"You see, as an elder brother, your language is not good, and as a younger brother, my language is also not good, which can only show that you and I are too close!"

One of the points deducted by Fu Ji in the college entrance examination back then was on the language paper, so it seems that Fu Ji's language is not very good.

After all, everything else is a full score, but 1 point is deducted for language...... (Gradually weakened...... ）

"Well, my brother and my friends are naturally the dearest~"

Fu Ji couldn't cry or laugh.

"In fact, there are many interesting things in the language, and there are also many truths."

"For example, this sentence, where there is no fragrant grass, why bother to love a flower."

"Do you know what Yerba means?"

Fu Ji pointed to the test paper and translated the big question of ancient poetry appreciation.

"......" I don't seem to have memorized this......

"When you don't know the meaning of a word in an ancient poem, one solution is to take the word apart first."

"Then group the words separately, combine them with reality, and think about what similar words mean in real life."

"You think about grass and what a word."

Fu Ji followed the good guidance, and seemed to be concentrating on teaching without much thought, but when Shi Yun was thinking, a light suddenly flashed in the man's beautiful eyes.

"Grass? Grass...... School grass? ”

"Yes, what do you mean by school grass?"

"The good-looking man in school."

"So what about the grass?"

"Man."

"What about Yerba Grass?"

"Good-looking man."

"What about the flowers?"

"Woman."

Shi Yun followed the road paved by Fu Yu.

"So what's the translation?"

Ya: Bottom.

Where: Which place.

None: No Sakura

Yerba Cao: A good-looking man.

Why bother: Why it has to.

Single: Only, only.

Love: Yes.

A flower: a woman.

√

"Why should you like only one woman if there is no good-looking man anywhere in the bottom?"

"Yes."

Fu Yu nodded affirmatively.

"......, but why do I think something is wrong......

Shi Yun's words had been out for a while before he heard what he was.

I feel that something is wrong but I can't come up......

"Brother, don't you think there is a problem with the translation of this sentence?"

"No, Yun translates very well."

Fu Shu put on a serious beard.

may be because Fu Ji is going to become the daughter-in-law of the Shi family, so he inherited the genes of the Shi family's serious beard jacket......

"But that's not the case online?"

Shi Yun was not stupid, and immediately took out his mobile phone to check.

"This is actually the original meaning of this sentence, but it was passed down by later generations somewhere."

Fu Ji was very calm.

"Oh, I see."

Shi Yun nodded, how could he believe that his beauty would try so much to bend it.

What Shi Yun didn't know was that the translation question on this test paper originally required another line of poetry.

However, Fu Yu revised the title to "Where there is no grass, why bother to love a flower" and reprinted it after Fu Yu revised the title in the computer......

"But brother, don't you think Gu Rao's mind is too open?"

"I think it's a good idea. There are so many good-looking men in the world, why do you like women. ”

#论千方百计掰弯媳妇儿#

"I think it's good too√"

(*?′╰╯`?)?

#腐女上线#

Wait, no, why should a beauty have such an idea!

He doesn't want to like men, does he?

Groove (*'へ′*)

How can this be!!

"Phew, I don't think that's a good idea at all."

"Brother, I think it's better to be a woman!"

What if I like men!!

"Men are actually quite good."

"No, not good."

The young man sat up straight, his face tensed, his face serious, and looked at Fu Ji fiercely, very much rejecting the proposal.

"Okay."

"Not good. How beautiful a woman is. ”

"Well, men are good-looking, too."

"It's not good, how soft a woman's body is!"

"Okay, a man's body can also be very soft."

"It's not good, the competition between men and men is too hot."

"Okay, someone will take the initiative to lie down."

#话题逐渐猥||Zodiac #

"It's better to be a straight man."

"It's good to bend once in a while."

"Wrong, wrong, wrong."

#自家媳妇儿弯了怎么办! #

#在线等#

#十万火急#

#十万个掰直媳妇儿的办法#

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At night.

Ingot room.

Since the ingots moved in, every time Yun Du specially (ci) for the (yi) of the (ju) to coax the ingots to sleep.

So, as usual, Shi Yun had to play a game of pretending to be asleep with Yuanbao again.

"It's time for Yuanbao to play every night again~"

"Close your eyes and pretend to be asleep, whoever opens your eyes first loses. Three-two-one, I'm starting to start. You ready? ”

"Ready~"

Yuan Bao lay on the bed obediently while Shi Yun lay on the sofa next to him.

"Three... Two...... One, get started. ”

Shi Yun and Yuan Bao closed their eyes together.

Originally, this game was used by some parents to take advantage of their friends' desire to win games to put their children to sleep.

Who knew that when it fell on Shi Yun and Yuanbao, it would become Yuanbao, and before Shi Yun could cooperate, he closed his eyes and pretended to sleep for 5 minutes, and Shi Yun himself fell asleep......

After 5 minutes.

Sure enough, as usual, Fu Ji slowly walked to Shi Yun's side, and Yuan Bao opened his eyes when he felt Fu Yun's approach, and looked at Shi Yun by habit.

"Uncle, is my uncle asleep again?"

"Hmm."

Yuanbao: Believe me, I put my uncle to sleep......

Shi Yun couldn't accept that he was coaxed to sleep by a child, so much so that in order to maintain his uncle's face, Yuan Bao cooperated with Fu Ji every time to categorically sleep first......

#这届家长太难带了#

#这届孩儿也太难了#

#……#

"Uncle, are you still taking your uncle back to the room today?"

"Hmm."

Fu Ji picked up the princess in her heart, and as usual, covered the young man with a thin quilt and left quickly.

During this time, Fu Yu always carried Shi Yun back to the room when he was asleep, so the guy was used to it.

It's just that because the ingots at the bend scene are also there, and I witnessed my uncle's puffing appearance, I just asked a little more.

Yuan Bao was wearing cute SpongeBob pajamas, sitting on the bed with his round head shaking again and again, and then bending his knees and supporting his cheeks for a while, his big eyes were full of doubts.

Why is my uncle angry?

Uncle... Well... That is, the person my aunt likes is a man.

And my uncle is a man~

Why is my uncle angry?

The eldest uncle likes the uncle, and the uncle is a man, so the eldest uncle must not like a woman.

So why should my uncle be angry and force my uncle to like girls?

[Friend, do you have a lot of question marks. GIF】

The eldest uncle likes moxibustion very much, why should the uncle be angry?

Every night when I lie at the window, I can see my uncle downstairs kissing my uncle's forehead in my arms.

He would also hum a goodnight song softly to his uncle when he was not sleeping well.

So why is my uncle still angry?

The world is so strange, why don't I understand it at all?

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