"Isn't it too early, I'll see how many days there are," he took out his phone and looked at the calendar, there was still more than half a month to go, "It's still half a month, what's the hurry, wait for me to think about it." If you don't give me all of you, just give me your body. I'm the easiest person to be content. I laughed.

"Give you my body? Have you taken it? I'll tell you what you want, but sooner, I don't have much time to wait, or I'll buy you a few pairs of panties. Xiao Dong fiddled with the empty ice cream cup in his hand.

"Just a few pairs of panties? Why don't you buy me a better box of condoms? Anyway, the wool comes out of the sheep. Let's still use it together, right? I gently hugged Xiao Dong's waist.

She pushed me away, "What are you talking about?" Does the wool come out of the sheep? Also, Can you use a condom alone? When a balloon blows? She looked a little angry.

Speaking of condoms, I remember the first time I saw this thing in a self-study class in junior high school, I forgot it in junior high school, it seems that it was the second year of junior high school, there were so many living treasures in the class, and I don't know who was so excessive, so I blew up the condom as a balloon, and slapped it in the classroom to let it fly in the room. The play was still elated, and there were people who flew there to cooperate and call back, many students didn't know what it was, I asked and knew that it was a condom, the classmate said it very loudly, many students heard it, the shy female classmate didn't dare to look up, lying on the table pretending to study, and from time to time secretly looked up at the things floating in the air. I thought to myself, they were just as curious as I was, and the first time I saw this thing, I couldn't have seen it before. A group of people in the classroom were laughing, some were bowing their heads and whispering, and the rest were watching the excitement. When these people had had enough, and I don't know when someone slapped the balloon, it showed its breath and ran around in the air. At this time, our English teacher happened to walk in, he was much taller than us, and he was usually able to get along with us students, and he was very kind, but he was very strict in class.

The teacher came in through the back door, and everyone fell silent. The balloon was still floating slowly in the air, and the teacher walked into the classroom, everyone was snickering in surprise, and they didn't dare to make a loud noise, so they looked at the condom and quickly fell to the ground so that the teacher wouldn't find out. But it backfired, and the condom fell right on the teacher's shoulder. The teacher didn't notice it, probably wondering why today's students had such strange expressions when they saw him. The students in the class were all anxious, but fortunately, the study committee member reacted quickly, stood up immediately, and took the deflated condom from behind the teacher and put it in his pocket as if he was asking the teacher a question. It was such a brief moment, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. The small beads of sweat on the forehead of the school committee came out, and he was not the only one who was worried, if the teacher saw this, how embarrassed everyone would be. Looking back, did he pretend not to see such a big thing falling on the teacher's shoulder, or did he really not feel it? Wondered.

"Hey! What are you laughing at? Laughing so obscenely, like a pervert. Xiao Dong stared at Fu Yizhuo and shouted.

Her shouting immediately pulled me back from my memories. "Oh, do I have it? I just remembered something. "I told Xiao Dong about the condom incident I just thought of. She laughed when she heard it.

My birthday is approaching day by day, and I haven't thought about how to go there. began to go in and out with Xiao Dong, eating together, shopping together, and life gradually formed a pattern.

Yuan Erye and Wei Lao Er found a house in Yin Village near the school, which was okay, saying that it was 90 yuan a month, and the water and electricity were complete. The few of them rented all five rooms on the second floor of the small building built by the landlord to serve the students. It's convenient for everyone to get together and play cards or something. On the weekend, Wei Lao Er asked me and Gu Lao to go to their place to play, I thought it was just fine, and I didn't have any activities recently, so I planned to go over for a walk.

When the No. 48 bus drove to Yin Village, I found a pair of young men and women walking on the road, the relationship was not ordinary, hooking shoulders and smiling and strolling in the streets and alleys of Yin Village. When I entered Yin Village, I found that it was really a student home, all of which were shops for student services, among which health care product stores were the most, followed by restaurants, so according to these, it can be seen that contemporary college students' demand for health care products is greater than their desire for food. What's going on here? Is it really the same as what the report says? People born in the 80s, an insurmountable emptiness?

Wei Lao Er and Yuan Erye, as well as Gu Lao Mao and Ren Hongyun, and a few of them picked me up at the entrance of the village. Gu Lao Mao came earlier than me, and our group went to the house they rented. All the big men, there is no woman, and it feels a little weird, as if they are either robbing houses or gathering ruffians. I looked around, and the surrounding environment was not bad, and most of the people who lived there were students anyway, so there would be no big mess. Walking and walking, I arrived at the place where Yuan Erye and they rented, it was a newly built two-story building, it felt good from a distance, and as soon as I entered the yard, my eyes were bright, and there was a woman in pajamas who was brushing her teeth by the pool. I subconsciously looked at the time, it's more than 12 o'clock, it's about to be afternoon, this is amazing, can you sleep? Or was it so tired that you got up lazily yesterday? It's a question. On the second floor, the field of vision suddenly opened, there are a few people playing poker on the opposite floor, men and women are very free, there are no high-rise buildings around, they are two floors of a water, and the layout of this building is still very special, 5 rooms are distributed in a semi-enclosed shape, there is a small open space in the middle, it is a balcony, you can put down a big table, there is a small pool next to it, the water is quite convenient, as for the room, it is not much to say, it is very simple, open the door and look at it is quite clear. There was nothing else superfluous, a bed, a table, a chair, just three pieces of furniture. The bed is between a single and a double kind of self-made, and it is estimated that the landlord made such a single and double thing in order to save wood money. I looked room by room, Yuan Erye and Ren Hongyun's room was the simplest, basically maintained the original state, Wei Lao Er and Dong Gua both have large items, they are learning computers, Dong Gua is Wei Lao Er's classmate, they also moved the computer in, saying that they want to practice more professional knowledge. In fact, that is to say, when I really used it, I didn't see how they practiced, so they were all used for celebrities. But it's okay, so I have some fun. There was a couple living in the other room, the curtains were drawn very tightly, and it was estimated that they had not gotten up at this time. Compared to the woman downstairs, I guess they are more tired.

"Okay, this place is pretty good. How many days have you moved in? I leaned against the window and said.

"Monday. Yes, this roof is also ours, and you can go up to the roof to blow the wind if you have nothing to do. When it's hot, go up and drink. Wei Lao Er said. Then everyone started talking about the benefits of this place.

"90 yuan a month is really not expensive, not including water and electricity, right?"

"No, if they all come down, it will be more than a hundred points a month."

"That's not bad, with this place, you can cook by yourself in the future, and you can come to the live-action version of the star."

"yes, haha, didn't you two come over and buy mahjong?" Yuan Erye said with a smile. He is also known as one of the standard four gamblers. Playing mahjong often comes without money, and dares to play at the table, but the strange thing is that you can always win. This is the white wolf with empty gloves, and the few of us who are left of us are often swept up by him. was particularly helpless, so he was nicknamed the White Wolf Holy Hand.

"Just buy a pair of mahjong? What about the table? I think one person is 10 yuan, and the other two of us make up for it. Walk! Let's go buy it, and we can play all night haha. Gu Lao rubbed his hands excitedly, "I've been studying for so long, and I haven't touched mahjong yet, my hands are itchy very much." ”

I also shouted excitedly on the side: "Then hurry up, stop grinding, buy it early and play early." And just like that, the days of eating, drinking, and merrymaking began.

Because there is a place where you can fool around, and there is a so-called home, there is more care and enjoyment in life. I usually feel that time flies very slowly, but when it comes to weekends, I feel very fast. Before Friday, I was busy with all kinds of things in the economy, department, college, school, and miscellaneous things. Of course, it also includes studying, as well as Xiao Dong. Most of the spare time and class time are with Xiao Dong, and occasionally when he is busy, he will not see Xiao Dong for a day. At that time, I felt that I didn't live for myself, and only at night would I feel that it was my time, lying in bed and relaxing my tired body, talking on the phone with Xiao Dong, or texting. At the end of the week, I put down all kinds of things in school and ran to Wei Lao Er and them, because I felt that only there I was like myself, and I could find the feeling that I could let go of everything. I started to metamorphose on Friday. Why do you want to go to the foreign translator on the weekend? Because there is a familiar environment over there, you can indulge in eating, drinking and having fun, and you can leave all your troubles in the economy and trade without taking it away. When he returned to trade on Monday, he returned to the appearance of a decent man and a gentleman, restrained everywhere, like a chameleon. I've always thought that my personality is a two-way street, with unconcealed restlessness and a calm that is content with the status quo.