Tang Mumu has not come out since she was driven back to the house by Long Zhang.

While thinking about breaking the foundation of Long Zhang and Li Qingtian not long ago, he gossiped and thought, who is the attacker and who is the recipient of these two people, or is it to attack each other?

In her heart, the more she thought about it, the more excited she became.

The vivid image kept in her mind, and she thought about it, and finally, in a long series of thoughts, fell asleep.

The next day, early in the morning, she was awakened by a burst of urine, she jumped out of bed, trying to go to the bathroom, but, the moment she opened the door, she hesitated......

What about open? Or not?

She remembered what Long Dashao had said yesterday that she would never be able to step out of this room without his order. If he accidentally broke the relationship between him and a certain man, would he really strangle her?

As soon as she thought of the dragon chapter that was like a wild beast yesterday, she subconsciously withdrew her hand, and she couldn't move......

Compared with peeing, life is the most important, and if you suffocate it, you can change your organ at most, and if your life is gone, you have to die for any organ. As the saying goes, die one, save everyone!

Tang Mumu thought so, so he quietly lay back on the bed again, counting the ducklings alone and bored......

A duckling, two eyes and two legs.

Two ducklings, four eyes and four legs.

Three ducklings, six eyes and six legs.

……

Tang Mumu was babbling and muttering, while doing multiplication calculations energetically, using his ten fingers without limit, and babbling in his mouth, finally concentrating himself on the things he wanted to pee......

When Long Zhang came back from breakfast, he saw that Tang Mumu's door was still closed, and while sarcastically mocking this woman lying on the bed was really like a pig, he raised his foot and kicked her door open directly.

Tang Mumu's head was full of ducks croaking, she endured it for nearly two hours, she couldn't help it, she covered her stomach sadly, and thought to herself, should she solve it directly in the room......

Woo, she really can't hold it anymore!

It's going to suffocate people!

Just as she was thinking about it, she jumped out of bed in a hurry, just took off the sick pants she was wearing, put her hands on her small underwear, and was about to hide in the corner, when she saw her bedroom door ruthlessly kicked open......

The pink pink pink little Nene that she didn't take off in a hurry was proudly exposed under Long Zhang's nose.

Tang Mumu: "......"

What's the rhythm?

Kick her door, break into her room?

As soon as she was nervous, she almost peed her pants......

Long Zhang's eyes also widened, staring at Tang Mumu's current appearance without blinking.

Her pants were dragging to her knees, and her hands were tugging at her little Nenen, and on top of that, a stupid pink pig was looking at him with open eyes......

These panties are really not sexy at all! It's ugly!

He frowned, looked at Tang Mumu unhappily, and snorted, "Early in the morning, what do you want to do?" ”

Take off your pants in the morning, and be embarrassed?

Tang Mumu finally came back to her senses, she stabbed and lifted her pants, looked at Long Zhang in horror, dragged her clothes stiffly, looked at him like a pervert, her body, and even took two steps back, and her voice was obviously defensive: "What are you going to do?" ”

"I'm asking you what to do!"

Long Zhang looked at Tang Mumu with disdain, feeling that his cognition of women had been refreshed by this woman without a lower limit!

Sleeping on the road, exposing himself with open breasts, eating like crazy in the cafeteria in the ward, and now, wearing such ugly panties to him......

Is this still a woman?

She's just like the pig in her panties, stupid!

"I'm ......" Tang Mumu's face turned red, she lowered her head and lowered her eyes, she really didn't have the face to admit that she wanted to find a corner of his house to pee......

"What are you blushing for?" Long Zhang watched her face turn red, and a pair of ears were also red, he frowned and snorted.

"......" Tang Mumu couldn't explain and didn't want to explain.

"Are you supposed to be ......" a scene drifted through Long Zhang's mind.

The woman who was not like a woman was doing something to comfort herself......

The corners of his mouth twitched, and the eyes that looked at Tang Mumu became even more contemptuous: "You shouldn't comfort yourself, right?" ”

"Huh?" Tang Mumu couldn't understand the meaning of Long Zhang's words.

"Idiot." If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't find a suitable candidate for a while, Long Zhang really wanted to carry this woman and throw her out of his home now, "Don't you understand?" Then I'll be more simply! - Masturbation? Do you understand? Or, to put it more bluntly, you don't think you're trying to strengthen yourself! ”

“……”

Tang Mumu was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly became furious: "You just want to strengthen yourself!" Wow! ”

"So what are you trying to do? What do you do when you take off your pants in the morning! ”

"I want to pee!" Tang Mumu yelled at him.

"Pee?" There was some doubt in Long Zhang's eyes: "Go to the bathroom to urinate, when do you take off your pants in the room?" ”

After that, his eyes suddenly widened, and he yelled at Tang Mumu with his head covered his face: "You don't really want to urinate in the house!" ”

“……”

Tang Mumu had no face to admit it.

However, in Long Zhang's opinion, her silence was already a tacit acquiescence.

His eyes widened incredulously, and he looked at Tang Mumu like a pervert: "I'll rub, Tang Mumu, are you really going to urinate in the house?" ”

He rubbed his eyebrows, and threw her an eye knife with hatred: "You can die if you take two steps to the bathroom!" Aren't you disgusting, this room is for you to sleep, and you use this place as a toilet? Holy, you're the most disgusting woman I've ever seen in the world. And, of course, the most perverted woman! You, you're not human at all! ”

The thought of him sleeping with such a woman a few nights ago made him panic: "It's disgusting, I actually slept with you......"

The more he talked, the more outrageous it became, and in the end, it even rose to the point of doubting whether she was a pervert or a human being......

This bastard!

Tang Mumu was furious.

She glared at Long Zhang and snorted: "Long Zhang, you didn't allow me to go out of the room, I had no choice but to do that, you think, I don't feel disgusting!" But it's all your fault! ”

Because he was afraid that she would break his passion, he resolutely sacrificed her freedom.

Long Zhang is the most bastard in the whole world!

is such a man, and thanks to those women who are not long-eyed, they worship him as a male god, and spend so much attention to his preferences and gossip every day.

"When am I not going to let you out of the room?" Long Zhang looked at Tang Mumu depressedly, and was really defeated by her.

In this way, could it be that she wanted to urinate in the bedroom so deadly, and it became his fault?

This pervert.

"It was last night!"

So, Tang Mumu gave Long Zhang the original interpretation of last night's scene, she said while gesturing......

"Let go of your special heart!" She raised her eyebrows, stared at her big eyes, and her voice was deliberately rough, playing the role of a dragon chapter in anger.

"Please give me the most complete trust, I swear, I really swear, even though I am a journalist, but I really will not go out and chew the root of my tongue. Don't worry, I'll be 100% rotten in my stomach about your business. ”

"Say, what's the relationship between the two of us?"

"Good friends."

"Is this what you really think in your heart?" She snorted coldly, and there were really two breaths that she snorted out of her nose.

"Yes! Yes! 100% yes! ”

"I'll give you one more chance, to be honest!"

"What I just said is the truth, but if you don't believe it, I can't help it, you let me say it again, I still have the same answer. Or is it, what do you want me to say? Don't worry, as long as you let me say, I will do it, I will do it! There will be no ambiguity! ”

Finally, she frowned and roared, "Go to your room, you are not allowed to come out without my order!" ”

The scene is restored.

“……”

When Long Zhang recalled that clip at that time, he also realized that although Tang Mumu was a reporter, she had to say that her ability to imitate people was also first-class.

But......

Wait, he was so vicious last night? Why was she interpreted as a demon who kills people without blinking?

He snorted coldly, "Aren't you in a hurry?" Not going to fix it? ”

Tang Mumu suddenly stopped his high-level similarity imitation, and like a gust of wind, he rushed out of the room and ran into the bathroom in minutes.

Long Zhang frowned and glanced at the door that had been closed by her.

He had heard him right, and she had turned the door away......

Finally, when Tang Mumu came out refreshed, Long Zhang had already packed up. Glancing dissatisfiedly at the hospital gown she was wearing, he said, "Let's go." ”

"Where?" Tang Mumu said: "I haven't eaten breakfast yet." ”

"Eat, you." Long Zhang almost burst out of this sentence, but he held back, slowed down his voice, and said to her, "Go out and eat whatever you want." ”

"I want to eat egg scones."

“……”

"Another tea egg, a cup of millet pumpkin porridge, it's enough, it doesn't cost much."

Tang Mumu calculated, an egg scramble costs five yuan, a tea egg costs one yuan, and a cup of millet pumpkin porridge costs three yuan, adding up to nine yuan, which is not enough for ten yuan, so she said generously: "A total of nine yuan, you keep the account, I will pay you back ten yuan at that time." A piece is counted as interest, borrowed and repaid, and there are contacts and contacts, and no one suffers a loss. ”

Long Zhang: "......"

He and this woman are not only a generation gap in IQ, but also in living standards......

He is rare for a dollar of interest?

But, then again, what is an egg scramble? Is that stuff delicious?

Of course, the tall Long Zhang would not ask this question, he went out coldly and arrogantly, and left gracefully. Tang Mumu stepped on the slippers she wore from the hospital and followed behind her.

In the end, Long Zhang did not take Tang Mumu to eat egg scones, but ordered her to stay in the car, and he went to the breakfast restaurant he often went to and packed a set meal for her.

Taste, naturally, is what he likes to eat.

Tang Mumu looked at his back and thought to himself, he estimated that he was embarrassed......

Tang Mumu's eyebrows and eyes were crooked, even if he was full, he still drank the last half cup of vegetable porridge. She touched her stomach and sighed, "This is the best breakfast I've ever had." ”

After speaking, she turned her head and asked him, "How much?" ”

After asking clearly, she will keep the accounts, and when she has money in the future, she will return it to him together.

"Eight hundred and eighty-eight." Long Zhang asked lightly.

"Poof-" Tang Mumu was frightened, nervous, and almost vomited out what she had just eaten in her stomach......

She looked at Long Zhang painfully, very depressed: "The gold you eat, it's just a breakfast, why is it so expensive?" ”