Chapter 153: Killed by the dog food he distributed
"Hawthorn contains a lot of vitamin C, and if you eat it with shrimp, you will poison people."
Lin Hagi was very proud to show off his knowledge, and there was a feeling of inadequacy in his tone, as if to say [Little devil, let me find out about your illiterate identity].
Lin Hao, who was deeply injured by Shi Yun's flying knife, desperately wanted to go back and turn over with a salted fish.
But.
He may have forgotten that the salted fish is still a salted fish when it turns over, and that side may be even saltier......
"Little second son, I said you were stupid, you still don't believe it."
The second son is really a man, and there are so many things.
Less hair, more things!
Shi Yun, who had rejected many dish suggestions, heard Lin Hao's voice of finding fault again, and his temper suddenly came up.
I can endure it, and I can't bear the knife in my hand!
"First of all, I want to give you a science popularization for the little second son."
"Vitamin C may indeed reduce the pentavalent arsenic in shrimp meat to trivalent arsenic."
"But!"
"This requires certain conditions and doses to react, and it's not like you will die on the spot if you eat a little."
"If you want to reduce all of it to trivalent arsenic, you have to eat at least about 125 kilograms of shrimp at a time, plus a huge amount of vitamin C to die."
It is also not known who is illiterate.
"At this time, I just don't know if you are killed by food or supported by food."
#时允記飞刀*8#
"Of course, it's also possible that the urine in your head came out and you suffocated to death."
#时允記飞刀*9#
#时允記飞刀从不认输#
#不出鞘则已, you will see blood when you come out#
“......”
"Hey... Hey... Is it? ”
"Brother, you say... It's good to say... Interesting. ”
Lin Hagi accidentally exposed his true identity and laughed very embarrassedly.
Who is a brother with you!
Sisters are pretty much the same!
"Didi, Didi."
"Didi, Didi."
Didn't I turn off my computer?
I remember that I went offline, huh?
Why is that starting to ring again?
Did I remember wrong?
It's good, it's old, it's old, and my memory is declining.
#来自一个未成年人的莫名苍老感#
"Okay, okay, I'll not tell you, people are too stupid."
“......”
Shi Yun hung up the phone and ran to the desk to open the notebook.
Unequipped: Master.
Unequipped: Master.
Unequipped: Master, are you there?
Unequipped: Master, are you there?
Unequipped: Master, are you there?
Unequipped: Master, Master, are you there?
Sure enough, the essence of human beings is a repeater.
┐(─__─)┌
I didn't expect such a well-behaved cub to escape this law.
Shi Yun originally wanted to pretend to be dead, but for some reason, as soon as he touched [Unplaced], he felt an inexplicable softness in his heart, an indescribable wonderful feeling......
Of course, the current Shi Gangzhi Yun doesn't have any discernment ability, and he doesn't want to use his brain to just attribute his laziness to the deep love between master and apprentice.
Beauty's boss: Good apprentice, is there anything you want to help the teacher?
Unanswered: Doesn't Master want to help the apprentice solve the marriage matter?
“……”
Don't want to.
Children are thinking about something in their heads every day!
Don't know how to study hard?
I haven't married a beautiful woman yet!
You want to chase your husband!
When I came back, the apprentices all had daughters-in-law, and the master hadn't caught up with his wife yet.....
Don't I want to lose face?!
Wait for when the teacher will catch up with the master for you, and then talk about the apprentice.
Beauty's boss: Children should study hard. Don't keep thinking about these men and women.
Unplaced: Master, the apprentice's grades are very good, and he is the first wherever he is. At this point, my father doesn't have to worry that I am not worthy of my daughter-in-law.
“……”
the groove.
Why did you still pick up a student apprentice???
The boss of the beauty: Girls have to be ambitious in all directions, how can they let these lovers stumble!
Unplaced: Master, what the apprentice thinks and wants is just him.
“……”