Chapter 5: Awkward Conversation
Unknowingly, when he arrived at the emperor's bedroom, Xie Lingxu thought that he was finally done, and he was so tired that he was going to die. Just about to slip away, he looked back and was grabbed by Shen Su's shoulder.
, will you die if you tap it!
"Where are you going? Don't you know how to wait for the emperor to wash and change clothes! ”
Xie Lingxu sighed lightly, is the emperor a three-year-old mentally retarded child? He who has hands and feet still needs to be served in these things.
Standing in front of the emperor indifferently, Xie Lingxu was so sleepy that he couldn't see the man's face clearly.
The emperor unbuttoned his coat, revealing a white light shirt lined with skin and raised his robe.
"Tsk, come on"
Xie Lingxu stretched out his hand to take it, and in a blink of an eye, he saw the rosewood cabinet on the side.
, it's so close, you can't put it yourself.
Turning around, he saw Shen Su handing him a glass of water.
Xie Lingxu looked confused. I'm afraid it's not for me to be pitiful and enjoy the water.
"Give it to me!"
The emperor lazily hooked his hands, and his five knuckles looked even more slender in the side light.
Xie Lingxu grabbed the rim of the cup with his hand and handed it to him, trying not to touch his slender and white fingertips.
The emperor took some water, his cheeks moved, and then turned around and spit it out.
Shen Su handed Xie Lingxu a golden handkerchief to "wipe his mouth"
"Oh"
Xie Lingxu couldn't help but roll his eyes. He took the handkerchief and touched it against the white face in front of him.
"Hey...... Do you tap it, are you wiping your mouth or slapping your face? ”
Xie Lingxu smiled "embarrassedly", revealing five bright teeth.
Shen Su brought a basin.
The emperor closed his eyes, his face was quiet and peaceful, and the protruding Adam's apple was imprinted in the slender neck leaning forward with just the right curvature.
Xie Lingxu twisted the towel and approached him.
, a man's eyelashes are so long.
I just don't know where to start. Just put a towel over his face......
The emperor "......"
"Eh, you're going to suffocate me!"
Xie Lingxu hurriedly ripped off the towel and saw a flush on the emperor's face.
There was a heavy and annoyed voice from the side
"What's the matter with you, sloppy."
The emperor waved his hand, "Hey, forget it." ”
Xie Lingxu sighed, thinking that after a day of danger, he could rest for a while.
"I'm not sleepy, let's talk, by the way, ...... Xie Lingxu? Yes, is there anything you want to know? ”
"I, what can I ask?"
"Whatever."
If there is anything to ask, this man is idle. I just wanted to ask if I could go to sleep.
"That'...... You...... Oh, Your Majesty, why...... Let only the eunuchs serve. ”
The emperor raised his eyebrows, but he was not surprised, after all, this matter has been widely spread in the palace, and it has long become one of the four unsolved mysteries in the palace.
The other three are Lord Si Hu, who had made a lot of achievements in the previous dynasty, disappeared inexplicably and disappeared without knowing his whereabouts. Then there is how many harems the Shang king has. The second is why the emperor passed on the throne to the useless Luo Fan, and gave up the country to the eunuchs.
The emperor cleared his throat and said, "When I was born, my mother died in childbirth, and they said that I did not want to come into contact with other concubines, and I was born with a woman since I was a child, and I was brought up by the eunuchs around me. ”
Not in contact with women? Feelings you grew up drinking men's milk?
"The women in the palace are intrigued and pretentious, and I look annoying. But you."
Like a man!
"It's pretty casual, tsk...... It's okay. ”
The emperor tilted his head slightly, "Oh, what did you say...... regional? Where are you from? ”
Exercise. Didn't I ask you to answer, why did it become a two-way question and answer again? I haven't figured out how to make it up yet.
Suddenly I remembered a line, I came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to worship the Buddha and learn scriptures.
Xie Lingxu's eyes flashed
"Well, I ...... Where to come...... Call...... Shangri-La. "Yuanming can't help it.
"Where, why haven't I heard of it?"
"It's a small place, outsiders get lost as soon as they go, and no one knows."
"Oh, then you can take me to see it another day."
"No...... That place...... It's collapsed. ”
"Huh?"
"Wasn't this an earthquake a few years ago!"
"Really? Then you...... Family? ”
"Oh, all ...... It's all down there. ”
"Then you, aren't you sad?"
"Yes...... It's sad. ”
"I can't see how it comes out."
Xie Lingxu's heart is like a hanging, "Eh...... Fortune and misfortune have fate. ”
"Heh, you're quite open-minded."
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The door creaked and was opened by Xie Lingxu, and when he entered the door, Xie Lingxu rushed directly to the board bed, which was quite simple compared to the emperor's purple wood sandalwood bed. The sleepiness became soft, and I didn't feel so cold and hard when I lay down, and I gradually fell deep into my dreams in a trance
When I woke up, it was the first time I had slept so completely, and it was the first time, there was no blue in the dream, it seemed to be a blank dream, empty, silent and formless.
The early morning sunlight shines through the gaps in the window grilles, sporadically sprinkled on the head of the bed.
Xie Lingxu was half-awake, with his eyes closed. I heard the door being pushed open rather unceremoniously.
"What are you doing? Don't hurry up yet. ”
Damn, it's going to start again......
Fast, really fast breakfast, Xie Lingxu did his best to stuff white steamed buns and gruel into his mouth, and his momentum can be described as swift!
The palace maid on the side only felt that at a glance this person she was so full that she couldn't straighten her waist.
Shen Su took Xie Lingxu to the emperor's bedroom.
Pushing open the door, I saw a little white-faced eunuch crouching in front of the Sheng's bed, and said in a resigned voice
"The Emperor...... It's time for the emperor to get up, and he has to go to the early court. ”
The emperor turned over and turned to the inner wall.
"Annoying...... Don't bother me. ”
Shen Su pushed Lingxu's back
"Go."
Fuck, leave the mess to me!
Xie Lingxu patted the emperor on the shoulder
"What's that, it's up, get up."
"Don't make a fuss......," the futon twisted and moved.
Exercise......
Xie Lingxu turned his head speechlessly, facing the resentful gaze of the eunuch who was frowning on the side. After thinking for a moment, Xie Lingxu showed a sly smile.
Looking at the weird smile of his predecessors, the little eunuch was like a great enemy, secretly predicting that he was about to encounter something hurtful.
Xie Lingxu didn't give him time to retreat, and pushed this thin little white face like a chicken boy onto the emperor.
Skinny Chicken "......"
Sure enough, the emperor sat up with a spirit: "I don't want to live anymore." ”
The skinny chicken boy was so frightened that he stiffened his body and didn't dare to move, and he was stunned and lay across the bed of the saint.
"Alright, alright, give me down."
The skinny chick immediately switched to a slippery loach and shrank to the ground. Xie Lingxu had a frank expression on his face when he had done something bad.
"It's not too early, your majesty, you have to go to court."
The emperor "......"
The emperor yawned and groomed people, and the crown hanging the beaded curtain made his face more and more exquisite, and the red court robe lined his white and tender skin with a little blood.
The person in front of him suddenly became alive and vivid.
However, even if he was wearing a majestic dragon robe, he couldn't suppress the decadence of the emperor's body, and he walked loosely, giving people a feeling of kidney deficiency.
The emperor followed Shen Su out of the dormitory, and the task assigned to Xie Lingxu was to clean up the room, and then make waves by himself.
Xie Lingxu understands that his existence is nothing to accompany the emperor to nag and do some simple housekeeping, and the most important thing is to present to outsiders a kind of young man who is rooted in my family, and he will never lose his children and grandchildren.
Wandering around the palace casually, walking and walking, he walked a little farther, and saw a guard dragging a palace maid around the corner.
"Hurry up, the king of Shang didn't want to accept you because he saw that you were a little good-looking, so he didn't have to be embarrassed."
The woman cried so hard that tears rained down.
"I beg you, please let me go"
"Ask for a fart, Lao Tzu let you go? I don't want to live anymore! ”
The woman's voice was hoarse, but unfortunately the annoying shouts did not alarm Xie Lingxu's heart.
Xie Lingxu glanced at Yu Guang and continued to walk forward with an indifferent expression.
He has never been a stupid white sweet person who is overflowing with sympathy, nor is he a good person who acts righteously, is it too long to live too long with a dog and a mouse to meddle in things? Don't take others too seriously, it is inevitable that the people you encounter are knives, put them in your heart, and open your heart to the bloody opening.
Xie Lingxu subconsciously put his hands in his pockets, and only after inserting them did he realize that this was a skirt, not a pocket.
The hibiscus trees planted on both sides of the street are fragrant, and the flower platform in the center is blooming with pollinated tobacco, and the fragrance of the air is refreshing.
The oncoming palace maids were wearing pink skirts with ruffles, and they didn't seem to be in the same district as themselves.
I heard a woman's voice very crisp: "Did you see it?" The emperor fell asleep in the morning! ”
The other palace maid smiled, "I see, the emperor is too improper." ”
"But ah, the emperor's appearance is really speechless, I have never seen such a good-looking person."
"yes, yes. It's a pity that the emperor is not close to women, and he doesn't even have a chance to throw himself into his arms. ”
"Eh, didn't you say that the emperor recently recruited a palace maid?"
"Hmph, I don't know where the vixen came from, don't let me catch it."
Xie Lingxu sneered, in front of you, do you want to fight?
But I'm too lazy to see people who don't have brains, so it will seem like I don't have brains.
Today is simply idle and idle, and finally realized the emperor's famous "waste wood" nature, the emperor has not appeared since the early dynasty today, and I heard Yang Ling say that he went out of the palace.
Xie Lingxu went back to the room and fell asleep, feeling that he had already lived an old age life in advance.
Unknowingly, I stayed in the palace for four or five days, and every day I served the emperor with low living ability, wandering around the palace blindly when I had nothing to do, and occasionally reliving the haunting blue dream at night. Thinking about it, he had almost figured out the main roads and paths in the palace, and some of the basic situations in the palace were almost understood, Xie Lingxu felt that it was time to go and see what the mystery of that "Floating Dream Pavilion" was, and see if there was any way to get out of here.
Standing beside the emperor who was having lunch, Xie Lingxu looked at the food on the table and was a little distracted.
The emperor was bored eating, raised his eyes to see Lingxu's soul not giving up, and then put the chopsticks down.
"What do you think?"
Xie Lingxu looked back: "It's nothing." ”
The emperor tilted his head
"Why do you keep looking at the food? Am I not good-looking? ”
Xie Lingxu was stunned
"I've been praised for my good looks since I was a child. It's not good in your eyes. ”
No, it's a fact that he looks good, but the emperor has everything else on his body except for that face...... Hey, forget it!
"Eh, or ...... You praise me. ”
"What?" You're looking for a smoke!
"I ...... No. ”
"If you say something nice, you'll die!"
, it's the first time I've seen someone so unashamed in so long life! Praise him...... What to boast about? Sinking fish and geese, closing the moon and embarrassing flowers?
"Uh-huh......, um-......, you're ......, it's beautiful." , what a word!
Insight Lingxu easily held back a word, and the emperor smiled softly, "What, are you going to eat me?" ”
Labor wants to chop you.