Three things that can't be avoided in college, love, passing, and roll call.

Everything revolves around these three keywords. I met all kinds of girls, talked about romantic relationships, prayed in class not to be named, and passed the exam.

At the end of the first semester of my freshman year, I heard the concept of "exam week" for the first time. At that time, there was no department selection, and there was no school selection, and it took two weeks to prepare for six exams, but I felt that the time was very rich, and the benefits of grinding guns from the time I was in elementary school The teacher said that during this period, the population density in the large and small print shops in the school should be about 0.1 square meters / person according to my visual measurement. The sizzle of a photocopier and the rattle of a printer are incessant. The photocopier also has a very powerful function is miniature, the purpose of miniature printing is not much to say, who wants to say that he miniature printing is to save paper and money, the ghost will believe. At that time, when we went to print materials, everyone brought U disks, MP3 and other mobile storage tools, and often the U disk was inexplicably poisoned after coming out of the print shop. Considering that the small U port of each computer has to be used by these USB connectors thousands of times a day, some people have found that the poisoning of the USB flash drive is similar to the germs of reproductive system infection caused by unclean behavior.

Before the exam, the whole people were soldiers, and the teacher specially held a class meeting to emphasize the discipline of the exam, and the seniors in the past also left us with a bloody lesson, and the counselor also said that if you are caught cheating, you will be reported, and you will automatically lose your degree if you report it, which is by no means a joke. But this is how I understand this sentence, cheating is okay, and you must not be caught. This is mainly to emphasize the seriousness of being arrested, but the counselor also told us that once we are caught, we must not talk back to the teacher, and notify the department first.

Long live passing, if you fail, you have to retake it, so everyone is very cautious, basically where you can put a small note in your clothes, you have a small note, and you can't remember the formula in your head, but you can't remember that the answers to those questions are hidden in that place. This is a way to arm yourself, of course, without skill, please try not to use small strips of paper. The four famous catches of economy and trade are well deserved.

There is also a way to fight positional warfare, go to the examination room in advance to arrange the position, run to the test site before the exam to copy the answers on the desk, or chair, or in the table, anyway, it is a relatively hidden place, you can find it, this advantage is not afraid of the teacher's search, the risk factor is also low, the cheat sheet on the table is not called cheating, the school does not have the equipment to check the handwriting, even if it is found, it will not admit that the teacher will either let you erase or let you change seats, but it will never be reported, which is much stronger than searching for a note. At that time, our class was more strict, and we sat according to the student number every time, unlike some classes where you could sit casually. What worried me the most at that time was this exam room and the exam number, if it was a large classroom with two classes taking the exam together, my student number happened to be in the first row. Usually after knowing our seats in advance, we all go to the exam room on the night before the exam, bringing revision materials, pencils and erasers. Why use a pencil, because the pencil can write on a smooth desktop, and it is not easy for the teacher to see, which is the crystallization of the wisdom of the working people. Those like us who start work on the eve of the exam can be understood as stupid birds flying first, of course, students who study well are unremitting in doing these things.

When the table is full, when I go to bed at night, I start praying that I will not let me change seats tomorrow. Before the exam, the next three indiscriminate behaviors that hurt others and are not beneficial to oneself are really liked by teachers. In the face of this kind of emergency, our adaptability has always been very poor, it is like five thunderstorms, and the previous efforts are all wasted, and we can only wait for the failure.

There is only one person except for Wang Chao. He is from the dormitory of our class, a native of Tangshan, super playful, but he is calmer than anyone else during the exam, and he looks confident, I think this kind of person is definitely a genius, until I accidentally saw his jeans during an exam. At that time, I was particularly impressed, seeing the dense small words on his pants, almost everyone would say these words: "Fuck! You're awesome! Served! It can be said that Wang Chao has taken the first step in cheating innovation. Of course, this step is very costly, and if you are interested, you can try how difficult it is to write on cloth, and it is the words of nearly half of the book.

Later, with the continuous research of cheating techniques and scenarios, cheating techniques and methods began to become more advanced and endless. After being too lazy to copy the desk, the technical means have not entered the 3.0 era, and we have all started to use our mobile phones to make cheat sheets. From texting to notepad, the last thing that is directly saved is an electronic document, the kind that can be quickly searched, which greatly saves the preparation time before the exam, and allows us to play cards and games calmly. With this clearer, more portable, non-toxic, harmless digital cheat sheet in line with the national policy of sustainable development, the general exam is a paper tiger, and it is absolutely impossible to ask for people without asking for them. Of course, this kind of cheat sheet can only deal with rote subjects, some things are not good on their own, harmonious society, everyone is really good, such as English, high mathematics, this kind of subject has to rely on the left and right neighbors.

Other magical powers, I especially admire the girls who stick the answers on the inner thighs, or copy them on the thighs, this can be regarded as their innate advantage, and the invigilator will definitely not check this place. Later, I tried it, and I also wore big pants and wanted to copy the answer on my leg, and the ballpoint pen itched without writing two words on my leg, and if the girl wrote it all over the inner thigh, how did she stick to it, I was particularly curious. In fact, as long as you use dim sum, no matter what method you use, typing cheat sheets or reading the answers of your classmates around you, as long as your paper is not empty, it is basically very good to pass. Of course, there are also sad people, a great ability in the dormitory next door is very miserable, the first exam hung up English and politics and economics, a total of 9 credits, to donate another 720 yuan to the school to retake.

If you want to ask me if I have any exams that I am afraid of, there is really a subject, that is, accounting, I haven't learned at all, I really can't, I can't remember the formula, I can't find a place to copy the answers, and I can't necessarily see what the bunch of calculations written by people is, even if I copy it for you, if you don't read it carefully, you're afraid of copying the wrong numbers, not to mention that it's in such a tense and serious atmosphere in the exam room. The only thing I can do is to cover everything that can be covered, strictly abide by the blanks, write down all the formulas that can be associated, make the illusion of calculus, and just write a full paper. The first thing out of the examination room, I called the senior secretary of our department, and reported to him that I may have to fail the accounting course, and then listened carefully to the senior secretary's earnest teachings for a few minutes, and then I have to study hard in the future, I smiled and complained: "Leader, you see, I don't all want to do activities for the college to get a little short review time, I didn't review well, you take care of it, call our accounting teacher, and ask him not to fail the course for me, or you say that the president of the student union under your command will fail the exam." , it's not good to say. "Secretary Gao was very helpless by my hippie smile, and he told me what time it was, and hung up the phone. In the end, when the accounting results came out, 61 points, well, one more point than a passing grade, I am very grateful to my senior secretary.

And then there's the student council president, okay, so I'll just talk about it briefly. When I was translating, I was running for the president of the student union, probably because the foreign translator had just been formed, we were the first college students, and I caught up with my college entrance examination score was basically the highest among all college students.

I remember that when I was translating, the title of my speech was "The Ambition of the Bird". The main meaning is that everyone should believe in their own ability, the foreign language college to learn foreign languages, do not look at mathematics, physics and chemistry, mainly look at the language talent, master a foreign language can rely on this foreign language to eat, be a translator, to work in a foreign company are the way out, so there is no need to feel that it is not as good as those undergraduates of Normal University and Heda University, when you go to the company for an interview, you are fluent in foreign language with one mouth, which interviewer will also give you a high score. Maybe everyone heard me say this, and was also inspired to a certain extent, so they chose me, followed me to toss, what Southwest Higher Diocesan speech contest, cheerleading performances also have a foreign translation figure, the most important thing is that the foreign translation has a more famous etiquette team, all big beauties, participated in a lot of business activities, pulled a lot of sponsorship, because only we have a flight attendant professional.

When it comes to economics and trade, since the class did not become the president, I planned to find a position in the department, and then handed in the registration form, wrote a resume, and was favored by the teachers in the department, and simply held a meeting, determined my position, and then held a collective meeting, made an entry speech, even if I took office, the beautiful name is the chairman of the student union of the North School of Management of the School of Economics and Management of Hebei University of Economics and Business. In my freshman year, we had two departments in charge of the department, the Department of Management and the Department of Information, but there were only about 2,000 students in the freshman year, which was more than the number of students from the first year to the fourth year of some small colleges in the department. Later, in order to facilitate management, the sophomore college integrated the Department of Management and the Department of Information into the Department of Business, and the whole department re-elected the president of the student union. This competitive pressure is still relatively large, the whole department is only our session, there are no seniors, there are no younger students, there are so many people in one session, there are many people who sign up, the most competitive is of course the original person in charge of the information department, but I heard that it is a woman, and she is also from Chengde, and this person later played a more important role in my university life. There are also characters like Tian Da Elephant in the room opposite my dormitory, and there are many of them anyway. We were told to gather in the lecture hall of the first church to give a lecture and let everyone vote. On the afternoon before the speech, the person in charge of the Department of Information took the initiative to come to me, her name was Xu Na, and she chatted with me about all kinds of things in her hometown, where she graduated, etc., and then she retreated and said that she would not compete with me, and she planned to be the secretary of the Youth League. This was the first time we met, and I went back to the dormitory with a smile.