Chapter 522: The Devil's Fart

"Rushβ€”"

The orc brandished his weapon and roared as he rushed through the cell door.

As a result, there was a loud bang, and a terrible black fog suddenly filled the entire cell, and it was rapidly spreading outside!

The orcs instantly felt that it was pitch black in front of them, and they lost their vision.

At the same time, a terrifying stench that can be called stinking suddenly penetrates their noses like a devil, enters their stomachs, and begins to tear and roll with teeth and claws!

"Gross-"

"Gross-"

"Gross-"

The fierce orcs suddenly bent down and vomited wildly!

"Nima! It stinks worse than Lao Tzu's! Gross-"

The orcs who rushed to the front were directly stunned by the terrible stinky fart, and before they fell to the ground, they were pierced through the throat by a sword!

But their mouths were not only spurting blood, but also squirting the contents of their stomachs, and they were lying on the ground and spitting up before they died!

The entire cell was instantly flooded with black mist!

More than fifty orcs, as well as the orc descendant named Luo Li, were caught in the billowing black fog, unable to figure out their direction.

"Guard the door, don't let them escape! Gross-"

Lori held the sword in her hand and shouted sharply, and as soon as she finished shouting, she immediately bent over and vomited.

"Cover your nose! Hold one's breath! Gross-"

"Block the door, beware of sneak attacks! Gross-"

The orcs, who had just won the victory, suddenly became in a big mess, covering their noses and holding their breath, while waving their weapons at the door of this cell, and the orcs ran to the heavy wooden door at the outermost point and stood there to prevent the elven queen from escaping.

In the cell, Lan Nixi also covered her nose and shrank in the corner, unable to distinguish the direction.

Chu Xiaoye held the sword and stood at the door of the cell, his eyes flashing with a strange light, and he could clearly see every move of the orcs outside.

"Huh!"

He lunged forward with a sword that stabbed one of the orcs in the stomach.

The orc's mouth immediately let out a terrible scream, and while retreating in horror, he waved the big knife in his hand and slashed at the thigh of an orc next to him.

The orc screamed, hurriedly waved the mace in his hand, and smashed it with a roar, directly breaking the brains of the orc who was hit by the sword and falling to the ground.

The other orcs also became even more flustered and began to wield their weapons desperately.

All of a sudden, the cell was filled with panicked roars and the whistling of weapons.

However, they soon reacted, immediately held their breath, and began to retreat against the walls and other cells towards the periphery, their weapons continuing to wave in the narrow passage, and soon out of the range shrouded in the black fog.

"Everyone, stay here! Don't let that stinky little bastard escape! ”

"! When Lao Tzu catches that little bastard, he will definitely use this mace to stab his chrysanthemum! Gross-"

"Dog Sun, it stinks so fucking! Isn't Mo a skunk reincarnated? ”

"Fart! You're insulting the skunk! The smell of a skunk is not worth one-ten-thousandth of this little mongrel! Gross-"

The orcs stood outside the black smoke, cursing and continuing to vomit.

Fortunately, the cell was well ventilated, and the black smoke did not continue to spread outward.

However, it seems that it will not dissipate for a while, and the "poof" sound continues to be heard in that cell.

"! Lao Tzu suspects that the whole person of that little bastard is made of stinky fart! How can there be so many? ”

"Fuck it! Lao Tzu now has a shadow on all the elves! Gross-"

Luo Li, who retreated into the distance, shouted with a gloomy face: "Guard the gate, don't let anyone in!" I don't believe that his fart can last for a day and a night! As long as we catch the Queen, we can get out of here! ”

Sure enough, a few minutes after she finished speaking, the black smoke that enveloped the cells and corridors began to dissipate.

And in that cell, there was no more fart.

"Hahahaha! That little bastard's fart is finally finished! Come on! ”

When the black smoke was almost gone, the orcs immediately raised their weapons and rushed to the cell, cursing incessantly!

"Little bastard! Lao Tzu wants your life! ”

"Lao Tzu smash your chrysanthemum! So that you will never be able to fart! ”

"Boom-"

Who knows, as soon as they rushed to the door of the cell, there was a terrible rumbling sound from inside, and then, an even more terrible black mist swept towards them like a hurricane, blowing the faces of the orcs who rushed to the front trembled, and their hair fluttered!

"Gross-"

"Gross-"

"Gross-"

The murderous orcs suddenly vomited again and fled!

As they escaped from the black smoke, they vomited and cursed angrily.

Even Luo Li, the offspring of orcs and elves, couldn't help but scold.

And the elf queen Lan Nixi, who was hiding in the corner of the cell, almost couldn't hold it anymore, and wanted to breathe, but she was so frightened that she didn't dare to open her mouth at all, and her face was suddenly flushed, almost suffocating.

"Night, save me......"

She held her breath, closed her mouth tightly, and let out a faint, pitiful cry for help.

Chu Xiaoye held the sword, retreated to her side, put his clothes on her face, and said, "Your Majesty, cover your nose with your clothes and breathe." ”

Obviously, until now, he still didn't know how smelly his farts were, and even if he covered it with his clothes, he couldn't filter out those horrible black particles at all.

Those particles are like hundreds of millions of dense little reptiles, pervasive, drilling at the cracks, and just clothes, how can they resist?

The queen covered her nose with his clothes, and tried to breathe in fear, and suddenly her face changed drastically, her stomach rolled, and she almost vomited, but fortunately she had experienced it once before, and hurriedly held her breath again, and suppressed the urge to vomit.

"How can this guy let out such a stinky fart?"

In the queen's heart, she was also secretly complaining.

"! Why is that little bastard still alive? ”

"Can't the fuck afford to lose?"

"How many years of have you eaten to have so many stinky farts!"

The curses of the orcs shook the entire cell.

At this moment, outside the heavy wooden door, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps, and then it began to hit with heavy objects.

"The elven guards are here! Everyone, keep up! ”

Luo Li hurriedly took more orcs and guarded the door, and at the same time instructed the other orcs to continue to find a way to go over and catch the queen.

Only by catching the queen can they hold her hostage and get out of here alive!

"Everyone take a deep breath, then hold your breath and rush in with me! Gotta chop that little bastard to slag! ”

One of the tall orcs screamed, immediately raised his weapon, and rushed in first.

Seeing that their companions were so brave, the elven guards outside were about to break into the door soon, and they dared to hesitate, so they immediately roared angrily, held their breath, and rushed into the black mist.

"Rush into the cell and hack that little bastard to death!"

"It's best to chop his chrysanthemum to shreds first, or plug it with a mace to prevent him from squirting more stinky farts before he dies!"

"But we can't see it! If you hack the elf queen to death, won't it be the end of the game? ”

"Idiot! We can't stand the discoloration of the stinky and stinky world, let alone the elf queen, I'm afraid that the elf has already fainted and fallen to the ground! ”

"That's right! Let's just rush in and chop indiscriminately, and we can definitely chop that stinky little bastard into scum! ”

"Rush! Brave rush! To live! For the Elven Queen! Come on! ”

"Boom-"

As soon as they rushed to the door, another terrible black mist shot out and slammed into their front door!

"Gross-"

"Gross-"

"Gross-"

"Nima Lao Tzu didn't breathe at all, how could this fart still get in by itself? It's not scientific! Gross-"

The orcs immediately bent down again and began to vomit.

At this time, something even more terrible was happening in the cell.

Chu Xiaoye was insulted.

What's even more terrifying is that he is in a state without clothes.

Whenever he farts, he will turn into a lion, otherwise he will not be able to release it at all, but whenever he finishes fart, he will immediately turn back into an elf, holding a sword, guarding the door.

At this time, the elf queen, who couldn't hold her breath, suddenly pulled him into her arms at the moment when he just turned back into an elf, returned to the state of a domineering queen, and suddenly kissed him on the lips, kissing him couldn't breathe, and his face was red.

"Rush! Keep rushing! Hack that little bastard! ”

"Can't wait any longer! It's just a stinky fart! We're not even afraid of death, but we're afraid of stinky farts? Gross-"

The orcs began to charge again.

Chu Xiaoye pushed the queen away, raised the sword in his hand, and stabbed at the door of the cell, directly into the eyes of the first orc.

"Ahh

The orc screamed, opened his mouth wide, suddenly inhaled more black smoke, and sat down on the ground at once, covering his eyes and screaming while vomiting.

The other orcs swarmed and rushed towards the cell.

Chu Xiaoye occupied the position at the door, and the sword in his hand stabbed quickly, and every time he could accurately pierce into the orc's body, and those orcs, although they were all holding weapons, they couldn't see him at all.

"Whew! Swish! Swish! ”

Chu Xiaoye wielded his sword, and in the thick black mist, he slaughtered brutally.

The door of the cell was soon filled with the corpses of the orcs.

The orcs behind them tripped and fell to the ground, and before they could get up, they were stabbed in the throat.

The originally narrow cell door was blocked by the corpses of the orcs at this time, and it was even more difficult for other orcs to get in.

They couldn't see it at all, and could only wave their weapons with their senses, moving forward step by step, but every time they moved to the door of the cell, they were stabbed and fell down.

In a matter of moments, more than twenty orcs collapsed at the door of the cell and in the corridor outside.

Chu Xiaoye's courage gradually grew, he directly took the sword, walked out of the cell, and under the cover of the black smoke, he chopped and slashed the thorns, and after a while, he killed all the orcs who rushed into the black mist.

At this time, he really can't let out stinky farts anymore.

Recently, I haven't eaten meat, and there aren't too many stinky farts, and after this release, it is estimated that I want to recharge my energy for many days before I can have stinky farts again.

The black smoke began to dissipate, and the ground was littered with corpses.

The orcs guarding behind the gate had heard the curses and roars of their companions in the black fog a moment ago, and at this moment, they could no longer hear any sounds.

At this time, the impact outside became more and more violent.

The entire wooden door shook violently, making a sound of being about to burst.

The orcs panicked.

Luo Li raised the sword in her hand and said loudly: "Everyone come with me, kill into the prison cell, and capture the queen!" This is our last chance! ”

So, all the orcs screamed and risked their lives.

If you don't work hard at this time, after those elven guards break down the door for a while, you won't have a chance again.

It just so happened that the black smoke that enveloped the corridors and cells had begun to dissipate rapidly, becoming weaker and weaker, and they could already see the contents vaguely, and, spitting and spitting, they seemed to have some immunity to this terrible stench, and they didn't feel too stinky.

"Rush in! Kill that little bastard! Catch the Elven Queen! ”

The remaining orcs, following Lori, roared and rushed into the black mist that was about to dissipate, rushing towards the cell.

"Boom!"

At this moment, the heavy wooden door finally broke open!

With her hands dragging her giant sword, her silver hair fluttering, and her face cold and anxious, she ran in.

Princess Anne rushed in with the elven guards.

At this time, Luo Li had already rushed to the door of the cell with the orcs, and was about to rush in desperately.

As long as they rush in and hold the queen hostage, there is still hope!

But suddenly they were dumbfounded!

The cell was littered with corpses, and the doorways were stacked with the corpses of their companions, all of them in a miserable state, with a large puddle of vomit left on the corners of their mouths and chests.

"Come in and find it!"

Luo Li kicked the corpse in the doorway and shouted.

However, the small cell was already full of tall and strong corpses of orcs, and no one could enter the doorway, and although she used all her strength to kick out the kick, the corpse still occupied the position of the doorway, squeezing the other corpses around it, motionless.

And the corpse's eyes were wide, and the corners of its mouth were full of filth, as if it was laughing at her.

"Nima!"

This girl, who was originally a beautiful elf, suddenly burst into tears and broke down and scolded.

It was the first time she had seen such a despicable and shameless dark method that made her desperate!

"Huh!"

At this time, the giant sword Little Lori had already waved the giant sword in her hand, spinning and whistling like a whirlwind!

Her petite and delicate body had merged with the giant sword in her hand, and the narrow passage was almost full of her rapidly flying sword light, "Boom! The heads of several orcs fell directly to the ground.

The giant sword little Lori suddenly jumped up, brandished the sword, and spun rapidly in mid-air, like a wildly spinning propeller, whistling towards those tall orcs!

As soon as the orcs raised their weapons, they broke in half, and then their heads fell to the ground.

"Whew! Shout! Shout! ”

At this time, Denise and Phil's arrows also shot at the same time.

Anne took the elven guards and killed them as well.

The orcs finally despaired, and had to wave their weapons in their last dying throes.

And the girl named Luo Li seemed to be completely mad, while kicking the corpses stacked in the doorway with her foot, while waving the sword in her hand, slashing wildly, and screaming with tears: "Little bastard! Come out! Come out! Let me hack you to death! ”

"Whew!"

Denise's arrow pierced her slender neck!

Luo Li froze in place, the sword in her hand slowly fell, trembling and turning her head, looking at the familiar elf girls in front of her, she said with tears on her face: "Devil...... You've taken a devil's ......."

After saying that, he leaned back and fell straight to the ground, completely killed.

Soon, all the orcs were killed, and not a single one remained.

Covered in blood, Willis stood at the door of the cell, looking at the corpses piled up in the cell.

"Sister! Night! ”

Princess Anne cried out with a cry, staring horrified at the horrible corpses in the cell.

Catherine also stood at the door of the cell, eager to enter, but was blocked by the corpse and could not enter at all.

"Help!"

Suddenly, Chu Xiaoye's cry for help came from inside: "If you don't save us, I'm going to be flattened!" ”

The tears in Willis's eyes suddenly froze.

Immediately, she threw down the sword in her hand and quickly dragged the corpse out of the door.

Annie, Denise, and Phil all rushed over to help.

Soon, the orc corpses piled up throughout the cell were cleared.

Only then did they see the two familiar figures huddled in the corner, almost crushed into a ball and merged into one.

And their noble queen is holding the boy who called for help tightly in her arms, and the young man's body is slippery and not a single strand!

"Your Majesty, are you alright?"

The giant sword little Lori was the first to rush forward, grabbed Chu Xiaoye's arm, rudely pulled him up, threw him on the ground, and then anxiously picked up his queen.

"Clothes! Where's my clothes! ”

Chu Xiaoye found that his clothes were missing, and it was estimated that when they carried the orc's corpse just now, they even moved his clothes out.

"It's the same whether you wear it or not! Who loves to see you shorty! ”

Seeing that the queen was fine, the giant sword little Lori finally breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the tears in her eyes, and said angrily.

It's all at this time, and I almost lost my life, and I was still thinking about clothes!

"You're looking! Everybody's watching! ”

Chu Xiaoye squatted on the ground, guarding the vital point, pointing at her, and then at Denise, Phil, Annie, and the other wide-eyed elf girls outside the cell.

"Whew-"

At this moment, Catherine suddenly jumped up and threw herself into his arms.

The little lioness must have just freaked out.

At this time, Chu Xiaoye suddenly remembered that he could completely become a lion.

"I've changed!"

He let out a loud shout, but his body did not change.

At the same time, he felt sore and unusually tired.

"It's over! Isn't it because the stinky fart is empty and has no energy? ”

Chu Xiaoye secretly screamed badly, and at the same time, it seemed that he had suddenly discovered a terrible fact, those stinky farts were probably not exhaust gas, but some kind of energy in his bodyβ€”powerful energy that could allow him to change the state of lions and elves at will!

"Hey, why hasn't it changed? Don't you think you haven't seen enough of us? ”

The giant sword little Lori looked at him in surprise and sneered in her mouth.

The queen hurriedly took off her robe, draped it over him, personally helped him up, looked at him with complicated eyes and said, "Night, you saved my life again." However, I want to know what ...... in your body."

"Sorry! Your Majesty, there is no comment! ”

Chu Xiaoye knew what she wanted to ask, and before she could finish speaking, she immediately refused.

Don't you just want to ask, "How many farts are in your body?"

He certainly won't answer!

Who would easily expose their bottom line?

Unless it's a fool!

"Okay, then I won't ask."

Lan Nixi's eyes looked at the girl who fell at the door with a sharp arrow stuck in her neck, and the expression on her face showed a touch of sadness.

"Your Majesty, Lord Night, Lord Luo Li has rebelled, so many orcs, how can you be okay?"

Fei'er couldn't help but ask, and then suddenly fanned the air in front of her nose with her hand, frowned, and said with a look of disgust: "When I just came in, I smelled a foul smell and almost vomited, is it because the orcs haven't bathed for many days?" ”

Chu Xiaoye: "......"

The expression on Lan Nixi's face froze, she glanced at him, and said in a flickering voice: "It should be, maybe, probably, yes." ”

Veris looked suspicious and puzzled: "Your Majesty, this cell is full of orc corpses, did you kill them?" With my swordsmanship, in such a narrow place, with so many orcs, I'm afraid it won't work. How do you do that? ”

The giant sword Lori was very curious, she wanted to know what method they used to kill so many orcs, and there was still time and opportunity to use these orc corpses as body shields to fill this cell.

Lan Nixi was about to speak, but Chu Xiaoye hurriedly urged: "Don't be verbose! Get out of here! Standing here, looking at these corpses, smelling the blood, don't you feel disgusted? ”

After saying that, he immediately walked out of the cell with Catherine.

Lan Nixi hurriedly followed behind, and said to the elven guards: "Clean up the cell, and then, close the entrance, and don't let anyone in." ”

Suddenly, she thought of Nariya in the back mountain.

"Naria!"

The queen's face changed, and she hurriedly said, "Quick! Follow me to the back mountain! ”

Chu Xiaoye was helpless, so he had to put on the robe that was dragged on the ground, hold the sword, and follow behind them.

However, as soon as she ran out of the cell, an elf girl with beautiful blonde hair hurried over with two elf guards, and when she saw the queen, she immediately breathed a sigh of relief and said happily: "Your Majesty, fortunately you are fine." ”

After Lan Nixi saw her, her ugly face recovered slightly, and she hurriedly said, "Maina, are you all right?" How's Naliya? ”

The blonde girl replied, "Your Majesty, we are all right, and Princess Naria is fine." The dozen or so orcs have been wiped out, and Princess Nariya has asked me to come and see you. It's good that you're okay. ”

Lan Nixi finally put it down and said, "Maina, then let's go see Naliya, it just so happens that I am also going to take the night to meet her." ”

Mai Na hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, Princess Naria said that if Your Majesty is safe and sound, there is no need to meet again." And ......"

The blonde girl looked at Chu Xiaoye, who was wearing a robe next to her, and said in a low voice, "Princess Nariya said that she doesn't want to see outsiders for the time being. ”

Lannie Xi frowned and said, "Ye is not an outsider, he is the benefactor of my elven clan and a member of my elven clan. Myna, you should have told Naliya, right? ”

Mina bowed her head and said, "Yes, Your Majesty, I told the princess everything. However, the princess still does not want to meet the night lady. ”

Then she looked at Chu Xiaoye and said, "I'm sorry, Lord Night." ”

Chu Xiaoye looked indifferent and said with a smile: "Miss Maina, you must have also told Princess Naliya about the rumors between me and the queen in the elf city these days, right?" The princess hates me, and rightfully so, I won't care. ”

With an embarrassed look on her face, Mina didn't speak.

Lanni sighed and said, "Okay, Mina, you go back and protect Naria well." Also, tell her that I will be leaving in a few days, and that I hope to see her before leaving. ”

Maina bowed her head and said, "Yes, Your Majesty, I will definitely tell the princess." ”

After saying that, he bowed and left with two guards.

Lan Nixi spread her hands at Chu Xiaoye, and said helplessly: "Nariya is like this, even if it is a battle with the orcs, the moment of life and death of the elf clan, she will not come out until the last moment." I couldn't understand her all the time. Night, like I couldn't read you all along. Your fart......"

"Hey, hey, hey! Your Majesty, what you said is good, why is it crooked again? ”

Chu Xiaoye hurriedly interrupted him, and said unhappily: "If Your Majesty still remembers my life-saving grace just now, don't mention that incident in the future." ”

Although stinky fart is a skill he relies on to survive, it is undeniable that this skill really makes him a little unable to raise his head.

Lan Nixi smiled, "Okay, I won't mention it again." ”

Then he raised his hand and helped him pull the robe on his chest, his brows suddenly frowned, and his face showed a somewhat painful expression, and said, "The wound hurts again, maybe it was just in the cell, squeezed by you." ”

As soon as these words came out, the eyes around immediately looked at each other again.

Chu Xiaoye hurriedly corrected: "Your Majesty, don't talk nonsense, it's obvious that you were squeezed by the orc's body." I'm just closer to you, and I'm forced to press on you, and it's you who pull me over. ”

Lani Xi smiled frankly, took his hand and said, "Night, don't be nervous, I don't want to blame you." I just think the wound hurts, we should hurry up and heal the wound so that we can set off quickly, right? ”

Chu Xiaoye looked up at the sky.

The sun sets, the silver moon rises, and the stars are like night lights.

The queen's routine is deep!

"Goo......

At this moment, a hungry wail came from his stomach.

Lan Nixi hurriedly said: "Night, you are hungry, I will take you to take a bath first, change into clean clothes, and then we will eat together." ”

The two of them had just huddled together with the orc's corpse, covered in blood, and the smell was very unpleasant.

And the queen felt that there must still be that terrible stench in her clothes and hair, and she had to take a good bath to feel at ease.

Chu Xiaoye saw her looking at herself with watery eyes, and suddenly remembered the kiss of the domineering queen when she was in the cell just now, and her heart suddenly trembled, and she hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, please respect yourself, I can take a bath alone, and I am not used to washing with others." ”

The expression on Lan Nixi's face froze, and she couldn't help but smile: "Night, I mean to say, I'll take you to take a bath in the palace bathhouse, where there is a men's bathhouse." I'll go back to my room and wash it. ”

Well, a misunderstanding.

Chu Xiaoye was naked, covered in blood just now, and now he was really uncomfortable, so he hurriedly urged: "Then Your Majesty, let's go, I'm itching all over my body now, and I'm still very hungry." ”

He was a little strange, once in the grassland, when he lived as a lion, not only did he not hate blood, but he also liked it very much, even if it was stained with blood on his fur, he would not care.

And now, I feel very uncomfortable.

It seems that the bodies of lions and elves not only have different energy in their bodies, but also have different feelings.

After transforming into an elf, he can't fart stinky, which is something he regrets.

Otherwise, when he holds the sword and fights the enemy, he can take advantage of his unpreparedness and suddenly kill the opponent with a fart!

Lan Nixi led him into the palace, turned left and right, walked through the corridor, and came to a not very spacious bathhouse, which was foggy, but there was no one.

It is said to be a bathhouse, but it is actually a pool filled with hot water.

"There are hot springs underground, and the water, which circulates all the time, is very clean and very warm. At night, you can jump straight down. It's a little deep, though, and I don't know if you can swim. ”

Lan Nixi stood in front of the pool, looking at her with burning eyes.

Chu Xiaoye also looked at her, and said with a serious face: "Your Majesty is not leaving, aren't you waiting for me to invite you to stay and take a bath together?" ”

Lan Nixi was stunned for a moment, two blush flew on her cheeks, and she looked at him with watery eyes and said, "This...... It's not good, after all, this is a men's bathhouse......"

"Not so good, why don't you leave?"

Chu Xiaoye saw that she couldn't understand her eyes at all, so she directly and unceremoniously began to drive people away.

He was really uncomfortable, especially when he thought of the hideous faces and ugly bodies of those orcs.

This blood can be poisonous!

He couldn't wait, he directly wore the queen's robe, jumped suddenly, and with a "poof", he jumped into the pool, splashed high, and sprayed the queen's face.

He took off his robe in the water, swam to the shore, handed it to the queen, and said, "Your Majesty, if you really don't want to go, you can stay and rub my back." ”

"Presumptuous!"

The giant sword little Lori is here again, with a tiger face and angry eyes!

Chu Xiaoye couldn't help but say, "Didn't you say that this is a men's bathhouse?" Even if the queen comes in, you will come in with you, and if you say that you don't covet my handsome and lovely body, even the ghost won't believe it! ”

"Whew!"

Veris snorted into the pool and spat out some saliva.

Anne hurriedly said outside the door: "Veris, come out for a while, my memory has not been restored, some things have been forgotten, I need your help." ”

Veris looked at the queen and said, "Your Majesty, I'll send you back to the room first." ”

Such a terrible thing had just happened, and she didn't feel at ease about letting His Majesty stay here.

Anne said outside the door: "Veris, Denise and Phil, as well as the other guards are all guarding the door, my sister will be fine." Come out of here, we need to get out of the castle. ”

Seeing her anxious tone, Veris had to walk out quickly, "Princess, what's the matter?" ”

Anne took her hand and led her away, and said with a distressed expression: "I vaguely remember that there is a seller of honey cakes on a certain street in the city, which is very delicious, Willis, you can take me to find it." ”

Veris: "......"