Chapter 086-087 If I Don't Go to Hell, Who Will Do? (2-in-1)
"I rely on !!"
Chi Yan jumped up all of a sudden, his face seemed to be cramping, his facial features were all out of prison, his mouth was crooked, his eyes were slanted, his tongue was cramping,
It's not that he's angry, but moved,
Yes, it's really touching,
"Brother, it's righteous enough to have this ...... Well, with this treasure, I'm done with you, brother. ”
Chi Yan's hands trembled, snatched the pink dress, and put it on his body directly.
Ahh
Song Xiaojian Muggle, Xiu was funny, confused,
Numb, I didn't expect you to be such a red flame,
He had imagined Chiyan women's clothing, but he didn't expect him to be so anxious.
quickly stay away from Chiyan, for fear of being infected,
Chi Yan didn't pay attention to his expression at all, and put the pink dress on his body,
Not to mention, it fits well, but there is a place that doesn't fit well,
"Big... Belch...... Big brother, are you okay? ”
Chi Yan giggled,
"Giggles, good, too good to be good, little brother, thank you."
Hearing Chi Yan's laughter, Song Xiaojian was furious, have you ever seen a big man giggling in women's clothes?
Shaking Suosuo, he took out the transmission note and sent a message to Chikui,
"Uncle Chikui, come on, I suspect that Brother Chiyan has been taken away by a female ghost."
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Chikui and they are separating the dirt in the Salted Fish Palace...... Uh, no, it's a discussion on how to distribute the spoils,
After receiving Song Xiaojian's summons, Chi Kui's face changed wildly, female ghost? This secret realm is full of weirdness, and there is a mysterious smiling Buddha head, could it be......
"Sect Master, Song Xiaojian found ......"
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Not long after, Xia Wuyuan, Zhang Shanfeng and others quietly surrounded the lotus pond courtyard.
They weren't afraid of the female ghost who took the house, but Song Xiaojian was present, and they were afraid that the female ghost would take hostages.
Chikui pretended to be passing by,
"Sword, how ...... this harvest this time"
Before he finished speaking, his eyes glanced at the women's clothes on Chi Yan's body, and in an instant, a pair of bull's eyes bulged out, and his eyes seemed to be about to fall.
Shocked in my heart,
Hemp eggs, this is the Yuan Shen Bing?!!!
Without saying a word, one arrow step, one grabbed Chiyan,
"Bastard, you big man, what skirt to wear, take it off for me,
Uh~~~ Song Xiaojian was stunned, stunned, stunned, numb, what the hell is going on, could it be that Chi Kui is also possessed?
took out the messenger and sent another message to the sect master,
Xia Wuyuan, outside the small courtyard of Zhudi, didn't dare to sweep with his divine thoughts at all, for fear of alarming the so-called female ghost,
Suddenly receiving a summons from Song Xiaojian, he was stunned for a moment, he was with Chi Kui just now, there was no abnormality, how could it be?
At this time, in the small courtyard of the lotus pond, the two men had already scuffled.
Chi Yan "Uncle, this is mine, you are an elder, grab a junior's things, do you still want face?" ”
Chi Kui didn't give in, "What's yours, what's yours is mine, I'm an elder, and I'm the head of the family, it's a matter of course to help you keep it, let it go......"
Chi Yan shouted, "Uncle, you are a 10,000-year-old king, and you still wear women's clothes, you are not afraid of being embarrassed?" ”
Chikui's face darkened, and his subordinates became even stronger, "Looking for a fight, dare to scold me for being a bastard, if I am a bastard, aren't you a bastard?" Let go. ”
Chi Yan's whole body shrunk into a ball, and he was about to die, "Uncle, you are the patriarch, you are a man, wearing this thing, isn't it a shame for our Chi clan?" ”
Chi Kui's hand kept going, three times and five times, and finally snatched the pink dress, "I'll take it back and put it on your aunt." ”
Chi Yan looked loveless, lying motionless on the ground, numb, this is the ancestor of his Chi family, he wondered in his heart if it was his own?
Chi Kui grabbed a good thing, his face was full of joy, suddenly, a breeze blew, and his hands were empty, what about the things?
I saw that Xia Wuyuan's face was full of coldness, "As an elder of Danfeng, he actually started to rob the things of his juniors, what kind of system did he become, and the things were confiscated......"
"Damn, Xia Xianyu, it's not as shameless as you, give it back to me."
Chi Kui scuffled with Xia Wuyuan again,
Song Xiaojian was on the side, they were all stunned, numb, what is the situation, two big men, grabbing a skirt?
Do you all like women's clothing?
Oh~~ What a pervert......
There was a chill in my heart, I didn't expect you to be such a person, I misjudged you,
In the end, Xia Wuyuan kicked away Chikui and stuffed the pink dress into Xiao Lori's hand, "Red-haired ghost, this is Song Xiaojian's dowry gift to my family, are you embarrassed to have a little girl rob it?" ”
Chi Kui stopped, and Zhang Shanfeng, who was about to move outside, also dispelled some thoughts,
Snatch it from Xia Xianyu's hands, it's okay, you can snatch it from a little girl's hands, forget it, he can't afford to lose this face,
Little Lori just came out of the house, and she was used by her unscrupulous father, and it was really enough.,
Shake open your belly pocket, "Daddy, the two on this are water ducks, aren't they delicious?" ”
Xia Wuyuan's face twitched for a while, numb, Lao Tzu didn't want to lose his face in order to grab this thing, and he actually asked if it was delicious?
At this time, no matter how stupid Song Xiaojian was, he also understood that the pink dress was a good thing.
Maybe it's really the kind of good thing that the machine spirit said,
Coming back?
Song Xiaojian hurriedly shook his head, numb, no matter how good it is, he doesn't want to wear women's clothes like Chi Yan stupidly? Too spicy......
But if little Lori wears it, huh? Song Xiaojian's eyes lit up, and saliva flowed out......
Chi Kui looked at the pink dress in Xiao Lori's hand, his face ached, he regretted it, he regretted it so much that his intestines were blue, why did he tell the sect master just now, it's just that how good it is for him to come alone,
"Sword, you ...... Where did this thing come from? ”
Song Xiaojian: "Picked it up, what's wrong?" ”
"Not much ......"
Those who are numb eggs have to die more than people, and they have to throw away goods compared to goods,
At this time, Chi Kui has the heart to die, and the Yuan Shen Bing actually has to pick it up? Where can I reason with that?
The Yuan Shen Soldier, which is more advanced than the magic weapon, can be included in the sea of knowledge, and is warmed with the Yuan Shen, the longer the spirituality is, the more spirituality is sufficient, and it is likely to give birth to the spirit of the magic weapon.
Although he is the lord of Danfeng and the elder of the dignified Six-Rank Immortal Sect, he has not gotten a single Yuan Shen Soldier, which shows the rarity of the Yuan Shen Soldier.
Xia Wuyuan said with a smile: "Xiao Song is really Hongfu Qitian, and the old man agreed to this matter." ”
Song Xiaojian was stunned, "Sect Master, what's the matter?" ”
Xia Wuyuan's bull's eyes puffed, "Still called the sect master?" Shouting Daddy! ”
I'm sorry, Lao Bangzi takes advantage of me?!!
Song Xiaojianxin said, if I can't beat you, I have to beat you seventy-two.
Pretending not to hear Xia Xianyu's words,
"Uncle Chikui, I found this toilet together, I think it should be good, so I'll give it to you, I hope you don't dislike it......"
As he spoke, he took out the toilet,
Originally, Xia Xianyu and Chikui didn't care, and even rolled their eyes and pouted.
What Song Xiaojian has done in the secret realm, they know better than anyone else, isn't it just to tear down the house and pry the floor?
can pick up a piece of Yuan Shen Soldier, it is already black smoke from the ancestral tomb,
Toilet? Can you pick it up? Don't you stink?
However, soon, they were slapped in the face, and they were beaten loudly.
What's special, it's the Yuan Shen Soldier again?
The moment he saw the toilet, Chikui's eyes were green, like a hungry dog snatching, he threw himself on the toilet so hard that he even buried his head in the toilet.
"Xia Xianyu, this is mine, Xiaojian said that it was given to me, if you grab it again, Lao Tzu will fight with you ......"
Chikui's voice came out of the toilet, and it felt very ...... Uh, it's flavorful, yes, it's flavorful~~
Xia Wuyuan took a step slower, licked his lips, and looked regretful,
Zhang Shanfeng's eyes rolled, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Chikui hugged the toilet tightly, and his face showed a look of intoxicated enjoyment,
The expressions of these three people made Song Xiaojian goosebumps,
Is there a problem with the summer salted fish, looking at the toilet and licking its mouth?
Uncle Cheap is even more reliable, and he will stick it directly into the toilet, what are you doing? Smell or lick?
"Uncle, this is a toilet, not a Danding ......"
Chikui nodded repeatedly, "I know, I know, you leave me alone, leave me alone, let me enjoy myself......"
yes, that's crazy......
Song Xiaojian felt that Jiuxuanzong should be changed to a madhouse, holding a toilet as a baby,
"Uh, big brother, what are you?"
At this time, Chi Yan sat up from the ground,
"Brother, I'll tell you the truth, this long skirt and this toilet are both Yuan Shen soldiers, not ordinary Yuan Shen soldiers, so ...... You know. ”
Genshin soldiers?
Song Xiaojian's eyes were black, and he glanced at Chiyan, I know you yarn!
I hate you the most like this, and the thief is so annoying......
However, seeing that they even grabbed women's clothes and toilets, I thought that Yuxiao should also be a hot item.
Could it be that the good things that the machine spirit said, these are the few things?
"Senior, sect master, uncle, eldest brother, this is the floor tile I pryed back from the secret realm, I don't think it's a mortal thing, you can help me take a look......"
Originally, with his original intention, it was to let those old guys go quickly, and then he took out the floor tiles, which means that I am a rookie, I don't understand anything, I just pry other people's floor tiles back, all of them are worthless things, you don't want to be greedy here, hurry up and go back to your own home, find your own mother,
He just took out a floor tile...... Uh, well, it's a brick, but it's actually much bigger than a brick, three feet thick, five feet wide, and more than a zhang long,
As soon as he took it out, Zhang Shanfeng's eyes turned green, and he lay on the floor tiles without any image, rubbing his hands gently,
"Mixed Yuan Lingjin? Why is such a big piece full of mixed yuan spirit gold? ”
Mixed Yuan Spirit Gold, it can be said to be the favorite of the array mages, it can transmit the true element of aura of various attributes, and does not interfere with each other, with the formation it lays, the spirit stone of any attribute can be driven, and anyone's true element can also be driven.
Zhang Shanfeng lay on the floor tiles, rolling left and right,
Xia Wuyuan felt that an old face was red and numb, thinking that Song Xiaojian was not doing business, and it was a shame to pry people's floor tiles to be ignorant, but he didn't expect that it was him, the sect master, who didn't know the goods, looking at this old guy's unreliable appearance, he knew that floor tiles were also good things,
I was secretly glad in my heart that I didn't say what I thought before, otherwise, he would be embarrassed as the sect master.
Next to him, Chi Kui put away the toilet and gently pulled the corner of his clothes, "Hey, be reserved, you're a wife... Elder Taishang ......"
Hearing this, Chi Yan and Song Xiaojian pouted and rolled their eyes at the same time, numb, just like you just grabbed the toilet, are you embarrassed to let others be reserved?
As if he hadn't heard, Zhang Shanfeng lay on the floor tiles, splashing and rolling......
Xia Wuyuan covered his face, he couldn't bear to look at it directly, shame, shame,
Mack, you are also the Supreme Elder of Jiuxuanzong, can you not be like an old beggar who has never seen money, this is not only a shame on you, but also a shame on my face of Jiuxuanzong!!
Little Lori quietly took out a photo stone and recorded everything, a demonic smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, as if she saw countless spirit stones beckoning to her,
After a long time, Song Xiaojian couldn't stand it anymore, and retreated,
The more I know, I'm afraid I'll be wearing small shoes.
"Sect Master, Uncle Chikui, if there is nothing else, I will retire first......
After speaking, Chong Chiyan squeezed his eyebrows and made eyes,
Xia Wuyuan couldn't stand it anymore, pulled the little Lori, rode a salted fish, and left Danfeng, why did he take the little Lori away? Of course, I went back to study the Yuan Shen Soldier,
Chi Kui was also in a hurry to go back to study his new toilet, and one dodged and disappeared,
Only Mrs. ... Taishang Elder Zhang Shanfeng is still reluctant to go,
Seeing that Song Xiaojian was leaving, he hurriedly blocked in front of him,
"Xiao Song, oh no, the virtuous nephew ......"
Hearing this, Chi Yan quickly rolled his eyes, Mrs. ... Elder Taishang, you call it that, where do you put Uncle Zhang Tiezui? Does he still want to call Song Xiaojian an ancestor?
Song Xiaojian was also speechless, and in order to get rid of this old nerve, he hurriedly took out a hundred floor tiles, "Uncle...... Uh, that lady... Elder Taishang, these are my filial piety to your old man, you see......"
Seeing that these floor tiles were all made of mixed element spirit gold, Zhang Shanfeng's eyes emitted a green light, lying on those floor tiles and rolling, his limbs were like electric shocks, twitching rapidly,
Song Xiaojian was very afraid that this Alzheimer's convulsion would pass, so he stopped trying to escape, "Mrs. ... Elder Taishang, if you don't like these floor tiles, I'll put them away......"
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Shanfeng, who was rolling, suddenly disappeared, and disappeared with him, along with the hundred floor tiles on the ground.
Chiyan is covered with a face, numb, this is faceless, this is the wife of their Nine Xuanzong... Elder Taishang? That's it?
Song Xiaojian breathed a sigh of relief, approached the cultivation room with Chi Yan, and opened the prohibition,
"Big brother, little brother can't stand you......"
A primordial god soldier slipped away from his eyes like this, and the indignation on Chi Yan's face had not yet subsided,
"Forget it, brother, I don't blame you, I blame those old guys, they are so shameless that they even rob the things of their juniors."
Song Xiaojian shook his head, "Big brother, actually, there is one more thing here for the younger brother, but I am afraid that the eldest brother will not like it in his heart......
Chi Yan's eyes let out a fine light, but he immediately pouted, numb, others don't know, he doesn't know yet?
You Song Xiaojian is a slut, you can even give me a big man a dress that a woman wears, do you really care about my feelings? Are you afraid I won't like it?
However, Song Xiaojian's words still aroused his curiosity,
"Brother, you're out of sight, who are the two of us? If there is something to take out, my brother will definitely not mind. ”
Song Xiaojian was secretly happy in his heart, since you said so, then don't blame me,
With a cheap smile on his face, he took out the jade Xiao,
"Big brother, it's not that I'm a brother, I'm a coquettish, it's just that you're a big man...... Blowing Xiao, how to listen to it, how it doesn't sound good, isn't it? ”
Chi Yan's eyes were red, and he looked at Song Xiaojian's eyes with a thick malice,
In fact, if you don't say it, no one will think about it, but now that you say it, why am I embarrassed to ask for it?
Song Xiaojian smiled cheaply, I didn't give it to you, but are you willing to ask for it? Do you still dare to ask for it?
Belch......
That knows, the time that Chiyan was entangled, and it was less than half a second, so he snatched the jade Xiao, and said with righteousness in his mouth,
"For the sake of you, brother, my brother has to ask for it."
Song Xiaojian was stunned, numb, what is this saying?
Chi Yan let out a long sigh, with a thick compassion in his tone,
"I'm your eldest brother, so I'd rather have a misleading reputation like blowing Xiao on my back than let your reputation be affected in the slightest bit, as the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will?"
No way! Circle your forked ......
Song Xiaojian rolled his eyes wildly, numb, I shouldn't underestimate your surname Chi's cheekiness, generation after generation is thicker,
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Send away the Red Flame ...... Uh, maybe it's not a gift, Chiyan ran faster than a rabbit this time, and as soon as he got Yu Xiao, he couldn't wait to go back to blow Xiao...... Oh no, I should have researched it......
After feeding the stone egg a handful of small rebirth pills,
Song Xiaojian began to cultivate,
In this secret exploration, his gains are quite good...... (Everyone in the Nine Xuanzong showed disdainful eyes, numb, yours is okay, so what is it that we only get one or two magic weapons?) )
magic weapon, he blew up I don't know how many warehouses, although there is not yet a bracelet piled up, but it is not too much,
Lingshi, he received more than 50,000 square meters...... Uh, that's right, it's not a piece, it's a square, in that room with a length and width of more than two hundred meters, he received fifty thousand square spirit stones,
Speaking of which, I really have to thank you to the Dharma Protectors.
Over the years, they don't know how many people have been pitted to accumulate so much wealth, but they didn't expect that it was Song Xiaojian's cheaper.
The magic weapons of the spirit stone are all bait used by the Dharma Protectors to lure people to kill each other, so they are directly placed in the warehouse, just to let more people see it, so that they can kill each other.
Fifty thousand square spirit stones should be enough to fill the dantian, Song Xiaojian thought, took out the spirit stones, and began to cultivate,
The first time, he only took a spirit stone,
Unexpectedly, in less than a minute, the spirit stone was sucked clean by him, turning into a pinch of white ash and scattering.
two, again in less than a minute,
Three, five, still a minute......
Ten, hundred, or less than a minute
Qian, this time I finally lasted longer, but it was gone in ten minutes
For the wordless domineering, he finally has an intuitive understanding,
Ding Ye said that without words, you can evacuate the surrounding aura and make the surroundings become a spiritless zone.
But when cultivating with spirit stones, it's not like this.
Generally speaking, the speed at which the spirit stone releases spiritual energy can definitely meet the cultivation of ordinary people, but there is also an upper limit, but it is difficult for ordinary people to access this upper limit.
Under normal circumstances, only when the formation is driven by spirit stones, it will release spiritual energy at full speed.
However, under the suction of the wordless formula, the spirit stone is definitely the fastest speed to release the aura.
And Song Xiaojian is a pervert, in his meridians, 108 purple qi dragons nourish the meridians all the time, making his meridians wider and stronger.
Before, when he first cultivated, his meridians still felt bulging, as if they were about to explode.
But, uh, well, that's really just his delusion...... Uh, it's the first time, it's a little uncomfortable, right?
Now, he is cultivating with spirit stones, although the total amount of spiritual energy entering the meridians every time is already large I don't know how many times, but he feels that there is no pressure in the meridians.
In fact, he is too careful, and with the purple dragon protecting his meridians, he can rest assured that he will be in trouble.
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In the end, he simply lay down on the pile of spiritual stones to cultivate, and in the dantian, it was like turning on a tap water, flowing loudly.
Three days passed quickly,
"We, the common people, are so happy today......
On this day, Song Xiaojian sang a little song and walked out of the cultivation room.
Well, it's not that his spirit stones have run out, 50,000 square spirit stones are enough for him to cultivate for a while,
It's just that he has been cultivating for three days in a row, and he is a little tired with his mental strength, and he is not in a hurry, so he comes out to relax.
In the past three days, he has transformed two hundred square meters of spirit stones into colorless and transparent tap water...... Oh no, it's the real yuan.
In the dantian, Zhenyuan has also accumulated a volume of nearly 100 squares, no longer a hair and a small half cup of tea before,
Nearly 100 directions, in the general Qi refining period, all the true elements combined, there are not so many, so, he is in a good mood,
It's just that Chi Kui's news immediately dispelled his good mood......