020. [Stardew Valley] Lawn Mower vs. Zombies
These people walk around the community center. It shouldn't be possible to avoid them and sneak into the cabin.
What's the best way to do that?
The dozens of zombies are still quite terrifying, and Nan Xiao is not confident that he can put them all in one go.
Hey, if only there were those plants in "Plants vs. Zombies". Pea shooter, corn cannon or something. Even if it is captured, there is still a lawn mower that can stop the wave.
Wait, lawn mowers?
I remember that there seemed to be a few lawn mowers in the carpenter's warehouse, and they were very well maintained. Gasoline engine with strong horsepower. As long as the safety cover is removed, the sharp blade will surely be able to chop these monsters to pieces.
Gasoline can be found in the warehouse, and if you fill the lawn mower with fuel, will you be able to harvest the zombies?
Not yet, you have to have the right terrain.
The current hillside is not good. The zombies came up with a charge, and Nan Xiao and the dwarf could only change lunch if they didn't run.
The right terrain can only be on its own. Dig two trenches along the slope, and zombies who are not good at climbing will definitely rush into the ditch. Then you can happily harvest with a lawnmower.
Nan Xiao quietly discussed with the dwarf. When the simple dwarf heard this, he was furious: "Humans want to use conspiracy? No, we dwarves have always fought with dignity! β
The dwarf glared at Nan Xiao angrily, as if he had been insulted by the sky.
Cut, so great, so dignified, when you meet the enemy, go up, directly dry lemons, and then die only one.
Nan Xiao complained silently in his heart, but there was no impatience on his face. After three years of training in Vault 101, he had long since become accustomed to controlling his expressions. As a psychiatrist, I can't even control my emotions, how can I convince others?
Come on, let me teach you the words from Vault 101!
"Listen to me! Here's the case. Based on my observations, these zombies will choose the terrain and route that is best to take. If we dig two trenches, they will definitely not climb the slope, they will definitely rush along the trenches. That's when we let out the lawn mowerβ" he made a decapitation gesture, "and none of them can run." β
The dwarf frowned, "But, there is no honor in such a battle......"
"We're fighting a bunch of walking dead right now, what honor are we going to talk about? Do you think that if you lose, they will praise you for your bravery and give you fair treatment as a prisoner of war? NOοΌ They'll just treat you like lunch, nibbling on you bite by bite! Think of your legs squirting in their mouths, being licked to the point of revealing your bonesβ"
"Vomit...... Don't say it, I'm a little upset in my stomach......"
"Do you want to die and be eaten by them, or do you want to win? You pick one. β
In fact, there is no choice, as long as the dwarf does not want to die, he can only dig a ditch.
After a few minutes of tiredness, the dwarf looked very reluctant, but finally agreed. "Forgive, O God," he prayed in a tangled voice, "your people have not degenerated enough to resort to intrigue but to the most efficient way of fighting the walking dead. β
This guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, I didn't expect to make excuses for myself.
After praying, the dwarves honestly began to dig a ditch.
It is worthy of an underground people, digging up mud like Hot Wheels. What Lan Xiang excavator, even the dwarf ash can't eat. In less than half an hour, he had dug two trenches. One meter wide and two meters deep, it fits perfectly into the requirements.
At the same time, Nan Xiao was not lazy and had been preparing a big killer.
He dragged two lawnmowers in the best condition from the carpenter's warehouse and removed the protective cover to reveal the blades.
Two neat rows of blades, black and shiny, with a strong smell of engine oil. The edge of the blade is quite sharp, and when you press it slightly, you feel like a pinprick hurting. It's definitely good steel, and shredding zombies isn't a problem at all.
Everything is ready, and the next thing is to start the monster.
"Take this," he shoved an electric horn into the dwarf, "stand a little taller and shout at those guys." β
"Why me?" The dwarf muttered unhappily, "For such an indishonorable battle, you still want me to call for battle?" β
"Listen, the most dangerous man in town, Mayor Lewis, hasn't shown up yet. If I'm not mistaken, he's the culprit, the final boss! We've got to save our strength to take him down!" Are you trying to waste your energy on these miscellaneous soldiers? Or come with me to defeat the Great Demon King and win this glory? β
"But, but ......"
"But do you expect me to do everything and then pick up the glory of defeating the demons for nothing? Aren't you dwarves the most honor-worthy ancient people? How can you do such a cheating and slippery thing? Oh my God, I can't believe it, you-"
In a few words, the dwarf was said to be so old that his face turned red, and he raised his hand in surrender: "Understood, understood!" Can't I go? β
It is worthy of the grandeur of the underground people, when the dwarf holds an electric horn and stands on the hillside, that "Kun Jin is hot and scalded Tuntun Tun The sound (referring to the insults) immediately resounded throughout Pelican Town.
The horn sounded, and the walking dead wandering at the foot of the mountain turned their heads in unison. In the next second, as if digging an ant's nest, more than two dozen zombies suddenly erupted and rushed towards the hillside. It's vicious, and it's scary to watch.
A horde of zombies is approaching!
Nan Xiao saw that his little heart was puffing, and he hurriedly started the lawn mower. He gestured to the dwarf and motioned for him to operate the lawn mower as well. The dwarf looked resistant, and finally reluctantly grabbed the handrail of a lawnmower.
A large lawn mower on four wheels, with sharp blades in front of it that snap and open. Let's describe it vividly, like a haircut clipper that has been magnified dozens of times. With the click of two rows of blades, a small tough bush as thick as a walnut can be brought down. Are zombies harder than small bushes? Definitely not.
In the blink of an eye, I was in love with the zombies. Click, click, first break the leg, then cut it from the waist, and the flesh and blood foam were thrown everywhere in the trench.
Zombies are not afraid of pain at all, and they don't scream when they are chopped. Nan Xiao was a little unbearable at first, but then he adapted to it without any psychological burden.
Blocked in a trench and formed a line, the zombies behind were no threat. These brainless guys desperately want to squeeze to the front, but they can't squeeze in and are in a hurry, and even move to the back of their accomplices' heads. And the one at the top can't actually hurt Nan Xiao. There is also a four-wheel lawn mower in the middle, which is more than three meters long.
Crazy zombies have the power to go nowhere, smashing the lawn mower.
This lawn mower is really sturdy. The front face is made of thick steel plates, which can be smashed casually.
Mowing the lawn! The four-wheel drive lawn mower has a lot of horsepower, so you don't have to work hard, just hold on to the handrail and control the direction.
Push forward, push. Lawn mowers push through the entire trench, chopping up infected villagers along the way, leaving a trail of flesh and blood.
In less than ten minutes, twenty or thirty zombies were taken over. It's all smashed, and you can't put it together.
In a pool of blood, Nan Xiao saw a lock of blue hair. It's a pity that Emily is a very lively barmaid, and in the end, it turned out to be such an ending.
The dwarf held the handrail of the lawnmower blankly, looked back at the crimson alley he had just pushed out, and said to himself, "Is it so simple? The dwarves have been fighting the shadow fanatics for thousands of years......"
So you have to use your brains to fight. If you keep fighting the war the same way as you did thousands of years ago, you will be reduced to the bear you are now.
Nan Xiao patted him on the shoulder: "Let's go, let's go to the community center." β