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Beautiful girls are naturally pleasing to the eye. When the weather is nice, Mr. Madong likes to swim. Lying on the deck, you can enjoy the swimsuit perks. When she came back from a swim, it was even more clear water out of hibiscus, and the light was incomprehensible.

Nan Xiao is a little square. He was sure that his appreciation for beauty was always there. Seeing Mr. Zhendong's swimsuit walking on the deck, I was also amazed in my heart. However、There is no strong desire to have a shot.。

Obviously, the physiological function is normal, and there is no problem at all if you want to show your strength......

Thinking about it, he can only boil it down to philosophical contradictions. Probably after immortality, the ** of inheritance is not so strong. The brain is a stingy guy, and after discovering that his DNA doesn't need to be maintained by having children, he refuses to reward him in this regard.

Nan Xiao, who has been obsessed with studying himself all day long, one day on a whim, he suddenly remembered to be on QQ.

This time it can be fried, and a large number of messages are overwhelming, forming the effect of swiping the screen.

Although it is not so troublesome to read them one by one, why do it yourself if someone does it for you. "Little P," he commanded, "help me sort out the QQ news." ”

A little Zhengtai's voice came out of the phone, serious and serious: "Yes, Dadba!" ”

Well, that's good~

Recently, Xiao P can already command by voice. Nan Xiao studied the Red Pioneer's voice system and got a set for Xiao P, and it was more advanced. Xiao P maintains thousands of processes at any time to chat with people on the Internet, and there are countless vests, and no one has ever seen through it. Combined with such a large amount of conversation data, the real intelligent voice dialogue is fully realized.

In the blink of an eye, tens of thousands of QQ messages were sorted into categories and sorted out refreshingly. After excluding the boring spam information such as various jokes, bucket pictures, Qin Shi Huang asking for money, and the prince of the dark empire who wandered in the blue star asked for money, the valuable news can be divided into the following categories:

First, the recent news.

Nan Xiao found himself a celebrity, and the photo even made headlines on the front page of China. The reason for his fame was that "students in Japan hijacked teachers and killed dozens of people at gunpoint." ”

The mud bombing government has imposed strict press controls. The Red Cossacks forcibly entered Tokyo Bay, and Mao Yuyu sank a patrol ship of the Coast Guard. Mao Yuyu took a sickle and cut off the brains of dozens of black-clothed people in the building, which was also blocked. However, the part where he rescued Teacher Zhendong from the man in black was secretly photographed and circulated on the Internet, so there was no way.

In the video, he carried the unconscious Teacher Zhendong all the way down the stairs. The man in black was shot in the head as soon as he appeared. The scene is hot, and any gunfight police and gangster movies are thrown so that the taillights can't be seen.

This is not a surveillance video, I just don't know that the grandson took a mobile phone to take a secret film. At that time, the man in black still did not do enough meticulous sweeping work, and he did not confiscate the mobile phones of all the residents.

It wasn't until the footage began circulating on the internet that the stupid neon government realized the seriousness of the problem. However, no matter how much you wash the floor, it's too late. They later forcibly evicted all the occupants in the name of the dangerous building, demolished the building, and probably warned the occupants, but instead painted the matter even darker.

There are always buddies who like to make things bigger, especially the up master. Soon, a foreigner who played with oil turtles secretly did a special investigation. He was very meticulous and secretly interviewed many of the residents who had been relocated.

"I was in the house that day when I was playing the electric and suddenly the wall shook hard. I thought there was an earthquake, so I hid for a while and tried to run outside, but I saw that the hallway was full of people in black. The missing student, the same guy on TV, came out with my next-door neighbor in his hand, a gun in his hand. The man in black was shot in the head by him as soon as they met, and his marksmanship was so fast......"

It's this grandson who candid the film. Looking at the mosaic on that face, Nan Xiao really wanted to shoot him in the head.

The oily turtle foreigner investigated the missing teacher Zhendong, found the Japanese language school, and dug up the missing Nanxiao. The students who lived downstairs from the teacher, carrying the teacher, carried the handgun and killed the man in black and walked away. That's a lot of news. In those days, he earned enough money for advertising. However, he later blocked his account on the grounds of "spreading false information" and did not even pay for advertising. He threatened to sue the turtle.

Then Nan Xiao also became a celebrity in the circle of friends of his classmates, and even became a celebrity in China.

The photo of him in Tokyo Bay and Mr. Madon is simply popular all over the Internet. It's useless to set it up for only three days, and it's already been reprinted. QQ group, group, as long as the people you know are in Aitta, ask him where he is now, whether he has been arrested.

Naturally, parents also sent a bunch of messages, almost every day, which shows how anxious they are.

Fortunately, no one knows that he is the game UP master that is currently popular at station B, otherwise he would not have had to blow up his home page of station b.

Even the embassy's Weibo post came out to show concern, reminding the government that it has an obligation to ensure the safety of students studying in Japan, and that it must respect Nanxiao's rights. The meaning of these words is that it is suspected that people are in the hands of the mud bombardment government.

The chief cabinet secretary of the mud bombardment came out and said that we didn't know where people were. He left the residential building that day without being heard from.

These words have been scolded by many netizens on the Internet, but the mud bombardment of the government is to play dead. If you don't refute or admit it, you don't see it.

Oh, it's a big deal, and it's a hammer to get into the University of Tokyo.

Dare to go to the university entrance examination in November? I'm afraid that before I touch the pen, the police car has already surrounded the entire examination room.

After thinking about it, Nan Xiao felt that there was little point in staying in Japan. He has become the most wanted man, and there is no place to stay.

It's better to return to China, and let the second elder feel at ease.

When you return home, you may be called to tea by the police uncle, but there is definitely a way to prevaricate. In any case, it was a blurry mobile phone video, and the face was not taken. He could have completely disregarded himself.

The analysis of the turtle boss? Please, it's 9102, everyone has to talk about evidence, you can't think I'm a killer like Brother Xiao Ma just because of an irresponsible brain hole of a certain up master.

A photo of Tokyo Bay and a missing female teacher? This one is more difficult to wash. But it's not impossible. I happened to pick up Mr. Mado next to Tokyo Bay, no? Which law prohibits students from taking photos with their teachers?

After thinking about it, Nan Xiao felt that it was a good idea to return to China.

"Teacher, let's go back to China!"

At that time, Mr. Madong had just finished swimming, and was sunbathing on the deck in a swimsuit, when he suddenly heard him say this, and squirted a small puff of orange juice. "Going to Huaxia? Not okay? So fast? She asked shyly, "According to your customs, I want to see ...... Parents? ”

No, what have you been paying attention to lately, teacher?

Nan Xiao rubbed her forehead and thought: Sure enough, the girl's brain circuit is different.

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