Chapter 144: Baby Jump

Xiao Lei turned his head, but found that he had already sobered up. He looked at the ground in a daze, and Xiao Tian's last voice still echoed in his ears: "Thank you, brother." ’”

Several people who were listening to the story breathed a sigh of relief, and Xing Yi continued: "Later, Xiao Lei realized that his family was entangled in this curse that cannot be shaken off because of the wrong things done by his ancestors: if the family has a woman before adulthood, he will die. Their loved ones can be saved by the deceased, or they can be dragged by the deceased to die together. Xiao Lei understood all this, but he couldn't tell anyone else. Many years later, the people around me only felt that Xiao Lei was always looking at the ground alone in a daze, but they didn't know that Xiao Lei was just missing Xiao Tian. ”

The store was quiet, Xing Yi sighed deeply, and then said to the few people in front of him with a satisfied smile: "The story is finished, how is it?"

Ouyang Qing glanced at Bu Xiu slightly mischievously, as if to express "The ghost story of the Laughing Ghost Pavilion is not too scary, but very warm." Buxiu stood up and clapped his hands, smiling: "What a story." Ouyang Qing also stood up with Buxiu, Huang Li'er was stunned, and also stood up, except for Sha Xun, staring at Xingyi with a complicated face, and then got up and patted Xingyi's shoulder and said in a deep voice: "Brother, mourn." ”

Xingyi looked up at a few people, suddenly jumped up, pointed at Sha Xun's nose and shouted: "Playing with the sand! This is just a story I heard, not my own story!"

Sha Xun rarely didn't scold back, but slowly pressed Xingyi's hand and patted him on the shoulder.

Xing Yi was not angry when he saw this situation, he was stunned for a moment and then said with a smile: "Only if the story is well told, will it be misunderstood." Play with sand, you will be my first fan in the future, I will treat you preferentially, you wait and I will sign you. ”

Sha Xun immediately exploded: "You're a fan! Just playing stars, you're embarrassed to tell such a bad story?!"

"Then you can tell one! If it's better than me, I'll pout my ass and let you kick!"

"Ha! a word is a certainty!" Sha Xun touched his chin and smiled wickedly, "I have organized the story for so long, can I be worse than you?" By the way, he secretly glanced at Xingyi's buttocks, and there was a wicked smile on his face, and Huang Li'er's eyes lit up.

While the two were arguing, Huang Li'er whispered to Ouyang Qing and Bu Xiu: "Xingyi's story won't be me, how about it?

Ouyang Qing didn't know how to reply, just grabbed Huang Li'er's hand. Bu Xiu said softly: "In this world where you can come back to life even if you die, are ghost stories so terrible?"

Huang Li'er heard the meaning of Buxiu, he was not lamenting the horror of ghost stories, but lamenting the complexity of this world. So she sighed and said: "This world is indeed too complicated, until now, no one dares to say that things must not exist and what must exist. Even if it is science, there is always metaphysics that jumps out and gives counterexamples. ”

Bu Xiu said: "Science is just a means and path for human beings to explore the world, and it is not right to compare science with metaphysics. ”

"Picking on words" Huang Li'er wrinkled her nose and snorted: "I have died, and I have not become a ghost, and you have also died, and you have also not become a ghost." But maybe someone can become a ghost after death? Maybe someone has such an ability? Because of the existence of demons, until now, there has not been a unified system in this world, not even a scientific system. There are hundreds of methods of long-distance communication between people alone. The Western Continent seems to be unified by two families, but in fact all they do is a sales network and maintain law and order by the way. This world is not like a world in complexity, at least not a world of rules. ”

When Bu Xiu heard this, the scene of the blood bar on his head in the ghost town flashed in his mind, and his mind was extremely chaotic, but he could only look up to the sky and be speechless. "What kind of world is Earth?"

"Ahem" Sha Xun motioned for everyone to sit down, and he pretended to sit on the chair, and said proudly: "The name of the story I want to tell is called, Baby Jump." Immediately thinking that this was a ghost story, he quickly changed his expression that he thought was terrifying, and Xingyi looked disdainful.

“......”

"You're talking about it!" Xing Yi couldn't help but pat Sha Xun on the back of the head.

"The atmosphere I just brewed was lost by you!" Sha Xun almost bit his tongue and rushed back angrily.

"It's been half an hour!" Xing Yi roared loudly: "We actually stared at your ugly face and watched you brew the atmosphere for half an hour?! If you dare to say that you are done, I will definitely kill you!"

"Sound familiar?" Sha Xun knew that he was wrong, and hurriedly said with a straight expression: "Xiaotian has been born." ”

Xingyi looked at Buxiu's slightly warning eyes, and sat down with the urge to blow up his hair, just looking at Sha Xun's expression with more and more contempt, as if to say, "This grandson even copied people's names?"

That day happened to be the full moon of Xiaotian, Xiaotian, who didn't cry or laugh, seemed to feel the joy around him, jumping and jumping on the bed, and Xiaotian's elders were also smiling, and the atmosphere was harmonious. ”

"The strange thing is that since that day, Xiao Tian will jump up and down a few times from time to time, and jump higher and higher. At first, the elders also found it interesting, thinking that Xiao Tian was talented and would definitely get ahead in the future, but as there were more and more similar situations, the elders gradually discovered something wrong: First, Xiao Tian jumped higher and higher, although he was not an arm's length, but Xiao Tian was already injured because of jumping. Second, when Xiao Tian jumps, his hair will occasionally stand up. Third, when the elders wanted to stop it, they found that Xiao Tian's power was extremely great, and they were helpless. Fourth, in this case, Xiaotian never cries or laughs. ”

"On the seventh day after the full moon, just when Xiaotian's father decided to spend all his savings and take Xiaotian to see the Taoist, Xiaotian died. His scalp and hair were torn off raw, not evenly, and the blood was hula......" Ouyang Qing couldn't help but sneer when he heard this, Sha Xun looked at Bu Xiu with a smile on his face, and shuddered, Huang Li'er thought to herself, "It's been a long time since I've seen him laugh like this, Sha Xun is going to be unlucky." 」

Sha Xun's neck shrank slightly, and then continued as if he didn't see it: "Xiaotian was actually thrown to death, although the family was very sad, they didn't dig deeper. My father felt a little strange...... Ah no, no, there was nothing on Xiao Tian's body when he died, but he rolled his eyes inexplicably......"

Sha Xun felt that he couldn't go on, so he broke the jar and said: "Anyway, this baby didn't jump once, and what no one saw was that it was pulled by a ghost hand and fell to death." ”

"Okay, I'm done. ”

Xingyi sighed and patted Sha Xun on the shoulder and said, "Come on, pout your ass." ”

Sha Xun lowered his head and said a little unconvinced: "I didn't think so before, who knew that what I said would be off." Buxiu, you have heard a lot of stories, please evaluate it. ”

Bu Xiu nodded and said, "Xingyi's story ......"

"Don't talk about him yet. Sha Xun interrupted: "I have another story. ”

Bu Xiu glanced at Sha Xun, nodded and said: "Your story, if you only say that the baby is jumping, the early description is more warm, and there is no later analysis, and it is still very scary to say the result directly." ”

Xingyi was not so tactful, he put his arm on Sha Xun's shoulder and asked, "Where did you copy it?" and it wasn't copied well. ”

Sha Xun choked and replied, "Advanced copying is allowed. ”

Xingyi laughed and said, "Come on, pout your ass." ”

"Get out!"

"Willing to gamble and lose!"

"I'm not done yet! I still have a story!"

"Let me kick it first, and the next story will be between you and Buxiu. ”

Huang Li'er's eyes lit up again when she looked at Bu Xiu.

"Sand Patrol!"

"It's really interesting to use your own name as the name of the move!

With a puff of black smoke that was so faint that it was almost invisible, Buxiu instantly appeared between the two of them, and glanced at Sha Xun faintly.

"When did he get so powerful...... Uh, it seems that he has always been very powerful" Sha Xun was helpless for a while, and said awe-inspiring to Xingyi: "Come on!

Xingyi laughed loudly, but he just didn't move.

Sha Xun suddenly felt that he was insulted, and pointed at Xingyi and said to Bu Xiu: "He's like this, can I not fight with him?!"

Buxiu was helpless, so he could only say with a wry smile: "You go out to fight, and come back in after the fight." If you really want to fight in the store, then you are not allowed to use gas. ”

Xing Yi saw that Sha Xun was really angry, and immediately shouted: "Play with sand!

"It's useless to be a Star Sect here!"

"We also have to retain our strength to deal with the ...... of Buxiu"

"Keep a fart! I'd rather be beaten by him than beat you up grandpa!"

"Then ......" Xing Yi rolled his eyes and said, "Let's set a duel game, how about returning to the sealed domain to fight again in the future?"

Sha Xun didn't say a word and punched Xingyi's face, Xingyi screamed angrily, picked up a basin behind him, Huang Li'er hurriedly said: "That's a stainless steel washbasin of the God brand, two thousand biveta coins!" Two thousand biveta coins can buy 20,000 pots.

"Bought it!" Xing Yi shouted, his anger sank into the dantian, and Duang smashed it on Sha Xun's head, Sha Xun rolled his eyes when he was smashed, and then stiffened up, picked up a toilet and put it on Xingyi's chin, Huang Li'er shouted at the right time: "Oh, that's a good golden silk wood pick, and it also costs two thousand tains!"

Sha Xun gritted his teeth and said, "Buy!!"

Huang Li'er hurriedly brought warm pots, fly swatters, brooms and other items, and sold them for 2,000 pieces. Bu Xiu asked suspiciously, "Li'er, what are you doing when you buy so many things that you don't need?" These things are basically extinct, and two thousand bivetatas may be just enough for the freight on the road, oh forget the Elemental Bank, but it will cost five hundred tatars just like that.

Huang Li'er smiled indifferently: "These are all things that my mother used, don't worry, they are not originals." ”

Bu Xiu was silent for a moment and said, "You should ask them for 20,000 tata, 2,000 is too cheap." ”

"What if they don't buy 20,000 taper dollars? Haven't you heard of boiled frogs in warm water? You see that now 10,000 pieces have been sold, what are the two losers, and the rich people really hate it. ”

"I'm also rich. ”

"You?" Huang Li'er glanced at Ouyang Qing, who was always standing beside Buxiu, and said disdainfully to Buxiu: "It's not my sister Qing, okay?"

......

After Sha Xun and Xingyi finished the farce, Buxiu and the others had already had lunch. In order to listen to the second story of Sha Xun, several people gathered together again.

"So, what's your second bad story?" Xing Yi asked with a look of disdain.

Sha Xun ignored him and said to himself: "Below, the name of this story is called, Infant Village. ”