Fall in front of you with a snap, and then watch you silently without speaking!

You're not touching porcelain, are you!?

You must be touching porcelain!

Wang Xuan looked at the tiger who fell to the ground, the corners of his mouth kept twitching, this action is so skilled, I'm afraid you are not professional!

Nie Xiaoqian and the dog next to him were also stunned, but this person and dog obviously didn't understand the essence!

What happened to Tiger? Can the tiger touch the porcelain?

There is no royal law anymore, and there is no law anymore!

No one in the world dares to play porcelain with me Wang Xuan, well, neither can a tiger!

Wang Xuan took a deep breath, whether he could fight or not, he said another first, remember, when he was touched porcelain, he must not be cowardly, how loud and loud his voice is, "I tell you, tiger, you quickly stand up for me and boil it, in public, ah, no, it is in broad daylight, I didn't touch you, I don't recognize you lying here!" ”

"Besides, you are the king of the forest, you can just grab whatever you want to eat, why bother with this one!" Wang Xuan walked to the tiger's side, squatted down and stared at the tiger and persuaded: "You are not ashamed to be like this, if this matter spreads, what do you let the deer think, what do you let the wild boar think?" ”

"If you don't get up yet, I can tell you, my deer is roasted, and the tiger is naturally roasted, and I will skewer it on a stick for you, and it will be roasted with oil!"

"Oh, the thief dared to kill my big cat, could it be that he ate the courage of an ambitious leopard!" A thunderous roar remembered, the air produced a circle of ripples out of thin air, Wang Xuan was shocked and closed his eyes fiercely, his ears buzzed, he was dizzy for a while, and the tiger was ghosted.

Is this still talking?

This is a proper sonic weapon, right?

Wang Xuan looked up at the visitor, he was two meters tall, with two arms, knotted muscles, which looked like Wang Xuan's waist was thicker, with a standard inverted triangle body shape, a real man who could run a horse on his arms.

With black hair floating behind him, a wide forehead, a big nose, and a big lilac mouth that almost grinned at the root of his ears, like a special Nezha, Wang Xuan felt that he could gnaw off half of a person's head in one bite.

The face is full of flesh, and the thick beard looks like a pig's bristles, although it looks ugly, but in fact, it is more fierce.

With this honor, you don't need makeup to act in horror movies.

This voice alone let Wang Xuan know the gap between himself and the other party, and he didn't need to fight, and he might be enough to burp himself by yelling two voices.

You said that you have this kung fu, and you let the tiger out to touch porcelain, you are not ashamed!

As far as my little temper is concerned, I have to have a good fight with you.

The reckless man finished roaring, three steps and two steps and two steps ran towards this side, each foot on the ground made a 'dong' and 'dong' sound, a small pit with one foot, and the dust splashed up a foot high along the way, and the corners of Wang Xuan's eyes kept jumping, how much strength and weight this was.

Just ask, what kind of woman can withstand the destruction of such a beast-like man......

Don't think about it, I'm talking about being too heavy and being overwhelmed!

The reckless man jumped in front of Wang Xuan from afar, and smashed a big hole on the ground with a 'boom', Wang Xuan did not resist with his luck, anyway, he couldn't beat it, it was better to give up resistance completely.

The wave of air accompanied by the smoke and dust swept Wang Xuan out, and the wave-like smoke and dust spread unscrupulously in all directions, and it was about to affect the roasted whole deer on the fire.

"Oh, no!" The reckless man's eyes widened suddenly, and his toe figure hurried to the side of the fire, as fast as lightning but did not fall silently, and the smoke and dust were even more missing, so it can be seen that when he jumped over just now, it was clearly intentional.

Seeing that the smoke and dust were about to stain the roasted whole deer, he roared and roared, and two big dustpan-like hands suddenly pulled out a pair of crescent iron halberds from behind him, the dark iron halberd was as thick as an adult's arm, and the length was about one meter six, and the halberd was shining with a little bit of light, and it seemed that it weighed no less than three hundred catties, and a pair of them added up, I am afraid that it would be more than seven hundred catties?

This pair of big iron halberds were danced by the reckless man like two fifth-speed electric fans, and a strong wind surged, and the billowing smoke and dust were completely blown away!

The reckless man breathed a heavy sigh of relief, turned his head to look at the roasted whole deer on the fire, and swallowed hard.

Are you still a human being?

More than 700 catties, Wang Xuan has no problem holding it, but being able to hold it and swing it are two different things, you can take 10 catties of dumbbells is no problem, you can wave one and take a look.

Before doing the experiment, remember to call 120 first, which will slow you down a lot of time!

When this pair of iron halberds was taken out, Wang Xuan's name immediately flashed in his mind, looking at the tiger pretending to be dead on the ground, could this be the legendary 'chasing the tiger across the stream'?

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, a burly man with an ugly face, holding a pair of seven or eight hundred catties of iron halberds, drove a colorful tiger to touch porcelain everywhere, and the potential of being frightened by the robber exploded, and he jumped directly over the mountain stream in one step, referred to as: chasing the tiger across the stream!

Since it is this person, according to the old legend, Wang Xuan's eyes rolled, and he had the bottom in his heart!

Jumping up from the ground, Wang Xuan came to the door of the strong man in a few steps, ignoring the fierce aura that came to his face, looked directly at the big eyes of the copper bell, and roared loudly: "You have a sick brain, you say that the tiger is yours is yours, you shout to see if he agrees!" ”

The reckless man looked down at Wang Xuan, his blood basin was full of blood, and a stench almost smoked Wang Xuan's head, "Haha, you idiot, you can't see this, I said that the big cat is mine, he is mine, I will let you rise and see today!" ”

"Big cat, come here!" After that, Dian Wei shouted at the tiger lying on the ground pretending to be dead, and the tiger immediately bounced on the spot, running towards the reckless man, while running, his tail shook from side to side, without any domineering spirit of the king of the deep forest, ran to Dian Wei's feet, rubbed his head on his legs, stretched out his tongue full of barbs, and licked a few bites, like that, fierce and cute, Wang Xuan and the person and dog behind him were stunned!

What's the difference between you and a dog!

Wang Xuan couldn't wait to pull the tiger's ears and ask, are you particularly worthy of the word king on your head?

Dian Wei grinned and gulped, "See, I said it's my big cat, he is my big cat, this time I didn't believe it, hurry up, lose money." Saying that, Dian Wei's nose twitched a few times, "I'm magnanimous, I don't care about you, if you really don't have any money, then it's okay to eat with you!" ”

On weekdays, as long as Dian Wei uses this trick, the other party will immediately admit it obediently, either pay money or take things, and there is no disadvantage, and I don't know if the other party is afraid of the colorful tiger that is more than four meters long, or afraid of this reckless man who trains the tiger to be a big cat.

Just today......

"Okay, you guy, you dare to blackmail me, didn't you say that you were killed by the big cat!" Wang Xuan stretched out his hand and pointed at Dian Wei's nose and shouted, "Come on, come on, you tell me, this guy like a dog is a dead cat!" ”

"┗|'O′|┛嗷~~" The tiger sells Meng is against Dian Wei, there is no way, the tiger is difficult, and then this subordinate, he can only live by selling Meng, a few tigers in the nearby mountains and forests who would rather die than give in, have become a pile of, and even the special bones have been chewed by this guy.

However, it doesn't mean that this 'skinny and withered' guy in front of him can be presumptuous with the king of the forest!

"......" Dian Wei was a little speechless when he heard this, looked down at the tiger roaring at his feet, and then looked at Wang Xuan, opened his mouth, and the big eyes of the copper bell widened, like two pitch-black quail eggs.

Damn, it's a trick, no wonder this little white face made me prove that this big cat is mine, it turned out to be waiting for me here here!

Although he has a short temperament, he attaches great importance to credibility, from what he says to what he does, he is extremely chivalrous, sticking a knife in the ribs for his friends, and lifting a knife to kill people and splash blood for five steps if he disagrees, but he will never be rude to people for no reason.

Although he often takes the tiger out to touch porcelain, it is mainly to scare people, you give it, and if you don't give it, it doesn't matter, there is no way, he is such a way to make money, and other businesses can't afford to support him, a big-bellied man.

Today's trick was pierced by Wang Xuan, and he was also a little embarrassed, his face turned red, of course, because of his skin color, he couldn't see it.

If it was on weekdays, he would have turned his head and left, but today, the main thing is that it is too fragrant, his steps are extremely heavy, and he can't move anything.

What to do?!

Wait online, it's in a hurry!

For this roasted whole deer that is so fragrant that it makes people poisoned, Dian Wei also fights...... The thigh lightly touched the tiger, and the finger-thick eyebrows kept gesturing to the place where the tiger had just pretended to be dead.

The tiger's size is not long in vain, and it is also a guy with human nature, he can understand everything but he can't speak, he raised his front paws and pointed over there, and then made a move of tilting his head and sticking out his tongue, Dian Wei was overjoyed, and nodded hurriedly, like that, ugly and ugly, no wonder he can train a tiger who can sell cuteness.

The tiger immediately became listless, staggered over, fell to the ground again with a 'poof', and his tongue was still sticking out of the elder, both in posture and expression, he was extremely in place, and his acting skills shook off the little fresh meat for more than a dozen streets, after all, it was the housekeeping skill of eating!

Wang Xuan's voice came faintly, "Are you stupid for me to act so blatantly in front of me!" ”

Dian Wei: (*ω\*), hey, no, I've been discovered!

Wang Xuan looked at the appearance of this person and a tiger, and was directly angry, the dignified ancient evil, Dian Wei, the second fierce general of the Three Kingdoms, actually did this kind of thing for a bite to eat, it was really enough!

That is, I, Wang Xuan, like the beauty of adults the most, and I replaced someone else here...... It's been a long time coming!

What kind of person is Dian Wei, he can't admit that he was killed in this matter, he grabbed the two big iron halberds inserted behind him, his copper bell-like eyes glared suddenly, and he pressed towards Wang Xuan with murderous aura, and the iron halberd in his right hand pointed at the tip of Wang Xuan's nose, and said with some annoyance: "I said that if you beat you, you will be beaten, you will admit it, and you will recognize it if you don't recognize it!" ”