Chapter 450: The surname is Song, why don't you play your cards according to the routine......
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Belch......
All right
Song Xiaojian let someone take the blame again,
It was indeed on his deem to do so,
It was also him who tested whether the two devil muscular men were his real fans or some people's trust,
The results were available on the first day of testing,
Unfortunately,
Neither of them is his fan, but Zhentuo,
Once the topic is difficult enough,
It's so difficult that even Song Xiaojian himself can't figure out the answer,
Just kidding, 2 to the power of a few hundred, without a computer, how could he calculate?
Another time it was just a brain teaser,
It's the burden in a certain sketch he liked to watch in the previous life,
To put it bluntly, it's very simple,
But it's very circumventing,
As for the third question,
Excuse me
Song Xiaojian hasn't thought about it yet,
It's not that the question is not good,
It's that he hasn't decided whether to meet those two fools and continue to play the game.
Refusal, it's not impossible,
But
The Ji family will definitely not give up,
It didn't work out this time,
Soon there will be other conspiracies,
These days,
Song Xiaojian kept thinking,
If the Ji family's conspiracy fails this time, what will they do?
But
He really knows too little about the Ji family,
There is no way to analyze,
"Forget it, if you don't do it well, let's meet those two fools!"
……
Another day passed,
Under the eyes of the two devil muscled men,
The guards finally changed the subject,
"There are two trees in the forest, a pear tree, an apple tree, the pear tree blooms in March, the fruit ripens in August, the apple is a month later than the pear, it is known, the pear is three dollars a pound, and the apple is five dollars a pound, so the question is, may I ask, what does your son call your father?"
The two were completely dumbfounded,
This question,
It seems to be more esoteric than before,
There's no logic at all.
The two racked their brains and couldn't come up with an answer.
Belch......
All right
It's not that they can't think of it,
They know that their son must call his father grandpa.
However, they felt that it could not be so simple.
As I have already said,
If they can't answer again this time, they won't have a chance.
Don't dare to take this risk,
The two looked at each other,
Nodding at the same time,
Such an important decision, which one can they make,
simply, sent the title to the boss behind the scenes,
And then
The Eighth Elder and Ji Ba completely doubted their lives,
What is this special question?
This has something to do with pears and apples, you just ask the last sentence no?
But
But the two didn't dare to say that answer so rashly,
It's because the answer is so simple.
They know that
Since the surname Song found out that there was a problem with those two,
Then this question must be full of pitfalls, it can't be so simple,
And then......
Belch......
All right
The two of them began to check all the information about pears and apples again.
Including grafting techniques, when to fertilize, when to prune, how to make sure the sun is sufficient, how to make sure the pears are juicy and delicious,
They also investigated the market price of pears and apples, the price trend over the past 100 years,
and a series of physiological reactions after eating pears and apples,
even
It also investigated whether the vendors related to these two fruits and the people who like to eat these two fruits have been cuckolded.
After a chicken-dog-like investigation,
In the middle of the moon,
They finally determined one thing,
This question,
and pears and apples have nothing to do with half a dime, they worked in vain for another day,
Ji Ba at this time,
I'm too tired to have the strength to regain my energy,
waved weakly,
"Tell those two guys the answer, yes or no, I admit it......"
yes
And he confessed,
He already knew it clearly,
The kid surnamed Song is playing with him,
He's lost hope,
Those two fools will definitely not see the kid surnamed Song,
The eighth elder was also tired of becoming a grandson, and finally trembled to send out the message, and then collapsed there without moving.
He has no strength to speak,
……
Strange Thing Villa,
The two devil muscular men yawned and were bored,
They don't have a single idea of the topic,
can make the boss count for so long,
Of course it won't be too simple,
But
The moment I saw the message from my boss,
The two of them were stunned again,
They walked up to the guards,
The answer is...... Grandfather? ”
"Hey, my grandson is so good......"
The guard's face is full of kindness,
"Calling grandpa earlier, wouldn't it have let you in earlier?"
"Come in, the owner is already asleep, and I will see you tomorrow morning......"
Ahh
It's as simple as that?
The two couldn't believe it,
"Big brother, is this really the answer?"
"Be confident unless you know you're cuckolded, or your dad is cuckold......"
The guard led them, and as they went, they said,
"Why, I won't be right, is it you or your father?"
"No, no, no one in our house wears that thing......"
"That's good, let's rest in the guest room first......"
Of course, all this was arranged by Song Xiaojian,
The two of them entered the guest room, and they were still confused, not believing that this question was so simple.
Fortunately, they did not forget that the boss was still waiting for news,
hurriedly reported the situation to the boss,
That end,
Ji Ba and the Eighth Elder who received the information began to doubt their lives again,
Hemp eggs,
Am I too outdated, or is the world changing too fast?
After learning that the two of them would be able to meet the boy surnamed Song tomorrow,
Whether it is the Eighth Elder or Ji Ba, they all feel incredible,
Obviously,
As soon as the two arrived in Wenjin City,
The boy came up with a test question,
This is obviously aimed at those two people.
How could it be possible to let the two of them in again?
"Head of the house, you say, could this be a coincidence?"
After some brain supplementation, the Eighth Elder thought that he had seen through the 'truth',
"Tell me about it!"
Ji Ba rubbed his eyebrows, his voice was a little hoarse,
"The head of the family, when the two of them went, it was possible that the kid surnamed Song didn't know that the two of them were going, so the question on the first day would be so difficult......
Ji Ba shook his head,
"No, the kid surnamed Song made this question, and he made a special trip to fix the two of them, otherwise, as soon as they arrived in Jincheng, that kid would have come up with the answer to the question......"
"The head of the family, this may really be a coincidence, since the reappearance of the surname Song, there are so many people who want to visit him every day, he must be annoyed, so he came up with this question......"
Hey?
Ji Ba frowned slightly,
"It's not unreasonable for you to say that, keep ......"
The Eighth Elder went on to say:
"On the first day, the topic was very difficult, even if the head of the family was extremely smart, it took two days and two nights, if it was someone else, how could it be calculated in one day, so, this is a trick by the kid surnamed Song, used to block everyone who wants to see him,"
Well!
Ji Ba nodded lightly, very satisfied with this sycophant,
"That makes sense,"
"However, since this is the case, then why did we calculate the first question, the one surnamed Song didn't let the two ......?"
The Eighth Elder said confidently:
"Hehe, the head of the family, this is not difficult to understand, what is the level of the two of us, I don't say that you also know, if the kid surnamed Song meets directly, he will definitely not be able to convince the public, so he asked those two people to write down the entire calculation process, in fact, at that time, he should have decided to meet these two people."
Ji Ba pondered for a while before slowly nodding,
"You have some point, keep ......"
The Eighth Elder said:
"The two of us didn't write it, of course, in this case, it is definitely impossible for the surname Song to meet them, so he adjusted the question for the second day, in fact, the question on the second day is the simplest, even three years old......"
Speaking of which,
The Eighth Elder coughed lightly,
"The head of the family, the old man can't live up to the master's entrustment, and thinks too much, so we missed the opportunity on the second question......"
Hum~~
Ji Ba snorted coldly,
"For the sake of your good attitude, I won't care about it this time, continue talking!"
"Yes! Thank you for your ......."
The Eighth Elder hurriedly bowed down,
But in the bottom of my heart, I was scolding MMP,
Who said it was difficult at the time?
"The head of the family, the kid surnamed Song also knows that if the topic is always so simple, it will definitely cause criticism, so he warned those two that there are only three chances, that is, at most one chance to give them one chance......
Ji Ba nodded again, suddenly in his heart,
In this way, why does the kid surnamed Song only make it reasonable to answer three questions?
Just listen to the Eighth Elder continue:
"Thankfully, we got the last chance and got the third question right......
Fortunately, as if they really answered correctly with their strength, the Eight Elders completely forgot the helplessness and powerlessness they had when they gave up before,
"Okay, don't talk so much, let those two guys perform well tomorrow......"
After that,
Ji Ba yawned and left,
After the Eighth Elder sent another message to the two devil muscled men,
I also yawned and went back,
They were so tired for the past two days......
…………
The next day,
Strange Thing Villa,
Song Xiaojian's recliner was still lying under the ginkgo tree, swaying leisurely, making creaking cheers,
"Owner, two strong men are here......"
Song Xiaojian picked up half of his eyelids,
"Oh, serve tea, add more tea foam, it's not a valuable thing, don't be reluctant to ......"
"Yes!"
The subordinate went down,
The two devil muscles are not sitting on the side, nor are they standing,
Although their heads are not developed,
However, it doesn't mean that he doesn't feel unwelcome here.
All right
In fact, as soon as they came, they already knew that he was not welcome,
I have to call my grandfather to let me in, is this especially welcome?
Tea is also tea, what the hell is it to add more tea foam?
"Song ......"
"Hold back your talk......"
As soon as they spoke, they were blocked back by Song Xiaojian,
"You're here for those rumors, aren't you?"
"Yes, yes, Song Shaoxia, you don't know, those people are so hateful, they actually said the ...... of the last sermon"
The two didn't expect Song Xiaojian to take the initiative to mention the matter, and hurriedly began to sue those people for their evil state.
"Slow!"
Song Xiaojian interrupted them again,
"Do you know that I put out those rumors......
Ahh
The two were completely dumbfounded,
The script is wrong,
Isn't it the boss behind the scenes who is controlling all this?
How......
With their little brain melon,
They don't understand,
"How is that possible?"
"Hehe, how could it not be?"
Song Xiaojian chuckled and said:
"Ever since that video appeared, I knew that someone was going to mess with me behind my back, so I released this rumor, just to know who was behind me trying to me, and as a result, you guys showed up......"
The two were completely stunned,
This is completely different from the script given to them by the boss.
Didn't Song Shaoxia hear those rumors, get angry, and get out of control?
"Song Shaoxia, is there any misunderstanding here?"
"Misunderstanding? Hehe......"
Song Xiaojian's gaze swept over the two,
"Where could there be any misunderstanding?"
"Think about it, the last time I preached, so many people broke through, why did some people not listen to the lecture and didn't participate in the Dao of Enlightenment, but instead recorded a small video there?"
"Hehe, that person wants to see my jokes, and he won't die, but he may not have expected that the sermon was very successful, and he had no chance of winning the head-to-head showdown, so he made that little video and wanted to slap me from the side......"
"I've already seen through everything......"
"Tell me, who sent you, you'd rather call Grandpa than see me......"
Belch......
At this time, the two of them didn't know what to say at all.
This script is completely wrong, the lines they memorized are useless, okay, right,
But
The two have a strong desire to survive,
Knowing that at this time, I must not admit it,
"Song Shaoxia, it's really a misunderstanding, we two brothers, when we heard someone slandering you in the Central Domain, we couldn't help but ......"
Let's go it......
The two packaged them as heroes who saw unevenness on the road and drew knives to help each other, and they burst into tears.
Song Xiaojian pondered for a long time,
"Okay, I'll trust you once, and I'm not going to pursue you for almost ruining my good deeds, go ahead!"
"Someone, send off!"
The two were sent out of the villa in a daze,
And then,
The two hurriedly reported the matter to the boss behind the scenes,
…………
Wushuang Palace, Ji Family,
The moment the Eight Elders saw the message,
The whole person is square,
How can it be?
The surname is Song, you don't play cards according to the routine!
"What, it's done?"
Ji Ba asked lightly,
"Family master, things may not be what I imagined, the guy surnamed Song has long suspected that the two people we sent have bad intentions!"
Well?
Ji Ba's face sank quickly,
"You didn't say that yesterday, you said it was just a coincidence, and now, you actually told me that the guy surnamed Song already knew that you were playing tricks on me?"
Belch......
The eight elders scolded MMP in their hearts,
Tricking you?
Am I being tricked by you?
But he hurriedly said:
"The subordinates don't dare, the subordinates are confused for a while, please punish the head of the family......"
"Hmph, your one, the monthly case will be reduced by one percent in the future."
Ji Ba snorted coldly,
"What about the two guys, who were abolished by the one surnamed Song?"
The eight elders hated Ji Ba in their hearts,
Hemp eggs, a monthly case, or their branch, these have been swallowed again,
"No, the two were kicked out of the villa by the surname Song."
Well?
Ji Ba's brows were tightly locked,
"What the hell is going on?"
So and so and so and so and so and so
The Eight Elders told the story again,
Ji Ba's brows locked tighter,
"So, someone other than us is pushing this rumor?"
Belch......
The Eight Elders are also not sure,
But
He didn't want to give Ji Ba another chance to punish him,
"The head of the family, it was very strange that the video appeared, the kid surnamed Song said it well, at that time, the person who recorded the video didn't listen to the sermon or participate in the understanding, which was not quite right......"
Ji Ba nodded slightly,
"Is the video real or fake?"
"This ......"
The Eighth Elder hesitated,
"The head of the family, we didn't get the original video, what we saw was all ripped, and we couldn't tell if it was true or not......"
A glimmer of light flashed in Ji Ba's eyes,
"So, that kid doesn't have no enemies, can he find that man?"
The Eighth Elder frowned,
"Family Master, it's difficult, we didn't go to the last sermon, and besides, there are a lot of people invited by the Sun and Moon Sect, so it's not easy to find out......"
"What's more, the guy surnamed Song offended the Blood Shadow Building, that video is likely to be released by the Blood Shadow Building, contact the Blood Shadow Building to cooperate, it's too much trouble......"
"I also heard that that kid is in the West Sea, and he offended the Kraken clan, and this video may also be the ...... they released"
Let's go it......
The Eight Elders are another divine analysis,
At this time,
He and Ji Ba seemed to have forgotten to analyze whether what Song Xiaojian said was true or false.
Ji Ba's brows were tightly locked,
After a while, he said:
"The Blood Shadow Building and the Kraken clan are not easy to mess with, don't contact them for the time being, since the surname Song didn't kill those two people, and he also released rumors himself, we will plan it, like this...... ...... like this"
The two discussed for a while,
redefined the method of dealing with Song Xiaojian,
Finally, Ji overbearing:
"After this is done, I will return it to you for one month of your branch, do it well!"
"Xie family master!"
The eighth elder's face was full of gratitude, but in his heart he scolded MMP,
Hemp eggs,
It's so stingy to reward us with what we deserve!
…………
Outside the Strange Thing Villa,
The two devil muscular men did not leave,
They are still waiting for the latest instructions from the boss,
The guards were under Song Xiaojian's orders, and they didn't care about them, just as if they didn't exist.
On this day,
The two came to the door again and begged to see him.
Of course Song Xiaojian will not be gone,
"You two, you came to the door again today, isn't there something going on?"
"That's the case, Song Shaoxia, although you let out those rumors, but that guy hasn't shown up, you can't help him, right?"
Song Xiaojian nodded lightly,
"Hey, there's some truth to that, keep ......"
Be encouraged,
The two of them are even more energetic,
"Song Shaoxia, think about it, why did that person get that little video? He's definitely trying to see your jokes......"
"Nonsense, this is what I said last time, say what you think!"
Song Xiaojian unceremoniously interrupted the two of them,
"Yes yes yes, sorry, I forgot ......"
One of them touched his head, looking embarrassed,
The other glared at him and hurriedly said:
"Song Shaoxia, that person hasn't shown up for so long after you released the rumors, it is very likely that he is engaged in a conspiracy behind his back, can you let him go on like this......"
Well!
memorized the lines well,
Song Xiaojian secretly complimented,
face,
But frowning,
"What do you think I should do?"
The two looked at each other,
With a gleam of joy in his eyes,
"Song Shaoxia, it's better for us to defeat that person fundamentally, didn't he release a fake video to ruin your reputation?"
"Didn't he just take advantage of the last sermon, and many people didn't go and didn't know the truth?"
"Song Shaoxia, you should give a powerful counterattack, invite Taoist friends from all over the world, and preach again, so that he has nothing to say, right?"
The corners of Song Xiaojian's mouth are slightly hooked,
The fox's tail is finally revealed, right?
Preach again?
Yours are beautiful,
Raise your head to the sky and shake your head gently,
"Since they don't believe me......"
The gleam in the eyes of the two became stronger and stronger, and between their fingers, a lingering stone was exuding a misty light, representing that they were secretly recording a small video.
It's going to be successful,
"Then don't believe it, I don't expect them all to believe me......"
Ahler?
The two of them were stunned, and they didn't even feel that the photo stone hidden between their fingers fell to the ground.
At this time,
There is only one sentence in the hearts of the two:
Eggless
The surname is Song, why don't you play cards according to the routine......