Chapter 60: The Poor-Mouthed Crossbowman, Di Yan
I accidentally broke into a haunted house in the village, and after I got rid of the two 'female ghosts', I ran into a crossbow man, but he was too far from the American drama character in my impression.
The gaffe of escaping provoked the ridicule of the crossbowman, and I didn't bother to pay attention to him, I just wanted to get out of here quickly, and turned around to go to the cart.
The boy followed me in high spirits and said, "Don't go! It's hard to see a living person, let's have a good chat! β
Seeing that I was about to leave on a bicycle, the boy immediately stopped in front of me, put away his laughter and said, "Okay, okay, everyone will be afraid, I know, it's okay if I don't laugh!" β
I still want to go, but as soon as I move, the boy immediately uses the cross. The crossbow pointed at my head and said coldly, "I told you to stop, did you hear me?" If you dare to go one step further, I can give you a taste......"
Before he could finish his sentence, he saw the gun I was holding below, and the muzzle of the gun was facing him.
The boy squinted at me, then calmed down and said, "Okay, I don't mean anything. I've put it down now. β
As he spoke, he began to slowly move the cross. The crossbow was put aside, and I saw that there was no danger and withdrew the gun, but the dagger. Shou still clenched.
The boy smiled again and said, "What a guy who doesn't eat hard and soft!" Dude, let me tell you, I really haven't seen a living person in a long time! I walked around here before, and I just saw you enter the house, so I took a look on the roof opposite, you are quite interesting, especially the two times when you ran out and waved the knife, aha......" The boy saw that my face was not good for a moment, so he quickly held back his laughter and said: "Really, really, don't be in a hurry to go, let's talk!" It's time to relieve boredom! β
"Not available." I glanced at it.
"This way," said the boy, "are you hungry?" How about I treat you to a meal?! The place where I'm hiding is right behind here, there's food there, and I can't finish it alone, so let's go over and talk while eating! If you eat and leave, I won't be forced to stay! β
Divide your own food in order to find someone to talk to? Only the two demons in the house believed in this kind of thing.
When the boy saw that I was still leaving, he sat on the back frame of the car and said, "I see that you entered that house to find food, right?" I've got a lot of them! Eggs, instant noodles, pickles, that's right! And Chinese cabbage! The young leaves are juicy! Although it is raw, let's make a fire and make some water and boil it in a pot! Smooth and delicious! It's old! What do you think?! β
I swallowed and didn't speak.
"And yes! Don't you want to know what's going on in the room you just entered? Aren't you afraid of having nightmares every day after you leave like this?! Dream of dozens of ghosts running after you! Chase, chase! Run, run! I don't know ......if you lost your little pants when you turned around and ran after you."
Skinny and poor! But I have to admit that he is quite poor, and my stomach is almost cramping with hunger......
"Come down." I said reluctantly.
"Ah......" the boy also looked unhappy, "You still have to go!" Don't go! Talk to me! I'm suffocating! β
"Come down and lead the way!" I said impatiently.
The boy was stunned for a moment, laughed and jumped out of the car directly, picking up the cross. The strap of the crossbow was put on his back, and he said, "Okay! Follow me! Aha! It's in that house, come on! β
I put the dagger in my hand. The first one changed to a gun and slowly followed on a bicycle.
After a few turns, I followed him to a bungalow, and the boy pushed the door open and went in, and I got out of the car and walked in slowly. The courtyard was quite clean, and the boy took the lead as he told me about him.
"I'll tell you! I used to live in the city center, but then the zombies broke out, and I was separated from my family, and then I heard that there was a safe place, so I went to go and maybe I could find my family. As a result, on the way there, I found that Shinan was full of zombies, so I ran and ran here alone. I'll tell you that I'm really not good at it, that is, I love to talk! I used to be in the college dormitory and I couldn't say anything about me in the whole building! Every time there is a debate competition in the school, if it is from the department, our class will definitely be the champion, and if it is at the school level, then our department will also win! It's all up to me! Ahahahaha! My mouth can't be idle for even a minute! You said that now my brother is hiding here alone, half a month, ah, I haven't seen a normal living person, I can only talk and chat into the air, this boring one for me, I'm going crazy! β
I listened to his nagging while checking my surroundings, and it seemed that there were no traces of many people's lives here. When I entered the room, it was completely different from the yard, and the whole mess was like a garbage dump. I grabbed a chair and kicked some clutter with my foot and sat down on the chair.
"Look at it, you said that a good young man held it in such a dilapidated house for half a month, what does it feel like?! It's hard to see you today, so we really have to have a good chat! Otherwise, I don't even bother to clean up! The boy took a plastic bag from the sofa and threw it to me, saying, "There is food here, if you want to eat boiled cabbage or instant noodles, we can make a fire, but you have to be in the open space of the house inside, there is no way, it is easy to attract zombies by lighting a fire outside!" Oops! Look at my crossbow! What do you think! Handsome! β
The boy carried the crossbow to his shoulder, and then his expression suddenly became cold, glared at me and said, "Crossbow man! β
After saying that, he posed for a while, and then leaned over and said, "How is it?!" Have you ever seen The Walking Dead? The crossbowman inside, doesn't look like it?! I'm telling you, this thing is my baby! It was given to me by my third uncle when I was a child, and I always liked it! It's okay to cos the crossbow man.,I've got a lot of experience with this cosplay! Aha! β
I took out a pack of instant noodles from the bag, the packaging was still intact, I opened it and looked at it and felt that it was no problem, I broke a piece and handed it to the boy, he took it without saying a word and stuffed it into his mouth, and said excitedly while eating: "I told you, I'm happy to see you today!" Spread it out and eat it! All-you-can-eat! It's okay to eat it all! β
Seeing that he was okay after eating, I began to lower my head and eat instant noodles.
"If you don't like it, let's make a fire now! I'm also a must for making a fire, and I used to go out to play in the wild! It's all me who makes the fire! I'll tell you......"
While eating, I stretched out my hand in front of me and said, "Stop! Just say don't spray. β
The boy stroked a handful of instant noodle dregs on his mouth and continued, "I'm sorry! Say excited! I'm ......."
"Wait a minute!" I quickly interrupted him again and asked, "Tell me what the haunted house was all about." β
"Oooh! This one! I'm telling you, you don't know! At first, I thought it was too old! But then I realized that there were no ghosts! When I first came, there was an old man, who used to live here, and he told me that there were two women living in that house, an old man and a young woman, and both of them were sick! The young woman seemed to have some kind of anxiety disorder, and when she saw everyone, she said, 'You killed me.' And that old lady is also very evil, she likes to chat with young men, and the conversation is endless! Their house was still shady, and then everyone was scared, so they treated it as a haunted house, and no one dared to go again! β
Knowing that it wasn't a haunting, I was a little more grounded. But I really don't know how those two people live in this world. Thinking of this, I looked at the 'troll' in front of me again...... Alas, anyone can survive.
"Later, once I went out with my brother to look for food, he hung up without accumulating virtue, and I was left to live here alone for half a month! Oops! Oh my God! Half a month of sorrow and pain! I can't talk to those two women, I'm too cautious! It's just the two of them left around here, but fortunately, I met you today! By the way, I didn't know what your name was after all this time?! That's right! Let me introduce myself first, my name is Di Yan, I am 20 years old this year, I went to university at Yutian University of Science and Technology, and I studied computer science, but I tell you that I am ...... major."
"Shi Lei, 20." I hurriedly interrupted, not daring to say that I was also a computer, or he would be finished. I threw him a bottle of Wahaha and said, "You can drink saliva and rest for a while, okay?" β
"Okay, okay! No problem, you eat first! As soon as Di Yan opened the lid of the water bottle, he continued: "You eat as much as you want, you're welcome!" I got all this stuff from the small shop outside. Oops! I didn't expect the two of us to be the same age, it's really fate! Let me tell you that it's not easy for the two of us to meet each other, so we have to talk about it today! By the way, where are you from, I heard that there is a place where troops are stationed outside, and I want to take the time to check it out, do you want to ...... together?"
"Drink water!" I let out a loud cry and crushed the instant noodles in my hand, splashing the dregs on the ground.
Di Yan was stunned for a moment, and then began to pour water and drink.
Seeing that he finally stopped talking, I began to continue eating noodles. I flipped through the plastic bag again, and there were three bags of instant noodles, two bags of mustard, and four eggs. I shook the egg and it was raw again.
Di Yan seemed to have found a new topic, and hurriedly put down the water bottle and said, "How is it?" Are these enough? And what's more! I've got it here! β
He pulled out a backpack from a pile of miscellaneous items and handed it to me, and when I opened it, there were still bags of noodles and a cabbage. Di Yan said, "How is it? I've got enough here! I'm telling you, when you take these things, it's called a dangerous ......."
"Tired! Let me start with something for you. I interrupted.
"Oh? What's going on? What's the matter? β
"Haven't you met anyone else around here?"
"No! Didn't I just say it! Just those two women, I told you that this place is evil, and I feel like people are walking around the house when I sleep at night, and it's that vigorous... Oops! That uncomfortable yo! β
"Have you ever seen a man riding a bicycle with a gun?"
Di Yan was stunned for a moment, looked me up and down, and said, "Isn't that you?" β
"Uh...... It's holding a handful of 95 type. Automatic. Rifles. β
Di Yan didn't think about it, and said directly: "No! Don't talk about 95, it's the first time I've seen you with a pistol! What's going on? β
I shook my head, thinking to myself that I might not have a chance to see the robber again.
Di Yan saw that I didn't want to say any more, so he opened the conversation box again, chatting about all kinds of things that didn't matter.
I didn't listen to his legendary story anymore, and quickly finished eating the 'crispy noodles' in my hand, and took two more bites of mustard to smash the taste, and then made a raw egg and put it in my mouth, drank the saliva and swallowed it.
Gobbling it can make the stomach feel a lot more comfortable for a short time. I then emptied the plastic bag and filled it with two instant noodles, stood up and said, "Okay, I've heard you say enough, these two bags of noodles should be paid for me, and I left." β
After saying that, I walked out, and Di Yan hurriedly chased after me and asked, "Wait a while, wait a while!" Where are you going? There are as many cups as there is danger out there, where are you going?! β
Dangerous... Cup...... I seemed to be a little out of step of my mind, and without responding to him, I walked straight out of the room.
Di Yan chased after him, and said loudly as if he was a little anxious: "Wait, wait!" Where are you going?! β
"Find someone."
"Do you have to go? Can you still find it? What a mess out there! β
"They're my family." I walked out as I spoke.
"Family...... All right! I don't want to stay here anyway! I'll go with you! Wait a minute, I'll do it! Then he turned and went back to the house.
With me? With such a loudspeaker, you can't attract all the zombies in the city. I hurriedly walked out of the yard, and before Di Yan came out, I got on the bike and ran away.
I can't go back the way I came, so I have to go south. Lin Yang: The mark they left is to the south, I just need to bypass the zombies in the empty field and go back.
Before I turned a few corners, there was a slight roar behind me, and I looked back to see that Di Yan's kid was chasing after him on an electric car.
"Wait a minute! Don't ride that fast! β
Ouch, I'm angry! This zombie has been breaking out for more than a month, where did he get the electric car, and can he have electricity?!
It didn't take long for Di Yan to catch up with me, and he was carrying his cross. A crossbow and a few arrows, the arrows were tied to the back with a rope, and a backpack in the basket.
"Let me tell you, I really don't want to stay alone in this place anymore!"
I didn't have the heart to use my bicycle to fight for electricity, so I stopped immediately. Di Yan turned a corner in front of me, stopped the car and said to me: "Listen to me, listen to me tell you, I really talked too much just now, I know you must be annoyed to listen to it!" But I used to talk a lot, you think about it, I've been holding back for so long, and I'm finally waiting for a living person, so you just let me vent, I promise I won't in the future! Believe me! Then let's do it, I'll go with you, anyway, I'm sitting here and eating nothing, and I've long wanted to leave. Today, the two of us just have a team up and go out together! What do you think? β
Anyway, he didn't seem to have any ill intentions so far, and it was true that he had brought me food. The voice of this passage just now was much quieter than in the room, at least not two hundred and five. In addition, the most important thing is that I can't get rid of him now if I want to, and I can't kill him just because I'm upset.
"Just don't regret it." I reluctantly threw out a sentence.
"Can't! I tell you, I'm a man who never regrets it! My own choice, I carry it myself! β
"Let me remind you, if something happens to you on the road, I won't care." I tapped my waist and said, "I'll give you a ride when you're a burden." β
"I tell you, you can rest assured! I don't do it, you are so hostile! Di Yan also showed off his crossbow and said, "It won't be a burden!" I'm not living in vain! β
No more ink, and I continued to ride south. Di Yan followed beside him, although the volume was low, but the number of words was not less, and he criticized me from time to time for being too rigid as a person.
There are no zombies in the aisles here, only a few of them, and they can be avoided. Sometimes he glared at him when he was annoyed by Di Yan's nagging, and he closed his mouth every time, and then ran out with a twist of the handlebar, and then stopped humming a little song to look at me, and when I rode a bicycle to catch up, he began to continue talking.
After a dozen minutes of detouring through the dirt passages between the bungalows, I figured that I should have bypassed the open field, so I began to march westward.
The further west you go, the more zombies there are. Just about to pass a turn, I heard a movement over there, so I got out of the car and walked over to take a look, only to see six zombies wandering in the alley at the other end, blocking the road. There is no other way out here but to kill them first. I turned my head to look at Di Yan, he had already shut up, there were many zombies on this road, he had not said anything, his face was flushed, and it was uncomfortable to look at.
I made a 'six' gesture to him, Di Yan nodded, parked the electric car lightly, took the crossbow off his back and held it in his hand, and walked over slowly. I also took out the dagger. First, I thought about it in my heart. If these six come over one by one, I can solve it, but they will definitely have to go together, I hope this Di Yan is not a cabbage.
βShow timeοΌβ Di Yan suddenly said 'show time' in English, and then rushed out directly.
I was stunned for a moment, Di Yan was already standing in the middle of the road, holding a crossbow and whistling at those zombies. The six zombies noticed him and turned around slowly.
Sou!
The bolt was fired instantly, piercing the head of the first zombie. There was no time to load the arrows again, Di Yan pulled out the slash from his waist. The knife rushed up and directly cut off the neck of a zombie.
This kid really has two hits! Before I could sigh for long, Di Yan suddenly retreated and said to me: "I said classmate Shi Lei, didn't you let me go alone, did you?!" These are six zombies! We've got to show it together! β
I'm angry......
Di Yan wanted to say something, and I rushed out directly. He also stopped inking, and started to do it when he caught up. The two of them opened their bows left and right, and quickly solved these guys who were in the way.
"How? I'm okay! Aha! Di Yan said as he pulled out the crossbow arrow from the head of the first dead zombie and reloaded it.
I really didn't bother to pay attention to him, so I turned around and went to pick up the car. About five minutes later, I rode in front of the electric car in a chic manner, and Di Yan was panting on the bike in the back, shouting as he rode -
"Hey, big brother! I told you I wouldn't take you like this! β