Chapter 30: This Pervert Is Not My Apprentice
"Hey, master, what are you doing? You've broken my heart by doing this. A young man with pale blond hair came to the training ground where Mu Chengfeng was uninvited, and his eyes were sad: "Master, I am very heartbroken. ”
Glancing at the goods, Mu Chengfeng rolled his eyes: "I think it's better for you to wear a skirt at this time." ”
"Skirts, women's clothing? Oh roar, little still has this hobby? Wear one. "As a woman, the soul of gossip is engraved deep in the genes, and it is burning at the moment.
"Sister, wronged, I'm a straight man of steel, how can I wear that kind of thing" The young man wiped the sweat from his head: "Shouldn't I sneak out." ”
"It's chilly down there, you said." Revealing the old bottom, Mu Chengfeng is professional.
"Ho ho, wear one, anyway, a piece of meat is indispensable, and my sister has several sets there, long and short, thin and thick." Gu Na compared a camera with both hands: "Well, the figure looks good, it must be good to wear." ”
"Sister Na?" The young man's tone was weak: "You are serious. ”
Guna nodded heavily, "Well, seriously." ”
So the boy ran away.
But in front of the mentor Guna, it was all in vain, and after a few seconds of planting, the meat bench under Guna's ass went from one to two.
"Hey! It's a pity that I was caught, but master, I'm lying on top of you now, and I'm still a little excited in my heart, but I don't know if I'm impulsive. ”
"If you don't want to die, Luke's life"
Mu Chengfeng will not give this kind of perverted guy a good face, even if this guy keeps saying that he is his apprentice, how can this kind of bastard be an apprentice.
What is an apprentice?
The first is to be able to pit! It can extract a huge amount of surplus value from it.
What is an apprentice?
The second is to be able to deceive! can deceive apprentices to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire and be willing.
What is an apprentice?
The third is filial piety! Treasures, elixirs, and beautiful fairies all had to be brought to the master to enjoy.
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All of the above is a good apprentice in Mu Chengfeng's mind, as for this apprentice, hehe, which one is qualified?
"Xiao Keming, it turns out that you still have this relationship." patting Lu Keming's neck, Gu Na's mood was even happier: "Na, who will attack and who will suffer?" ”
"Sister Na, don't, my relationship with the master is very pure, I swear to our voyeuristic friend, I am a straight man of steel, and my favorite is a girl." So the boy swore to their voyeuristic friend. But are you sure you want to say that?
"Oh, yes, yes, it's amazing." Gu Na patted her head and redoubled her strength: "The son can be taught, come and tell my sister about the details, whether the girl is tall, whether she is stiff or not, how does it compare with her sister?" ”
Finish the calf! Mu Chengfeng's eyes were black, and he knew that something was wrong.
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The society is in danger of being tired, and the living beings are in urgent need of being upside down.
Mu Chengfeng, who was hung upside down by a rope on a horizontal pillar, often wondered what the meaning of human existence would be, whether it would be small because of a lifetime of inaction, or would it be magnificent because of a great cause. On the road of life, people often encounter all kinds of tribulations and setbacks, they are devils, but they are also angels, they make people suffer, they make people more tenacious. The reason why man is human is because he is not afraid of doom and disasters, he will keep hope in desperate situations, and he will seek light in the darkness.
Is Mu Chengfeng thinking so? Apparently not, all he wanted now was to kill the stupid guy next to him who was also hung upside down.
"Bastard, as you wish."
"Hey, master, don't, I don't want to go to say this, you see there are so many people looking at us below, the more times like this, the more we have to love each other." Unlike Mu Chengfeng, Lu Keming at this time closed his eyes and enjoyed it, and he was not ashamed of it at all.
As for the "These are two perverts" sign erected below, it is estimated that he didn't see it either.
There are more and more onlookers, and they are all here to pay homage to the perverts.
"Hey, you see the perverted boss is hanged up."
"Isn't it right for perverts to be hung up, tsk, creatures are often in a hurry to hang upside down."
"I see the navel, it's round."
"Wow perverted, you see all men."
"Eh, who's that guy next to you, the hair color is so strange, is it a foreigner? But it's so cute."
"Yes, what a cute boy, but it's a pity that he's a pervert."
"Wow, it's so cute, I like it even if it's a pervert."
"You're a pervert too."
"I hate it......"
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"Master, you don't seem to be very popular." Lu Keming twisted his small waist: "I'm really happy to see such a cute girl, I saw Sister Xiaoya." ”
"See that little bastard, so what do you want?"
"Master, you say, I won't call you master in the future, how about changing my name to brother-in-law, if not, I'll marry Sister Na to you, master, this deal looks at it horizontally and vertically, it's all cost-effective for you."
"Do you want to die?"
"Don't mind, master, I'm just talking about it, look at you're in a hurry. Besides, if there is a real fight now, you may not be able to beat me, master. ”
Lu Keming's words made Mu Chengfeng itch between his teeth, this thing is the grandson of Old Man Lu, a D-class light powerhouse, and his strange hair color is a symbol of elemental affinity. As for why this guy has been called Master Mu Chengfeng, the ghost knows, could it be said that it is a voyeuristic friend, life enlightenment, Mu Chengfeng said that he can't remember clearly that day, saying that there are many things before, he doesn't seem to remember clearly, maybe something happened, but so what.
"Na, little white finch, look, the stupid Mu Chengfeng was hung up and dried into jerky. Oh ho ho ......ho ho
Glancing at the double ponytail, Mu Chengfeng simply closed his eyes, as the old saying goes, out of sight and out of mind.
"Hey, Sister Xiaoya, I haven't seen you for a long time, are you okay?"
Lu Keming gave a gentle greeting to the double ponytail, which scared the double ponytail into a spirit.
"Scared, big pervert, you didn't even wear a skirt."
As soon as the words of the double ponytail were blurted out, the excitement on the scene instantly froze, and the needle drop could be heard. But after a few seconds, the serene crowd erupted with even greater enthusiasm.
"It's so cute, strong, handsome, and women's clothes, I like it so much."
"Big guy, do you still accept the little brother, big guy, I'll hand you a knee."
"Big guy, big guy, I will not only hand you a knee, but I will also hand you a heavenly spirit cover."
"Oh, my big guy......"
Xiao Baique quietly wiped the sweat on his head in the crowd: "Miss Xiaoya, you seem to have done something amazing." ”