Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Red Expedition Band
The development of culture, like history, evolves step by step. It can only evolve more slowly than history, and it cannot be that there is history because of the emergence of culture, and the emergence of civilization promotes the development of history.
What people like to discuss most now is the things of our post-80s generation, and I don't know what we have to talk about, rebellious, alternative, melancholy, empty, and avant-garde thoughts? Or if there are other questions, there will always be a few sharp points in front of the world for everyone to point out. Maybe I have everything in my body, and in the eyes of others, we are all decadent and "fake" all the time.
"What are you doing these days?" Wei Lao Er called me and asked.
"It's nothing, there's a lot going on at school." I said lazily.
"I'll come and play for two days if I'm fine." Wei Lao Er invited me.
"It's nothing, you guys aren't having a good time."
"You can take care of Ren Hongyun, we can't take care of him anymore."
"What's wrong with him?" I asked curiously.
"He's gone crazy now, and all he's doing all day is goods, goods, goods." Wei Lao Er said.
"What's that, isn't he like that?" I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
"That's not it, it's very different from before, you can come and have a look."
"Okay then, I'll see if it's okay and I'll go."
Ren Hongyun and I and Yuan Erye are in the same place, not tall, relatively thin, always like to keep long hair, but I haven't been a classmate with us, I took the foreign translation exam, when I first came into contact, I felt that he was a very cowardly, and he didn't like to talk, like a stuffy gourd, he was more individual, and he followed our ass all day long to do this and that, but later I found out that this kid was wilted and wilted, because we did all the bad things, and he was not missing. In the month when Zhu Desan was playing in Shijiazhuang, he waited in front of the saddle and behind the horse all day long, making us all feel that there was something wrong with his sexual orientation, so he liked to be big and clean.
Ren Hongyun's biggest advantage is that the ability to accept new things is relatively strong, such as a new mobile phone, a new game, he will go to the east to buy behind the Taihe electronic square to find back, research and research, it turns out that I don't know that mahjong game stars have a cheating password, after entering all the special card types issued to you, what is a dragon, big three happy, small three yang, which makes him always occupy the top spot in the star three lack one standings, let me admire him for a long time, I thought it was the result of his boring night battles, who knew he cheated.
In 2006, Jay Chou released "Huo Yuanjia EP", in which the title song "Huo Yuanjia" was simply customized for Ren Hongyun, because we all felt that Ren Hongyun was very similar to Comrade Jay at that time, and encouraged him several times, wanting him to participate in the popular star face show at that time, but this kid was more shy and said it was boring.
Later, "Huo Yuanjia" was born, and the streets and alleys were all made of this melody, mainly the lyrics inside: "Huo Huo Huo Huo, Huo Huo Huo Huo, Huo Jiaquan's routines are flexible, alive, alive, alive and life should be spent completely, I have passed, I have passed, I have never belonged to me, I am me, I am me, no one can dodge our Jingwu shots, frightened, there are a few rounds of waiting in the ring." The rhythm is bright and catchy, the key is the word "Huo" inside, which is the same as "goods", and we have only one goal in life, that is, "goods", that is, to flirt with girls, find women, and refer to women as "goods", which is a bit disrespectful, but this was the phenomenon at the time. As soon as this song came out, it was regarded as a divine comedy by us, basically everyone can sing it, but the words of the song have changed, and it has become: "Goods and goods, goods and goods, the routine of the goods girl's routine moves are flexible, goods and goods, goods and goods, and life should be spent completely, goods and goods, goods and goods, find a girl that only belongs to me from now on, goods and goods, goods and goods, as long as we shoot, no one can hide, frightened, let's fight for three hundred rounds." ”
This song is the best sung by Ren Hongyun, and it is directly used as a mantra, and he does not leave his mouth every day, as if he is stunned. However, the emperor lived up to his wishes, and with his unremitting efforts to go to the Internet café all day long, he really made him grind. Wei Lao Er said that he was going to meet with the female netizen he was chatting with for a while, and the location was about to go to Donggou, and he didn't ask what the woman was doing, so he had to tell him a few words, and let him rush forward boldly. I was also curious, so I came to the house they rented to find out.
In the evening, Ren Hongyun brought his netizens back. A few of us quickly put down the game in our hands and came out to learn a long way. It's just that I don't know when I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it. This woman is just like the Russian matryoshka doll, the whole is more than three sets older than Ren Hongyun, the length is not white, the face is not beautiful, painted with heavy makeup, at first glance it looks like big eyes, small pointed face, but unfortunately say something vicious, I think she can give Ren Hongyun a butt to death.
Since we are guests, we can't help but entertain us, we are brothers, how can we not fold our brothers' faces. In the evening I went directly to the small restaurant downstairs to arrange a meal. Ren Hongyun is an instigator, I guess he is also the master who dares to chat on the Internet, and when he actually sees the real chapter, he admits it, he can't let go of a few glasses of wine, he is not as good as this fat woman, the one that people drink is bold, a few bottles of beer are the same as quenching their thirst, Yuan Erye, a few of us can't resist, so we simply drank a little, and didn't just talk to her.
After dinner, we went back to the house, the fat woman didn't leave, and came back with Ren Hongyun. To be exact, it should be holding him, I don't know if he really drank too much, or if it was already soft. At that time, the picture in my mind was as if Wu Dalang met Sun Erniang, and he fell directly on his back and put it on the board, that is, fish and meat, and only let others slaughter it. We looked at the posture of the two of them, and estimated that the fat woman was not going to leave at night, and she was ready to try it. I really couldn't bear to see Ren Hongyun's miserable end, if I stayed, I would probably hear a miserable voice, so I asked Wei Lao Er and Yuan Er Ye if they would go to the Internet café to stay overnight, they weighed it, packed up their things and prepared to kill directly to the Internet café. Before leaving, with a trace of compassion, we asked Ren Hongyun if he would go to the Internet café to stay overnight, he smiled bitterly, and before he was ready to say anything, he was dragged into the house by the fat woman, and then said: "I'm not going." ”
We had no choice but to laugh and reply: "You must live!" ”
When we got off the plane at six o'clock the next day and went back, Ren Hongyun and the others probably hadn't woken up yet, and they didn't care about them. When I woke up, Ren Hongyun and the fat woman had already left, and I couldn't see what he was like, which has always been my regret. Later, I went back to the economy and trade, and I heard Wei Lao Er and Yuan Er Ye describe that Ren Hongyun walked with a bent waist for three or four days, saying that it was back pain, and we felt that he was not in the transition of activities, but should have been crushed by the fat woman, so he couldn't go to the hospital to see, but he didn't go.
I guess it is precisely because of this experience that Ren Hongyun has left an extremely bad impact on his heart, and he has never talked about "" since then, and he has never talked about his girlfriend until graduation, in fact, we all think that he was given by that fat woman and became a commodity in the eyes of others.
Therefore, the old man Newton said a particularly philosophical law of physics very early on: "The action of force is reciprocal." "You see others as they are, or you look like others as you are.
After being obsessed with the matter, Ren Hongyun shifted his attention to electronic music, guitar, and bass, and bought musical instruments to practice for this dedication, but later felt that the guitar was a little difficult, so he focused on bass. Wei Lao Er and a few of them saw that Ren Hongyun was not playing by himself, and he couldn't play, so he simply knew how to play the guitar, and made do with Yuan Erye and a few of them, and directly recruited a keyboard player in the foreign translation, and formed the first campus band in the history of foreign translation, the name is particularly domineering, called "Red Zhengzheng Band", mainly taking the words in the names of Ren Hongyun, Wei Laoer, and Yuan Erye. Wei Lao Er plays the guitar and the lead singer, he is a big smoke, mainly singing the songs of Xu Wei and Wu Bai, Yuan Erye plays the drums, and occasionally makes a cameo appearance in the position of the deputy lead singer, Ren Hongyun mainly plays the bass, no need for more fancy fingering, the main thing is that the shape is cool enough, the long flowing hair blocks half of the face, and a flick of the hair can reveal a side face that looks like Jay Chou, which is enough to make the little girls in the school scream. With the increase in the number of performances of the band, this directly made the popularity of Wei Lao Er, Yuan Er Ye and their foreign translation reach its peak, and every time they perform at school, they can make a sensation wherever they go with their musical instruments on their backs. This can be regarded as leading the fashion trend of foreign translation, and the performance photos of several of their bands were naturally printed on the promotional page of the foreign translation enrollment brochure, which really made these boys popular. "Red Expedition Band" has become a new business card for the combination of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor teaching, and the school has also arranged rehearsal rooms for a few of them.