Nothing is produced in the Great Wasteland, and who provides the food and drink of thousands of robbers? Is it all about hunting?
And who repaired their weapons? Through whom will their stolen goods be sold? I heard that the robbers also have a cannon, where did their artillery propellant come from? The existence of a group must have its corresponding support points. With a stroke of the pen, he arranged for 100,000 robbers to guard the wasteland, waiting for the protagonist to mow the lawn...... That's hooliganism.
"How could the church do such a thing?" Catherine was shocked, this is a world of difference compared to the church in the Swan Continent! In the swan world, if the church dares to play ghosts behind God's back, there is no need for anyone to uphold justice and do justice for heaven...... Heaven himself smashed the divine punishment down!
"They've done a lot of fucking things! Get ready to attack, not a single one will be left! Shen Yan said coldly. These people treat the black town as a place to raise Gu, and they are innocent of death!
There is no need to discuss, the two have already cooperated tacitly! As soon as Shen Yan's words ended, two arrows followed closely and came out of the string!
The arrow feathers skimmed the tip of the long grass and flew towards the convoy below...... A lookout wearing chain mail and standing on the roof of a car suddenly burst into blood and was pierced through the chamber by a heavy military arrow! While the other knight was twisting his head, a flat arrow pierced through the helmet and plunged into his head!
"Don't stop!"
The two of them straightened up from the bushes at the same time, and at the same time they opened their bows and arrows!
There was a loud bang, and a rain of arrows poured down the hill against the sun!