Chapter 42: Ghost Upper Body
The one who fell to the ground was the mentally retarded ghost he met at the Internet cafΓ© yesterday.
In Yan Yu's eyes, this kind of delirious imp didn't pose much of a threat at all, so he didn't take it seriously before.
However, just as he was about to make a move on the mentally retarded ghost, a mutation protruded!
The yin qi in the room suddenly formed a whirlwind, directly pushing Yan Yu away and burrowing into the body of the mentally retarded ghost!
Immediately after, the mentally retarded ghost, who was originally extremely weak, suddenly changed his momentum, and he had a tendency to grow into a powerful ghost!
"What's the situation?!" Master Cao was so frightened that he hid behind Su Han for the first time.
Yan Yu got up from the ground in embarrassment, and said with a calm face: "We came too coincidentally, just after the first time, this mentally retarded ghost has passed the first seven!" β
After the first seven years, the ghost is not afraid of the sun, the yin energy has increased greatly, and the strength is extraordinary!
Fortunately, the mentally retarded ghost still seemed to be delirious, and his resentment was not deep, and he did not kill evil, so Yan Yu was still sure to control it.
I saw the mentally retarded ghost flying up from the ground, and a burst of ferocity erupted in his eyes, and he rushed towards Yan Yu again: "For Noxus!" β
"Nock, your sister!" Yan Yu was speechless, and instantly bit the tip of his tongue, and a mouthful of blood sprayed on the body of the mentally retarded ghost, and the mentally retarded ghost's body was suddenly scalded out of several holes, screaming and retreating.
This mentally retarded ghost can be said to be the most bizarre ghost Yan Yu and Su Han have seen over the years, obviously his strength is very strong, but he doesn't know how to use it, and when he makes a move, it's either Demacia or Noxus, it's just a serious secondary school Internet addict teenager!
Yan Yu made a move to defeat the enemy, and he was ready to step forward and catch the mentally retarded ghost with a bloody red rope.
However, as soon as he came to the mentally retarded ghost, the mentally retarded ghost's body suddenly turned into a cloud of black smoke, instantly passing over Yan Yu and rushing towards Su Han!
"Teacher Su, be careful!" Yan Yu's face changed.
Su Han's movements were agile, and when the mentally retarded ghost was about to touch her, he directly bent down to dodge, and then-
Master Cao, who was standing behind her, yelled with horror on his face: "I'll wipe it! β
As soon as he opened his mouth, the black smoke went directly into Master Cao's mouth, his eyes widened, and he swallowed into his stomach with a grunt.
"Hiccupβ" Master Cao let out a long hiccup.
"You swallowed it?!" Yan Yu exclaimed.
Master Cao nodded bitterly.
Su Han asked, "How do you feel?" β
"It's a little salty......"
"We're asking how your body feels, hey!" Yan Yu roared.
"Body...... Oh me...... Hey...... How can I ......"
Before the words fell, Master Cao rolled his eyes suddenly, twitching all over, and then slowly stood on tiptoe under the gaze of Yan Yu and Su Han.
A person who is subjected to a demon cannot let his heel hit the ground.
"Woohoo!!" Da Hei began to yell at Master Cao.
Su Han also encountered the ghost upper body for the first time, in her eyes, the faces of Master Cao and the mentally retarded ghost fused together, and the expression on her face seemed to be smiling rather than smiling, which was extremely penetrating.
"Computer...... Computer...... Where's my computer!? β
Master Cao suddenly opened his eyes, there were no pupils in his eyes, only the whites of his eyes, he pushed Yan Yu and Su Han away, and rushed straight into the bedroom.
The two hurriedly followed, only to see Master Cao sitting in front of the computer, frantically tapping on the keyboard and mouse, and saying, "My teammates are still waiting for me, I can't hang up......"
Seeing the appearance of the mentally retarded ghost, Yan Yu and Su Han were not in a hurry.
Su Han said helplessly: "Have you ever encountered this situation before?" β
Yan Yu was also a little speechless: "I've never seen it, didn't you say it, this ghost is mentally retarded among ghosts, even if he has a little strength, it seems that he won't do anything really harmful." β
When I was in the Internet cafΓ© yesterday, this mentally retarded ghost seemed to crawl on top of him just to watch the fat man play games.
"It seems that this little ghost was an Internet addict boy before his death...... Delirious because you play too much of the game? Su Han wondered.
"It shouldn't have anything to do with the game, if he just dies because of the game, there can be no resentment." Yan Yu shook his head.
"So what do we do now?"
"Go and get the chopsticks in the living room, and get the little ghost out of Lao Cao's body first."
Now is not the time to joke, so Su Han immediately went to the living room and took the chopsticks from the blue and white bowl.
"Chopsticks have yang energy, use it to clip Lao Cao's raw door, that is, the middle finger, you can force the little ghost out."
After Yan Yu finished speaking, he directly stepped forward and grabbed Master Cao's collar, dragged him to the bed, and pressed him down.
Master Cao also began to struggle, and even bit Yan Yu, so angry that Yan Yu punched Master Cao's two big gold teeth.
"What are you doing in a daze, pinching his middle finger!"
Seeing this, Su Han hurriedly pinched Master Cao's middle finger with chopsticks, only to hear Master Cao's scream, and sure enough, a black smoke spit out of his mouth!
As soon as the black smoke left his body, he wanted to escape, Yan Yu's eyes were fast, and he instantly wrapped the black smoke with a red rope of dog blood, and then pulled it hard, and a ghost was pulled out of the black smoke by him!
The red rope of dog blood was wrapped around the neck of the mentally retarded ghost, making a hissing sound, as if it was melting the body of the mentally retarded ghost, and the mentally retarded ghost struggled for a while, and found that he could not escape, and suddenly became a lot more honest.
"Run, aren't you very capable, and bite Lao Tzu!" Yan Yu kicked the mentally retarded ghost in frustration.
"No...... I didn't dare to run...... Uncle Yang, save me, save me! β
Who knew that when Yan Yu kicked like this, the mentally retarded ghost actually cried bitterly, and even knelt on the ground and kowtowed, and then stepped forward and hugged Yan Yu's thigh!
"Huh? So thoroughly? Yan Yu was a little confused.
At this time, Master Cao woke up faintly, and he stood up with his waist in his hands: "I'll go...... How did I feel like I had just been beaten up...... Huh? Where's my front teeth?! β
"On the ground, pick it up yourself." Su Han said with disgust on his face.
The big gold tooth was the only valuable thing in Master Cao's body, so he hurriedly lay on the ground and picked up the big gold tooth, and after blowing a few breaths, he went back to it.
"What the hell just happened?" Master Cao wondered.
"You've been ghosted."
Master Cao suddenly panicked: "Then will I die?" β
"Yes." Yan Yu nodded.
Master Cao's face turned from red to blue, and finally turned black directly, and tears of remorse flowed in his cloudy old eyes: "If I knew this, I should have seized the opportunity to do a full set of 998 ...... yesterday."
"......" Yan Yu.
βοΌοΌοΌβ Su Han.
"Master, am I really going to die, can't I continue for a few more years?" Master Cao asked.
"You're going to die, I'm going to die, everybody is going to die, but not now."
Master Cao was stunned for a while before he reacted, and when he learned that he would not die, he was immediately full of joy, and he was even thinking about whether to make a full set of 998 tonight to reward his brave self.
Yan Yu glanced at the mentally retarded ghost: "This guy was also caught by us, now think about how to deal with him." β
"Can't you just kill you?" Su Han asked.
Yan Yu couldn't cry or laugh: "How can there be a reason to scatter your soul when you come up, indiscriminately killing ghosts will damage yin morality." β
"But we can't leave him here, can we?"
Yan Yu sighed: "Let's lock him up here first, I only have one death post left, I can't waste it, I will personally send him to the City God Temple tomorrow night." β
The deceased post was painted by Yan Yu before going down the mountain, although he can still paint it now, but the city may not be able to buy the materials for a while.
He has just arrived in Rongcheng, and he is also going to take this opportunity to meet the city god of Rongcheng, if he can get in touch, it will be much easier to do things in the future.
It took a while for the mentally retarded ghost to let go of Yan Yu's thigh, and he stopped crying.
Yan Yu tied the other end of the red rope to the window, and the mentally retarded ghost curled up under the window like a house dog.
His mouth kept repeating:
"I was wrong...... I was wrong...... Don't send me to room 13......"