The exam papers were handed out, the radio rang out, and the young female teacher in charge of the invigilator said, "The exam begins!" ”

Nan Xiao was prepared, took out a pencil, and began to write.

Simple!

Simple, simple!

It's also very simple!

…… Why is it all that simple?

I finished all the questions in one go, and I checked it again to make sure that there was nothing to change. Looking at the time, it was only a little more than half of the time.

However, the allotted deadline for early submission has not yet arrived. Now the paper is handed in and left halfway, and the results will not be recorded.

Nan Xiao had no choice but to sit in a daze boredly, thinking about what kind of world he would travel through when he went back tonight.

Lack of money to spend, I want to sell gold, but I checked it on the Internet, and the mud bomb here has very strict control over gold trading. If you want to sell gold at any regular gold store, you must show a valid ID. I am afraid that not long after the big gold ingots of more than ten kilograms were sold, the police should come to investigate.

Formal pledge shops also buy gold bars, but identity confirmation is also indispensable.

All that's left are some pheasant pawn shops with unknown numbers. You may not need documents, but whether you can get the money is a problem, and maybe the money will be hacked and you will get into trouble. In the face of a gold bar of more than ten kilograms, after all, not everyone can be so calm.

Come to think of it, the best thing to do is to travel through a game world and get the ability to disguise yourself.

There are a lot of transformation props in World of Warcraft, but most of the images that come out are quite bizarre. If you become that ghost in the Overworld, you will definitely be captured and sliced.

Well, it's better to find a game that's closer to the background of the overworld.

……

was thinking about it, and suddenly the radio in the examination room prompted that it was okay to submit the paper in advance. So what are you waiting for, sitting still is a waste of time and a waste of life.

The handing over paper did not make the candidates envious. On the contrary, there are many people who look at him sympathetically. In their reasoning, this guy probably couldn't do too many questions, and he suffered until he could turn in the papers, so he immediately sought relief.

The young female teacher who invigilated the exam may have thought the same way, with regret in her eyes.

Of course, there was no need to explain to them one by one at this time, Nan Xiao packed his things and walked out of the examination room with ease, ready to go home.

There are a huge number of games downloaded at home, and time waits for no one!

However, there are always people who are not interested and want to disturb his Yaxing.

An uncle with a video camera came over, and a young man with a microphone seemed to want to do an interview with the candidates.

At this time, there were not many candidates who left the venue, and only a few of them were depressed. The young man tried to find someone to be interviewed, but no one was in the mood to bird him. Until he saw Nan Xiao with an excited face, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"This classmate! This classmate! Is it okay to take up a little bit of your time? ”

It's too fake! Do you want to disguise yourself as an NHK reporter by putting an NHK logo on the microphone? Most of them are the video studios found by Fang Tangjing. Besides, even if it's NHK, it's annoying NHK.

Nan Xiao doesn't have a good impression of NHK. Anyone who has lived in the mud bombardment knows that NHK people who come to collect TV bills are extremely annoying, and they can't get rid of them, and they buzz in your ears from time to time like mosquitoes...... Airplanes...... Earth wants to suck blood.

Forget it, don't say it. If you want an interview, right, my brother will give you the entire sand sculpture version, see if you dare to broadcast it.

The young man began to interview: "This classmate, do you have any feeling that you have a difficult question?" ”

Nan Xiao looked disdainful: "Hmph, I know how to 'fancy answers', and I come up with four different solutions for each question." Impeccable in speed and skill in problem solving. This kind of question is a breeze for me. ”

The young journalist was so shocked that he couldn't even think of the next question for a moment.

Nan Xiao continued to pretend: "I know how to manufacture and maintain atomic bombs, manage the daily operation and maintenance of nuclear fusion power plants, kill two-foot-long radiation mutant cockroaches, and obtain a language expert certificate issued by Vault 101. I can also fish, grow vegetables, mine and mine gold, and I can cook dozens of exquisite Western food. My slingshot skills are also a must, within fifty steps, aim at your left eye and never hit your right eye! ”

Not only the young reporters, but even the parents of passers-by who watched the excitement nearby were shocked. "Niu Niu Niu, very arrogant." Everyone praised it.

"What is your dream university?" A passerby aunt asked.

"Hmm...... Am I the Upper East University? Or is it Kyoto University? I heard that there is a cat industrial university in Urayasu, so if you dial the phone in the dormitory, you may be able to call the goddess office. That's right, I also want to make a wish that a goddess will accompany me for the rest of my life. Alas, it's so tangled. ”

Hahaha, passers-by let out a good-natured laugh.

Another passer-by asked, "Do you feel more nervous than the university entrance examination?" ”

"So what? The most important thing to make rolls is to rely on strength. ”

"You're pretty good, the first one to come out, right?"

"Of course!"

"What is the first topic of the essay?"

"Remember a traffic accident!"

"How did you come up with the idea of writing it?"

“One car come， One car go. Two car peng peng， One car die.” (One car comes, one car goes, two cars bang, one car dies.) )

was interrupted by passers-by in a mess, and the young NHK reporter finally grabbed the conversation: "Then how did you arrange your time for today's entire exam?" ”

"It's about the first half an hour to meditate and adjust your mood, the middle 20 minutes to answer casually, and then think about what games you want to play when you go home, and then hand in the paper."

"Ah, okay, what's next...... It's a speaking test, is it difficult? ”

"Do you think that's what I can do? Let me show you the amazing strength of my spoken language today! ”

Nan Xiao began to recite with a smile: "Long long ago, there lived a king. He loved horses. One day he asked an artist to draw him a beautiful horse. The artist said，“All right， but you must wait.“ So the king waited. He waited and waited. At last...”

(You won't translate this, will you?) Everyone should have memorized it. ）

"Okay, okay, it's okay," the young NHK reporter stopped Nan Xiao in time to continue reciting, "We are live broadcasting, because many netizens have come in one after another in the live broadcast room, let's talk to them." ”

Nan Xiao stroked his hair handsomely at the camera: "That's right, I'm Brother Xiao Nan, who is both talented and characterful, maybe you don't know me too well." But you see, this is my professional certificate in nuclear fusion power station maintenance, my level 8 certificate in dwarven language, and my Little Hero Certificate in Stardew Valley. Isn't it awesome? These are just the tip of the iceberg. I usually like to make small inventions and toys. I also have a love for life and have won the Pelican Town Most Popular Townsman Award. This is my certificate, do you particularly admire? I am such a good boy with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness and aesthetic education. ”

NHK reporters are going crazy, Nima, can you be more professional, that stack of printing paper is clearly printed with TOEIC three-year real questions and five-year simulations, and Leng took it out as an award certificate, when we are all blind?

"Hahahaha......" passers-by let out a good-natured laugh.

"Then let's go home first...... Have a meal? ”

"No! I'm a man who wants to study seriously. Be sure to play the game well today and fight for the life of Dark Souls. ”

The reporter was already in a state of confusion, not knowing what to say, and reluctantly squeezed out a sentence: "Then cheer you on, hurry back and rest." Drink plenty of boiled water. ”

"Brother Xiaonan, what's your last name?" A passer-by aunt asked.

"Auntie, who are you? Private questions will not be answered! ”

After speaking, Nan Xiao separated from passers-by, got on his bicycle and disappeared. It feels really exciting to run away after pretending.