Xia Chen'an: "......", yes, right? Eat all this vinegar?

Xia Chenan glanced at the amount on the check, and thought, I don't call baby, I call dear, and then nodded: "Deal." ”

When Xia Chenan stretched out his hand and was about to take the check, he suddenly threw a wink at Han Jingnian as if he had thought of something: "Brother-in-law, you add another zero to me, and I will tell you a secret." ”

"No ......" Han Jingnian didn't think about it, so he opened his mouth.

It's just that the word "interest" behind him didn't come out, and Xia Chenan spoke up again: "About my sister." ”

Han Jingnian's follow-up words disappeared from his lips in an instant, and when he spoke again, he became one: "Okay." ”

After Han Jingnian finished making up another zero with a pen, Xia Chen'an opened his mouth: "My sister, she can't get drunk, she actually drinks very badly, it's okay to drink beer, she gets drunk after a little bit of liquor, the key is that after she gets drunk, she has a hobby, which is ......"

As he spoke, Xia Chen'an leaned into Han Jingnian's ear and lowered his voice: "...... I like to take off my clothes, and I have to take them off completely. ”

"What's more, even if she takes off her own clothes, she will also take off other people's clothes, and she will also strip others off......"

"Isn't my secret very valuable, you can pour some wine on my sister and enjoy the feeling of being stripped of her clothes, hehehe......"

In Xia Chen'an's evil smile, Han Jingnian suddenly had a cold face, lifted his pen, and crossed out three zeros.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing, I'll tell you the secret, why do you have to cross out three zero......s" Speaking of this, Xia Chen'an suddenly understood: "Damn, isn't it, you also eat this old vinegar?" My sister was drunk twice in front of me, and those two times were when she was a child, and she didn't strip naked, at least she had a panty left, and then she knew about her quirk, and she didn't let herself really get drunk......"

As Xia Chen'an spoke, Han Jingnian crossed out two zeros with a cold face.

"You, you, your subordinates, be merciful, you are like this, I can't love you anymore! You care about this, did I bathe my sister when I was a child, and you have to worry about it too? I've also changed my sister's diaper, do you have to worry about it? ”

Han Jingnian silently lifted the pen and crossed out two zeros.

Xia Chen'an: "......", it's really calculating!

Han Jingnian shook the check in his hand: "Do you want it?" If you don't want me, I'll tear it. ”

"Are you threatening me? Dear brother-in-law, believe it or not, I'm calling my sister right now......"

Before Xia Chen'an's words were settled, Han Jingnian raised his mobile phone unhurriedly, and his tone instantly became much more innocent: "It's me, your brother was drunk last night and didn't pick you up, please let me pick you up, and now he has to say that I drugged him, so he couldn't pick you up, and he is forcing me to give him money." ”

Xia Chen'an looked at Han Jingnian, who had become aggrieved in an instant, and his eyes almost fell to the ground: "??? ”

Damn, what kind of fairy operation is this? Is there such a reversal of black and white?

"Sister, I'm joking with my brother-in-law, haha, joking...... It's not this year's April Fool's Day, go back in time and have a ......" Xia Chen'an snatched Han Jingnian's mobile phone and coaxed Xia Goodnight in a good voice.