029 God counts and counts
"The dragon girl has tears, you can wash the ice paint of Hades!"
As soon as this sentence entered his ears, Duan Chu felt that there was a door, and the third abductor said that Hades Paint was very cold when it first touched the skin, and Liu Blind said that Hades Paint was Hades Ice Paint, proving that he understood Hades Paint.
After hearing this, the bead snorted.
The heart said that this blind man really had two hits, at least the dragon girl's tears and Hades' ice paint, and the battle was very neat.
Everyone was stunned by these two terms, and they were silent for a while.
Although Liu Blind couldn't see it, he knew his answer when he heard the atmosphere, and he calmed the audience.
"I'll tell you the answer, it's not for the sake of gold, but that you are more sincere, young man, and you tell the truth, even this master's clever calculations, and everything in heaven and earth knows everything!"
Liu Blind stroked his beard, his face was full of pride, and he didn't forget to brag about himself.
Everyone wanted to hear him explain the tears of the Yama Lacquer Dragon Maiden, and then they were desperately touting.
What is the reincarnation of Zhuge Liang of the Shu Han Dynasty, and Yuan Tiangang of the Tang Dynasty was reborn, almost praising Liu Blind to the sky.
Duan Chuyi really regarded him as a living immortal, and he couldn't suppress his excitement, so he hurriedly took two steps forward and asked Liu Blind: "Master, why can the dragon girl wash off the ice paint of Hades with tears?" ”
Liu Blind snorted, and suddenly his face sank.
"How can there be so many whys! When the ancestor preached, that's what he said, such as a thousand-year-old clam, who turned over and ambushed the corpse, where did the blind know why the old clam could ambush the corpse. ”
Duan Chu saw that Liu was a little impatient, and said that the masters were all weird tempers, but they couldn't annoy him.
"Then may I ask Master Liu, the dragon girl is in tears, where can I find it?"
Blind Liu replied: "If you want to find the tears of the dragon girl, you must first find the dragon, what is the dragon?" It can be big and small, and it can bend and stretch ......"
At this time, someone interjected: "Master, what you said is obviously Sun Dasheng's golden hoop stick." ”
Duan Chu glared, and the man immediately shrank behind the crowd.
"Nonsense, I haven't finished it yet, the dragon can travel clouds and rain, can the golden hoop stick too!"
When the blind man Liu said this, he changed his words: "Young man, if you want to know where to find the dragon, you can bring eight taels of gold over." ”
Duan Chu didn't hesitate and walked out of the crowd to find the beads.
Zhuzi was afraid that everyone would see her, and guessed that her face was Hades paint, so she hid behind a big tree.
After Duan Chu found her, he asked her for gold.
"Don't give! I won't wash the black paint on my face, you said you want to find a good person to marry me, I don't want to marry, besides, I will be picked up in the spring of the New Year. ”
"If you are in my house for one day, I will be responsible for one day, and I can't let you be looked down upon by others because of your black face."
"Hmph, a blind fortune teller, took a tael of gold, and opened his mouth for eight taels, this kind of lion has a big mouth, and at first glance it is a liar like a golden gilt, I would rather keep money to buy meat to eat!"
The beads were resolutely refused, and Duan Chu couldn't help it.
You can't beat her, besides, it may not be good to beat her, she has a temperament, and when she comes home, she may burn down the house.
Duan Chu was helpless, shook his head and came to the fortune-telling stall again.
"Master, there are eight taels of gold, but it's not in my hands at the moment, can I give it to you tomorrow?"
Liu Blind snorted and said, "That's it, you write a word, I'll test it, and if you have a fate, I'll teach it to you for free." ”
Duan Chu didn't write much, so he used his fingers to write the word "Chu" on the ground.
"Left clothes and right knife, knife cut clothes, you are a tailor ......"
Hearing Liu Blind say this, Duan Chu almost broke out in a cold sweat, and said in his heart that this blind man's word test was fake, and he wanted to deduce that his identity was true.
Thankfully, he didn't figure it out.
At this moment, Liu Blind reached out and touched the words on the ground again.
When his hand left the ground, his face instantly turned cold.
"No, you are next to the court, the dot is very small, but it looks like a side, the etiquette, the etiquette, the left etiquette and the right blade, according to the etiquette law to cut off people's heads - you are an executioner!"
Duan Chu heard this, and quickly wiped off the word "Chu" on the ground.
He rewrote the word "paragraph".
"Master, I made a mistake in the words just now, and I rewrote one, you can test it again."
Liu Blind touched the ground again and said, "Duan, one knife and two paragraphs, you are still the executioner!" I'm sorry, but I don't deal with executioners and servants! Please go back and forth! ”
Liu Blind is very accurate in measuring words, and in Duan Chuchu's heart, he feels more and more that he is a peerless master.
Duan Chu didn't want to give up easily, and wanted to fight for it.
"Boy, you made an exception for this master, but this master is lenient, and now he will repay his grievances with virtue, and finally teach you a secret technique: the dragon is afraid of rice grains, and a bucket of white rice can be lowered."
After Liu Blind finished speaking, he waved his hand, very resolutely.
Duan Chu knew that it would be in vain to fight for it, so he bowed to Liu Blind and turned to leave.
When Duan Chu walked away, everyone couldn't help but ask Liu Blind why he made a rule and didn't deal with the executioner.
Blind Liu did not refute everyone's face this time.
"Executioners and servants deal with the dead all year round, some of them are full of bad luck, and some of them have accumulated a lot of skills to drive away evil spirits."
"There is a saying, the executioner's knife, the eyes of the puppet, hide in the yamen to make money."
"They have an official background, so they are called the two little red doors in the business of eating the dead."
"Back then, my master, who was really a last resort, was as wise as him, but because he provoked the two little red doors, he was killed by a fake eye!"
When the blind man said this, he stood up and looked up to the sky and sighed.
"Master Liu, what is the eye of the puppet?" Seeing that Liu was blind and leaving, someone pulled him and asked.
"The eye of the work, to put it simply, is the eye of yin and yang, which can destroy all illusions, and it is also very terrifying...... It's so cold and I'm hungry, I'm going home for something to eat, see you later! ”
When the blind man said this, he shook off the man's hand and clamped the stall roll under his armpit.
Da Da Da, the bamboo cane lit the bluestone slab, and the blind man walked away.
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On the way home, Duan Chu kept complaining that Zhuzi didn't give money, and Zhuzi didn't explain, so he found a four-treasure shop in the study, bought pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, and found an old book stall and bought a few books.
When the beads arrive home, they first look through the recipes they bought.
According to the recipe, she made two meat, two vegetarian and four dishes, and cooked egg soup.
She shouted Duan Chu to eat, but Duan Chu just didn't come.
"Liu Blind can know my identity through word measurement, even if I change the word, I can't escape his eyes, he is obviously a master of Taoism, and he is definitely worth eight taels of gold!"
Beads laughed when they heard it.
"My stupid brother, where is his word measurement, his nose is very smart, he smells the murderous and bloody smell on your body, when you get close, don't you see him sniffling!"
The beads coaxed again, and Duan Chu sat down to eat.
In the evening, Duan Chu planned to go to Mr. Wei and ask Mr. Wei where he could find the dragon.
After all, Mr. Wei is very knowledgeable, and maybe there will be unexpected gains from his mouth.
Zhu Zi walked over and stopped Duan Chu.
"Mr. Wei is a literati, where do you know about yin and yang, it's useless for you to look for him, or at home, I'll teach you to read and hyphenation."
Zhuzi's words reminded Duan Chu.
"Yes, yes, yes, with a literati like Mr. Wei, I still don't talk about ghosts, gods, dragons and phoenixes, how do you say that, Zi is silent......"
Duan Chu scratched his head, and then he forgot the words again.
"The son is silent, and the power is confused! Look at it, you can't even speak, so you're not afraid to go out and lose Lord Wen's face in the future! It's better to stay at home honestly, learn and learn from time to time, and don't say anything! ”