"When will I be able to catch up with the beauty~"

#每日亿问#

#吾日三省吾身:#

#今天追到美人了吗?? #

#今天亲到美人了吗?? #

#今天扑倒美人了吗??? #

The boss of the beauty: Our two single dogs are really sympathetic to each other, and the same cool and miserable relatives ~~~

Unequipped: Master...

Unplaced: I'm not a single dog, I have a daughter-in-law...

Although he hasn't caught up with his own children yet, in Fu Ji's heart, Shi Yun is his daughter-in-law.

"Fart! I have a daughter-in-law and a daughter-in-law who comes to ask for advice on what to chase her husband!! ”

"Do you sincerely want to die of acid????"

Unequipped: He's just shy.

“......”

Shi Yun suddenly remembered the few questions he asked last time, how did he sore himself to death and feed him full of dog food.

It's okay not to talk about this, but as soon as he talks about this, Shi Yun thinks of the tragic deeds he had just been ridiculed by his unscrupulous parents and the bleak reality of the beauty who hadn't caught up with the tip of his heart, and his heart became even more desperate.

My heart is so cold......

Cool wow wow.

(๑१д१) < too much!

Beauty's boss: Since it's your daughter-in-law, has he confessed to you???

Unplaced: ......

"Finally, it's not me who can't answer alone!"

Beauty's boss: Since it's your daughter-in-law, have you kissed him???

"She's really kissed this."

After all, when [unanswered] at that time, Shi Yunke was transformed into lemon essence, so now he remembered it.

Coincidentally, I can answer this one.

However, my apprentice should not be like me.

"It's the same girl, why is there such a big difference between people and people????

God is jealous of talents!

God must have seen that I was too handsome, and I was jealous!!

Irritating!

I won't let you take what you want~

Empty the dog food~

Don't care about capacity~

Leave me the beauty~

"Forget it, next."

Beauty's boss: Then since it's your daughter-in-law, have you ever seen your mother-in-law???

Unplaced: ......

Beauty's boss: Then since it's your daughter-in-law, the ugly in-laws always want to see your daughter-in-law, have you seen your mother-in-law???

Unplaced: ......

Shi Yun asked Shi Father almost exactly the same question about himself just now.

"It makes you sour, how good it is that everyone is desperate now~"

"The same is the end of the world, why should we have known each other when we meet~"

The boss of the beauty: Good boy, come on (ง•̀_•́)ง

Beauty's boss: I'm sure you can!

Beauty's boss: (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

After seeing that his apprentice was also desperate and did not react, Shi Yun was very satisfied and happily went offline.

After all, the last few questions not only did not stump [unplaced], but soured themselves.

I don't know what's going on, and I got an apprentice back???

This time, I finally got my face back.

(*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

-

"Didi, Didi."

[Silly Lin 2 from the house next door] called.

"What are you looking for me for?"

"Didn't I just come back from him? Why didn't you just say something? ”

"Little second son, do you have something to do? Who do you want to join? ”

Shi Yun answered the phone.

"Little devil, did you come to my house to eat just now~"

Hayashi's sneering voice came from the other end of the phone.

“......”

it

Who told him???

How could he have come up with the same intelligence as great wisdom!

"Nonsense!"

Don't you want my boss's character??!!!

Shi Yun had a small face and talked nonsense seriously.

"Huang Mao told me, you can't fool me~~~"

Lin Hagi was very proud.

I know!!

Huang Mao, you wait for me!!

"I'm going to learn how to cook~"

How did this topic turn so quickly!

"When I find my true destiny with my exquisite cooking skills, it depends on you being a single dog~~"

"Hahahahahaha~~~"

Sure enough, no matter how many turns the topic takes, they all want to be scared.

"You don't have talent~"

"Hmph, the training teacher said, as long as I work hard, master."

"Forget it."

"The skinny camel is bigger than the horse, and you are not as fat as the camel~"

#时允記飞刀*1#

"Success is 99 percent sweat and 1 percent talent, but even if you are 99 percent, you can't do 1 percent with cheats."

"And you're not hitting 99 percent."

Shi Yun laughed mercilessly.

#时允記飞刀*2#

"It's like ordinary players, no matter how hard they try, they can't beat RMB players."

"And even if you do it, it's not because of how hard ordinary players work, but because RMB players don't have enough RMB~~"

#时允記飞刀*3#

"Successful people never say that a diploma is not important, that a diploma is just a receipt for tuition, but his company almost never recruits people who do not have a diploma or a low diploma~"

#时允記飞刀*4#

Hmph, I still want to be scared.

It's so young.

〜( ̄▽ ̄〜)

I don't ask if the knife in my hand agrees~~~.

(*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑