Chapter 576: Deviance
"However, Sun Yueying is interested in Ganlu, not because he likes Ganlu as a person, but because he likes Ganlu's cooking skills," He Changqing explained in detail, "Therefore, Ganlu is just his nominal mistress, and is actually Sun Yueying's personal chef." ”
Wei Chiran frowned when he heard this: "What is this, this is too messy." ”
Sun Yueying is not a womanizer, to be precise, he is a man of wine and meat, and women are not as good as good wine and good food in his eyes. But he has a vinegar jar wife at home, so he naturally doesn't dare to make Ganlu a chef publicly, so he can only go to Ganlu's house once a month to feast.
Hu Shuntang suddenly realized: "I understand, Sun Yueying went to Dionysian Village for wine, and went to Manna for food, so what did you say before that the long drought and nectar, we thought it was ......."
He Changqing said: "That's because your own hearts are too filthy, you don't know how delicious the food made by nectar is, if you have eaten it, you will naturally know why I am so analogous, when the time comes, you will all be in a long drought." ”
What does it mean that everyone is in a long drought, why does this metaphor sound so strange?
Although 517 did not publicly want them, they could only act in secret, because the goal of five people was too big, and they could only form a group to report a tour group in Yunnan Province. The tour group reported by He Chenxue had a total of 20 people, and they happened to be mixed in. In He Changqing's words, as long as you enter Yunnan Province, things will be easy to do.
Wei Chi was puzzled, why was things so easy to handle after entering Yunnan Province?
He Changqing replied to him: "After entering Yunnan Province, I can contact the apostates, and they will settle us down at that time." ”
When Tang She and He Chenxue heard this, they hurriedly stopped it, because the apostasy was also composed of people from the different ways, what if this group of people betrayed them?
He Changqing said: "Whoever they betray will not betray us, you should all know the origin of this guerrilla organization, right?" ”
The Judgment is a temporary organization of heretical traitors, and although it is temporary, it has been in existence for hundreds of years. There are two kinds of heretical traitors, one is a traitor in the true sense of the word, which everyone recognizes, and the second is the so-called traitor who has been wronged because he was involved in the internal struggle of his own family. Because this group of people has some handles in their hands, the sect does not dare to openly apply for sending city gods to chase and kill, so they can only let the people of this sect or hire some killers on the rivers and lakes to deal with it.
The organization gets its name from the word "deviant", which is ironic and helpless.
There are no leaders and no rules, because they all think they are behaving properly, and at the same time, they do not harbor true heretical traitors.
The reason why He Changqing is so absolute is also because this group of people sympathize with the Ghost Hero who was slaughtered back then, after all, the Ghost Hero suffered the same thing as them, but they were lucky to escape, but the Ghost Man was murdered. Once the judgment wanted to expand the organization, expand the organization of Yunnan Province to the whole country, and accommodate those who were wronged in the different ways, but after this news was learned by the various sects, they immediately sent people to spread the word to them, which means that you maintain the status quo, we don't care, but if you want to expand the scale of the judgment, then all the sects of our different ways will work together to exterminate you.
There are two reasons why other sects of the heretical sect will desperately stop it, the first is that they are afraid of becoming the thirteenth sect of the heretical way, and they gather people from various sects, and there are also elites, and it is very likely that they will become the largest sect of the heretical way after their power expands, which is equivalent to raising tigers for trouble; The second is that this group of people are all victims of infighting, and they still have handles in their hands, in case they grow stronger, it will not be a good thing for all sects and factions to settle accounts after the autumn.
Wei Chiran was also worried: "Master, in a broad sense now, we are really traitors to the different ways, will they help us?" ”
He Changqing looked at He Chenxue and said: "Among the five of us, there are the coffin opener, the coffin opener, Huang Quan, the lonely soldier and me, the down-and-out ghost, we are not from the same sect, and we all have reasons to be wronged." ”
He Chenxue was puzzled: "But I am the master of Huangquan, if I remember correctly, there should also be our Huangquan people in the judgment road." ”
Tang She was surprised: "You have also wronged people?" ”
He Chenxue hurriedly explained: "It has nothing to do with me, it's my father's generation." ”
He Changqing said: "It's the matter of fighting for the master of the door, right?" ”
He Chenxue said: "Yes, because Huangquan has been from the He family for generations, and it must be the eldest son or eldest daughter to succeed him, and it was my cousin He Ming who competed with my father for the position of the head of the family. He proposed to compete with my father, divided into civil fighting and martial arts, my father defeated him, and he cheated in the process of literary fighting, my father decided to treat him in the same way as a human being, so he framed him for trying to rebel and assassinate, and drove him out of Huangquan. ”
He Chenxue's father, He Peibai, knew very well that He Ming was not a peaceful person, if he was left in Huangquan, one day he would pass on the throne to his daughter, and when his daughter was less troublesome, He Ming might take the opportunity to rebel. In fact, the best strategy was to cut the grass and eradicate the roots, but He Peibai felt that it was too vicious, so he had to use a strategy to drive He Ming away.
After leaving, He Ming had nowhere to go, and originally wanted to set up his own sect, but the result of doing so was tantamount to attracting the city god, so he could only flee to Yunnan Province to join the judgment.
He Chenxue sighed and said, "I heard that he was clamoring to kill Huangquan all day long, if he is still alive, how should I face him this time?" ”
He Changqing disagreed: "With me, what are you afraid of, he dares to say one more word, and I will beat his out." ”
Wei Chiran hurriedly said, "Master, but you have lost a hand." ”
He Changqing slapped it over: "Which pot is not opened!" Shut up, little lamb! Even if Lao Tzu wastes one hand, he can beat his out. ”
According to the plan, after the five people followed the tour group into Yunnan Province, they took advantage of the night when they checked into the hotel, they directly dispersed the birds and beasts, and disappeared in an instant, and then met in a public toilet as He Changqing said.
Wei Chiran and Hu Shuntang were the first to arrive, and the two looked at the closed door of the public toilet, as well as the "closed" sign hanging on the door, and fell into deep thought.
"I don't understand," Wei Chiran looked at the sign, "a public toilet, and a sign that closes, what is this?" ”
Hu Shuntang looked around: "What I don't understand the most is, why do you want to meet in a public toilet?" ”
"Because Judao basically contracted the public toilets in the entire Yunnan Province," He Changqing walked over while eating snacks, "In other words, they are all responsible for the public feces and urine business in Yunnan Province, and without them, it would be difficult to find a toilet in Yunnan Province." ”
Well? Wei Chiran and Hu Shuntang glanced at each other.
He Changqing handed each of them a snack: "Flower cake, a local specialty, tastes good." ”
Hu Shuntang stuffed back: "Where is there a place to eat at the door of the toilet." ”
"Hypocrisy," He Changqing ate with relish, "Let's put it this way, there are as many public toilets as there are in Yunnan Province, and there are as many people as there are judged." ”
After Tang She and He Chenxue arrived, they were not surprised, because they knew very well the business scope of the judgment, but it was so delicious that the five of them did not dare to approach, but He Changqing asked them to continue to wait, and naturally someone came to greet them.
Wei Chi Chi asked, "Why?" ”
He Changqing said: "Because in the middle of the night, ordinary people will not pestle at the door of the public toilet, and even if there is, it will not come in a group." ”
Hu Shuntang took over: "Yes, there won't be someone in it who drinks tea while eating snacks and laughing so happily." ”
An hour later, an old man who had been sitting across from him walked up to them, looked at them individually, and asked, "Everyone, go to the bathroom?" ”
He Changqing hurriedly gestured to the others with his eyes, meaning: Did you see it? The one who came to the code.
He Changqing stepped forward and said, "Yes, we are all here to go to the toilet." ”
The old man reached into his trouser pocket with his left and right hands unhurriedly, took out a handful of air with his left hand, and took out a pack of tissues with his right hand: "So everyone, are you pooping or pooping?" ”
Wei Chiran and the others were uncomfortable listening to it, this kind of strange code is the first time in my life, and people are also poetry and songs for the code, how can it become so disgusting.
He Changqing grabbed the pack of tissues: "Tuba, 100,000 urgent." ”
"Wait a minute," the old man stepped forward and opened the door of the public toilet, "to the left." ”
When everyone went in, wasn't there a women's toilet on the left? But the old man said to the left, go to the left. Who knew that as soon as a few people entered, the old man shouted outside: "Someone! Someone's peeking into the women's bathroom! Come on! Come! ”
Several people were stunned for a moment, and when they didn't know what was going on, the old man walked in again: "It's confirmed, there is no one around, you can rest assured." ”
Wei Chiran felt at that time that the group of heretical traitors in this organization was not because they were unjustly kicked out, but because they were all mentally ill!
At this time, a secret door opened in the innermost part of the women's toilet, and a young man with a bright face stood in the secret door, motioning them to go inside with his eyes. After the five of them entered, they were surprised to find that there was a hole in the secret door, and there was another public toilet inside!
Hu Shuntang endured it and asked in a low voice: "The person who judged the Tao took root in the public toilet?" ”
He Changqing motioned for him not to speak, and asked the young man: "I am the ghost man He Changqing, let me introduce you, this is Hu Shuntang, the person who opened the coffin, the arrest of Tang She, the lone lieutenant Chi Ran, and the master of Huangquan Gate, He Chenxue." ”
"Huangquan ......" The young man looked at He Chenxue carefully, "Door master? ”
He Chenxue smiled and said, "Yes, I am He Chenxue, the master of the Huangquan Sect. ”
The young man looked at He Changqing: "Senior, you should know why our judgment has fallen to such a point, right?" ”
He Changqing immediately said: "I know, but we are in trouble now, we need to go to the Bacchus Village, and I hope you can help us, just ask for this matter." ”
The young man pondered for a moment: "It's okay to help, but Huangquan's grievances must be settled, otherwise, you can't convince others." ”
Tang She asked, "What do you want?" ”
The young man asked, "Then I have to ask what the people who have been wronged by Huangquan think?" ”
He Chenxue was a little nervous, Tang She held her hand tightly, telling her not to worry, after all, they not only had He Changqing, but also an almost invincible Hu Shuntang. At this moment, Hu Shuntang was covering his nose with his hands, standing at the end with a disgusted expression, but he didn't find Wei Chiran.
He Changqing was looking around for Wei Chiran when he came out of the secret door.
He Changqing asked, "Did you find anything?" ”
Wei Chiran shook his head slightly, but said something that almost made He Changqing hammer him to death: "Master, it turns out that the difference between the women's toilet and the men's toilet is the urinal . ”